The airplanes have finally landed in Vigan Airport since the Philippines is the final destination of the World Tour Musical Showcase and it will take place in the northern part of the Philippines. The bands, musical groups, and talented stars got off the plane with their roadies and the setup crew.

"This is it, Philippines!" Poppy gasped.

"Grandma only told me that my mom came from that country but she never told me anything about her," Rose added. "Queen of secrets, huh?"

"Hey bitches, check out this social media post that some Palestinian girl posted," Barb snickered.

"OMG! It says "I caught a group of racist turds wearing a genie costume in my brother's birthday party," Rose read as she snickered.

"Whoa, fucking gnarly!" Branch said.

"I know right, those buttfucks are surely being mobbed because I shared the entire story to the world," Barb said as she showed them comments that had some name calling and swearing towards them.

"Ooohhhhhh!!!!" Synth shouted.

The celebrities packed up in vans and drove to the hotel, which has a colonial architecture.

"Gristle, this sexy colonial style house fucking rocks!" Barb shouted.

"Yeah, Rose's relatives recommended it for us," Gristle answered.

"I have relatives who live here?" Rose gasped?

"Yeah, remember when we had our twenty three and me tests back in middle school?" Branch asked her.

A flashback shows the middle school versions of the snack pack back in school.

"Alright class, as part of our unit on genetics and genealogy," the teacher said as he handed out the envelopes to each student. "The results of your DNA tests are in."

"Twenty-three and me? This is interesting," an adolescent Branch said as he uninterestingly read his tests.

"OMG, this test says that my ancestors are powerful brahmins in the Gupta dynasty," the adolescent Guy Diamond shouted with joy. "I knew my parents were correct!"

"Look at this Chenille, our Japanese heritage traces back to a former geisha named Sayuri," the adolescent Satin squealed when she shared the news to the equally adolescent Chenille.

"According to this, I'm 50% Kenyan," adolescent Cooper read his test.

"No way, I am 40% Nigerian on my mom's side," adolescent DJ Suki squealed. "I should ask mom or my grandparents about this."

"This is weird, it says that I am 30% Ivorian, twice the Spanish line from both parents, Indian lineage, Malay descent, a carrier for diabetes and high blood pressure, warrior genes and blue blood?" Adolescent Rose read. "What does blue blood mean?"

"It means you are possibly related to royalty," adolescent Poppy squealed. "I had that too in my test, but it might have a link to the Portuguese royal family."

"Well, it says my ancestors were the revolutionaries from Oaxaca in the Mexican Revolution, I had warrior priest genes, and on my maternal side, I have Comanche heritage," the adolescent Branch bragged.

"Don't tell me that your ancestors literally ripped hearts out and fought against cowboys already?" Adolescent Rose asked him.

"Yeah, we don't talk about that," he sighed.

"But there's one more thing, grandma's son is my dad so he is African-American and that means my mom is.......filipino!" Rose gasped when she looked closer at the

The flashback ended when they checked in the hotel and rested in their rooms.

"Wow, you guys really dig deep into your family history," Legsly complimented them.

"Yeah, grandma told me that mom is a very beautiful, hardworking, and volatile woman, she says I inherited her temper," Rose said. "After I found out about my relatives, my aunts introduced me to my other aunt from the Philippines who lives in New York and come to think of it, I met my cousin."

"Wow, no wonder your weekend on that day is long," Poppy said.

"Yeah, she's the only one I met in my maternal side of the family and I learned a lot about my mother, her name is Jasmine, she is the second child in her family like my dad and she has four sisters and three brothers," she added.

"Wow, your mom has a huge family," Guy Diamond gasped. "I only had many sisters like your dad."

"Yeah, and today, I'll be meeting them," she said.

"Speaking of the Philippines, this place is quite fancy," Biggie said.

"The living room there made us look like señoritas," Satin squealed. "Ripley would want that!"

"Yeah, we did a lot of fucking photo shoots," Chenille added.

At the gardens, Barb and the members of Rock Zombie were reading something on her cellphone.

"Guys, you won't believe what I read," Barb said.

"What is it?" Riff asked her.

"There are rumors that some bitch's cat went missing in the nearby zoo and a tiger ate it," she answered. "Carol, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"What?" Carol asked her as she was drinking beer.

"Lets go and look for that motherfucking cat and bring it back to her," she answered.

"Yeah!" They all shouted.

"Guys, Rose's relatives are here!" Bridget called out as a Filipino family appeared behind her.

"You're my grandma and grandpa?!" Rose gasped when she came face to face with the elderly couple.

"Yes miha, you must be Jasmine's firstborn daughter," the elderly woman said as she and her husband greeted her.

"I'm Rose, and I'm so glad to finally meet you lolo and lola," Rose said as she started to get to know her aunts, uncles, and cousins.

"Awww, this is just like when I visit my relatives in Cebu," DJ Suki sighed out of joy.

"Wait, you experienced the famous festival?" Branch asked her.

"Sinulog? Yeah, I did," she answered.

"Just like when I fucking celebrated Cinco De Mayo when I visited my relatives in Mexico," Branch said.

The Snack Pack and the other bands were touring around the historical city of Vigan with Rose's relatives, as they walked around the place with their roadies and managers keeping them safe. They walked around the place and went sightseeing around the place until lunchtime came.

"When the fuck will we go to the zoo?" Barb asked them as she ate kosher food that she prepared for herself.

"Later, because we need to eat first," Darnell answered.

"Barb, why are you fucking thinking of the zoo?" Rose asked her.

"Mind your own ass," Barb sighed.

"What's with the pissy attitude, you're not yourself," Branch said.

"Yeah, you're going back to being a jerk," Poppy added.

"Dude, it's okay," Rose said.

"Ugh! Piss off, I got something to do with my band when we get there," Barb said as she turned her back on them.

When they came to the zoo, Barb and her band separated from the group to look for something.

"Okay, let's get to the tiger's enclosure and rescue that pussy!" Barb said.

"But aren't tigers dangerous, they tear twats like us to pieces," Riff tried to warn her.

"Nah, we're gonna be fine so don't be a cunt, Riff," Barb said.

They trekked through the enclosures of different animals until they found the tiger enclosure. They tried to climb up the bars but they ended up getting stuck.

"Aw shit! We got stuck in the bars," Riff complained.

"What the fuck! I think we're in the wrong place," Carol said.

"If only things get fucking worse," Barb added.

Suddenly, they saw some tigers appearing in the encloseure and then, Barb knew that they're in the right place when she saw a cat appearing in the enclosure.

"Yeah, time to rescue that pussy!" Barb smirked as she tried to get out of the mud to reach for the cat in order to rescue them. It turns out that when the tigers saw the cat, the cat licked its face and nuzzled it.

"Awww, that's so sweet!" Riff said with awe.

"What the fuck was that cat doing with the tiger?" Barb asked confusingly.

"Haven't you heard that this cat is actually friends with the tiger because as a cub, it loves playing with cats," Rose said as she and the others caught up with them.

"What the fuck were you guys doing stuck between the cage?" Branch asked as he, Biggie, and the others helped them get unstuck from the bars.

"Okay, the truth is, I read about the rumors that the cat went into the tiger cage here and never came back," Barb confessed. "I thought that the cat was in danger."

"Actually, it's not, because the tigers there remember a cat that looks just like this one," Poppy said.

"You shouldn't believe all the lies on the internet and try to ask first before doing something shitty like trying to enter a tiger cage," Val added.

"Yeah, thanks," Barb answered.

"Now that is over, let's continue having fun here," Rose said, "My uncles are recommending a real feast in the hotel."

"Yeah!" They all cheered as they had fun before the event arrived.

It is based on the episode from Bob's Burgers, It Snakes A Village with the flashback being based on the Big Mouth episode, Twenty-Two And You.