Valentine's Day is coming and all of the people of Harmonia City are preparing for the occasion. Rose was feeling anxious about something in her room when Branch and Poppy arrived.

"Rose, what is going on?" Branch asked her.

"Sorry guys, I'm feeling anxious about what to give Billy Reverb for Valentine's Day," Rose answered.

"Just like your birthday, you have to get a gift for him but it has to be from the heart," Poppy advised her.

Meanwhile, Demo was looking at his cellphone and sighed at the sight of DJ Suki's photo.

"DJ Suki's gonna be my valentine, eh? Let the epicness begin," Demo smirked.

When Valentine's Day came, Rose placed her gift in a box and prepared for her date with Billy Reverb when she changed to a black and red top, matching miniskirt, boots, fingerless fishnet gloves, studded earrings, and a matching black choker with a red rose.

"Hey Rose, excited for the Valentine's Day party?" Celestia asked her.

"Yeah grandma but this is a special day grandma, I hope I don't fucking mess this up," Rose shivered out of anxiety.

"Rose, what matters is that you give it from the heart," Celestia said.

"But it's gonna be a disaster, I'll see my ex again and I'm gonna become a monster ever since we broke up," Rose sighed.

"You have nothing to worry about Rose," Celestia said before singing. "It's a perfect day to give something back to him."

Celestia:
It′s a day of hugs and snuggles
A time to spread your loving seeds

Rose:
It's a rolling, growing pink snowball of
Stress that no one needs

Branch:
It′s unhealthy expectations

Demo:
An opportunity to impress

DJ Suki:
It's a yearly grim reminder
That your life's a fucked up mess

Poppy:
It′s a dark and lurid history
Of deviant pagan kicks

Random man:
It′s outrageously expensive
Just stay home and watch the Knicks

Demo:
It's a big fat middle finger
To those who′re all alone

Barb:
Whether sick or tired, or uninspired
You still gotta bring the bone

Poppy and Rose:
It's a clusterfuck of passions
An emotional tour de force

Branch and Billy Reverb:
It′s a cuddly little Cupid
With the cock of a full-grown horse

All:
Valentine, St. Valentine
I gotta make it through your day
Of candy hearts and chocolate shards
And every bullshit love cliché
The hard-ons and the heartaches
The pressure, pain and fear
Valentine's Day
Got to survive you another year

Demo:
What does having a crush on DJ mean? (Billy Reverb: I can't take it, all the pressure)

Barb:
How long can I be a fuck machine? (Branch: I can make it, I'll impress her)

Dante Crescendo:
Why is there never anyone for me? (Billy Reverb: I'll be cool, and she'll be drooling)

Other men:
But then what if the Knicks aren't on TV?

All:
Valentine, St. Valentine
Your day is fucking asinine
But I swear by God
I'm gonna make it through!

After breakfast, Rose went outside with the gift and there, she saw the Snack Pack waving at her. DJ Suki wasn't there with them.

"Hey Rose, ready for your first Valentine's Day with Billy Reverb," Poppy asked her.

"Yeah, I hope it won't be a disaster like my last boyfriend," Rose answered. "Where's DJ Suki?"

"She's been busy," Smidge answered.

"Yo! Queen P! Red rose!" Demo panted. "Little help?"

"Demo! This is your plan to win DJ Suki? Tell me all about it," Poppy squealed. "No way, I wouldn't be surprised, ah, never mind, tell me."

"First, you have fixed my piñata, aka my pinioggin, and place me outside of DJ's apartment," Then my Valentine's Day message shall emerge, lay eyes upon it," Demo said. "And exclaim, "Whoa. Cool." At which point, she shall break this piñata as I drop to one knee and ask the ask I was destined to ask!"

"This is so next level! And the best part is I've never seen anything else do it,"

"Hate to take shit but someone else did it and it's caught on video," Branch said. As he showed Demo the video.

"Aw shit!" I need to find some ways to impress her this Valentine's Day," Demo moaned.

"You know, you should....." Branch suggested before getting cut off.

"I got it!" Demo gasped.

"OK, I've seen one other person do it. Did you have any other ideas?" Poppy asked him.

"Of course," he said as he showed her a list from his cellphone. "A whole list of them! But as you can see, not one is epic enough for my valentine's attempt to win DJ, hm... Then again, perhaps I could take one of these pitiful small ideas and elevate it to epic proportions!"

"Oh! And I'll help!" Poppy suggested.

"This is gonna fuck," Rose sighed.

"To St. Valentine's destiny! YEEEEEAAAH!" Demo shouted.

The Snack Pack and Demo started to attempt to plan his Valentine's Day with DJ Suki. His first idea is to pal-pose astride a noble steed, but he decides that rather than one steed he will use a whole herd, which turns out to be a bad idea. His next idea is a mini clock-work Demo but he produces a giant robot instead, which terrifies everyone.

"That is shit," Branch gasped. "Should we go with our preparation for the Valentine's Day party?"

"And Billy Reverb should be here for it," Rose added.

"Demo, the ideas on this list are already very sweet," Poppy said. "Hot-air balloon ride, spelling DJ's name in drone lights? I'm sure she'd like any of these."

"But, Poppy, I really want this goddamn Valentine's Day to be special for DJ," Demo said. "And not one of these has the fucking grand do. Nay, The Majesty to...That's it."

"What? What's it?" Poppy asked him.

"If none of these fucking shit is epic enough on its own..." Demo wondered.

"Oh, Demo, If you're about to say what I think you're about to say, it's so cool, I'm gonna shed a single unspired tear," Poppy squealed.

"This is gonna be another failed bullshit!" Branch sighed.

"I'm gonna do all the ideas... together," he said.

As the Snack Pack were preparing for the Valentines Day party, Demo started combining it altogether and tried to impress DJ Suki nearby on the hot air balloon with drone lights. It was smooth sailing but the strong wind blew and cause the drones to fly towards the hot air balloon that Demo is riding on. The balloon exploded and landed on a patch of grass near Casa Rivera.

"What a fucking relief," Branch sighed.

"What happened?" Rose asked.

"Sorry, Demo," Poppy apologized.

"It's not your fault. I was the fucking bitch who kept going so epic," Demo apologized. I just wanted DJ to feel special."

"Well, a valentine doesn't have to be epic to make someone feel special," Poppy said. "It just needs to come from the heart."

"That's what I'm doing for Billy Reverb," Rose added.

"So did with Milton Moss," Smidge quipped.

"With my girlfriend Ripley," Satin squealed.

"Me and Jussy are also doing it as well," Cooper sighed.

"And me and Poppy," Branch ended.

"The heart, hm," he thought.

When the Valentine's Day party came, everybody was having fun as DJ Suki was walking through the crowd of people when she saw her friends hanging out nearby.

"Hey guys, Happy Valentine's Day," DJ Suki greeted them.

"Happy Valentine's Day DJ!" They chorused.

"What happened this afternoon? I heard a fucking loud bang outside," DJ wondered.

"Fireworks," Biggie lied.

"But what is Demo doing with those goddamn fireworks?" DJ Suki asked again.

"He's been trying to make a fucking epic way to win your heart but you're so oblivious to his feelings for you," Chenille said. "Not like those lovebitches over there."

They saw Branch and Poppy having their date nearby, Rose and Billy Reverb were having a french kissing after giving each other gifts, Satin and Ripley Wisp were kissing each other on the lips, Smidge and Milton Moss were eating spaghetti, Cooper and Jussy were feeding each other chocolates, Darnell and Emi were dancing together, Barb is seen dating a lot of women, and many couples were having fun.

"I'll go ask someone out," Chenille sighed.

"Me too," Biggie added as the rest of the members of the friend group went around, leaving DJ Suki on her spot. Suddenly, a spotlight shone on her and hears a guitar playing music.

"Huh?" DJ Suki gasped when she saw him onstage. "Demo?"

"Hey, DJ. I know my last attempt to win your heart missed the mark but hopefully, this is a little closer," Demo said as he started to perform his song.

Hey, my love
As long as I'm alive
I will be right
here by your side
Yeah

The song changes to a pop song.

You and me
We don't need a plan
We could do most anything
And be happy doing it

Can't you see
Walking hand in hand
In our future history

Cuz you've got
a guy-u-u-u-uy
Got a guy, got a guy
In me‐e‐e‐e‐e
Yeah, you've got
a guy in me‐e‐e
Me‐e‐e‐e‐e‐e‐e‐e
Me‐e
Got a guy in me

Soon, Demo got off the stage and went up to DJ Suki.
"Demo, that was so..." DJ gasped.

"Thoughtful? Sincere? A little flat here and there, but mostly good?" Demo asked her.

"I was gonna say... epic," DJ Suki ended it, which made Demo gasp. "Of course I'll be your girlfriend."

"Woo-hoo! You hear that world?! She said yes! And as a bonus, I made a lot of personal growth in this ordeal! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" He cheered.

"Shall we go down to clown, my boyfriend?" DJ asked him.

"Woohoo! I'm gonna get down!" He smirked.

They ran to the changing room and locked themselves inside. They started to kiss each other passionately until it elevated to a french kiss.

"You're a fucking good kisser," DJ Suki complimented.

"You too," Demo added.

He wastes no time kissing back and he took down her hair and helped her sit up. As he took off her top, her c size breasts come out and he is in shock. He hadn't realized how gifted she was and she took off his shirt, surprised to see him stocky and muscular and she bites her lip.

"Dang, you've been working out, no wonder you're hot," She smiles.

"And your tits may be average but you've got a plump ass," he crooned.

He winks and kisses her and his hands take off her shoes and pants leaving her naked. She blushes and pulls off his pants and shoes until she took his rod.

"Damn your huge Demo, think you can pleasure me with that?'' She asked seductively.

''Only one way to find out beautiful.'' He whispers.

He then pushes into her and he gasped at the feeling of her warm and wet insides. As DJ Suki felt the pain as his big weenie inside her, she moans and takes in the size of him. They're virgins but it's been awhile since they had any type of sexual pleasure.

He kisses her with his tongue pinning hers down and she fights back her hands roam down his body and play with his abs and he uses his legs to spread her wide and pushes in more as his balls slap her ass.

"Fuck!" DJ gasped.

He felt amazing to her as he then turns her on her side and lifts up her leg thrusting into her as she moans.

"Oh DJ you feel wonderful," Demo gasped as he kissed her neck and moved down her body taking a nipple in his mouth. She arched her body, whimpering.

"Damn!" She whimpers.

He then flipped her on her stomach and thrust into her from behind slapping her butt and grinning as he continued to thrust. She felt Demo's hands on her body, pulling her to his chest as he thrusts into her and kisses the side of her neck. His left hand plays with her nipples and the other one finds its way inside of her pussy and pressed her clit.

''AHHH OH DEMO!'' She whimpers loudly.

As they continued to kiss, Demo felt himself close and he released inside of her. She whimpered and panting until then she squirts all over. DJ turned around and tackled Demo to the ground as they kissed passionately and he wrapped his arms around her.

"DJ you are so wonderful," Demo said as he kissed her passionately until they pull away.

"Fuck, you rockers are fuck machines," DJ Suki complimented him.

"DJ, I've been in love with you since we saw each other at the music festival," Demo said before kissing her.

"You have? So have I. I love you and I was worried you might not return the feelings," She said, brushing her hair against his curls.

"Well, shall we start dating?" He asked her.

"Oh yes Demo, but first let's do this shit again," She suggested as they continued making out in the changing room. After their make out session, they came out of the changing room and returned to the party, with their clothes back on and holding hands. Val smirked as she and Gust were holding hands together and the members of the Snack Pack noticed it as well.

"I guess he's got your DJ," Val smirked.

"Yeah, he had feelings for her for so long," Rose said.

"Let's give them their alone time," Poppy added.

"Good call," Branch agreed.

This is based on the Trollstopia episode, Pal-entine's Day but I added the song, Valentine's Day from Big Mouth.