~At The Jade Palace~

The Portal Opens Up And Slushious Flys Out And Onto The Ground.

Poppy Hops Out.
"WHOO! Here We Are! Our Next Stop! The Jade Palace!"

Barb Got Out.
"Hmmm, Does It Worship Someone Named Jade?"

Poppy Shrugs.
"Not Sure....."

"Hope It's Jade From Victorious Cause I Can Totally Relate To Her"
Barb Said.

Branch Looked Up.
"Uhhhh Ladies...."

"Yeah?"
Both Girls Reply.

"We Have A Problem..."
Branch Pointed.

Poppy And Barb Look Up.

There Was Thousands Of Stairs To Go Up.

"Whoaaaa, Lots Of Stairs...."
Barb Said.

"Eh, We Could Always Use A Good Exercise. LETS GO!"
Poppy Went Up The Steps.

"AWE YEAH!"
Barb Followed.

Branch Stood At The Bottom.
"B-But That's Alot To Go Up!"

Barb Turned To Branch.
"Man Up Bro"

"Cmonnn Branchieeee, You Can Do It! Plus, Who Knowsssss, If We Get Enough Exercise Up These Steps We Could End Up Like Dwayne The Rock Johnson!"
Poppy Told Him.

Branch Gulps.

Both Girls Continue Going Up The Stairs.

Branch Inhales Deeply And Exhales.

Branch Warmed Up.
"Okay....I Can Do This.....I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS!!!!!"

~~~

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Branch Slowly Climbs Up The Steps, Out Of Breath.

Branch Layed Out And Breathes Heavily.
"Okay.....Finally! WE MADE IT! WHOO! That Took Alot Out Of Me.."

Poppy And Barb Crossed Their Arms.
"Branch -.-"

"Huh?"
Branch Looked.

He Only Went Up One Step.

Branch Groans.
"UGHHH....OH GODD!"

"Okaaaay, Better Solution"
Poppy Said.

"And That Is?"
Branch Asked.

Poppy Grabbed Branch And Barb.

Branch Blinks.
"Uh Poppy, What Are You-"

Poppy Used Her Hair And Punched The Ground, To Make Them Up All Launch Up In The Air.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Branch Clinged Onto Poppy.

Barb Loved It.
"WHOOOOO!🤘"

The 3 Trolls Land In Front Of The Jade Palace Doors Safely.

Except For Branch.

Branch Faceplanted On The Ground.
"OOF-"

"Seeeee, All Good! 😁"
Poppy Smiled.

Branch Lifted His Head.
"-.-"

A Figure Was Watching The Trolls From Up Above The Roof Of The Palace.

Poppy Helped Branch Up.
"Sorry Branchifer"

"I Wonder What's Inside"
Barb Said.

Poppy Shrugs.
"Probably Something Totally Awesome"

~~~

~Inside The Palace~

The Furious 5 Were Doing Totally Awesome Training.

Po Trained Also.
"THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOMEEE!"

Viper And Monkey Fought Each Other.

Crane And Mantis Fought Each Other.

And Po And Tigress Fought Each Other.

Po Circles Around Tigress.
"OOOO WHATCHA GONNA DO TIGRESS! OOOOHOOOHOOOOO"

"Po-"
Tigress Said.

"GONNA TRY TO MAYBE SNEAK ATTACK?"
Po Said.

"Po-"
Tigress Said.

"Oh Oh Okay, I See You......BUT YA CAN'T SNEAK ATTACK THIS! FEET OF FURY!!!"
Po Leaped In The Air And Towards Tigress With His Foot.

Tigress Simply Blocked Po's Foot With One Hand.

Po Stayed In Mid Air.
"Whoaaaa, So Awesome 🤩"

Tigress Flipped Po Around And Kicked And Punched Him.

Po Fought Back.
"WHOO WHOO! BAM BAM!"

The Trolls Peek In The Dojo.

"Oooooo"
The 3 Say.

Po And Tigress Continued Fighting One Another.

Until Tigress Did The Wushi Finger Hold On Po's Finger.

Po Gasps.
"The Wushi Pinkie Hold....Again..."

"Ah, So You Know This Hold"
Tigress Smirks.

"You Referencing My Words Is Beyond Cool! YOW!"
Po Yelps.

Tigress Tightens The Hold.
"Hm"

Master Shifu Slammed His Staff Down.
"That's Enough!"

Everyone Stopped The Training.

Tigress Let Go Of Po's Pinkie.

Po Fell Back.
"OW OW OW, SO AWESOME THO"

Master Shifu Went To His Students.
"You All Are Improving Greatly. But, Crane, I Want More Foot Work"

"Yes Master Shifu"
Crane Nods.

"Mantis, More Stealth And Quickness"
Master Shifu Told Mantis.

"Yes Master Shifu"
Mantis Nods.

"And Po......No More Circling Around Your Opponents, Before You End Up Like Rihanna"
Master Shifu Said.

"You Got It Shifu! And Pretty Sure Rihanna Would Be Jealousssss"
Po Snickers.

"You All Must Be Fully Prepared In Case Of This Hooded Stranger's Attack On The Jade Palace Or The Whole Of China"
Master Shifu Told Them.

"Oh That's Good! You All Know About The Hooded Stranger!"
Poppy Shouted.

Everyone Turned Around To Poppy At The Door.

Poppy Smiled Innocently.

"Heyyyy, It's Those Trolls For That Meeting! They Made It!"
Po Said.

"They're So.....Hairy"
Viper Said.

"And Colorful....Like Pancakes"
Monkey Said.

"Hi! 👋 I'm Poppy, And We Totally Weren't Eavesdropping 😁"
Poppy Waved.

Branch And Barb Facepalm.
"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️"

Master Shifu Turned To The Trolls.
"Hm, Well Po Seems To Know You.....Tell Me What You're Doing Here"

~~~

~The Sacred Hall Of Warriors~

Po And Tigress Walked The Trolls Out To The Hall Of Warriors.

"So You've Been To Almost All The DreamWorks Worlds To Get The Gems The Hooded Stranger Put Out?"
Po Asked.

"Yep! And This Is Our Next Stop To Search!"
Poppy Said.

"So If Ya Don't Mind, We're Gonna Invade All Over This Karate Kid Wannabe Place"
Barb Said.

Branch Looked Around, Amazed At All The Features Of The Jade Palace.

Branch's Eyes Sparkle.
"Soooo Many Warriors 🤩"

Branch Backed Up And Accidentally Bumped Into The Urn Of Whispering Warriors.

The Vase Breaks Onto The Floor...Again.

"GAH-"
Branch Said.

Everyone Turned To Branch.

Branch Looked Innocent.
"Somebody....Uhm, Broke That..."

Barb Shook Her Head.
"This Dude..."

Po Scooted Away The Pieces.
"It's Okay, I Broke It Almost 4 Times.....Don't Tell Shifu About The Other 2 Times..."

"Ah, Gotcha"
Branch Said.

"Soooo We Gotta Search All Over The Palace! The Corners And Holes"
Poppy Said.

"Won't Be Neccessary"
Tigress Said.

"Huh?"
Poppy Said.

Tigress Pointed Up Top.

The Gem Was In The Mouth Of The Golden Dragon Statue Up Top Where The Dragon Scroll Used To Be.

Po Gasps.
"OOOOOO! That's Where The Dragon Scroll Used To Be! And I Gotta Say, ITS SO AWESOME HOW THE GEM IS UP THERE! The Hooded Stranger Must Know His Ways To Place Things....Like Place Candy In A Grannys Bahoobies"

"Oh Great, How Do We Get Up There"
Barb Said.

Poppy Looked Up And Smirks.
"Hmmm...."

Poppy Grew Her Hair And Used It To Grab The Gem From The Golden Dragon Statue.

"Your Hair Is Like Vin Diesel At This Point"
Barb Said.

"WHOOAAA, That Was So Cool!! How You Did That With Your Hair! Is It Alive?!"
Po Poked Poppy's Hair.

"I Use Wild Conditioner"
Poppy Winks.

"Makes Sense, Ya Know Tigress Uses Some Weird Tiger Conditioner That Makes Your Nose Go...."
Po Looked Over At Tigress.

Tigress Crossed Her Arms.
"-.-"

".....Lets Just Say, Not A Good Scented Conditioner"
Po Whispered.

"Okaaaaay, So You Got The Gem"
Tigress Said.

"Yep! Now Is Off To The Next Location!
Poppy Put The Gem In Her Bag.

"Let Me Just Say, THOSE KUNG FU MOVES YOU ALL DID IN THERE WAS OFF THE CHAIN SICKKKK!"
Barb Jumped Up.

"Oh Yeahhhh, Not To Bragggg, But Kinda The Dragon Warrior Sooo....Best Kung Fu Moves"
Po Stood Heroically.

Branch Scoffs.
"Pfff- Oh Please. Hairjitzu Is More Better Than Some Kung Fu"

"Hairjitzu?"
Po Raised His Eyebrow.

"The Ancient Art Of Troll Fighting. Duh"
Branch Said.

"Oh Yeah? Try Your Hairjitzu Move On Me"
Tigress Challenged.

"Ooooo, This Should Be Good"
Po Sat Down.

Poppy Sat On Po's Shoulder.
"Won't End Well But Still Wanna See Where This Goes"

"It Won't Go Anywhere Cause Hairjitzu Is Always The Better Version Of Kung Fu"
Branch Said.

Tigress Put Her Fist Palm Out.
"Try Me"

Branch Shrugs.
"Okay, I Got This"

"This Dude Dead-"
Barb Leaned On Po's Leg.

Branch Put One Foot Back, In Position.

Branch Closes His Eyes And Inhales.
"All In Good Time...."

Branch Leaped Towards Tigress With A Fist.
"HAIRJITZUUUUUU PUNCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Branch Punched Tigress's Palm.

"DAH-"
And Got Paralyzed.

"Mm-"
Tigress Said.

"So Awesome"
Po Said.

Branch's Eyes Twitch In Pain.
"O-Ow..."

Poppy And Barb Laugh.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Branch Couldn't Move.
"A-A-Alright......T-Time To Go..."

~~~

~Outside~

The 3 Trolls Walk Back Outside In Front Of The Palace.

Branch Rubbed His Fist.
"Owwww Dang That Tiger Was Made Of Steel!"

"Should've Never Challenged Her"
Barb Shrugs.

"I Thought I Was Strong Enough!"
Branch Said.

"Yeah....Ya T h o u g h t. HA!"
Barb Laughed.

Branch Glared At Her.
"-.-"

Branch Rubbed His Fist More.
"Owwwieee..."

"Oh Cmon Man, Shake It Off"
Barb Wrapped Her Arm Around Branch's Neck.

Poppy Giggles.
"Yeah Branchie! Plus, You May Not Could've Fought Her, But Sure You Can Come Against Any Cat"

Suddenly, Puss In Boots Landed In Front Of Them.

The 3 Trolls Gasp And Stop.

Puss Pointed His Sword At Them.
"HA HA! I Have Found You And Caught You Little Trolls"

"Oh No....Is This..."
Poppy Said.

"Another Bounty Hunter?"
Barb Said.

"Oh Boy-"
Branch Said.

"Now Let's Make This Easy, You All Just Follow Me And I Take You To The Hooded Stranger. Then I Can Save My Legacy With Shrek Donkey Fiona And Excreta"
Puss Told Him.

Branch Stood In Front Of The Girls.
"Fat Chance Pussy Cat, We're Going No Where With You"

Puss Chuckles.
"Oh? Is That Right?"

Branch Gave Puss a Firm Stare.

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"Guess We'll Have To Do This The Hard Away"
Puss Took Out Something.

"And That Is?"
Branch Questioned.

Puss Smirks.
"Catnip"

Puss Blows Sprinkles Of Catnip 🌿 In The Air, Towards The Trolls.

The 3 Trolls Accidentally Inhaled Some Of The Catnip And Started To Feel Weird.

Poppy's Eyes Went Weary.
"wHoA hO hOoOo....iS mY nEcK gEttiNg loNgEr liKE pRetZEl stiCk¿"

"fEeL mY sKinnNn, sOoo sOftt"
Branch Nudged Barb.

Barb Rubbed Branch's Arm.
"iT iSssSs soFfTttt...liKe A baBy's bUmSiE"

Branch Giggles.
"iM liKe hiGhlY cOnfuSed cArtOon chArAcTer whOs cOlOr cHanGes eVery movIe and HoliDay spEcIal.."

Branch And Barb Flopped On The Ground.

Poppy Eyes Went Blurry, Looking At Puss In Boots.

"oH boY....aNoTheR bOunTy huNtEr?¿♡♤ wHooPdiE dOoOOOo¡¡¡¡¡"
Poppy Flopped On The Ground.

The 3 Trolls Fell To Sleep, Unconscious On The Ground...