Biggie's Video Blog: The Kappa Lake
A flickering static started and it shows Biggie holding his camera during the World Tour Music Festival's stop in Japan.
"Hi guys, sorry if my Japanese is rusty," Biggie said, "I wanna talk about Japanese wildlife with Val Thundershock."
"Konichiwa everybody," Val shouted.
"Here in my blog, we're going to......." Biggie said but he was interrupted by a loud call.
"They're getting away!" A voice shouted.
"What was that?" Biggie wondered as a lot of foxes started running around the place. Mr. Dinkles popped out of his dog carrier backpack and started chasing them.
"What happened?" Biggie asked the crowd nearby.
"The foxes are running around, looking for food," a man told them.
"Oh yeah, it's winter and all of the animals are looking for food," Biggie said. "Where do these foxes come from?"
"They are found everywhere but the largest number of foxes are found in the Zao Fox Village," Val answered.
"Val, I couldn't believe you're really into foxes," Biggie gasped. "I'm more of a dog person."
"Foxes are also fucking canines, they belong to the same family as dogs, wolves, and jackals," she said.
"Wow, you sure know a lot about animals," he responded.
"You're not the only one who likes animals, I spent most of my time collecting beetles and looking for birds to feed," Val smirked.
"So you like sparrows and pigeons?" Biggie asked her.
"Nah, I prefer crows, they're super intelligent," Val answered. "And I also liked feeding turtles too."
"You liked turtles, foxes, and crows, what is so special about them that you like?" he asked again.
"These animals have a connection with the supernatural here in Japan," she smirked. "Foxes are believed to have magical powers, like shapeshifting and casting charms to lure you over."
"Wow, I didn't know that," Biggie said surprisingly. "I heard of turtles who play pranks on people."
"You meant those kappa twats? They're fucking dangerous and steer clear from their fucking territory, that's what otosan told me," Val said.
"But what about crows? What's so special about them," Biggie asked again.
"The tengu are based on those species, I love them because their fans can lengthen noses," she answered.
During their vlog, they heard some people talking nearby,
"Hello guys," the little girl called out to her friend.
"Hi," she responded.
"I'm gonna see a kappa today," she told her friend.
"A kappa? Looks like we got a real monster hunt," Val snickered.
"Yeah, there are sightings of kappas in the legendary kappa lake," the child said,
"Wait, kappas don't exist right?" Biggie shivered.
"Don't be such a pussy, Biggs," Val said. "Lets go and find that monster and bring it here in a cage."
She left their spot and told the strangers nearby that she'll also head to the kappa lake to see it. Then, the group arrived at the lake to see it and Mr. Dinkles started sniffing around. Val is armed with a fishing rod with cucumbers and a huge butterfly net.
"I can't see them," the little girl said.
"What a shame," her friend sighed.
"See? I told you," the girl's mom said to her daughter.
"Hey guys, I found two of them!" The little girl shouted, pointing at two heads poking out from the snow-covered bush.
"Oh yeah, I can't wait to catch them," Val smirked, brandishing the net in her hands.
"Wait.....they're the two sleazebags that escaped from our office!" The man accompanying the girl's friend shouted. "I never guessed they were hiding in the wild."
"Leave these cunts to me!" Val grinned creepily as she charged at them with the net. Soon, what she caught was a man and a woman in dirty clothes. Their faces were dirty and they were both bald. Mr. Dinkles rushed to the two individuals and barked at them.
"I got the kappas for you sir!" She shouted as she showed them to the tall man.
"You two, what the hell are you doing here?" He shouted at them.
"You!" The man shouted.
"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!" The woman cried.
"Please, don't kill us!" They both pleaded.
"I'll forgive you for running away if you promise to stay here in this lake and......," he threatened them.
"Okay everybody, here's the kappa!" Val announced, showing the two delinquents in kappa suits, complete with turtle shells and dyed green hair. She and the tall man made them into real kappas.
"Kappa? They're clearly...." Biggie stammered.
"Wow kappas!" The kids shouted.
"Let's....um....take a photo," the dad said sheepishly.
The tall man made the kappas make noises and swim in the cold lake to entertain the kids.
"Wow, looks like we got a real vlog shot around here, so we got kappas and maybe this place can be a wildlife sanctuary," Biggie said. "We can have the foxes live in one area and this lake can be the sanctuary for rescued animals from freshwater areas,"
"Not a bad idea." Val smirked and the video ended.
Later, they uploaded the vlog into the Snack Pack's YouTube channel and it soon made the lake famous as the kappa lake. It also became a wildlife rescue park and it attracted tourists.
"Wow, no wonder we made two criminals pay for their crimes by becoming kappas in that place," Biggie gasped.
"Yeah, and we also made the place famous too," Val said. "You're not a pussy after all."
"Thanks."
This is based on the YouTube video from the channel, Gossip City, only it's Val Thundershock who caught the two kappas.
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