Barb The Hero

In South Korea, Barb was taking a walk with her band as they got out of the Korean restaurant.

"Hey Barb, that restaurant is making me stuffed," Carol moaned.

"Not to mention their noodles are spicy," Riff gasped.

"Don't be a fucking baby, Riff, you got used to the goddamn spices from your homeland, which is India," Sid Fret teased him.

"Barb, they're making fun of me!" Riff complained,

"There's no time to bitch off of Sid, Riff," Barb said.

Soon, they bumped into Holly Darlin', Poppy, and Rose talking to a K-pop trio. Barb only saw them in the tour but she haven't asked them for their names.

"Hey Popsqueak! Rosethorn!" Barb shouted.

"Hey Barb!" Poppy said as they went up to their group.

"Shalom!" Rose added. "Hey Barb, I'd like you guys to meet Barbie Lee a.k.a Bi-Na, Youngmee "Young" Sun, and Minnie "Min" Park, they're the K-Pop Trio called the HA3BRAG1."

"Hey, nice to meet ya three," Barb said.

"Thanks, I'm Bi-Na, the sweet one" Bi-Na thanked her as she introduced herself. She is a young Korean woman with blonde hair with side bangs that she shares with her two companions and long high pigtails, thick pale red eyeshadow around her blue almond shaped eyes, a purple scarf, and lavender lipstick. She wears an indigo sweater with magenta heart patterns and a magenta miniskirt, grey-blue leggings, and short boots and a purple ankle bracelet around her left boot. She has earrings of 3 hearts stacked on top of each other.

"They're also showing us around here in South Korea," Holly Darlin' said.

"Are you Barb, the lead singer of Rock Zombie? I'm Young, the feisty one," Young said. She has thick turquoise eyeshadow around her brown eyes, a dark purple scarf and red lipstick with her pink hair tied in low pigtails. She wears an orange long-sleeved dress with yellow lightning bolt designs across the torso, skirt, knuckles, a yellow belt, yellow lightning bolts, grey-blue leggings and doc martens boots with an anklet around her right boot, with a lightning bolt design.

"Ken!" Barb answered in Hebrew,

"Wow, you also speak Hebrew, that's awesome!! I'm Min, the Clever One" Min squealed with delight. She has thick lavender eyeshadow around her blue eyes, a beauty mark below her right eye, a blue scarf, and lavender lipstick with her dark blue hair tied in space buns. She wears a long sleeved dark blue top and blue shorts with four yellow buttons with grey-blue leggings. She has a yellow ankle bracelet with two blue beads on her ankle length boots. She wears blue earrings shaped like an upside down question mark.

"Yeah, it is a part of my identity," she smirked.

"Guys, you might wanna see this!" Riff said as he pointed at something.

Immediately, Barb ran to the other side of the sidewalk and found a stroller with a baby inside. She undid the stroller and noticed that the baby was freezing from the cold. The K-Pop Gang also noticed it.

"Oh no, what is going on with this kid?" Wani gasped as she took the baby with her.

"Someone must've left it," Barb answered.

"Who would do this?" Gomdori gasped.

"Let's call the ambulance," Poppy said as she called the hospital.

"Good idea," Holly Darlin' said.

Immediately, they rushed the baby into the hospital and had it admitted. The pediatrician went up to thank them.

"I want to thank you kids for saving the child, who know what might've happened to him," the doctor said.

"It was something we need to do," Barb said.

"By checking the notice attached to the stroller, it had the location of where the parents are," she said.

"The hot springs, I know that place," Min gasped.

"You do?" Baby Bun asked them.

"We used to go there when the hot water in our home broke," Min answered,

"Let's give those twats a hard earned lesson!" Barb said, crackling her fists.

"But weapons aren't allowed there," Rose said.

"Then we need some toys," she continued as she looked at her cellphone and called someone.

At the bath, a woman, her husband, and his parents were relaxing in the hot springs.

"Ahh, this is so refreshing," a woman with bobbed hair said.

"We get this whole bath for us," her husband added.

"Thank you for inviting us," her mother in law thanked her.

"We are blessed with such a great daughter," her father in law added.

"Right? I'm just glad I don't have to deal with the baby," the woman said haughtily.

"Oh yeah, I wonder what Ken is doing right now?" He wondered.

"Him? I couldn't care less, I bet Miri is taking care of him," she answered.

"You're right, having an ex coworker that you can use around is such a great deal," he laughed.

"Right? Easy to manipulate?" She agreed. "I'll just make Miri take care of Ken whenever I'm bored with the baby."

"Hello bitches!" Barb said as she, her band, and her friends surrounded them as they are armed with nerf water guns.

"What? I don't recall ordering anything," The woman gasped.

"Really? I thought it was here," Riff said.

"Shut the fuck up and let me do the talking here," Barb scolded him before turning back to the four. "Did you drop your own infant off in front of an innocent family for your own sake?

"Hey! That's not true," she protested. "They agreed......wait, how did you even known what happened?"

"Why do we know? Who the fuck cares bitches," Barb said. "When we arrived, your baby was freezing you heartless shmendriks!"

"Don't blame me, it's not our fault," she protested but little did the four know, Riff is shoveling snow towards them.

"That's right, we gave them notice beforehand," her husband agreed with her.

"Why are we to blame here?" the father in law added.

"And why do we have to be scolded by punks....wait, what is going on........ the water..........cold?" The mother in law gasped.

"You're right," her husband said, freezing.

"Keep them coming! Here you go, you twats!" Bi-Na shouted as she, Young, and Min shoveled snow into their bath.

"Hey, what are you doing?" The woman shouted.

"Can't you tell, we're filling the water with snow and mint extract!" Young grinned shrewdly.

"This bottle really has some cold properties," Rose said.

"We mixed peppermint with spearmint and other kinds of mint," Poppy added.

"Hey stop it! It's getting cold!" The woman's husband protested.

"We won't stop ya bitches!" Barb snickered.

"What the hell, man!" The woman gasped.

"Your baby experienced something much worse, we are here to show you how he felt," she responded.

"Shut up! Get out of here!" The husband shouted as he tried to get off the bath but he slipped and was spinning around in circles. It turned out to be a slide that Riff made using the snow that he hardened into ice with his water gun. The slide brought the man back to the bath.

"Sorry ya asshole, it's too early to leave, you have to stay in the bath for 360 minutes before leaving," Riff mocked him.

"360 minutes, that's six hours," the father in law shivered.

"You deserved that," Rose laughed,

"Please, let us free!" The mother in law cried.

"Did you hear that Riff, let's fill the water with more snow and mint extracts," Barb ordered as Riff continued to shovel more snow and added mint extracts to it.

"Let me ou....ow!" The woman cried as she gets sprayed hard with water, mixed with mint extract by Rose who used a water blaster into her face. Soon, the in-laws were sprayed with it by Poppy, Holly, and the K-Pop groups as well.

"Hahahaha! It's like that water gun game in the carnival but with twats," Rose said.

"Really, I wanna try too! It's so much fun!" Carol said as she took a water gun and blasted it at the four adults.

After 360 minutes, the four narcissists were freezing in the cold bath.

"It's.......so.......cold," she panted in a tiny voice.

"Help us," the husband cried.

"Do you want help?" Barb asked.

"R-really?" She asked.

"Of course," Riff smirked.

"Okay, let's bring in the thing," Barb ordered as Sid Fret, Carol, several rockers, Wani, Gomdori, Ari, and Kim-Petit brought in a tub, filled with hot water.

"Here ya go!" Carol announced.

"Yes! A warm bath!" The woman said.

"We're saved!" Her husband sighed.

"Let's get in!" The father in law shouted.

"I'm freezing," his wife moaned.

"Come on in!" Barb smirked as they rushed into the other tub.

"Phew.....wait......what?! Ow!" The woman cried as it turned out that the tub was full of scalding hot water with chili pepper extract.

"What did you put to make it hot?" Rose asked Barb.

"Just the extract from the hottest and spiciest chili I brought," she snickered.

"Ahh!" The husband and his father cried.

"Ahhh! Its so hot!" The mother in law gasped.

"What is wrong with this bath!" The woman complained.

"Too hot? Here ya go bitches!" Barb said as she, Sid Fret, Carol, and the other rockers threw them back to the freezing cold bath.

"Thank go....ow!" the woman shivered.

"It's so cold!" The husband cried.

"Did you hear that guys? Put these bitches in the bath," Barb smirked.

"Please, stop!" the woman pleaded but the rockers continued to toss them into the scalding hot bath and the freezing bath back and forth. Afterwards, the four were kicked out of the hot springs without any clothes. Trying to evade the police, they ended up doing the polar bear plunge in public where the police caught them for public indecency and child endangerment. The people praised the rockers as heroes as they gave Ken to a childless couple who turned out to be suitable parents for the baby while its biological parents and grandparents were forced to work in a fishing boat in the Bering sea to pay for their sins.

"Wow Barb, you are a hero," Poppy applauded her,

"Yeah, you can keep that smile of yours but I have to do the right thing," Barb said. "And besides, someone filmed those four twats when they did a polar bear plunge in public for all to see."

"They get what they deserved so that's just karma for them," Poppy shrugged.

"And we played a part in their downfall too," Rose said. "By the way, who is Miri?"

"I looked it up and she was away overseas," Wani said.

"Yeah, at least we all did her a favor indirectly," Barb smirked.

This is based on an episode from Gossip City, which I got inspired from.

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