A few days after the New Year's Eve party, Thrash invited everyone to a winter lodge to spend some time at his private winter lodge in the snowy mountains. It is a huge luxury ski chalet with a hot tub and a hot pool.
"Holy shit! This place is cozy," Rose gasped.
"Yeah, a perfect place for a fucking hookup house ya bitch," Barb smirked.
"A hookup house, I'm still in the dating scene with Billy Reverb, we're not ready to fuck," Rose said.
"Yeah, Rose is right, she has to take some time with him, like me and Cooper," Jussy said as she and Cooper walked hand in hand.
"Look, Peach-Pop, a hookup is supposed to be passionate and hot with lots of fire to fan," Barb said.
"Cooper and I have our hookup already and I'm trying to tell Rose that she needs some time to get to the next step," she responded.
"Oh shit," Rose sighed.
Each of the bands and singing groups got each of their rooms in the winter lodge. Rose couldn't believe that she'd be sharing her room with the girls in her band while the guys share theirs with each other.
"Fuck, this is like our sleepover again," Rose said as she sat on a pull-out bed underneath.
"Yeah, it takes me back to our middle school days," Poppy added.
"Remember our girls' sleepover back in Smidge's house?" Satin asked her.
"Yeah, her stepmom is kind enough to let us have a sleepover with Smidge to support her as she goes through the transition," Chenille responded.
"Those were the good times," DJ Suki agreed.
"Yeah, I miss those fucking good times," Smidge sighed.
"Yeah, me too," Rose moaned as she thought of Billy Reverb while singing a song.
Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession, I'm seeing it in my dreams
I'm looking down every alley, I'm making those desperate calls
I'm staying up all night hoping, hitting my head against the wall
What you've got, boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind
Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
I said your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
Won't listen to any advice, mom's telling me I should think twice
But left to my own devices I'm addicted, it's a crisis
My friends think I've gone crazy
My judgment's getting kinda hazy
My steeze is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead
What you got, boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time (all the time)
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind
Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
I said your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
I don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you leave
Hey, so I gotta question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
Is my love your drug?
Your drug, huh, your drug
Huh, your drug is my love, your drug?
Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
I said your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
Because your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
I said your love, your love, your love is my drug
Your love, your love, your love
Hey, hey, so
Your love, your love, your love, your love is my drug
After lunch, everybody went outside to go skating on the frozen lake, skiing, riding sleighs, sledding, snowboarding or play in the snow. Rose was skating with Princess Poppy and the girls while Barb was skiing with her bandmates.
"Hey Rose, are you nervous about your first hookup?" Jussy asked her.
"Yeah, I don't wanna mess up and I haven't been in the hookup culture before," Rose answered.
"She wasn't interested in any guy in high school or middle school," Smidge added as she passed by with her snowboard.
"You'll do fine with Billy Reverb, it will help you get over your past with Chaz and move on with him," Poppy said.
"Thanks, I can make that work," Rose quipped.
But it turns out, Barb is planning the hookup house at the hot pool and hot tub.
"What the fuck Barb, you're going to have a hookup house at the pool?" Rose groaned.
"Oh yeah, baby," Barb answered. "So we're gonna go there in our swimwear or we'll go naked."
"What?!" She gasped in frustration.
"I wanna do my playboy magazine look for that event," Barb smirked.
"Wear only speedo bottoms and a red satin robe?" Poppy asked her.
"You got it," she answered snarkily.
When the hookup party came, everybody went to the heated indoor pool and hot tub in their swimwear.
"I don't know Poppy," Rose shivered in her purple string bikini.
"Come on, Rose, everyone's here and it's the wonderland of our fantasies" Poppy assured her. She is wearing her yellow swimsuit.
"No wonder this place is called the hookup house," Rose gasped.
"Hey Rosita," Billy shouted to her.
"Hey Billy, wanna come swimming with us?" Rose asked him flirtily as she and the snack pack went to the pool to swim. Satin and Ripley Wisp were seen frenching each other on an inflatable pool float nearby
"Wassup bitches!" Barb shouted, wearing a black speedo and a red satin robe covering her hairy, muscular body.
"Barb, you sure know how to make this hookup house warmer than ever," Rose complimented.
"Yeah," Carol sighed as she started kissing a female hard rocker.
"Poppy!" Branch called out.
"Branch! Ready to smooch down on this sexy sheepdog?" Poppy asked him.
"So, uh...Poppy," Branch stammered.
"Enough chit chat Branch, let's fucking suck face!" Poppy smirked as they started kissing and making out.
"Let's get this party started!" Barb shouted as everybody cheered and Rose started to sing as they had the party. Many couples started kissing and humping each other while the rest are swimming in the pool and having fun.
Saw you leaning against that old record machine
Saw the name of your band written on the marquee
It's a full moon tonight so we gettin' rowdy
Yeah, we gettin' rowdy, get-get-gettin' rowdy
Feeling like I'm a high schoo-ler sipping on a warm wine cooler
Hot 'cause the party don't stop, I'm in a crop top like I'm working at Hooters
We been keepin' it PG but I wanna get a little frisky
Come gimme some of that, yum like a lollipop, let me set you free
C'mon 'cause I know what I like
And you're looking just like my type
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Now don't even try to deny
We're both going home satisfied
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon
Write our names on the wall in the back of the bar
Steal some bubblegum from the corner meximart
Yeah, we're laughing like kids causing trouble in the dark
Causing trouble in the dark, tr-tr-trouble in the dark
Feeling like a saber-tooth tiger sipping on a warm Budweiser
Touch me and gimme that rush, better pack a toothbrush, gonna pull an all-nighter
We been keepin' it Kosher, but I wanna get it on fo' sure
Come gimme some of that, yum like a lollipop, baby, don't be scared
C'mon 'cause I know what I like
And you're looking just like my type
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Now don't even try to deny
We're both going home satisfied
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now
I don't wanna go to sleep
I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don't wanna think about
What's gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now
C'mon 'cause I know what I like
And you're looking just like my type
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Now don't even try to deny
We're both going home satisfied
Let's go for it just for tonight
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Meanwhile, Cooper and Jussy were in his room that he shares with Darnell.
"Okay Jussy, this one you'll like, cause I know you're a Richard Gere-head," Cooper said in a smooth talk to her.
"Yeah," she answered with a giggle.
"So it's safe to assume that you're familiar with the film, Pretty Woman?" He asked her.
"Whoa! I wouldn't mind seeing your body in that hot sexy outfit," she answered.
In the party, Rose and Billy Reverb were looking at each other quietly in the middle of a hookup party.
"So Billy, we haven't been this closer like everybody else," Rose said.
"Yeah, me too," Billy Reverb agreed.
"Jussy's right, maybe we should take this in a slow pace," she added.
"I am still new to this relationship thing but hey, we're starters so let's take our time," he smirked.
"Yeah, let's do this," Rose said as they started slowly kissing each other on the lips.
As everybody was hooking up and having fun, Synth and Kanye were looking at each other.
"So, should we get each other hard in the hot tub?" Kanye asked him in a smooth voice.
"Sure, I guess I'll just fucking close my eyes and pretend we're not surrounded by humping turds," Synth giggled.
Soon, they went to the hot tub and started making out while soaking in. Meanwhile, Cooper shows off himself, wearing a blonde bob wig, a leather biker cap, some costume jewelry, a white and blue dress with cutouts, and thigh high boots. Soon, the song, Pretty Woman was being played in the background.
"Okay, get your checkbook out there, Jussy," Cooper smirked. "Because this pretty woman needs some new clothes."
"Woooo!!!" Jussy shouted.
"Hey Cooper, nice Pretty Woman look!" Darnell giggled as he and Emi are hooking up in the bed.
"Yeah, I'm just impressing Jussy," Cooper chuckled embarrassingly.
"You really did make a pretty sex worker," he added.
"Yeah, heheh," he chuckled.
"I don't really mind, because you are just you," Jussy sighed.
"Thanks honey,"
When the party is over, everybody went back to their rooms to sleep. Rose sighed out of love as she laid on the pull-out bed because she and Billy are now taking their relationship to the next level but they'll take this in a slow pace.
This is based on the Big Mouth episode, The Hookup House with some songs by Kesha.
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