(Title Card and All Artwork In This Episode By OpefuLee)

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A Bunch Of Teen Trollings Were Hanging Out Around Trollstopia.

"Oh Man! Did You See Chaz's Face When You Threw That Oinion?!"
One Of The Teens Say.

"Ho Hoooo Yeah! He Was All DOINK DOINK SLAM BASH ON THE GROUND!"
The Other Teen Said.

Both Laugh.

The Girl Teen Rolls Her Eyes.
"You Boys Are Your Wittle Pranks. Grow Up"

"Then You Don't Mind If We Hit You With A Moldy Onion :)"
The Boy Teen Said.

"NOOOO! I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE!"
The Girl Ran Away.

Both Boy Teens Laugh And Chase Her.

Poppy, Branch, Barb, Trollex, And Biggie Sat In A Circle And Watched The Teens.

"Ah~ I Remember My Teenager Years Like That. Pranks, Doing Whatever I Want With No Care Attitude"
Barb Said.

"The Staying Up Lateeee"
Poppy Added.

"Helping Parents Out With Parties"
Trollex Added.

"And Volunteering!"
Biggie Said.

"Meep"
Mr. Dinkles Meeped.

"Yes I Certainly Did Volunteer When I Was A Teenager Mr. D!"
Biggie Said.

"Meep"
Mr. Dinkles Meeped.

Biggie Gasps.
":O, Where On Earth Did You Learn That Word"

Mr. Dinkles Grinned.
":)"

"What Was Being A Teenager Like For You Branch?"
Trollex Asked.

"Oh Cmonnn, You All Know I Didn't Really Have A Childhood, Nor Teenhood. I Was Always In The Bunker Preparing!"
Branch Told Them.

"Ohhhh Yeah True"
Poppy Nodded.

"You Poor Dude, Being Inside A Rock Doing Nothing But Storing Rash Cream Ointment"
Barb Chuckles.

"It's Rations"
Branch Corrected.

"Don't Correct Me -.-"
Barb Glared At Him.

Poppy Sighs Dreamily.
"Being A Teenager Was The Best Years"

"Yeahhhhh"
The Others Sigh Dreamily Too.

"I Wish We Could Experience Being A Teenager Again"
Trollex Layed On His Back.

Branch's Face Lit Up With A Idea.

Poppy Turned To Branch.
"Ohhhh I Know That Look Brancho"

Branch Scoffs.
"Pfff- What Look?"

"That's Your Idea Look"
Poppy Said.

Branch Rolls His Eyes.
"Don't Be Ridiculous, I Have No Idea"

Poppy Nudges Him.
"Cmonnnnn, Tell Us Your Ideaaaa"

"No No Noooo"
Branch Shook His Head.

The Group Chants.
"Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us! Tell Us!"

Barb Held Up A Fist.
"You Better Tell Us-"

Branch Looked Away.
"Wellllll........😏"

~~~

~In The Bunker~

Branch Gave The 4 Trolls A Pair Of Goggles With Wires Attached To Them.

"What Are These?"
Biggie Asked.

"There Are What I Like To Call......Hallucination Goggles"
Branch Smirked.

"Hallucination Goggles?"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.

Branch Nods.
"Yeah! With Wires Connected To This Generator!"

A Big Generator With Button Settings Was Connected To The Goggles.

"Explain More Dude, Your Making Our Minds Blank As Donald Duck-"
Barb Said.

Donlad Duck Pouts.
"AWE PHOOEY!"

Branch Explains.
"You See, The 5 Of Us Put On These Goggles, I Set The Generator's Setting To A Normal Teenager Life, Then Through The Goggles, We Go Through A Trance That Makes Us Experience Being A Teenager!"

"Ooooooo"
The Trolls Were Intrigued.

"Annnd, Is It Safe?"
Trollex Asked.

Branch Fake Laughs.
"HAHAHAAAAAA, Is It Safe? Pffff- Of Course It Issssss......Heh"

"You've Tested It Right?"
Poppy Asked.

"We Don't Wanna End Up In Other's Bodies Like Me And Trollzart Went Through -.-"
Barb Crossed Her Arms.

"Cmonnn Guyssss, Trust Meee. Completely Safe! 😁.............eventhoughinevertestedityet"
Branch Mumbled.

"What?"
Poppy Questioned.

"ANYWAAAYSSSS, LET'S GET THIS GOING HAHAHA!"
Branch Fake Laughed Again.

Branch Went To The Generator And Set The Settings To Teenager Life.

"Okaaaay, Just Set The Setting To Teenager Life"
Branch Said.

Poppy Looked Over His Shoulder.
"Oooh! Can You Make It A Musical?!"

"A Musical? Seriously? .___."
Branch Said.

"Uh Duhhh, Add Some Music Spice To It"
Poppy Winked.

Branch Sighs.
"Okay Okay Fine-"

Branch Set The Generator To A Musical Teenager Life.

The Generator Started Running Up.

"Alright Everyone, Goggles On!"
Branch Instructed.

The 4 Put Their Goggles On.

"Um, Will We Know Each Other?"
Biggie Asked.

"It All Depends On What Kind Of Teenager Experience We Get"
Branch Shrugs.

Biggie Got Worried.
"B-B-But What If-"

Mr. Dinkles Looked Up At Biggie.
"Man, Just Put The Goggles On And Shut Up -__-"

Branch Put His Goggles On.
"Now Wait Until The Hallucination Fluid Kicks Into The Gogglesss..."

Suddenly, On The Glass Of The Goggles, Swirls Began To Appear.

The Trolls Started Feeling Weird.

"wHoA hO hOoOo, i fEeL oDd!"
Trollex Said.

"sOooOo mUch sWirLSssSs"
Poppy Did A Wavy Motion.

"iTs sOoo tinGlY bUt fEelS gOod"
Biggie Said.

"yOoOoo i fEeL liKe a lOllipOp bEiNg liCkEd bY a drUnk bAbY"
Barb Said.

"teEen liFe, hErE wE cOmE!"
Branch Said.

The 5 Trolls Went Through The Hallucination Trance.

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~Teenager Life~

Teenage Branch Quickly Woke Up.

A Loud Ringing Was Heard.

Branch Looked Around His Room.

It Was His Phone.

Branch Grabbed It And Answered.
"Hello?"

It Was Teenage Biggie.
"Branch! Where The Heck Are You Man???"

"Biggie?"
Branch Said.

"You Should've Been Here A Hour Ago!"
Biggie Said.

"Huh? Wait Hold On-"
Branch Said.

Branch Tapped His Alarm Clock.

It Was 7:50 A.m.

Branch Gasps.
"OH NO-"

Branch Immediately Jumped Out Of Bed And Started To Get Ready.

"Look, Maybe We Should Just Call The Whole Thing Off?"
Biggie Said.

Branch Put On His Pants And Grabbed The Phone.
"No Way Man! It's Now Or Neverrr- WHOAA!"

Branch Tripped Over His TV Remote.

"Well You Better Get A Move On, I'll Meet You At My Locker!"
Biggie Hung Up.

Branch's Pants Fell Back Down.

Branch's Dad, Scott, Came In.
"MORNIN' SON!"

"DAD!"
Branch Pulled His Pants Back Up.

"WHOOPS! I Forgottttt 😁"
Scott Slowly Closed The Door.

Scott Knocked Then Came Back In.
"MORNIN' SON! Came To See If You Have Any-"

Dirty Clothes Were All Over Branch's Room.

Scott Saw.
".....Dirty....Clothes.."

Branch Put On His Green Jacket.
"Well There They Are, Help Yourself!"

"Branch, I Thought We Talked About This"
Scott Said.

"Look I'm Sorry Dad I'll Take Care Of It Later!"
Branch Struggled To Put His Jacket On.

Scott Put It On Branch Properly.
"What's The Big Rush?'

"I'm Running Late!"
Branch Said.

Scott Started Vacuuming The Clothes.
"Well I Could Drive You On The Way To Work"

"Yeah Uhhh No Thanks, I Uh Need Um..The Exercise"
Branch Replied, Grabbing His Backpack.

"Awe Cmon Branchhh"
Scott Said.

The Vaccume Was Vacuuming Up Branch's Cut Out Stand Of A Pop Singing Named "Trollerline".

Branch Turned Around.
"DAD!"

Branch Quickly Turned Off The Vaccume And Pulled The Cut Out Stand Out.

The Cut Out Got Bended.

Branch Tried To Fix It.
"Awe Daddd You Ruined It!"

Scott Frowns.
"Sorry About That......Who Was He Anyway?"

"He's Only Trollerline Dad, The Biggest Rock Star On The Planet -.-"
Branch Glared.

Scott Smirks.
"Not As Bigger Than Xavier Coogat, The Mambo King!"

"Everybody Mambo!"
Scott Danced The Mambo.

Branch Rolls His Eyes.

Scott Dragged Branch Into The Dance.

"Dad Cmon! There's No Time For This! What If The Neighbors See Us!"
Branch Tried To Get Away.

Branch Grabbed His Bag And Left The Room.

"Huh?"
Scott Turned Around To See Branch Gone.

~~~

Branch Walked Out The House With His Backpack. 🎒

"BRANCHIE WAIT UP!"
Scott Went After Him.

Branch Stopped And Turned To His Dad.

Scott Gave Branch A Brown Bag.
"You Forgot Your Lunch"

Branch Took The Bag.
"Uhhh..."

Scott Kissed Branch's Cheek.
"Have A Good Day!"

Branch Blinks.
"Ugh..."

Some Kids Skated By Laughing.
"HAHAHAHA!"

Branch Marched Down The Sidewalk.
🎵 They've been laughing since
i can remember-🎵

🎵 But they're not gonna laugh anymore!🎵

🎵 No more branchie the geek,
No more goof of the week like BEFOREEEEE-🎵
Branch Slipped Over Some Marbles.

🎵 No more algebra tests
'til September!🎵
Teenage Delta Ripped Up Some Paper.

🎵 No more looking at
losers like him -.-🎵
Teenage Dickory Pushed Branch Walking By.

🎵 No more having to cheat!🎵
Teenage Smidge Sang.

🎵 No more mystery meat!🎵
Teenage Hickory Sung.

🎵 No more Gym!🎵
Teenage Cooper Sung.

🎵 No more Gym!🎵
Teenage Prince D Sung.

🎵 No more Gym
No more Gym!🎵
Both Sung.

🎵 Gonna move to the mall!🎵
Teenage Legsly Sang.

🎵 Gonna live in the pool🎵
Teenage Tresillo Put Shades On.

Branch Went Down The Street.
🎵 Gonna talk to Poppy and not feel like a foooool!🎵

All The Teenager Trolls In The Neighborhood Sang Along, Happy For The Last Day Of School.

🎵 Because after today-🎵

🎵 I know we'll be cruising!🎵

Branch Smiles.

🎵 After today, she'll be mineee~🎵

🎵 And after today-🎵

🎵 Our brains will be
snoozing!🎵

🎵 If I dont faint, I'll be fineeee!🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 We've got 40 more minutes
of Home Economics!🎵
The Teenage K-Pop Gang Sang Together.

🎵 Then down with the textbooks🎵
Teenage Riff And Teenage Trollzart Sung.

🎵 And up with the comics!🎵
Teenage Aspen Held Up A Comic.

Branch Ran Down Beside A Store.
🎵 Just think of all the time
I've been losing!🎵

🎵 Finding the right thing
to saaaay🎵

🎵 But things'll be going my way
after today!🎵

Teenage Poppy Walked Down The Street Smiling, Holding Her Books.

Branch Tried Waving, But Poppy Didn't Notice Him.

Branch Leaned Against The Store Window.
🎵 She looked right through me..🎵

🎵 And who could blame her?🎵

Branch Looked Inside The Store At A Trollerline Poster.
🎵 I need a new me...🎵

🎵 Plus some positive proof-
That im not just a goof!🎵

🎵 Because after today!🎵

🎵 I know we'll be cruising!🎵

🎵 No more pep rallies to cuuut
Bleh!🎵
Teenage Satin And Chenille Sang.

🎵 And after today!🎵

🎵 Our brains will be
snoozing!🎵

🎵 I'm gonna sit on my buttt...🎵
Bus Driver Thrash Sung.

Branch Made It To The High School And Looked Up At The Clock. 🕜

🎵 I got less than an hour-
And when this has ended!🎵

🎵 I'll either be famous-🎵
Branch Ran Past Principal Quincy.

🎵 Or you'll be suspended!🎵
Principal Quincy Glared At Branch.

🎵 Just think of all the time I've been losing-🎵

🎵 Waiting until I could
saaaay...🎵

🎵 Gonna be on my own!🎵

🎵 Kiss the parents goodbye!🎵

🎵 Gonna party from now-🎵

🎵 Until the end of Julyyy!🎵

🎵 Things will be going my way~🎵
Branch Was On Top Of The Field Bleachers.

🎵 After
Todaaaaaaaaaaay!🎵

The School Bell Rang. 🔔

Branch Heard The Bell.
🎵 I wish that this was
the daaaay...🎵

🎵....after todaaaay...🎵

Branch Fell Down The Bleachers.
"WHOA- OW OW OW OW!"

Branch Slams Onto The Ground.
"OOF!"

The Kids Laugh At Branch.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

Branch Looked Up At Them And Sigh.

Poppy Helped Branch Up.
"Are You Alright?"

Branch Got Up And Dusts Himself Off.
"Yeahhh I'm Okay I Just-"

Branch Realizes It Was Poppy.
"Uhh I I I I W-Was J-J-Just There And I-I-I..."

Poppy Started Giggling At Branch's Babbling.

Branch Laughs Along.
"Heh Heh Heh-"

Until Branch Snorted.

Poppy Blinks.

Branch Quickly Covers His Mouth And Ran Away.

"DAH-"
Branch Tripped Over a Trash Can And Kept Running.

Poppy Stood There, Confused And Frowned A Bit That Branch Ran.