"I can't believe you didn't dare to see me, in YOUR FUCKING BED!" Rose shouted at Chaz.

"It was unexpected! We didn't have time to go to a motel!" Chaz said.

"A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!" Rose screamed at him

Branch, Poppy, and Val heard Rose's loud screaming nearby that they passed by their room.

Rose shouted as she grabbed a stranger. "You want to fuck this one, TOO?!"

"No! Of course not hon, I only want you alone," Chaz said as he was about to kiss her hand but Rose punched him hard.

"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, JAZZ-SUCKING FACE!! AND WE ARE FUCKING OVER!!!" she shouted as she stormed out of his room.

"What happened to Rose?" Val asked Poppy.

"A major breakup," Branch answered.

"Oh no, does that have to do with Chaz?" Poppy asked them.

"Yup, she's through with him," Branch sighed.

Rose appeared from Chaz's room with tears in her eyes.

"Guys, Chaz and I are not together anymore, we broke up," Rose said, wiping her eyes.

"Oh shit," Poppy said as she hugged her. "A broken heart, that really sucks."

"What the fuck happened between you and Chaz?" Branch asked her.

"You're right, he cares more about himself than me," Rose sobbed. "I've been waiting for so long for him to treat me to a date but he was more focused on himself that we broke up."

"I told you he's a sad sack of shit," Branch said.

"Shit, narcissists are one of the bad choices for a boyfriend," Val said. "You experienced a fucking red flag."

"Hey y'all, what happened?" Holly Darlin' said when she came up to them.

"Rose is having her first breakup," Poppy answered.

"Oh dear, you must've had a long relationship with him," she gasped,

"We've been together for a year and now we've broken up," Rose said.

The other bands noticed what was going on and went to see her and the Snack Pack.

"What?! Rose and Chaz broke up? What's the beef between them, Popsqueak?" Barb asked Poppy.

"He is focused more on himself than her," she answered.

"Vau! That is a fucking major red flag!" Barb gasped.

"Yeah, I got so mad about this that I declared that it was over!" Rose sobbed.

"So you and Chaz are over?" Darnell asked her.

"Yeah," she answered.

"Yup, never trust a handsome face," Trollex added.

"She learned it the hard way," Barb sighed.

"Rose, we're going on a safari trip today, maybe you'd love seeing the animals to get over this painful breakup," Essence suggested.

"Ok, sure," she said.

Everybody was dressed in safari themed clothing with camo prints, animal prints, and shades of khaki, denim blues and earthly shades as they hopped into their jeeps. Rose, who is dressed in a brownish gold, tawny, rusty orange, and black top, boot cut khaki jeans, ankle boots, and a bandana wrapped around her head, is joined by her friends.

"Rose, don't be so gloomy, you'll love seeing the animals," Poppy said. She is wearing a denim blue romper with short puff sleeves, black knee high boots, and a snake-scales printed belt with a gold necklace.

"Yeah, I hope this trip will get that bastard Chaz off my fucking head," Rose agreed as the safari trip started.

They drove through the reserve and everybody was awed by the animals living there from the tall giraffes, the striped zebras, and the other ungulates living in the Savannah to the majestic elephants and the rhinoceroses. Rose felt a little enthusiastic about it until she noticed the lions in the reserve.

"Wow!" she gasped when she saw a pride of lions resting on the rocks.

"Now I know why Rose is attracted to Chaz in the first place," Branch said, pointing at the lions.

"He reminds her of a lion," Poppy added.

"Hey Rose, you really like lions, don't ya?" Lownote asked her as he sat beside her.

"Yeah, but they don't remind me of Chaz, it reminds me of my family," Rose responded.

"Me too, I missed them," he sighed.

"You did?" Rose asked him.

"Ooh! Looks like Rose is in love again," DJ Suki said.

"With Lownote Jones?" Poppy asked her.

"Yes!" she squealed in a whisper.

As they watched Rose and Lownote Jones talking, Rose started to feel a little better.

Say you're sorry, that face of an angel
Comes out just when you need it to
As I paced back and forth all this time
'Cause I honestly believed in you
Holdin' on, the days drag on
Stupid girl, I should've known, I should've known

That I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you and your white horse
To come around

Maybe I was naive, got lost in your eyes
And never really had a chance
My mistake, I didn't know to be in love
You had to fight to have the upper hand
I had so many dreams about you and me
Happy endings, now I know

I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it's too late for you and your white horse
To come around

And there you are on your knees
Begging for forgiveness, begging for me
Just like I always wanted but I'm so sorry

'Cause I'm not your princess, this ain't a fairytale
I'm gonna find someone someday
Who might actually treat me well
This is a big world, that was a small town
There in my rear-view mirror disappearing now
And it's too late for you and your white horse
Now it's too late for you and your white horse
To catch me now

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
Try and catch me now, oh
It's too late
To catch me now

After the safari trip was over, Rose never felt better as she started talking about it to her friends.

"So, about you and Lownote Jones?" Poppy asked her.

"What is it?" Rose asked them.

"Are you two a thing now?" Branch asked as well.

"No guys, we just talk like friends do," Rose answered.

"Just admit it, you two are together like 👉👌," Barb snickered.

"Fuck no, he isn't into these stuff with me," she refused it.

"Guys, give these two a slack, you're all trying to intrude into their beeswax," Darnell said.

"Well, just because we're together doesn't mean we're in love," Rose said.

"But at least you're back to your old fucking self," Barb said.

"Yeah, this good old bitch is back!" Rose shouted.

"That's the spirit!" the Snack Pack cheered.

"And besides, I got an idea of what song I can sing onstage to proclaim this new status I got," she smirked.

At the day of the concert, the other bands performed well but when the Snack Pack's turn came to perform onstage, Rose took the microphone and started speaking as Poppy and Branch started playing the intro.

"Thank you all for coming, during our stay here, I broke up with my boyfriend Chaz," Rose announced, causing the crowd to gasp in response. "This song is my declaration that I don't need that sick fuck and I am better off myself because I need some time to heal."

As the song started, Rose started singing onstage and everybody started singing along.

We were good, we were gold
Kinda dream that can't be sold
We were right 'til we weren't
Built a home and watched it burn
Mm, I didn't wanna leave you
I didn't wanna lie
Started to cry, but then remembered I

I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better
I can love me better, baby
Can love me better
I can love me better, baby

Paint my nails cherry red
Match the roses that you left
No remorse, no regret
I forgive every word you said
Ooh, I didn't wanna leave you, baby
I didn't wanna fight
Started to cry, but then remembered I

I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours, yeah
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing, yeah
I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better
I can love me better, baby
Can love me better
I can love me better, baby
Can love me better
I can love me better, baby
Can love me better

Oh, I
I didn't wanna leave you
I didn't wanna fight
Started to cry, but then remembered I

I can buy myself flowers (oh)
Write my name in the sand (mm)
Talk to myself for hours (yeah)
Say things you don't understand (you never will)
I can take myself dancing, yeah
I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

Can love me better
I can love me better, baby (oh)
Can love me better
I can love me better (than you can), baby
Can love me better
I can love me better, baby
Can love me better
I

Everybody cheered as the Snack Pack continued to perform onstage and Lownote Jones sighed in relief for his friend being happy as her usual self.

"You do like her, don't you," Trollex teased her.

"No guys, we're just friends," Lownote nodded out of refusal. "But I was able to help her overcome her sorrow."

This is based on the Trollstopia episode, Smooth Operator but it focuses more on the breakup between Rose and Chaz. That's it, they're fucking over and the dialogues in their breakup is based on the bantering between Stolas and Stella Goetia when they were still married.

White Horse belongs to Taylor Swift and Flowers belong to Miley Cyrus.