Chapter 12

~In A Treehouse~

Poppy Slowly Opened Up Her Eyes.
"Ugh....Ow My Headd..."

"Poppy? Poppy!"
Branch Said.

Poppy Opened Her Eyes Fully.
"H-Huh?...."

"WAKE UP!"
Barb Shouted.

"W-What's Going...."
Poppy Then Struggled To Move.

"Hey! Why Can't I Move?!"
Poppy Said.

"Wellllll...."
Branch Gestures.

The 3 Were Tied Up In Underwear.

Poppy Notices.
"What The Hairbones?! Is This....Underwear?"

"Odd..."
Branch Said.

"And Dirty! Ugh!"
Barb Gagged.

The 3 Struggle To Break Free.

"Never Thought I'd See The Day Being Tied Up In Giant Underwear..."
Branch Said.

"I Thought It Would Be Twislers I Get Tied Up In"
Barb Said.

Poppy Groans.
"Ughhhhh! Who Would Do Such A Thing???"

Suddenly, Random Superhero Music Came Out Of Nowhere.

The 3 Look Around Confused.

The Amazing Captain Underpants Swooped Into The Treehouse.

Captain Underpants Stood Proud And Heroic.

The Trolls Gasp.

"I DID! THE AMAZING CAPTAIN UNDER-WHAAAA OOF!"
Captain Underpants Tripped On The Floor.

The Trolls Blink.

"Hold On, Just Give Me A Second"
Captain Underpants Said.

Captain Underpants Tried To Get Back Up.

"Okay Here We Go- LIFTTT"
Captain Underpants Tried Again.

But Failed.
"Okay No- One More Time"

Captain Underpants Tried To Roll Back Up.

But Failed Again.
"Nope Not Workin"

Barb Whispers.
"This Is The Bald Headed Clown Holding Us Hostage?"

Poppy Shrugs.
"I Guess....."

"Elmo Would've Been More Amusing Than Him .___."
Branch Said.

Captain Underpants Finally Got Up.
"Okay There We Go. Now, Ahem, As I Was Saying....."

Captain Underpants Stood Heroic Again.
"I DID! THE AMAZING CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!"

Captain Underpants Did His Iconic Battle Cry.
"TRA-LA-LAAAAAA!"

"Tra-La-Laaaa?"
The Trolls Raise Their Eyebrows.

"Yes! It's A Pretty Heroic Battle Cry Isn't It?"
Captain Underpants Said.

"....It Sounds Like A Frog Getting Jiggy With It"
Barb Said.

"Oh- Welll No Matter. You All Are My Hostages Now!"
Captain Underpants Said.

"Hostages???"
The Trolls Say.

"Yup, Cause I Am The Incredible.............
B o u n t y    H u n t e r"
Captain Underpants Posed.

"BOUNTY HUNTER?!"
The Trolls Say.

Suddenly, George Beard And Harold Hutchins Climbed Up To The Treehouse.

George Is The Kid With The Tie And The Flat Top

Harold Is The One With The T-Shirt And A Bad Haircut

Remember That Now 👍

George And Harold Walked In Chatting.

"For Real?"
George Said.

Harold Nods.
"Yeah, So Then I Was Like-"

Both Boys Then Gasped.

Both Saw The Tied Up Trolls.

"Heh.."
Poppy Chuckled Nervously.

"What The- What..."
Harold Said.

"What Is Going On Here?!"
George Said.

Captain Underpants Slid To Them.
"Greetings! My Faithful Sidekicks!"

"Greetings?! Captain! What Are They Doing Here???"
Harold Asked.

"All Tied Up In Your Underwear?"
George Said.

"Trust Me- It's Not As Comfortable As You'd Think -.-"
Branch Said.

"Explain, Right Now"
Harold Crossed His Arms And Tapped His Foot.

Captain Underpants Explained.
"Well Sidekicks, This Might Be Hard For You To Listen To Since I Was The Choosen One"

"Choosen One Forrrr...?"
George Said.

"Being A Bounty Hunter!"
Captain Underpants Said.

"BOUNTY HUNTER?!"
Both Boys Said.

Captain Underpants Nods.
"Yes! This Hoodman Fellow Came To The Treehouse And Asked Me To Capture These 3 Lucky Charm Cereal Marshmallows And Hold Them Hostage Until He's Finished Putting All His Gems Into Different Worlds"

George And Harold Just Looked At Him.
".____________________."

"So Any Way, You Could Say, You're Welcomeeeee!"
Captain Underpants Stood Strong.

George And Harold Facepalm.
"🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️"

(Art By OpefuLee)

Harold Inhales.

"Captain-"

"Yes Sidekick With The Bad Haircut? 😌"
Captain Underpants Said.

"Do You KNOW What A Bounty Hunter Is?"
Harold Asked.

"Why Of Course! You Hunt For The Bounty! And In This Case, Those Colorful Dressed Hairy Marshmallows Are The Bounty 😁"
Captain Underpants Replied.

George Shook His Head.
"No No No, A Bounty Hunter Is A Worker For The BAD GUY TO CAPTURE THE HEROS!"

"And In This Case- THEM! They Were At The DreamWorks Meeting Yesterday!"
Harold Gestures.

Captain Underpants Looked Back At The Trolls.

The Trolls Blink.

Captain Underpants Felt Stupid.
"I Should Really Stop Watching Whoopi Goldberg Movies..."

"Ughhh!"
The Boys Groan.

George And Harold Helped Untie The Trolls.

"Sorry About That"
George Apologized.

"He's Just, Not As Full Grown As A Superhero Like Iron Man Or Batman Yet"
Harold Said.

"Oh That's Okay!"
Poppy Smiled.

"Yeahhh, Totallyyyy Okay That We Got Tied Up In Dirty Underwear"
Barb Said.

"I Dry Cleaned Them!"
Captain Underpants Shouted.

"Believe Me.....We've Been In Worse Scenarios...."
Harold Shivers.

"Like The Talking Toilets!"
George Said.

"And Battling Poopypants!"
Harold Said.

George Laughs.
"Oh! Oh! And Giant Boogers!"

"And Those Robot Dolphins Shooring Lazers Out Their Eyes! PSSSOWWW"
Harold Mimicked A Lazer Sound.

"Again With The Dolphins Man-"
George Said.

"What Do You Have Against Dolphins!?!?"
Harold Said.

"Nothing!"
George Said.

"They're Cute! And Have Awesome Fins! Dolphins Are Gods For All I Know!!!"
Harold Said.

"Fine Fine"
George Said.

Branch Interrupted.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Hold It! Who Exactly Are You Guys?"

George And Harold Smirk At Each Other.

"Allow Us To Tell You Through Song"
George Said.

"It's The More sAfiStiCatEd Way, Or As Our Music Teacher Would Say"
Harold Shrugs.

"Oooo Song!"
Poppy Said.

"Oh Boy...."
Branch And Barb Roll Their Eyes.

"And A 1 And A 2"
George Counted.

Harold Played His Harmonica For A Quick Second.

Both Boys Sung Their Intro Song.

🎵 So George and Harold
make comic books!🎵

"We're Cool!"
George Said.

"Me Too!"
Harold Added.

🎵 But they had a mean old principal, who told them
what to-🎵

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

🎵 So they got a hypo-ring!🎵

🎵 And first they made
him dance!🎵

🎵 Then accidentally,
kinda on purpose,
turned him into-🎵

🎵 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!🎵

"TRA-LA-LAAAAAA!"
Captain Underpants Shouted.

🎵 With a snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man🎵

Captain Underpants Sucked His Toe.

🎵 And don't forget when he gets wet, you're back
where you begaaaan!🎵

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

🎵 Put it all together,
what could possibly
go wrong?🎵

Branch Scoffed.
"Pfff- I Can Name A Few"

🎵 Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!🎵

🎵 By George Beard and
Harold Hutchins!🎵

"TRA-LA-LAAAA!"
Captain Underpants Shouted Again.

The 3 Pose.

The Trolls Blinked.

"Well?"
Harold Said.

"So Basically You Hypnotized Your Trump-Like Bald Principal Into Thinking He's A Half Naked Superhero"
Barb Said.

".....Yeahhh, Guess We Could've Told Them That Way"
George Said.

Harold Shrugs.
"The Song Seemed Pointless Now"

"I Also Have A Theme Song By Weird Al Yankovic!"
Captain Underpants Said.

"And This Water Thing Really Works?"
Barb Threw Some Water At Captain Underpants.

Mr. Krupp Came Back.
"WHAT THE- GEORGE?! HAROLD?! AH! I'M HALF NAKED AGAIN! AND IN YOU'RE TREEHOUSE!?!?!?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Oh-"
Barb Said.

Mr. Krupp Screams.
"GRAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yeahhh We Try Not To Do That On Purpose-"
Harold Snaps His Fingers.

Captain Underpants Returned.
"TRA-LA-LAAAA!"

Poppy Giggles.
"Well It's Awesome To Meet You Two And Your Dimwitted Superhero. I'm Poppy, This Is Branch And Barb"

"Sup"
Branch Said.

"Yo"
Barb Said.

"What Exactly Is This Place?"
Branch Questioned.

"Oh Yeah!"
Harold Said.

"We Forgot To Introduce Our Lovely Treehouse!"
George Said.

"We Are So Ashamed..."
Harold Shook His Head.

"WELCOME TO TREE HOUSE COMIX INC!"
Both Boys Presented.

"Aka My Headquarters!"
Captain Underpants Said.

"Whoaaa.."
The Trolls Looked Around.

"Not Amused"
Barb Said.

"Where All The Comic Magic Happens! Name Any Kind Of Random Comic Book And We Got It!"
George Gave Branch A Comic.

Branch Took The Comic And Read It.
"Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space?"

Barb Looked Over At The Comic.
"Okay, This Is Just The Lair Of Dorkyness"

"Oh And Also A Great One, SAD WORM!"
Harold Pointed.

Harold Flipped A Page.
"It's About A Worm Who Was Sad......And Sad.......And Sad....And Sad......."

Branch And Barb Raise Their Eyebrows.

Harold Slowly Closes The Comic.
"Heh, Still In The Working Progress..."

"Well As Awesome As It Is To Look At These Fascinating Comics, We Gotta Get Back On Our Mission"
Poppy Said.

"What Kind Of Mission?"
Harold Asked.

"Does It Have Farting Towels?!"
George Asked.

"Oooh! Oh! Flying Panties??"
Harold Asked.

"What About Man-Eating Hampers?!"
George Asked.

"OR PICTURE PORTRAIT EATING DOLPHINS!?!??!?!"
Harold Said.

George Glanced Over At Harold.

"Don't Judge Me-"
Harold Said.

"Nope! Although That Would Be Cool........No, We're Going To All The DreamWorks Worlds To Collect The Gems That The Hooded Stranger Put Out"
Poppy Explained.

"AND BRINGING HIM TO JUSTICE!🤘"
Barb Said.

"Epicccccc"
Both Boys Say.

"So You're Saying, The Hooded Stranger Hired You As A Bounty Hunter?"
Branch Asked Captain Underpants.

"Yep! I'm So Honored"
Captain Underpants Wiped A Tear.

"I Picked Better Bounty Hunters Than Him-"
Barb Said.

"Oh No, Then That Means The Hooded Stranger Could've Sent Other Bounty Hunters After Us Too!"
Poppy Said.

"Then We Gotta Get A Move On"
Branch Said.

Poppy Noticed Something And Looked Around.
"Okaaay But Where's My Bag?!?! With The Gems And Portal Balls!"

"Oh You Mean The Brown Strap Bag Thingy?"
Captain Underpants Said.

"YES YES! WHERE IS IT?!"
Poppy Asked.

"I Gave It To That Melvin Kid"
Captain Underpants Told Them.

"YOU WHAT?!?!?"
Everyone Yelled.

".....Who's Melvin?"
Poppy Said.

"A Nerdy Tattle Tail Who Wears Glasses"
George Said.

"WE GOTTA FIND HIM!"
Poppy Said.

Branch Looked Out The Window.
"Is That Him?"

Melvin Walked On The Sidewalk, Holding The Brown Bag.

"GAHHH! AFTER HIM!"
Poppy Zoomed Out.

~~~

Melvin Digged Through The Bag.
"Ooooh, Wonder What We Have In Hereeee"

Poppy Ran In Front Of Melvin.
"HEY! HI!"

"AAAAAAAAH! What In Fiddle Sticks?!?!"
Melvin Backed Up.

"I NEED THAT BAG BACK PLEASE!"
Poppy Said.

"What?! No Way!"
Melvin Held The Bag Close.

Captain Underpants, The Boys And Branch And Barb Ran By.

"Give It To Her Melvin"
George Said.

"Well Well, If It Isn't George And Harold. I Believe This Is Cause Of You?"
Melvin Said.

"Why Always Assume Stuff Of Us?"
Harold Said.

"JUST GIVE US THE BAG NERD!"
Barb Demanded.

"NO WAY! Imma Tell The Mayor On You Two! And Your New Alien Friendsssss"
Melvin Smirked.

"Aliens???"
Branch And Poppy Said.

"Oof- Even I Know That's Harsh"
Captain Underpants Said.

"You Know What's Harsh? Some People Calling Me Jaden"
George Said.

Melvin Cackled.
"Hehehe, YOU'LL BE IN REALLLL TROUBLE NOW! HEHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHA- D'OH!"

Barb Punched Melvin In The Face.

Melvin Dropped To The Floor, Groaning In Pain.

Everyone's Jaw Dropped.

"Sorry, But Man He Was Annoying"
Barb Said.

Harold Said.
"Ummm, Could You Do That-"

"Like Everyday"
George Finished.

"No Time! We Gotta Go To Our Next Location!"
Poppy Took Out A Crystal Portal Ball.

Branch Groans.
"Ughhh, Do We Have To? I Hate Going Through The Portal Like That, Making Me Dizzy"

"Well There's No Other Way To Travel Through The Portals"
Poppy Said.

George And Harold Smirk At Each Other.

"Wellllll..."
George Said.

"We Met Some Friends At The DreamWorks Meeting And Told Us They Have An Over The Charts Awesome Car!"
Harold Said.

"I Bet You Could Use That"
George Said.

"Ooooo!"
Poppy And Barb Got Intrigued.

Branch Raises His Eyebrow.
"What Kind Of Car...?"

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