~Next Day~

"C'mon Hickory! Help Me Out!"
Branch Begged.

Hickory Refused.
"Absolutely Not! I Am Not Gonna Be Involved In This Pointless Immature Debate"

"But You're The Wise One!"
Branch Said.

"No"
Hickory Turned Away.

Branch Sighed.
"Okay, Riff, Whatcha Got"

Riff Held Up A Book.
"I Went To The Trollstopia Library And Picked Up A Book About Boys"

"Annnnd Does It Anywhere Prove That Boys Are The Best At Rock n Roll?"
Branch Questioned.

Riff Looked In The Book.
"Hmmm.....Ooh! Ooh! Right Here!"

"What Does It Say???"
Branch Asked.

Riff Read.
"It Doesn't Say Best At Rock n Roll, But It Says Boys Are The Best At Beating Their-..."

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"......Gnarly"
Riff Slowly Closed The Book Of What He Read.

Branch Blinks.
"Okay Prince D, What Do You Got As Evidence?"

Prince D Yawns.
"Oh- We Were Actually Supposed To Look For Evidence?....Weird"

"._____.
Trollex?"
Branch Said.

"Well I Don't Really Have Evidence, BUT! I Have A Story Proving Boys Are The Best At Rock n Roll"
Trollex Said.

"PLEASE TELL!"
Branch Took Out His Notepad.

Trollex Told His Story.
"Last Week.......I Saw A Mysterious Troll In The Forest...."

"Yeah Yeah?"
Branch Listened.

"Then, The Troll Picked Up A Stick.....And Carved The Words 'Rock N Roll Rulez' On A Tree...."
Trollex Finished.

"....I'm Sorry, What?"
Branch Said.

"True Story 😌"
Trollex Smiled Proud.

"Wait- Dude That Was Me :O"
Riff Pointed Out.

"NO WAAAAY :O"
Trollex Said.

Branch Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️"

"Branch! We Might Have Some Evidence"
Biggie Said

Branch Went To Guy And Biggie.
"YES?! YES?!??!??!"

"We Found This Old Rock, With A Poem Written On It"
Guy Held Up A Rock.

Branch Took The Rock And Read It.
"Potatoes Are Brown, Poop Is Brown, Boys Are The Best At Rock N Roll, So Don't Make A Frown"

Guy And Biggie Smiled At Branch.
"😁"

Branch Looked Up At Them.
"Okay, Who Wrote This?"

Tiny Peeks Out Of Guy's Hair.
"I DID! BAM! Out Of Crayons! Proud Of Me Daddy?"

Guy Nods.
"Yes Tiny"

"Good! NOW SLIDE SOME CANDY!"
Tiny Said.

Guy Gave Tiny A Lollipop. 🍭

Tiny Licked The Lollipop.
"Mmmm~ That's Sweet"

Branch Pulled His Ears.
"UGHHHHHH! Cmon Guys! If We Don't Find Solid Proof That Boys Rule Rock N Roll, Girls Will Be The Rulers Of It!"

"Imagine What They'll Do To Us If They Get Claimed The Winners..."
Trollex Said.

"THEY'LL PUT US IN SKIRTS!"
Prince D Said.

"THEY'LL COVER US IN MAKEUP!"
Biggie Said.

"OR MAKE US SHOWER SIX TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!!.......or something"
Riff Shrugged.

Hickory Shook His Head.
"Unnecessary Things These Days..."

~~~

~At Poppy's Pod~

Poppy And Her Group Of Girls Were Discussing How To Get Their Evidence.

Poppt Stood Up On Her Bed.
"Alright Ladies, We Have Until Later Today To Prove That Girls Are The Best At Rock N Roll.......AND SO FAR WE HAVE NOTHINGGGG!"

"You're Acting Like My Cheese Is Nothing"
Carold Said.

"You're Spray Cheese Supports In No Way-"
Poppy Said.

"Tell That To The Brand Of The Cheese-"
Carol Said.

"Huh?"
Poppy Looked At The Spray Cheese Can.

The Brand Was Called: "Girls Of Rock N Roll Brand Spray Cheese 🧀"

Poppy Glared At Carol.
"Did You Just Write That Down -.-"

"No- Barb Did"
Carol Pointed.

Barb Threw Away Her Pencil.

"Why, Just Why?"
Poppy Said.

"Cause I Don't Play By Your Rules"
Barb Sassed.

"......Satin, Chenille?"
Poppy Said.

"Nothin"
Satin Painted Her Nails.

"We're Here For Girl Support"
Chenille Did Her Nails Too.

"THEN SUPPORT ME WITH THIS DEBATE!"
Poppy Yelled.

"..............................no"
Chenille Replied.

Poppy Sighed.
"Smidge?"

Smidge Was Eating A Cookie.
"Sorry Poppy, I Just Came To Eat Your Snacks"

"MOOD!"
Barb Was Eating Poppy's Gummy Bears.

Poppy Turned To The K-Pop Gang.
"K-Pop Gang?"

The K-Pop Gang Were Giggling About Something.

"Uhhhh, What Are You Doing?"
Poppy Questioned.

Wani Quickly Put The Paper Away.
"NOTHINGGGGG...."

Poppy Walked Over And Took The Paper.

It Was A Drawing Of Tresillo With Muscles And Abs.

Poppy Blinked.
"Seriously?"

The K-Pop Gang Glanced At Wani.

Wani Snatched The Paper Back And Hugged It.
"IT WAS JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT OKAY! 😣"

"Riiiiight..."
Ari Rolled Her Eyes.

Delta Was Looking Out The Window, Thinking.

"Delta, You've Been Quiet For A While. Got Anything?"
Poppy Asked.

"Not Really.....But Much More Of A Idea"
Delta Said.

"Oooh, What Kind Of Idea?"
Poppy Asked.

"If We Can't Find Evidence Of Our Own.......Why Don't We Just Steal Evidence From The Fellas And Make That Evidence Be For The Girls"
Delta Told Poppy.

Poppy Got Intrigued.
"Whoa....That Could Work!"

"Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Wait- Isn't That Like......Cheating?"
Barb Said.

Poppy Shrugged.
"So?"

Barb Blinked.
"..........................Okay, I'm In"

~~~

Poppy, Barb, And Delta Tip Toed Over To Branch's Bunker.

"Okay, We Sneak In, Grab Their Evidence, Then Skip Outta There Quickly And Quietly"
Poppy Whispers.

Barb And Delta Nod.
"Got It"

The 3 Tip Toed More To The Bunker.

"Almost Thereeeee...."
Poppy Whispered.

Branch Popped In Front Of Them.
"What Are You Doing?"

"AH! UHHH....GETTING EXERCISE?"
Poppy Lied.

"By Tip Toeing?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"It's The New Century Dude. New Ways Of Exercising. Duhhh"
Barb Said.

Prince D And Trollex Came Up.

"Or More Like They Were Sneaking Into The Bunker"
Prince D Said.

"To Steal Our Evidence"
Trollex Said.

Delta Scoffs.
"Pfff- Nooo"

"Neverrrr"
Barb Said.

"That's Ridiculous"
Poppy Said.

"Is It?......Cause We Literally Just Heard You Whisper It"
Branch Said.

"Yeah Sure You Didddd"
Poppy Said.

Trollex Took Out A Voice Recorder And Played It.

🎙Okay, We Sneak In, Grab Their Evidence, Then Skip Outta There Quickly And Quietly🎙

"Oh-"
Poppy Felt Stupid.

"Learn To Whisper Lower"
Branch Said.

"SSSSSSSSSS-ugar!"
Poppy Pouts.

"Also, Forget About Stealing Our Evidence. Cause We Have The Internet Now"
Branch Told Her.

Poppy Put Her Hands On Her Hips.
"OH YEAH?!?!? WELL WE HAVE A SECRET TECHNIQUE THAT WILL PROVE THE WHOLE KINGDOM THAT GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS ARE ROCK N ROLL! AND WHEN WE DO SHOW THE EVIDENCE LATER TODAY, THE TROLL KINGDOM WILL BOW DOWN TO ALL GIRLS WHO RULE THE WAYS OF ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............also what's the internet?"

~~~

~Back In The Bunker~

Branch Typed On His Newly Built Computer With Internet.

Branch Finished Typing.
"Watch This-"

The Computer Spoke: 467 Results On How Boys Are The Best At Rock N Roll.

"Ooooo"
The Trolls Were Amazed.

Poppy Scoffs.
"Pfff- Oh Please! Just Because You Have A New Glowing Screen Thing Doesn't Mean You Proved Your Sides Point"

"Kinda Doesssss"
Trollex Said.

"And I'm Gonna Call It......The Computer"
Branch Said.

"And How Long Have You Had This?"
Delta Asked.

"A Few Months Now. I Hid It Cause I Know How Poppy Gets With New Things"
Branch Explained.

Cloud Guy Appeared And Booped Branch's Nose.
"And I Also Love New Things~"

Branch Blew Cloud Guy Away.
"And Him -.-"

Poppy Barb And Delta Looked At Each Other, Nervous Of The Boys Winning With Their Internet.

"So, Gonna Give Up?"
Branch Smirked.

Poppy Shook Her Head.
"Never! We Won't Stop Fighting To Prove That Girls Are Better At Rock N Roll!"

"But Like, We Already Got Our Proof"
Prince D Said.

"Enough Proof Too"
Trollex Said.

The 3 Boys Fist Bump.

Branch Went In Poppy's Face.
"Never Mess With The Safety Nerd 😏"

Poppy Got Angry.
"OKAY MR. KNOW IT ALL!"

Poppy Went In His Face.
"HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET THAT WE GIRLS CAN OUT ROCK N ROLL YOU?!"

Branch Went Back In Her Face.
"Bring It On -.-"

Music Began To Play.

The 6 Ran Out The Bunker.

Hickory Leaned Against And Tree And Watched Them.
"This Won't End Well.....But They'll Learn"

Poppy, Branch, Barb, Prince D, Delta, And Trollex Ran On Top Of A Big Hill.

Poppy And Branch Sang At Each Other.
🎵 Sun goes down
I'm just getting up
I'm heading for the bright lights!🎵

🎵 Radio blastin' all the way to the club
Gonna rock this town tonight!🎵

Delta And Barb Sang With Poppy.

👩 You're living in a man's world-👩

👩 They tell us!👩

Poppy Shot Branch In The Face With Glitter.

"-.-"
Branch Wiped It Off.

👩 But we ain't gonna buy it-👩

👩 The things they're trying to sell us now!👩

👩 'Cause we're the girls of rock and roll!👩

"WHOOO! 😝"
Poppy Stuck Her Tounge At The Boys.

The Boys Roll Their Eyes.

👩 Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!👩

👩 Roooock and roll, roll, roll, roll!👩
Poppy Sang.

Branch Took The Spotlight.
🧑 OHHHH YEAHHH!🧑

🧑 The curtain's up and I'm ready to go
My guitar is in my hand!🧑
Branch Played His Guitar.

Prince D And Trollex Sang With Branch.
🧑 There's nothing more that I'd rather do-🧑

🧑 Than play in a
rock and roll band!🧑

🧑 All we have is what we will be givin'-🧑

🧑 We're Headed for the top!🧑

🧑 TELL EM' BOYSSSS🧑
Branch Sung.

🧑 We'll never stop believin' now!🧑

🧑 'Cause we're the boys of rock and roll!🧑

Branch Danced On A Mushroom.
🧑 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! SING IT WITH ME BOYS!🧑

🧑 We're the boys of
rock and roll!🧑

🧑 Roooock and rooooll, roll!🧑
Branch Smashed His Guitar.

The Girls Gave A Sassy Attitude To The Boys's Verse.

Branch Winked At The Girls.

The Girls Marched Towards The Boys.
👩 We are the girls
We are the girls
We are the girls of rock and roll!👩

The Boys Marched Towards The Girls.
🧑 We are the boys
We are the boys
We are the boys of rock and roll!🧑

Branch Stopped.
"WAIT- Pause!"

Everyone Stopped For A Second.

"I'm Getting A New Idea That Will Settle All Of This"
Branch Thought To Himself.

"Oh? Annnnnd What Is That?"
Poppy Questioned.

"Instead Of Today.....Tomorrow, For The Ending Of The Trollympics, Both Of Our Teams Of Boys And Girls Will Battle In The Biggest Sing Off In Troll Kingdom History! Who Ever Gets The Most Praise.....Gets Declared The Rulers Of Rock N Roll For ALLLL Eternity"
Branch Explained.

The 6 Liked That Idea.

Poppy Nodded.
"Hmmm, Okayyyy, Its A Deal"

Poppy And Branch Shook Hands.
"🤝"

"Oh, Annnnd Don't Bother Showing Up Tomorrow Though"
Branch Said.

Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.
"Why Not?"

The Boys Jumped Back Into The Song.

🧑 'Cause we're the boys of rock and roll!🧑

"LIESSSSS"
Poppy Yelled.

👩 Yeah, we're the girls of rock and roll!👩

👩 Better be believin' that we are!👩
Poppy Sang.

🧑 Yeah, we're the boys of rock and roll!🧑

🧑 Rooooock and rooooll!🧑
Branch Sung.

👩 We're the girls of
rock and roll!👩

👩 Rock and rock and roll!👩
Poppy Sang At Branch's Face.

🧑 We're the boys of
rock and roll!🧑

🧑 Roooock and roll!🧑
Branch Sung Back At Poppy's Face.

👩 We're the girls of
rock and roll!👩

👩 ROCK AND ROCK AND ROOOOLLLL!👩
Poppy Hit A High Note.

🧑 We're the boys of
rock and roll!🧑

Branch Played Another Guitar.
🧑 WE'RE GONNA ROCK AND ROLL AND ROCK AND ROLL- WE'RE GONNA ROCK AND ROOOOOOLLLLL!!!🧑

Both Sides Sang At Each Other For The Whole Night.

Hickory Sighed And Shook His Head.
"And So.....We've Reached.....The Endgame"