Sexual Tension
The Snack Pack are performing onstage in Brazil as Rose is now wearing an area heart motif crystal embellished top and miniskirt and she is singing with her band. After they finished performing, they went backstage and Rose got her cellphone from her fanny pack to text something.
"Rose, what are you doing?" Poppy asked her.
"I'll send Chaz a picture of my chest, that way, he'll be nibbling on my leaves," Rose snickered as she tried taking a picture of her cleavage.
"Oh shit, don't you mean, you'll send him a cleavage pic?" Branch gasped.
"Yup, that way, he's gonna get so horny for me that he'll never stop thinking about me," she said as she started taking photos of her chest.
"Are you sure he'd love your boobs?" Darnell asked her. "Because he loves himself more than you."
"I'm not sure but once I sent him my cleavage pic, he'd respond with an abs pic," Rose said as she hurriedly sent her picture.
Little did she know, it got sent to the wrong person.
"Hey guys!" a Polynesian young man with wild, dark blue dyed curly hair and reddish eyes, wearing a muddy red tank top, black leather vest with studs, studded bracelets, armbands, and leather strapped short boots gasped. "Guess what?"
"What is it?" one of his bandmates asked him
"That ho, Rose, she's done me the great honor of texting her this," he giggled as he showed the rest of the hard rockers a picture of her cleavage.
"Hachi-machi!" Val Thundershock gasped when she saw the picture of Rose's cleavage.
"Ooh, looks like two honeydew-sized marshmallows trying to squeeze their way through a graham-ed cracker," Riff added.
"Yeah, those marshmallows are impatient, yet delicious," Demo added.
"Hey Billy Reverb, try to send that bitch a fucking picture of your dick," Blaze Powerchord, a burly, plus sized young man with dark skin, purple curly hair with blue streaks, a goatee, and brownish red eyes, wearing a dark red tank top, black pants, a grey belt with a skull buckle, muddy purple boots, black studded bracelets, a grey armband on his left arm, and a hoop earring and stud on each ear.
"Try not to listen to him, just send her an abs pic," Demo said.
"What? It's actually appropriate," Blaze said. "I am sending Minuet a picture of my dick to show how I love her and her tits."
Back at the hotel, Rose was looking in her cellphone, waiting for Chaz's response as Poppy tried to assure her.
"Ugh, he never responded," Rose said.
"Poppy! Rose!" Val Thundershock shouted.
"Val!" the girls shouted.
"I still can't believe Gristle got Bad Hair Day to play with our fucking tour! You really came through on this, bitch," Val said before the girls did a fist bump.
"Branch, did you see far Val and I are coming along?! We've never been close enough to fist bump before! I mean, yeah, she fucking did it," Poppy squealed to Branch. "Blow it up, but that just means there's another milestone to achieving our friendship! DAH! But yeah, whatevs."
"Uh... OK," Val said. "Anyway, I wanted you to meet Patricia Campbell a.k.a Petra, my best friend from Australia. She follows Bad Hair Day to all their shows!
"Guilty as charged, ya chicks," a fair skinned young woman with dark red lipstick and green eyes, wearing a long, brown, sleeveless jacket with stitches, a black catsuit with a blue x shape that covers most of her body, except for her arms, a black choker, black fingerless gloves with studs, a gray belt and blue gray boots.
"Your best friend? Val, how... how did I not know about this?" Poppy gasped.
"You must be the hoe Val's told me so much about," Petra said. "The one who got her to go to girls' night.
"Eh, wasn't that big a deal., we made friendship bracelets!" Poppy said.
"OK, Poppy, you're on full-on double rainbow," Val calmed her down. "Gonna need you to dial it back down to a single."
"And long time no see, Rosie," Petra said to Rose.
"You two know each other?" Poppy gasped.
"Yeah, we came a long way," Rose said. "They influenced me to dress like a bitch."
"What do you know? Val Thundershock opens up, introducing you to her friend, it just shows how far this tour has come," Branch said as he entered the hotel.
"Yeah," Poppy said.
"Would I steal Rose from you ladies for a bit," Branch said as he took Rose with him.
"Branch, what the fuck do you want?" Rose asked him.
"Rose, what if Darnell is right, maybe he's a narcissist," Branch warned her. "It's time you break up with that sad sack of shit you met in New Orleans and move on."
"How did you know if he's a douchebag?" Rose asked him.
"Well, he has self pride in himself and he fucking He has a low opinion for us, expressing his distaste for our music, calling it cheesy and pointless," he said.
"Oh, so that is his opinion," Rose gasped.
"To us as a whole but he doesn't show it to you, that's another red flag," Branch said.
"Awww, who cares, but as long as he cares about her, it's gonna be fine," Poppy shrugged.
"Is she interested in that smooth jazz boy?" Petra asked them.
"Yeah, they first met in our American Tour in New Orleans and they started going all googly eyes towards each other," Poppy answered.
"Ooh, I got a text from someone else," Rose said as she checked her cellphone. "Did someone send me a hot abs pic?"
"Let me see it," Petra said as she took a close look. "Ooh, I bet Billy Reverb likes you."
"Wait, him? the lead singer of Bad Hair Day?" Rose wondered. "We're just friends because I'm dating Chaz so I'll just send him a text."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look, guys, as a Hard Rock bitch, I naturally question things, OK?" Val said. "Rules, convention and especially saxophone-wielding strangers with an eerie amount of chest hair. You can't just welcome him in when he's dating your lead singer."
"Yeah, but just the one time," Biggie added as he passed them by.
"Besides, Val, we should strive to welcome everyone, regardless of their past," Poppy said. "I mean, Queen Barb tried to humiliate me for stealing Rose and now she's like my bestie times infinity plus one, so... hm?
"Yeah, that's true, but no," Val said as she turned her head to Chaz. "I'm watching you, jazz boy.."
With the hard rockers, Billy Reverb checked his cellphone and noticed Rose's text.
"That's it? What does that mean?" Billy asked his bandmates.
"I think it means she wants a picture of your dick-ture," one of the bassists answered.
"A snapshot of your fat cock," his drummer added
"A portrait of your rockin' chode!" his roadie shouted.
"Awww, forget it, I'm just gonna send her a nice thank you note," he sighed.
"Whoa, Billy, you got a really good dick," Barb said.
"I don't know how to do it," Billy said.
"You can do it Billy, she'll love it!" she cheered.
"Okay, I'll try," he sighed.
The next day, the hard rockers are preparing for their party while Rose is looking at her cellphone.
"Girls, bad news, I got a dick pic from Billy Reverb!" Rose gasped when she showed them the photo.
"Rock on bitch! You can finally dump that sad sack of jizz and move on with him," Val said.
"I can't just dump Chaz like a sad sack of shit, I don't know if Branch and Darnell's speculations about him are true," Rose said.
"Wow, that is a serious matter about the heart and the mind," Petra said.
"I'll think about it by myself," Rose sighed as she walked off alone.
That night, in the party, Poppy was wondering about what Rose is up to as she went to the hotel club. She is wearing black ragged skirt and vest, a white T-shirt, pink high boots, and a black or green band with studs and small pink flowers on it. She also has studded wristbands. As she was thinking about Rose's predicament, she bumped into Branch, who was dressed in a black leather vest, a cyan colored tank top, a studded armband, matching studded wristbands, leather jeans, and platform boots. His Rapunzel hair is wild and voluminous from the use of hairspray.
"Poppy? Are you OK?" Branch asked her.
"No, Branch! Petra and Val tried to talk Rose into breaking the fuck up with her current boyfriend and over on with Billy Reverb but she had lots of thoughts!" Poppy answered. "Oh, what am I gonna do, Branch?"
"Yeah, it's a tough one, want to talk about it inside?" he asked her.
"Rose is being convinced to go ahead with Billy Reverb but she is torn between her heart and her mind," she said.
"Well...Poppy, look, I love how much you love your friends especially Rose, but sometimes loving your friends means letting them make their own decision," Branch said.
"You think so?" she asked him.
"I do. And sometimes you have to let people go," he said. "If that's what they want, if that's what they really, really want."
"You're talking about you and this party, aren't you?" Poppy asked him.
"I'm definitely talking about that, but that applies to Rose, too," he said. "You two were very close to each other."
"Get in there and thanks," she thanked him.
"You're welcome," he sighed.
At the party, Poppy noticed Rose, who is wearing her sexy rock attire standing nearby
"Hello, Trollstopia! The first one's called "Heart to Heart." It starts with S with all needed. 'Cause you need to talk to someone and get some off your chest, you know, like a heart to heart," Billy Reverb said onstage as he and his band started playing music.
"Hey, Rose, I don't care who you are going to marry," Poppy said to her. "But I support you whatever choice you make and I get it if you decide to break up with Chaz."
"Poppy, what are you talking about? I'm still thinking about it," Rose said,
"What? But... Val and Petra tried to talk about breaking up," she gasped.
"I talked to them, they understand that I'll see it for myself," Rose added.
"Yeah," Val said.
"When we were backstage, she told me that it will take a long time for her to find out, I guess I'm cool with that," Petra added.
"We're both on the spectrum and our minds are wired differently," Rose said.
"Yeah, we do," Poppy sighed.
"Wow! She blew it up, eh? That's a real milestone in your friendship," Petra said.
"Yeah, they did," Rose agreed with her.
During the party, they settled in a booth nearby and had their drinks served to them.
"So, how long have you two been a thing?" Val asked her.
"Oh, your friends are fucking fun," Petra smirked.
"We sorta became official around the time in Australia," Poppy answered as Branch blushed in
"Really, you two were dating?" Petra asked, leaning forward. "That's adorable."
"Yeah, ever since the party incident," Poppy said.
"Whhoa, don't get all gross and fucking lovey dovey at once you fucks," Val said.
"Oh Rose, Val, your friends are amazing," Petra said.
"Hai!" Val said before turning to her friends. "Hey Rose, how many times they did the thing?"
"I dunno, I heard the noises they made when I was asleep in Australia and I once walked into them in Argentina," Rose answered.
"I'll let you guys in on a secret that hard rock bitches love to do," Val said. "You just have to spice up your sex life, if that gets amped up, holding hands in public won't be a big deal anymore."
"I'm not sure if I'm ready for what you mean, Val," Branch said.
"What is it?" Poppy gasped.
"You said you wanted Gāruzutōku, popsqueak," Val smirked. "Petra and I talk about sex a lot, right Petra?"
"You bet," Petra agreed as they fistbump.
"I guess I do enjoy girl talk," Poppy gulped beside Rose.
"What do you mean by sex talk?" Branch asked them.
"Well, I'm hoping you've already done it, right? I don't have to start with the 101 basics," Val said.
"That is to say," Poppy said. "We have tangled before."
"I'm gonna assume you literally danced to a tango before," Val nodded.
"Yeah, they had sex for the first time," Rose answered with a drunken giggle.
"Rose!" Branch groaned.
"He stuck his proboscis into her flower," Rose added.
"Let's make it clear guys, there's some unresolved tension that needs a little work," Val said.
"Unresolved tension?" Poppy wondered.
"Yeah, there are a lot of ways to work unresolved tension out," Val said.
"One of my favorite things to do for the tension to work out is trying out sex toys," Petra suggested.
"Sex toys, you don't mean, dildos, vibrators....." Rose stammered.
"Butt plugs, cock rings, harnesses, handcuffs..." Val listed.
"Oof, I need more to drink," Poppy sighed.
"Same, I never expected this talk,"
The two chucked with amusement at the embarrassed lovers while Rose smirked.
"Don't be shy, I experienced seeing those stuff in Google," Rose said.
"These are just suggestions," Val said. "And whips, they're fun too."
"You don't have to do anything you don't want to, it's all about comfortable, communicating, and making sure everyone is safe and having fun," Petra reminded them. "As long as that is happening, you can have a lot of sexy fun together and who knows, it'll be an added bonus to your relationship.
"How do you guys know so much about it?" Poppy asked them in a tipsy and questioning whisper.
"Hard rockers aren't always great about opening up too much but we appreciate fucking," Petra smirked. "Sex education is very important to us, you know?"
"We learned that in middle school," Poppy said. "So, where can we find this stuff you talked about?"
After the party, they went back to the hotel room and Rose went to her room, which is connected to theirs. When Rose is finally gone, Poppy and Branch sighed in relief and took off their shoes and socks.
"Wow, I didn't know the rock districts back in Harmonia Falls have 24 hour sex toy shops but here, it's in the red light district," Poppy said when she looked at the bag she is holding.
"Yeah, but there are horny coño out there," Branch gasped in disgust.
"Okay, do you think our sex life needs some work?" Poppy asked him.
"No? But it could be fun to try some of it out," Branch answered.
"Alright here goes nothing," She said as she dumped the contents of the bag between the two of them on the couch.
When they dumped the contents, embarrassing and helpful trinkets fell out of it. From large blue dildos, vibrating things, condoms, and lube to other items. Branch and Poppy immediately started to laugh and pick up the various items, inspecting them a bit more closely.
"Does this work like?" Poppy said as she clicked a button on one of the vibrators and it started vibrating. She giggled and poked Branch's shoulders with it as he laughed and batted it away.
"Hey! Dr. Joseph Granville invented that to relieve muscle pain but he didn't know that it can do more than that?" Branch said before he noticed a pair of handcuffs. "I don't know if this can be helpful."
"Im sure it's for the look," Poppy said. "The fuzzy pink one looks great on you."
"Thanks, how about these condoms? I only see the plain ones that mi primo, Brando uses when he had sex with his wife," Branch said,
"These condoms have flavors, like vanilla, ice, fire.....these are somewhat painful," Poppy gasped.
"Speaking of painful, this is too much," Branch said as he took out a whip.
"Val sure knows how to party hard, what about these?" Poppy said as she took out some black straps. "Maybe if I wanna wear this to...you know what."
"Okay, if you want, let's do this on the bed," Branch suggested to her.
"Go ahead," she smirked at him.
They gathered the sex toys and jumped into the bed. Poppy secretly took off her t-shirt underneath and showed off her watermelon boobs bouncing out of her open vest. Her skirt is almost rolled up to show off her lace panties.
"Can you do the thing on me?" Poppy asked him.
"Why don't we roleplay this?" Branch suggested as he looked at her with a dreamy look on his eyes. "You want to be my bad girl?"
Poppy nodded in response as they started kissing hard. As they were making out, Branch removed her skirt and her underwear, thus exposing her dangling genitals and red pubes. While looking at them, he puts on an ordinary condom that he picked out from the stash.
"What are you waiting for?" Poppy giggled as Branch looked at her with a smirk. Then, he tried her around to face the wall and placed the handcuffs on her wrists. "Now this is new."
"I can't let you have all the fun," Branch smirked as he tossed her into the bed and spread her legs, giving him a bird's eye view of her genitals.
"Anything else you'd like me to do?" Branch smirked at Poppy as he played with her outies.
"Maybe give my butt more play while you stick into me?" she asked while smiling sheepishly.
Branch looked at the stack of toys and took the small vibrator and some lube.
"This one?" he asked and she nodded eagerly.
Immediately, Branch used some lube into her butthole as he placed the vibrator at the edge.
"I'll stop right away when you tell me it's too much," he said as he slipped it in at her consent. The vibrator started vibrating in her ass while he trusted his weenie straight into her vagina. The combo sent Poppy over the edge as she gasped, moaned and moved a bit against Branch's dick and the toy,
"Oh Branch, it felt good," she gasped as they continued having sex until he blew his load into her insides.
"Ay caramba! I'm a mess, let me clean you up," Branch laughed softly as he removed the handcuffs off her.
"Branch, can you help me with...." Poppy stammered as she shook her butt at him.
"Right, sorry," Branch apologized as he removed the vibrator out of her and they wobbled their weak legs over to the bathroom. They clean themselves up and the toys, but not without learning how to figure it out. After cleaning up, they jumped into the bed naked.
"Did you have fun tonight?" Poppy giggled softly.
"I had a wonderful time, Poppy," he answered. "I hope you felt good tomorrow."
"I felt amazing, you bitch," she snickered as they went to sleep. "We can try the others if we have time."
During their stay in South Africa, Rose noticed that Branch and Poppy are holding hands and sighed over her cellphone which has the picture of Billy Reverb's weenie.
"I wish I could get down like them," Rose sighed.
"Don't worry Rose, you'll catch up in no time, when you break up with Chaz," Val said.
"He hasn't replied to me, you're right, I think I must see him myself," she growled as she stomped to the hotel room.
This is based on the Trollstopia episode, Bad Hair Day but with a lot of sex, dirty stuff and some references from Big Mouth's episode, How To Have An Orgasm.
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