~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~Through The Day~

On Their 2nd Day Of Their Road Trip Journey To Their Cousin's Wedding, Rhonda Drove Along The Road For A While Until The Bros Stopped At The Gas Station.

Parking In Front Of The Gas Station, Rhonda Opened Her Doors For The Brothers To Make A Quick Pit Stop And Bathroom Break.

Clay Ran Out Of Rhonda Quickly, Holding In His Stomach.
"COMING THROUGH! LITERALLY-"

Branch Ran Behind Clay With A Notepad In His Hand.
"WAIT CLAY! THIS IS THE FINAL PIECE FOR MY STUDIES!"

John Dory, Bruce, And Floyd Also Walked Out Of Rhonda, Taking A Quick Break For Their Stop.

"Okay, You All Use The Bathroom While I Load Up Rhonda!"
John Dory Told His Brothers.

"Wait- Why Does Rhonda Need Gas?"
Bruce Questioned.

"Isn't She A Armadillo?"
Floyd Gestured With A Chuckle.

"Who Said Anything About Gas? 🤨"
John Dory Replied.

"O_____O"
Bruce And Floyd's Eyes Widen, Trying Not Think About What John Dory Meant.

~~~

~Inside The Gas Station~

Dashing Through, Clay Ran Inside The Gas Station Quick And Fast To Reach The Restroom On Time, As The Other Brothers Came In As Well.

"MOVE BITCH-"
Clay Pushed Some Critters Out The Way To Make It To The Restroom.

Branch Quickly Followed Clay In The Restroom For Some Reason, Having Out His Notepad. 🗒

"AAAAAAAAA-"
Clay Shrieked Like A Little Girl As Branch Came Into His Stall.

"SWEET MOTHER OF DISCOVERY- 😦"
Branch Said In Shock As He Watched Clay Take A Dump.

Getting The Information Collected He Needed, Branch Came Out The Restroom And Wrote It Down On His Notepad.

"Uhhh Branch? Did You Just Follow Clay In The Bathroom And Are Now Writing Down What You Saw?"
Floyd Pointed At Branch's Notepad.

"I Sure Did"
Branch Nodded, As He Continued Writing.

"I'm Gonna Regret Asking Why But...Why Branch Would You Write Down Clay's Poop?"
Bruce Sighed As He Asked.

"It's For My Fecal Studies! I Did Research Once Stating That If You Note Down The Shape Of Someone's Poop, It Will Help You Track Them Down If They Ever Get Lost! 😁"
Branch Grinned Wide As He Kept Writing.

"Uh Huhhhhh.."
Bruce And Floyd Nodded Slowly And Awkwardly.

Branch Continued.
"Soooo After The Nonsense That Happened Yesterday, Why Not Collect It For If We Ever Get Lost! By The Way, Let Me Know When You Two Rush To The Toilet As Well. Not John Though, Imma Always Assume His Poop Has A Square Shape"

"OKAAAAY I'M MOVING ELSEWHERE FROM THIS....ODD CONVERSATION"
Bruce Walked Away.

In Front Of The Restroom Doors, A Line Formed As They Were All Waiting For Clay To Finish.

Clay Came Out The Restroom And Sighed Of Relief.
"Phew! I Feel Better. Those Cheesy Breakfast Burritos Did Not Agree With Me. Also, You All Might Wanna Give It About A Few Years Before You Go In"

"._____________."
The Critters All Blankly Stared At Clay, Giving Him The Serious Look For Stinking Up The Restroom.

Over By The Souvenir Section, Floyd Was Glancing Through The Keychains That Displayed People's Names On It.

Branch Stood Next To Floyd.
"You Getting A Souvenir Floyd?"

"Eh, Maybe. Ooo! They Have Poppy's Name! You Should Get Her One And For Yourself"
Floyd Suggested.

"Pass"
Branch Replied.

"What? Why?"
Floyd Wondered.

"Cause, Those Name Keychains Never Have My Actual Name! Don't Know If You Realized, But I Don't Have A Common Name"
Branch Explained.

"Oh C'monnnn, They Have My Name, John's Name, Clay's Name, And Bruce's!"
Floyd Gestured, Spinning The Rack Of Keychains.

"Yeah, Common Names! Branch Is A Unqiue Name, I Guess It's Not Keychain Worthy"
Branch Shrugged.

Floyd Scoffed At His Brother.
"Pfft, Don't Be A Negative Nancy. I'm Sure Your Name Is There! I Bet You're The Only One With A Unqiue Name That Has One"

Bitty Bruce Walked Beside Floyd And Branch, And Picked Up A Name Keychain With His Name On It, Making Him Smirk At His Two Uncles.

".....Okay That's Hard To Compete With"
Floyd Blurted Out.

"🤦‍♂️"
Branch Facepalmed And Sighed In His Hand At That.

~~~

~Outside~

After Finishing Up Filling Rhonda Up, John Dory Dusted Off His Hands And Patted Rhonda's Face.

"All Filled Up Ol' Girl! Ready To Continue This Journey My Rhondy Rhondy Ronnyyyyy?"
John Dory Wiggled His Face Against Rhonda's And Kissed Her.

Rhonda Used Her Tongue And Licked Her Tongue All Over John Dory, And Even Using Swirly Motions On Him.

Pistil Pete & Pistil Patrick, Two Sunflowers (From Trolls The Beat Goes On) Came Out Of The Gas Station, Holding A Large Surfboard And Blinked At John Dory.

John Dory Stopped And Turned Over To The Two Sunflowers.
"....."

"....."
Pistil Pete And Pistil Patrick Just Stared Weirdly At The Square.

John Dory Cleared His Throat And Straightened Up.
"....Ever Heard Of Minding Your Own Business?"

"Armadillo Mating?"
Pistil Pete Said.

"Of Course"
John Dory Replied.

"Well That's Where You're Heading Pal"
Pistil Patrick Added.

John Dory Rolled His Eyes With Sass.
"🙄 I'm Not Taking This From A Bunch Of- WAIT! Hold On.."

Noticing The Large Surfboard, John Dory Examined How Awesome It Looked And It's Humongous Size.

"This Surfboard Is So Big! And Long! No Innuendo Intended...BUT IT LOOKS COOL!"
John Dory Said.

"Yeah And It's OURS!"
Pistil Patrick Said.

"We're Gonna Use It To Sled Down A Snermits Back"
Pistil Pete Said.

"Snermit? Isn't That Your Predator?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow.

"Exactly! IT'S TO THE EXTREMEEEE!!"
Pistil Pete Yelled Out Excitedly.

"You Bet That Sounds Extreme! I Wouldn't Mind Having One For Myself! It Looks So Daring, And Dangerous, And Deadly To Use...I Want It 🤩"
John Dory's Eyes Sparkled.

"✋️ Sorry Origami Jaw- It's Ours"
Pistil Patrick Put His Hand In John Dory's Face.

"And We Wouldn't Give It Up For Anything!"
Pistil Pete Said.

John Dory Stroked His Chin.
"I See....Well What If I Gave You One Of My Brother's Dignity In Exchange For It?"

Pistil Pete And Pistil Patrick Glanced At One Another At The Idea Of That, And Started To Smirk.

"Depends.."
Pistil Patrick Tapped His Chin.

"Will We Own His Whole Dignity To Our Advantage?"
Pistil Pete Questioned.

John Dory Chuckled And Smirked.
"I Think That Can Be Arranged 😏"

~~~
~On Top Of A Hill~

Being The Idiots They Always Will Be, The Brothers Were On Top Of A Hill In The Forest, About To Surf Down On The Large Surfboard John Dory Got.

"You Sold My Dignity? ._."
Clay Said At His Square Older Brother.

"In Fairness, It Was For A VERRRY Worthy Cost! Just Look At This Board Clay! Pretty Sure It Means More"
John Dory Replied.

"Control The Murder...Control The Murder.."
Clay Mumbled To Himself, Trying To Keep His Cool From Killing His Brother.

On The Surfboard, The Brothers Were On Top Of The Board, As Well As Bitty Bruce, Trying To Balance Themselves Before They Go Down.

"ALRIGHT BOYS HERE'S THE DEAL, WE JUST SIMPLY SLIDE DOWN THE HILL AND REACH...Ultimately Extreme Bro-ness"
John Dory Told His Brothers.

"More Like Ultimate Idiocy- This Isn't Even Real Surfing John! And I Should Know!"
Bruce Crossed His Arms.

John Dory Snickered.
"Oh Quit Being A Fun Buster! This Is Gonna Be Fun!"

"If By Fun You Mean Totally Reckless, Then Sure"
Bruce Rolled His Eyes.

Bitty Bruce Was Sitting On The Board, Not Having A Care In The World And Just Wanted To Have Fun, As He Clapped His Hands Happily.

"See! Even BB Is Getting In The Spirit Than You Bruce! NOW IT'S GO TIME! EVERYONE READY?!"
John Dory Questioned.

"NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
Branch Tried To Keep His Balance On The Board.

"TWICE FOR ME!"
Floyd Covered His Eyes, Trying Not To Look Down.

"THOSE SOUNDED LIKE YES'S TO ME! OH WAIT, HOLD ON....SALT LICK!"
John Dory Reminded Himself.

Reaching In His Hair, John Dory Took Out A Block Of Salt And Gave It A Big Wet Lick Randomly And Threw It Away.

"NOW I'M READY!"
John Dory Put On His Goggles And Got In An Action Pose.

"._______________."
Rhonda Just Watched From The Sidelines Of These Morons She Had To Deal With 24/7.

"YEAH!!!"
Clay Shouted Out Anxiously, Holding A Rock In His Hand.

John Dory Turned To Clay.
"Uh Clay- Where'd You Get That Rock?"

"Oh This Rock? It Was The One Holding The Surfboard In Place 😄"
Clay Replied With A Innocently Smile.

"Awe Crap-"
John Dory Realized What That Meant.

Slowly Tipping Over, The Surfboard Was Leaning Down The Edge As If It Was About To Start Sliding Down.

"OH NO NO NO.."
Branch Began To Panic.

"W-W-WHAT HAPPENED?!?"
Floyd Uncovered His Eyes, To See What Was Going On.

Bruce Sighed To Himself.
"Ya Know, It's Times Like This Where I'd Like To Say- FINNNLANDDDD!!!"

In The Heat Of The Moment, The Surfboard Instantly Went Down The Steep Hill That Lead The Brothers Down To Surf Throughout The Forest.

"WHOOOAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
The Brothers Screamed Together As They All Balanced The Surfboard.

Going At A Fast Pace, The Surfboard Went Through Bushes, Dirt Piles, And Avoided Hitting Any Tree Stumps.

Bitty Bruce Cheered Of Joy, Raising His Little Hands In The Air, Having The Time Of His Life.

"AH! AH! AH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!"
Branch Shouted As A Squirrel Was Attacking His Hair From One Of The Bushes.

"I'M UNDER MY BED I'M UNDER MY BED I'M UNDER MY BED!!!"
Floyd Screamed Out, Trying To Imagine Something Else Than This.

Coming Up, A Huge Tree Was In The Middle Of The Forest As The Surfboard Was Heading Straight For It.

John Dory Noticed The Tree Up Ahead.
"UHHHH OKAY THIS IS BAD ENOUGH- NO ONE SCREAM TREE!"

The Brothers Saw The Tree Coming Up And Had To Scream.
"TREEEEEEEE!!!!!! 🌳"

Using His Surfing Instincts, Bruce Grabbed Onto The Side Of The Surfboard And Steered Them Away From Hitting The Tree.

"NICE ONE BROTHER!"
John Dory Gave Bruce A High Five.

"UM JOHN, CAN WE ALSO YELL ROCK?"
Floyd Shouted, Gesturing To The Rock Coming Up At The Upcoming Edge.

"Shit-"
John Dory Knew They Were Fuqed From This.

Hitting The Rock, The Surfboard Shot High In The Air, Making The Brothers Pose In A Leaned Forward Position To Keep Their Balance In The Sky.

While Half Of The Brothers Were Leaned Forward, Meanwhile Was Trying To Avoid Looking, Branch Clinged Onto The Board For Dear Life, And Bitty Bruce Loving The Whole Thing.

Being In The Sky For A While, John Dory Admired The View From Up Top, Until He Noticed The Surfboard Was Headed Down Towards A Strange Area From What It Looked Like A Jungle Of Pineapples And Bananas.

"PINEAPPLES AND BANANASSS!!"
John Dory Screamed Out Loudly.

"Oh So We Can't Yet Tree Or Rock, But You Can Yell Pineapples AND Bananas? 🙄"
Clay Sassed, Getting An Attitude.

Bracing For Impact, The Surfboard Aimed Right Down Into The Strange Looking Fruit Jungle And...

💥 C R A S H ! 💥

~~~

~In The Jungle~

After Crashing From Their Dumb Stunt, The Brothers Moaned And Groaned As They Were All In A Pile From The Impact Of The Crash.

"Uggghhh.."
The Brothers Groan In Pain, Flopping Off Each Other And On The Ground.

Bitty Bruce Was On Top Of Bruce's Stomach, Giggling And Laughing From The Fun He Just Had.

John Dory Jumped Up Like Nothing Happened.
"YEAH! WOO! HAHAAAA! WHO'S UP FOR ROUND TWO?!?!?"

"-.-"
The Brothers Raise Their Heads Up And Glared Towards Their Square Brother.

"I Mean Ermmm...Is Everyone Okay?"
John Dory Switched To Caring Brother Mode.

"Oh Yeah We're Super Good And Alive John Dory, Thanks Thanks, Now I Have A Question For You 😊- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!"
Clay Began To Chase John Dory Around In A Circle.

"AAAAAAAA-"
John Dory Shrieked Like A Little Girl And Ran Away From Clay.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU JOHN! I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU! I'M GONNA STRIP YOU DOWN AND CLONE YOU, THEN KILL ALL YOUR CLONES!"
Clay Screamed Out As He Chased His Brother.

"TAKE IT EASY! TAKE IT EASY! CHILL CHILL! TIME OUT! TIME OUT!"
John Dory Tried To Hide Behind Bruce.

Clay Stood In Front Of Bruce, Trying To Grab John Dory.
"THEN IMMA DECOMPRESS YOUR SQUARE OF A HEAD INTO A CIRCLE, AND YOU'LL BE A GODDAMN PIZZIA PIE AND THEN I'M GONNA-"

Bruce Grabbed Clay And Held Him Up High In The Air.
"STOP IT- Now Look! This Isn't Helping Anything Due To The Fact That We're Probably Lost! So You Two Need To Stop Acting Like Dingbats Until We Get Straightened Out!"

Clay Got Put Down And Groaned To Himself Quietly.
"Hhhh- Okay Fine Fine You're Right Man. I Just Need To Relax...And Go To My Serious Boy Place.."

"That's Good Clay! A Complete Calming Atmosphere Is What We Need"
Floyd Said As He Inhaled And Exhaled.

"A Calming Atmosphere? Yeah With Us 5 In The Same Place, Impossible"
Branch Said As He Dusted Himself Off.

"C'mon Branch, Try It!"
Floyd Encouraged.

Joining Along, Branch And His Brothers Kept Quiet For A Moment As They Tried To Keep Calm And Breathe In A Relaxing Manner.

"Oh And We Probably Lost Rhonda Too"
John Dory Blurted Out.

"-.-"
The Brothers Glared At Their Older Brother For Ruining The Calmness.

John Dory Chuckled At Them.
"Don't Worry Ya'll, Rhonda Is Also A Great Tracker So She'll Sense Us Quicker Than A-"

"Shush!"
Clay Suddenly Shushed John Dory, As His Ear Twitched.

"He Just Shushed Me ☹️"
John Dory Whined And Frowned Like A Child.

Bruce Rubbed His Forehead.
"Look John, You Just Gotta Step Aside For A Second While We-"

"Shush!"
Clay Shushed Again, Hearing Something.

".....Don't You Shush Me!"
Bruce Said In A Fatherly Strict Voice.

"You Don't Hear That? Don't You Guys Hear That..?"
Clay Said Quietly, Trying To Hear.

As The Brothers Stayed Quiet And Tried To Listen As Well, The Sound Of Faint Music Playing Far Ahead.

Branch's Ear Twitched As Well.
"Music....That Means.."

"PEOPLE!"
The Brothers Shout Together As They All Began To Run.

Hearing The Music More, The Brothers Ran Throughout The Strange Jungle Of Pineapples And Bananas, Trying To See Where The Music Came From.

"I CAN HEAR IT MORE!"
Floyd Shouted.

"IF IT'S MUSIC, THAT MEANS PEOPLE! WE'LL BE SAVED!"
Clay Said.

"THEN WE'LL BE BACK ON THE ROAD! TOLD YOU GUYS WE'LL BE FINE! TOTALLY WAS WORTH THE SURFBOARDING!"
John Dory Said.

Branch's Ear Twitched More As He Heard The Music More.
"IT'S GETTING LOUDER! THIS WAY GUYS CMON!"

The Brothers Headed In Another Direction Quickly, As They Passed Through Tree Branchs Until One Accidentally Hit John Dory In The Nose.

"AWE- DAMN"
John Dory Fell Back On The Ground, Holding His Nose.

The Brothers Kept Running, Not Noticing John Dory Was A Little Behind And Hurting.

"MMMM- OW OW OW OW!"
John Dory Hit His Foot On A Rock.

"OUCH! WHAT THE HECK-"
John Dory Stepped On A Long Stick.

John Dory Didn't Look Where He Went And Got Into A Spider Web.
"ARGH-"

The Brothers Went Into Another Direction, Following The Music And Leaving John Dory Behind.

John Dory Tried To Wipe The Spider Web Off His Face.
"EW EW EW EW EW- D'OH!"

John Dory Accidentally Bumped His Head Into A Tree, Making Him Dizzy And Fell Back On The Ground.

From Hitting The Tree With His Big Ass Square Head, The Tree Began To Lean Down Towards Him.

"OH NO- NOOOOO!"
John Dory Hollered Out As The Tree Slammed Right On Top Of Him.

~~~

~On A Beach~

After Running Through The Jungle Of Pineapples Bananas And Coconut, The Brothers Reached To Where The Music Lead Them.

It Was An Island Beach Called "Surfside Bay", Where A Beautiful Tropical Beach Bay Of Sunny Skies And Ocean Waves 🌊 Were Around, As Well As Warm Sand And Breezy Palm Trees. 🌴

Not Only That, But Surfside Bay Was A Island Where Mostly Everything Was Made Out Of Tropical Fruit, From The Pineapple Banana And Coconut Jungle 🍍 🍌 🥥, To The The Inhabitants Who Were Called "Fruitimals", That Were A Hybrid Between Tropical Fruit And Numerous Types Of Animals.

The Brothers Glanced Around At The Sight Of Surfside Bay, Admiring It.
"Whoaaaa.."

On Surfside Bay, Every Day Was A Tropical Bay Day, Where The Fruitimals Surf And Enjoy Their Island In The Sun.

Hearing Where This Was Where The Music Came From, The Fruitimals Were All Singing A Medley For Their Tropical Paradise Home. 🏝

🎵 Hot summer streets! 🎵

🎵 And the pavements
are burning- 🎵

🎵 I sit around! 🎵

🎵 Trying to smile,
But the air is so heavy and dry! 🎵

Fruitimals Such As Mango Parrots 🥭, Kiwi Chameleons 🥝, Pear Peacocks 🍐 , Watermelon Hippos 🍉, Banana Dogs 🍌, And More All Sang And Danced In Chilled Our Harmony.

🎵 It's a cruel! 🎵

🎵 Cruel summer! 🎵

🎵 Leaving me here
on my own- 🎵

🎵 It's a cruel! 🎵

🎵 Cruel summer! 🎵

🎵 Now you're goneeee~ 🎵

The Brothers Walked More Around The Island As The Fruitimals Sang Their Medley, And Passed By Some Guava Chimpanzees Playing The Bongo Drums To A Song.

🎵 One loveeeee~ 🎵

🎵 What about
the one heart? 🎵
A Guava Chimpanzee Sang In A Smooth Soft Voice, Playing The Bongo.

🎵 One heeeeaaarrttt~ 🎵

🎵 Let's get together
and feel alrighttttt~ 🎵

One Of The Guava Chimpanzees Handed Each Of The Brothers A Refreshing Tropical Drink. 🍹

"Mmmm!"
The Brothers Say As They Sipped Their Drink, Loving The Refreshing Taste.

Over In The Ocean, The Passion Fruit Dolphins Were Jumping And Flipping In The Air As They Sung Out Loud, Doing Their Tricks.

🎵 Talk to me baby! 🎵

🎵 I'm goin' blind from this sweet-sweet cravin',
whoa-oh! 🎵

🎵 Let's lose our minds
and go crazy crazy! 🎵

🎵 I-I-I-I-I-I
keep on hopin' we'll eat
cake by the ocean! 🎵

Bitty Bruce Bopped His Head To The Singing Passion Fruit Dolphins, Wanting To Play With Them.

🎵 Walk for me,
baby! 🎵

🎵 I'll be Diddy,
you'll be Naomi,
whoa-oh! 🎵

🎵 Let's lose our minds
and go crazy crazy! 🎵

🎵 I-I-I-I-I-I
keep on hopin' we'll eat
cake by the ocean! 🎵

As The Fruitimals All Finished Their Medley, They Continued On With Their Beautiful Island Day In Fruity Paradise.

"Dang, This Place Is Fruitier Than Fruity! Makes Sense For Floyd"
Clay Blurted.

"Wait What?"
Floyd Glanced Over At Clay.

"Don't Worry About It-"
Clay Replied.

"Pineapple Banana Coconut Jungle...Fruit Hybrid Animals...MARGARITA DRINKS! What Is This Place?!"
Branch Wondered, As He Sipped His Drink.

"Welcome To Surfside Bay Mon! We Got The Sun Mon! The Ocean Mon! The Fruit Mon! And The Surfing~"
A Guava Chimpanzee Introduced And Handed Each Brother A Surfboard.

"Surfside Bay? Huh- Like Vacay Island...But Fruits....I LOVE IT!"
Bruce Said Excitedly.

Floyd Sniffed The Air.
"Mmmm! And It Smells Like Smoothies!"

"Welp! A Little Detour Won't Hurt- C'MON GUYS! WOOOO!!!"
Clay Quickly Ran Over To The Ocean.

"WAIT CLAY! YOU SAID BEFORE YOU'RE NOT A GREAT SWIMMER!"
Branch Shouted.

"AND YOU MENTIONED YOU AND POPPY NEVER DID THE HANKY PANKY SO KINDA BALANCES OUT"
Clay Shouted Back From The Water.

"Fair Enough- CANONBALL!"
Branch Leaped Into The Ocean In A Canonball Pose.

"Hey! Hey! Branch Come Over Here A Sec"
Clay Said.

Branch Rose From The Water And Swam Over Close To Clay.
"What Is It?"

"Does It Feel Like The Water Suddenly Got Warmer 👀"
Clay Bounced His Eyebrows At Branch.

"No?"
Branch Replied Back.

"Oh Yeah It's Pee That Makes The Water Warmer.."
Clay Remembered, As He Did Something Other Than Pee In The Water.

"Why Not Go Surfing Bruce?"
Floyd Suggested.

"Oo Good Idea Floyd! I Can Show You Guys How TRUE Surfing Is Than Just In A Forest"
Bruce Handed Bitty Bruce Over To Floyd And Grabbed A Surfboard.

"WOOO BRUCE!"
Floyd Cheered His Brother On, Holding Bitty Bruce In His Arms.

Bruce Held The Surfboard On The Side Of His Arm As He Backed Up To Get In A Position To Run.

"LET'S GO BRUCE! LET'S GO BRUCE! LET'S GO BRUCE!"
Clay And Branch Cheered On From The Water.

With A Deep Exhale, Bruce Began To Run His Way Over To The Ocean With His Surfboard, Ready To Take On The Waves.

Unexpectedly, As Bruce Ran Towards The Big Wave Coming To The Shore, It Crashed On Him And Knocked Him Into The Sky.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Floyd Screamed Out For His Brother Dramatically.

"BRUCEEEE!!!"
Clay And Branch Yelled Out, Seeing Their Brother In The Air.

Bruce Flung In The Air With His Surfboard, Failing To Surf The Wave.
"WHOAAAAAA, OH NOOOOOO-"

Due To His Total Wipeout, Bruce Landed Back On The Shore Of The Beach And Groaned In Pain From The Impact.

Floyd, As Well As Branch And Clay Getting Out Of The Water, All Rushed To Their Brother To Make Sure He Was Okay.

"Bruce!!"
Floyd Placed Bitty Bruce Down And Kneeled To Bruce.

"You Alright?!"
Branch Asked, Holding Bruce's Hand.

Bruce Groaned In Pain.
"Uggghhhh....How Much Of That Did You Guys See?"

"All Of It"
Clay Replied.

"Uh Huh And Um...How Much Did They See?"
Bruce Gestured To The Fruitimals.

"😦😦😦"
The Fruitimals Stopped Their Music As They Stared At What Just Happened To Bruce.

"Yeah, They Seen It All Too"
Clay Replied Again.

Clay And Branch Grabbed Bruce's Hands And Lifted Him Back Up On His Feet, Helping Him Dust Off.

"What Happened Bruce?!"
Floyd Asked, Concerned.

"I-I'm Not Sure...I'm Usually Always Great At Shredding Waves! Guess I'm Only Used To Vacay Island Ocean Waves"
Bruce Shrugged, Picking Up Bitty Bruce Who Reached For His Father.

"Are You Sure About That Mi Amigo?"
A Voice From Behind Blurted Out, In A Spanish Accent.

Bruce's Eyes Widen As He Remember That Familiar Voice.
"....I Know That Voice...Why Do I Know That Voice.."

Bron, (Voiced By "Bad Bunny"), Was A Muscled And Very Fit Muppet Vacaytioner From Vacay Island, Who Now Lived At Surfside Bay, And Who Is An Old Rival Of Bruce.

Bruce Turned Around And Looked Up Above At His Old Rival.
"Bron -.-"

Bron Shook His Head And Chuckled To Himself, Looking Down At Bruce.
"Ahhhh, Bruce My Old Friend! Looks Like This Beach Was A Little Too Mucb Beach For You Bruce"

Bruce Dusted Sand Off Himself.
"Well Bron, If I Wasn't Severely Injured Right Now I Would Beach You Right Now Bron -.-"

"Well I'll Beach Off With You Anyday Bruce"
Bron Bounced His Eyebrows.

"Hold My Baby Floyd-"
Bruce Handed Bitty Bruce To Floyd Again.

"Umm-"
Floyd Said, Confused Of What Was Happening.

"Alright Bron You're On, Let's Beach Off!"
Bruce Declared.

"Ummm Beach Who, What?"
Branch Said, Trying To Understand What's Going On.

Bron Picked Up Bruce In His Hand And Lifted Him Up To His Face.
"I'll Beach You And Your Little Friends Off At The Same Time!"

"You Don't Even Know How To Beach Your Own Self Off! How Are You Gonna Beach Me Off? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"
Bruce Raised His Voice.

"Why You Getting Emotional Bruce? It's Just Okay To Face That You Can't Beach Me Off!"
Bron Smirked At Bruce In A Competitive Manner.

"This Beaching Thing Sounds Like Something Else Totally Different- 🤨"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow, Thinking Inappropriately.

"WHOA WHOA- HEY!!!!!"
Branch Shouted Out Loud, Trying To Get Their Attention.

"...."
Bruce And Bron Stopped Talking At Each Other, And Looked Down At Branch.

"First Of All, No One's Beaching Anyone Off. Second- WHO THE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?!"
Branch Gestured At Bron.

"Right! Sorry- This Is Bron. My Old Rival -.-"
Bruce Crossed His Arms.

"Old Rival?"
Floyd Tilted His Head.

Bruce Nodded And Explained.
"Mhm. Back When I First Joined Vacay Island And Made It My Home, I Was Instantly Popular From My BroZone Status. But Turns Out, Before I Came Along-"

"-I Was The Star. I Was Vacay Island's Most Precious Vacaytioner! With My Chiseled Abs And Gorgeous Looks! I Was So Sólido And Fuerte! Until Mi Morado Amigo Here Came And Took My Spotlight -.-"
Bron Glared Over At Bruce.

"Ohhhh So Like, You Were The Heartthrob Of Vacay Island Before Bruce"
Clay Said.

"Sí! But No No Noooo, Bruce Here Had To Come And Steal It! From His ZoneDude!"
Bron Said.

"It's BroZone. And It's Not My Fault I Was So Dreamy And Still Am"
Bruce Said.

"And Then What Happened?"
Floyd Wondered.

Bruce Continued On.
"We Immediately Clashed Heads Over Who The Most Heartthrob Was! Every Day Was A Day To One Up Each Other In Which We Called....A BEACH OFF! Ya Know? Cause Vacay Island Is A Beach And-"

"We Get It"
Branch, Clay, And Floyd Reply, Rolling Their Eyes.

"Oh- Well Yeah! We Would Beach Off Constantly! Until One Day, We Reached A Tie Of The Beach Off And Bron Here Left His Vacay Island Home, To Train And Hopefully One Day Break The Tie"
Bruce Glanced Over At Bron.

"Ever Since Then, I Have Not Returned To My Island Casa..."
Bron Sniffed To Himself, For Sympathy.

"Awe"
Floyd Frowned, Getting Sensitive Inside.

"Don't Give Him Sympathy Floyd! It Was Totally Ridiculous For Him To Leave Cause Of That And Not Accept His Defeat"
Bruce Said.

"My Defeat?! It Was A Tie Hermano! And Plus, You're The Defeated One. I Can See Since The Last Time I Saw You, You Were Hefty! Now You're...Biggy"
Bron Tried To Mock Bruce's Appearance.

"Isn't That The Name Of One Of Your Friends"
Clay Whispered To Branch.

"Not Helping-"
Branch Whispered Back To Clay.

Bruce Looked At Himself, Compared To Bron.
"What Does This Matter? So What If I Settled Down And Had A Family Of 14! It's A Suitable Lifestyle"

"Yeah, Suitable For A Couch! HA! Man You Really Let Yourself Go Hermano. You Used To Have Abs To Boil Eggs On...Now It's Abs With Eggs In Them"
Bron Laughed To Himself, Placing Bruce Down On The Sand.

"Mmmm -.-"
Bruce Formed Fists, Getting Furious.

Clay Stood Up For His Brother.
"Listen Here Hispanic Muppet! Have You Know Bruce Is A Great Father ANNNND He's Perfectly Fine With His Settled Down Status!"

"So That Just Makes It Better To Claim My Win From That Tie Breaker"
Bron Smirked.

"It Does Not Bron! And You Know It"
Bruce Crossed His Arms.

"Do I Now? And Just How Do Suppose To Settle That Tie Breaker Since It's Not My Win"
Bron Questioned.

"I'll Tell You How....A Final Beach Off"
Bruce Dramatically Said In A Firm Way.

"WHAT?!"
Floyd Blurted Out.

"OH HO HOOOO! A FINAL BEACH OFF?! Bruce, Amigo, You're Just Asking For A Loss. But Hey, Who Am I To Judge? Oh Wait! The Judges Will Once I Beat Your Couch Sitting Butt"
Bron Poked Bruce's Stomach With His Big Finger.

Bruce Pushed Away Bron's Finger.
"Ugggh! WE BEACH OFF IN 10 MINUTES!"

Bron Shrugged And Began To Walk Off.
"Alright! And Don't Forget To Take Your Pills. Get It? CAUSE YOU'RE AN OLD MAN WITH A DAD BOD! HAHAHAAAA! Oh Man I'm One Bad Bunny. Even Though I'm Not A Bunny"

"I Get It -.-"
Bruce Growled His Teeth Annoyed At Bron.

"ADIOSSSS DAD BOD DIGGSSSSS"
Bron Laughed As He Walked Off From The Brothers.

Floyd Came Up Beside Bruce.
"Um Bro, What Are You Doing???"

"I'm Gonna Beach The Living Puppetry Off That Guy Is What I'm Gonna Do!"
Bruce Replied.

"But You Don't Need To! You Got Better Things In Your Life Now Than Breaking Some Competition Tie From Decades Ago! Like Your Son!"
Floyd Held Up Bitty Bruce.

"And I Know My Son Would Want Me To Do This! I Can't Have Him Know His Dad Is A Quitter"
Bruce Played With Bitty Bruce's Little Fingers For A Second.

"Is He Really Worth It Though Man?"
Clay Said.

"In My BroZone Years, John Always Treated Me Like If I Needed To Always Be The Perfect Fit Guy. And Since I Been To Vacay Island, Bron Pushed My FAAAR Worse Than John! And I'm Not Gonna Let Him Know That He's Won Against The Heartthrob!"
Bruce Told His Brothers.

Branch Suddenly Remembered Something.
"Speaking Of Which- Where Is John?"

Finally Coming Out Of The Jungle, John Dory Arrived On The Beach Of Surfside Bay And Wiped Off Himself From The Spider Web.

"BLEUGH! Hate Spiders! YEAH THANKS A LOT GUYS FOR WAITING UP! REEEAAALLLYYY APPRECIATE IT!"
John Dory Said Sarcastically At His Brothers.

"You're Still A Walking, Talking, Living Square So You're Fine"
Clay Shrugged.

"Whatever- Where Even Are We?! Why's There Mammal Looking Fruit Everywhere?!"
John Dory Gestured.

"It Matches The Fruity Nature Of Floyd So It's Fine"
Clay Blurted.

"I Still Don't Get What That's Supposed To Mean-"
Floyd Said Confused.

"Well I'm Gonna Get To The Bottom Of Whoever Is In Charge Of This Fruit Fest- HEYYYYY YOU FRUITS OUT HERE! HI! LOCAL SQUAREHEAD HERE"
John Dory Shouted Out, Greeting.

The Fruitimals All Turned Their Attention To John Dory, Confused Of Him But Curious Of What He Wanted.

John Dory Continued On.
"MY BROTHERS AND I ARE COMING A LONG WAY FROM HOME, AND ARE TRYING TO MAKE IT TO A WEDDING! BUT WE LOST OUR ARMADILLO WAY OF TRAVEL. SO I DON'T KNOW WHO CAN HELP US BRING US TO OUR ARMADILLO BUS SO WE CAN SKIDDALE BACK ON THE ROAD! SO IF YOU CAN JUST BE SO KIND-"

As John Dory Spoke, The Brothers Didn't Really Listen Until They Noticed A Spider Crawling On The Back Of John Dory.

"O_________O"
The Brothers Flinched Quietly At The Spider Crawling On John Dory.

"...."
Clay Slowly Lifted Up A Stick.

"AND TO HELP US WITH OUR ISSUE THEN WE'LL JUST UH..."
John Dory Started To Feel Something On His Back And Turned His Head.

"Well Howdy Do! 🕷 🤠"
The Spider Greeted To John Dory Casually On His Shoulder.

"................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
John Dory Screamed And Shrieked The Loudest He Has Ever Before.

"AH! HELP ME! HELP ME! SPIDER ON MY BACK! SPIDER ON MY BACK! HELP! HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
John Dory Yelled, Waving His Arms In The Air Like A Maniac.

Clay Immediately Started To Whack John Dory Rapidly With The Stick, To Get The Spider And An Excuse To Hit Him.

"WHOA! WHOA!"
The Other Brothers Watched As Clay Whacked John Dory, Looking Out For The Spider.

"GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT 😰 🕷"
The Spider Freaked Out As Well For Some Reason, As It Waa Already Off Of John Dory's Back.

"👁👄👁"
The Fruitimals Just Watched This Idiots Freak Out And Act Foolish.

"HA! HA! HA!"
Clay Kept Repeatedly Whacking John Dory On The Sand With The Stick.

"OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! ENOUGH-"
John Dory Grabbed The Stick From Clay And Threw It Away.

"I Think He Got It!"
Floyd Examined Arouns John Dory.

"IS IT STILL ON ME?! I HATE SPIDER BLEEEUGHHH!"
John Dory Shivered Uncomfortably.

Bruce Rubbed John Dory's Back In A Comforting Manner.
"It's Okay, It's Gone"

"I Guess We Can All Agree, Beside A CPA, I Am Also A Great Exterminator 😌"
Clay Proudly Told Himself.

"You Almost Exterminated ME!!! -.-"
John Dory Glared At Clay,

"Exxxxactly 😌"
Clay Kept Smiling Proud.

"Well, Now That That's Out The Way, I Have A Beach Off To Win! And Floyd, I Need You As My Coach"
Bruce Told Them.

"ME??!?!"
Floyd Pointed At Himself.

"FLOYD?!?!?!"
Branch And Clay Said, Dropping John Dory From Their Hands, After Trying To Help Him Up.

"DAMN-"
John Dory Flopped Back On The Sand.

"What? He's Fair And Balanced"
Bruce Shrugged.

"WELL- Oh? Really? Huh, Thank You"
Floyd Felt Good About Himself From That.

"You're Welcome, NOW C'MON!"
Bruce Grabbed Floyd's Arm, And Ran Off To Do The Beach Off.

"YOI-"
Floyd Yelped Out From Being Yanked Off With Bruce.

"WAIT!"
Branch Yelled Out.

"WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!?"
Clay Shouted Out.

"TAKE CARE OF BITTY BRUCEEEEE"
Bruce Shouted Out From Afar.

"O_____O"
Branch And Clay Looked At Each Other Then Glanced Down At Bitty Bruce.

"😊 👺 😊"
Bitty Bruce Smiled Cutely And Innocently, While Also Knowing He Would Make It Hard For His Two Uncles.

Branch Picked Up Bitty Bruce In His Arms, Walking Off.
"Hhhhh...Well, It's Just You And Us Bitty Bruce"

Clay Sighed Deeply, As He Grabbed Bitty Bruce's Baby Bag, And Followed After Branch From Behind.

John Dory Managed To Stand Up On His Own, Straightening Himself.
"Some Respect Huh 🙄, Leaving Me To Have Trees Fall On Me, Beating Me With Sticks, Why Must It Be A Hard Knock Square Like For-"

"HEY!"
One Of The Mango Parrots Flew Down To John Dory's Side. 🥭 🦜

"AAAAHHHH!! Oh- Hey Fruit Loops Bird"
John Dory Greeted.

The Mango Parrot Got On John Dory's Shoulder.
"I Saw How You Handled The Spider Situation Minutes Ago And I Gotta Say-"

"What? That I'm A Lunatic Afraid Of Spiders? Then You'll Call Me Eric And Say iTs oKaY iTs oKAy"
John Dory Used A Mocking Voice.

"No No! I'm Talking About The FIERCE In Your Scream And Face When It Happened! It Was So...FIRM!"
The Mango Parrot Said.

"Oh? Why Thank You! I Do Try To Stay Actively Firm If I Do Say So Myself"
John Dory Patted His Chest.

"Well That's The Kind Of Energy We Could Use For Our Open Lifeguard Position! Someone Who's Fierce And Ready To Take Charge To Save A Life Here At Surfside Bay!"
The Mango Parrot Explained.

"Me?! A Lifeguard?! Whoa...Then Some People Would Actually Respect Me.."
John Dory Gasped To Himself.

"Yup! And You Even Get Your Own Whistle!"
The Mango Parrot Added.

"MY OWN WHISTLE?!?!? 🤩"
John Dory's Eyes Sparkled.

"Well? 👀 Will Ya Take The Position?"
The Mango Parrot Nudged Him.

"HECK YEAH! But Wait- It Looks Like You Guys Already Have Someone"
John Dory Gestured At The Banana Dog On The Lifeguard Tower.

The Mango Parrot Grabbed A Rock A Threw It At The Banana Dog To Knock It Unconscious Or Possibly Kill It.

"OI-"
The Banana Dog Yelped And Fell Off The Tower.

"Oh Lookie! Just Opened Up!"
The Mango Parrot Gestured.

John Dory Smirked And Ripped Off His Regular Clothing, And Appeared In A Lifeguard Outfit Uniform With A Cap, Shades, And A Glorious Whistle, Ready For Lifeguard Duty.

~~~

~By The Shore~

Agreeing And Also Forced To Babysit Bitty Bruce, Branch And Clay Sat By The Beach's Shore As They Tried To Keep Bitty Bruce Entertained For A While.

"Okay, Try This One Bitty Bruce! 🫧"
Clay Made His Saliva Make A Spit Bubble On His Mouth.

Bitty Bruce Laughed At Clay's Silly Spit Bubble And Reached To Pop It, Making Them Both Laughed.

Branch Looked Through The Baby Bag Bruce Left For Them.
"Alright, Babysitting Shouldn't Be Too Hard! I've Once Babysat My Friend's Worm"

"Oh Yeah? How'd That Go?"
Clay Asked.

"Well....Might Have Sorta Lost Him And He Ended Up In My Bunker Where He Tried To Make Love To My Remote Control Son"
Branch Rubbed His Shoulder.

Clay Blinked And Raised An Eyebrow.
"Did That Really Happen...Or Was That Just Part Of A 2D Animated Series Lucid Dream You Had"

"Who Knows Man, Who Knows How Our Timeline Works 🤷‍♂️"
Branch Shrugged.

Branch Continued To Dig Through The Baby Bag, Until He Finally Found A Paper List Of Things Bitty Bruce Likes.

"Here It Is! Okay, On This List, It Says One Of Bitty Bruce's Favorite Things Is Hearing His Favorite Annoying Catchy Song?"
Branch Read From The List, Pointing At It.

"I Can Only Imagine How Annoying It Is"
Clay Said.

Branch Glanced At The Lyrics And Began To Sing It.
"Here It Goes.....BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO! BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO! BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO, BITTY BRUCE!"

"-.-"
Bitty Bruce Didn't Like Branch Singing His Favorite Song, And Glared At Him.

"Seriously?! He Won't Even Let Me Sing His Song???"
Branch Said.

Clay Snatched The Paper From Branch.
"Here Lemme Try, Ahem...BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO! BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO! BITTY BRUCE DO DO DO DO DO DO, BITTY BRUCE!"

Changing His Mood When Clay Sang, Bitty Bruce Cooed And Grinned Wide At Clay Singing His Favorite Song.

"OH C'MON!"
Branch Pouted To Himself.

"Sorry Dude, Even Babies Can't Resist The Fun Boy Energy!"
Clay Said.

"Aren't You Supposed To Be Serious Boy Now?"
Branch Questioned.

"OH YEAH RIGHT! UHM- 😐 Serious Now"
Clay Straightened His Face To A Serious One.

"Next Thing He Likes Is His Favorite Blow Up Ball Toy! I Guess It's This"
Branch Held Up A Deflated Bouncy Ball.

"Huh- Guess We Gotta Blow It Up"
Clay Grabbed The Deflated Bouncy Ball.

Branch Looked At The Instructions Sheet.
"Okay Instructions To Blowing Up The Ball, First, Stand Firmly On The Ground"

Clay Stood Firmly On The Sand.
"Check!"

"Next, Blow Up The Bouncy Ball To Maximum Size"
Branch Instructed.

Clay Blew Into The Deflated Bouncy Ball And Made It A Big Enough Size.
"Check!"

"Next, Hold The Ball Firmly Under Your Arm"
Branch Instructed.

Clay Placed The Ball Under His Arm Firmly, But Too Firmly, Causing The Ball To Pop And Burst Into Pieces.

"•____•"
Clay Realized The Stupid Thing He Just Did.

"👁👄👁"
Bitty Bruce Just Stared At His Lemon Lime Haired Uncle.

"Then We Just Bounce The Ball! Okay Clay, You Got That? Clay?"
Branch Turned Back Over To Clay.

"Ummm...."
Clay Looked Dumbfounded At The Broken Ball Pieces Around Him.

"._________."
Branch Blinked At His Older Brother, Knowing He Was An Idiot.

".....It Burst Like That One Butt Pimple I Had In High School 😁"
Clay Grinned Innocently.

"Well Nice Going CUDI!"
Branch Put His Hands On His Hips.

"What's That Supposed To Mean?!?"
Clay Said.

"You Ruined Our Baby's Playtime With Your Idiotic Brain!"
Branch Said.

"OUR BABY??? EXCUSE ME SIR, I BELIEVE I WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY FIRST SO HE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY!"
Clay Said Back.

"OH REALLY??? HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THE REST OF OUR FAMILY KNOWING OUR POOKIE BEAR OF A BABY IS SAD!"
Branch Said.

"I'LL EXPLAIN IT BY LOVING HIM AND NUTURING HIM! UNLIKE YOU, WHO I FEEL LIKE ISN'T FULLY COMMITTED ON THIS BABY SITTING RELATIONSHIP!"
Clay Said.

"UGH! HOW DARE YOU-"
Branch Said, Holding His Heart.

"✋️ TALK TO THE HAND BABE, You Keep This Up This Behavior And I'll Put You On Child Support 🙄 💅"
Clay Checked His Non-Existent Nails With Sass.

"WHA- I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!"
Branch Said.

"OHHHH BUT YOU CAN AFFORD CHEAP VESTS AND TIGHT SHORTS! I SEEN YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT! YOU'RE SPENDING MILLIONS!"
Clay Told Branch.

"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY MONEY ON WORTHLESS THINGS SUCH AS SWEATER ROMPERS!"
Branch Said.

Clay Gasped In A Feminine Way, Holding His Face Like A Gasp.
"OH MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T 😱"

"I SURE DID HONEY- 🙄 💅"
Branch Said With Sass.

"NOW I'M HAVING A DRAMATIC BREAKTHROUGH AS A PARENT! 😓"
Clay Hyperventilated And Fanned Himself With His Hands.

As Branch And Clay Continued Their Odd Argument As If They Were Acting As Two Dads And Parents, Bitty Bruce Turned His Attention To Something Else And Crawled Away.

"THAT'S IT! I'M WANT A DIVORCE FROM THIS RELATIONSHIP!"
Clay Demanded.

"FINE! WELL YOU GOT IT SKINNY LEGS! AND BY THE WAY, WE BOTH KNOW THAT HAIR OF YOURS IS A DYED WEAVE!"
Branch Pointed At Clay's Hair.

"YOU DIDN'TTTTT 😱"
Clay Gasped Dramatically Again.

"I SURE DID BABE ✋️"
Branch Put His Hand Up At Clay.

Clay Marched Into Branch's Face.
"YOU KNOW WHAT-"

Branch Stopped Clay At Sudden.
"Wait Hold On- Where's Bitty Bruce?"

Noticing Bitty Bruce Was Gone, Branch And Clay Looked Around Where They Were Standing For Him.

"OH NO- MY POOR BABY IS GONEEEEE! I'VE FAILED AS A PARENT!!"
Clay Screamed Out As He Was Worrysome.

"Orrr.."
Branch Turned Clay's Face Up To Ahead Of Them.

From Afar, Bitty Bruce Was Squealing In Excitement As He Was Riding On The Back Of A Dragonfruit Lizard, Who Was Taking Him Back To His Habitat.

Branch's Pupils Shrunk Down Tiny.
"That Cute Lizard Is Gonna Eat Bitty Bruce •_•"

Clay Patted Branch's Shoulder.
"Welp Branch, We're Murders. I Guess That Means You'll Be Going To Timberlake Hell"

~~~

~Meanwhile~

Around Surfside Bay, Bruce And Bron Were Preparing And Warming Up To Get Ready For Their Beach Off Competition To Break Their Tie.

Bruce Warmer Up By Doing Some Stretches And Hip Swivels, To Get Set And Ready To Compete, While Bron Did Push Ups And Sit Ups To Prepare.

"Bruce, C'mon Man, You Don't Need To Do This. It's Not Worth It"
Floyd Said, Beside His Brother.

"Not Worth It To Defend My Title AND Dignity?! Yeah, Sure"
Bruce Said.

"But You Don't Have To Prove Anything To This Guy!"
Floyd Gestured To Bron.

Bron Lowered His Head Down To The Two Brothers.
"Yeah Bruce, Listen To Your Hermanooooo, You Don't Gotta Prove It! Just Lose, Accept The Defeat, And Continue Nursing Your Kids At Home"

"Ugghh! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN NURSED AND BREAST FED!"
Bruce Blurted Out.

"...."
The Fruitimals Over Heard This And Stared At Bruce Awkwardly.

"....NOT BY ME OF COURSE! BY MY WIFE! WHO DID THE BREAST FEEDING WITH HER UM...UGH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
Bruce Crossed His Arms.

"Whoa, Chill Bro"
Floyd Said In A Comforting Voice.

"See What Happens When I'm Around This Guy?! I Lose My Train Of Thought And He Gets Under My Skin! I'm Not Letting Him This Time Though, I'm Ending This Beach Off And Dedicating This Win To My Family!"
Bruce Stated Determined.

Floyd Sighed To Himself.
"Hhhh...Well Since There's Clearly No Way On Stopping You, I'll Just Be Your Moral Support Guy"

"Thanks Floyd! And Our Referee"
Bruce Said.

"Wait What?!"
Floyd Said.

"Yep, You Gotta Keep Track Of Our Score"
Bruce Told His Brother.

"Oh How Rewarding .___."
Floyd Said Sarcastically.

Bron Leaned Down To The Brothers.
"Are We Gonna Start This Beach Off Or Are You Too Gonna Stand There And Kiss?"

"SHUT UP BRON- UGGGGH! LET'S DO THIS FLOYD!"
Bruce Shouted.

"Kiss?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"NO I- THE BEACH OFF!!"
Bruce Said Back.

"OH RIGHT! OKAY UHHHH LET'S BEGIN!"
Floyd Annonced Out Loud.

Bruce And Bron Got In Their Starting Positions And Prepared To Beach Each Other Off, As They Competitively Glared At One Another.

"THE BEACH OFF BEGINS....NOW!"
Floyd Gave Off The Signal To Start.

🌴 🥊 T H E
B E A C H O F F 🥊 🌴

Round 1: Race To The Pineapple Palm Tree Backwards!

Racing And Dashing Off To The Nearest Pineapple Palm Tree, Bruce And Bron Ran Backwards To See Who Could Make It First With Their Back Turned, Leading To Bron Winning.

"WINNER! BRON!"
Floyd Shouted Out.

"DAMMIT-"
Bruce Blurted Out.

"HA! TOMA ESA PERRA PÚRPURA!"
Bron Said At Bruce, Laughing To Himself.

Round 2: Sand Drawing Contest!

Heading To The Shore, Bruce And Bron Quickly Tried To Draw A Piece Of Art In The Sand, But With Bron Struggling, It Lead To Bruce Winning With A Sand Drawing Of BroZone.

"WINNER! BRUCE!"
Floyd Shouted Out.

"YESSSSS!!! WOO WOO!"
Bruce Belly Danced Over His Victory.

"UGH! ESTA ESTÚPIDA CULO MADRE ARENA!"
Bron Punched The Sand Angrily.

Round 3: Flip Off!

In The Flip Off Competition, Bruce And Bron Had To Pull Off The Best Front Or Back Flip To Reach The Highest Point, With Bruce Receiving A 9.6 And Bron A 9.9.

"WINNER! BRON!"
Floyd Shouted Out.

Round 4: Drink Alamode!

In This Competition, Bruce And Bron Had To Drink The Most Virgin Pina Coladas And See Who Can Last Longer, Leading To Bruce Drinking The Most.

"WINNER BRUCE!"
Floyd Shouted Out.

Round 5: Rock, Paper, Scissor, BERGEN!

In The Next Competition, Bruce And Bron Played The Game Of Rock, Paper, Scissor, BERGEN! Leading To Bron Winning By Using The Bergen Technique On Bruce.

"WINNER! BRON!"
Floyd Shouted Out.

As Both Bruce And Bron Kept Competing Through All The Rounds, Floyd Kept Tracking The Score Of Who Was To Win.

Floyd Shouted Out The Winners For The Next Dozens Of Rounds.
"BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! BRUCE! BRON! MOTHERFRICKIN BRUCEEE AND GODDAMNNN BRONNNNN!!!"

~~~

~~~

After 579 Rounds Of Their Beach Off Competition, Floyd Layed Out On The Sand Tired From Being Their Referee, But Bruce And Bron Were Still Urging To Compete.

"FLOYD! FLOYD! CMON MAN GET UP!"
Bruce Shook Floyd Rapidly.

"But Grandmaaaa...I Don't Wanna Wake Up Earlyyy...It's Not A School Daaaay 😵‍💫..."
Floyd Said In His Tired Voice And Dizziness.

"GET UP!"
Bruce Slapped Floyd Across The Face.

"AH- BOOM I LOVE YOUR SKITTLE HAIR!"
Floyd Blurted Out As He Woke Up.

"What? Dude, Cmon! We Gotta Finish This Beach Off!"
Bruce Helped Floyd Stand Up.

"Or Just Take The L And Ascend Like A SpongeBob Meme"
Bron Suggested.

"Not Happening Bron -.-"
Bruce Crossed His Arms.

Floyd Looked At A Paper List.
"Well, According To The Beach Off List, We Did All The Rounds And The Scoring Comes Up To.."

Bruce And Bron Anticipated What Floyd Would Say To The Results Of The Beach Off Competition.

"......A Tie"
Floyd Blurted Out Dramatically.

"NO!!!! UGHHHH"
Bruce And Bron Groaned Together In Frustration.

"A Tie Again?!! I'm Not Settling With This!"
Bruce Demanded.

"Same Here. So You Know What This Means"
Bron Looked Down At Bruce.

"Oh I Believe I Do -.-"
Bruce Glared Up At Bron.

"We Meet Here In Half An Hour"
Bron Told Bruce As He Began To Walk Away From The Brothers.

"Uhhh What Does He Mean And Also What Do You Mean?!"
Floyd Questioned Bruce.

Bruce Turned To Floyd And Explained.
"Well, The Final Round Of A Beach Off If There Is A Tie, The Competitors Must Battle It Out With....Their Most Special Skill"

~~~

~On The Lifeguard Tower~

Taking In His New Position With Pride, John Dory Was On Top Of The Lifeguard Tower Of Surfside Bay On The Beach, Keeping A Watchful Eye Out For Danger.

John Dory Exhaled Of Relief.
"Man, Being A Lifeguard Is The Easiest Thing! Save Someone's Life And Then Get Praise For It- Imma Totally Eat This Job Up 😌 Or ATE As The Young Folks Say"

Glancing Up Ahead, A Guava Chimpanzee Jumped In The Water Innocently For A Dive, Catching John Dory's Attention.

"GASP! THAT GUY JUMPED IN THE WATER AND IS PROBABLY GONNA DROWN!!!"
John Dory Pointed Up Ahead And Jumped Down From The Tower.

With A Great Amount Of Stupid Courage, John Dory Rushed Over To The Water And Dived In To The The Guava Chimpanzee, Whom He Thought Was "Drowning".

"I GOTCHA! DON'T WORRY IMMA SAVE YOU!"
John Dory Swam And Grabbed The Guava Chimpanzee.

"WH-WHAT?! HEY WHAT ARE YOU-"
The Guava Chimpanzee Said Confused.

"I'LL BRING YOU BACK TO SHORE!"
John Dory Started To Swim Back To The Shore.

"NO BUT I-"
The Guava Chimpanzee Said.

Coming Back On The Shore, John Dory Brought The Guava Chimpanzee Back On The Sand And Tried To Give Him CPR.

"BREATHE DARN YOU!!! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! 👊"
John Dory Rapidly Punched The Guava Chimpanzee's Stomach.

The Guava Chimpanzee Yelped And Pushed John Dory Away.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-"

"JUST BREATHE SIR! YOU CAN'T TALK IT'LL RUIN YOUR REMAINING OXYGEN!"
John Dory Said.

"BUT I'M NOT-"
The Guava Chimpanzee Said.

"AND NOW FOR MOUTH TO MOUTH!"
John Dory Blurted.

"MOUTH TO WHAT!?!?!?!"
The Guava Chimpanzee's Eyes Widen.

John Dory Took In A Deep Breath Of Air And Placed His Lips Over The Guava Chimpanzee To Give Him Mouth To Mouth Oxygen.

The Guava Chimpanzee Pushed John Dory Off Of Him.
"GET OFF OF ME YOU JACKASS-"

"JUST RELAX SIRRRR'
John Dory Inhaled And Gave The Guava Chimpanzee More Mouth To Mouth.

John Dory Finished And Moved Away, Smacking His Lips.
"Mmm- You Actually Taste Tangy"

"THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE?!?!?!"
The Guava Chimpanzee Got Up And Ran As Far Away From John Dory.

"YOU'RE WELCOMEEEE! It's All Part Of The Job 😌"
John Dory Stood Up, Feeling Proud Of Himself.

Looking Back At The Ocean, John Dory Looked Closely And Noticed A Shark Fin Pointing Out Of The Water.

John Dory's Jaw Dropped And Screamed Out Loud.
"SHAAAAARKKKKKK!!!!! I'LL SAVE EVERYONEEEEE!!!"

John Dory Immediately Ran Back To The Ocean, Ready Go Take On The Shark Until He Got A Sudden Charlie Horse On His Thigh.

"ARGH- SON OF A BITCH-"
John Dory Yelped Out And Fell Back Into The Water In Pain.

"HELP MEEEE!!! SQUARE LIFEGUARD IN PAAAAINNNN!!! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWINGGGG!!!"
John Dory Reached One Hand Out The Water As He Slowly Drowned.

"......"
The Fruitimals Just Watched The Square Drown, Not Doing Anything To Help Him.

The Mango Parrot Flew Over To The Ocean, And Grabbed John Dory's Hand With His Feet, Bringing Him Back To Shore.

John Dory Puked Out Some Water And Coughed A Little.
"WHEW! HHH HHH...Thanks Man!"

"No Problem ☺️, You're Fired"
The Mango Parrot Told John Dory.

John Dory Got Snatched Out Of His Lifeguard Uniform And Blurted.
"Shit-"

~~~

~In The Jungle~

After Losing Bitty Bruce, Branch And Clay Followed The Trail Of The Dragonfruit Lizard To It's Habitat In One Of The Giant Coconuts Of The Island.

Peaking Through The Crack Of The Coconut, The Two Brothers Noticed The Dragonfruit Lizard Was Cuddling Bitty Bruce In A Circle, As It Was Sleeping.

"Oh God...He's Got Bitty Bruce Surrounded.."
Branch Gestured To Inside.

"☺️ 👋"
Bitty Bruce Waved Innocently His Two Uncles From Inside The Coconut Habitat.

Branch Turned Over To Clay.
"Okay Here's The Plan. You Rush In There, Grab Bitty Bruce, And Peel Out! Got Tha Clay? GO!"

"I'M NOT DOING THAT-"
Clay Blurted Out.

"Well I'm Not Either- THERE'S A LIZARD HYBRID OF A DRAGONFRUIT IN THERE!"
Branch Said Back.

"I Can't Bare To Lose Our Sweet Precious Dumpling Baby Boyyyy 🥺"
Clay Gave The Cutsey Eyes.

"You Can Cut Out The Parenting Act Now ._."
Branch Told Clay.

"I'm Sensing You're Not Fully Committed In This Marriage Sir 🙄 💅"
Clay Sassed In A Zesty Way.

"CLAY!"
Branch Grabbed Clay's Face.

"OKAY OKAY"
Clay Straightened Himself Up.

"My 2nd Plan, Is We Can Just Sneak In There, Tranquilize The Lizard, Grab Bitty Bruce Then We're Back Before Bruce Kills Us!"
Branch Explained As He Held Up A Tranquilizer Needle. 💉

"You Just Carry A Tranquilizer Needle Around With You?"
Clay Questioned.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother.
"You Don't? 🤨"

~~~

Inside The Coconut Habitat, Branch And Clay Quietly And Carefully Tip Toed Through The Crack, To Make Their Way To Bitty Bruce.

Clay Sniffed Around The Area.
"It Smells Like Coco....And Nuts"

"Gee Clay, We Definitely Aren't Inside A Giant Coconut Now Are We? -.-"
Branch Glared Over At His Brother With Sarcasm.

Making It Over To The Corner Where The Dragonfruit Lizard Sleep Around Bitty Bruce, Clay And Branch Stayed Quiet Before Grabbing Him.

Bitty Bruce Clapped His Hands Happily And Smiled As If He Wanted To Play Now.

"Shhhhh!"
Branch And Clay Immediately Shushed Bitty Bruce's Clapping.

"🥺😣"
Bitty Bruce Got Sad In The Eyes, As If He Was About To Start Crying.

Branch Noticed This And Quickly Reached Into The Baby Bag And Gave Bitty Bruce A Packet Of Yogurt To Suck On.

"Phew.."
Branch And Clay Sighed Of Relief.

Branch Took Out The Tranquilizer Needle And Aimed At The Dragonfruit Lizard.
"See Clay, The Most Important Part Of A Heist Is To Be Aware Of Potential Dangers....In Which, I Have Predicted This Lizard Will Be And I Shall Now Tranquilize It"

Before Branch Could Tranquilize The Dragonfruit Lizard, Bitty Bruce Accidentally Was Sucking On His Yogurt Messily And Dripped Some On It's Nose.

The Dragonfruit Lizard Instantly Woke Up Growling And Leaped At Branch To Attack Him.

"AH! AH AH AH AH!"
Branch Fell Back From The Dragonfruit Lizard Attacking His Face.

Due To This, Branch Flung Up The Tranquilizer Needle From His Hand, Losing It And Making It Fall Down On His Butt.

"AAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Branch Shrieked Out From The Needle In His Butt.

Branch Threw The Dragonfruit Lizard Off Himself And It Flung Into Clay, Running Wild Through His Lime Hair.

"AAH!! NO NO NO MY BEAUTIFUL LIME HAIRRRR!!! VIVA WILL KILL ME IF IT'S MESSED UP!!!!"
Clay Sprinted Around With The Dragonfruit Lizard Attacking His Hair.

"I TRANQUILIZED MYSELF.."
Branch Started To Lose Feeling In His Legs And Flopped To The Ground.

"🤣"
Bitty Bruce Laughed At His Uncle Getting Hurt And Got Entertained By It.

"GET OFF DEMON!!!"
Clay Threw The Dragonfruit Lizard Off And Hit The Wall.

The Dragonfruit Lizard Got Back Up On It's Feet, And Took A Glance At Bitty Bruce Laughing, And Charged At Him.

Branch Noticed This, Thinking It Would Attack His Nephew.
"NOOOOOOOO-"

Bitty Bruce Casually Shoved The Yogurt Pouch In The Dragonfruit Lizard's Mouth, Making It Suck On It, And Enjoying It.

"WHAT-!?!?"
Branch Reached To That.

Bitty Bruce Laughed And Snuggled Into The Dragonfruit Lizard As It Enjoyed The Yogurt.

"Awwwww, Our Baby Boy Is Growing Up Branch 🥹"
Clay Said, Getting Cutsey Teary Eyed.

"CLAY!!!!!"
Branch Yelled Out At His Brother.

"OH- RIGHT!"
Clay Snapped Out Of It.

Clay Leaped Over At Bitty Bruce And The Dragonfruit Lizard, Getting Bitty Bruce Safe In His Big Hair.

"GOT HIM!"
Clay Patted His Wild Green Hair.

"Great- NOW GET ME!"
Branch Said As He Wiggled His Tranquilized Leg.

Clay Rushed Over To Branch, Picking Him Up And Holding Him In His Arms Bridal Style, And Ran Out The Coconut Habitat Before The Dragonfruit Lizard Saw Them.

~~~

~Back On The Beach~

Laying Out On The Sand On His Back, Bruce Struggled To Think Of A Special Skill He Could Use To Win The Beach Off.

"Turns Out I Don't Have A Special Skill"
Bruce Realized To Himself.

"Don't Say That Bruce! And Don't Be Sad About It"
Floyd Rubbed Bruce's Shoulder.

"Why Not?"
Bruce Asked.

"....I Don't Really Have A Good Answer"
Floyd Replied, Still Trying To Be Positive.

John Dory Came Back Over To His Brothers Casually, Like He Didn't Just Have A Chaotic Lifeguard Job.

"And Where Have You Been All This Time?"
Floyd Questioned His Older Brother.

"Got Fired From My Lifeguard Job"
John Dory Replied Casually.

Floyd Raised His Eyebrow But Shrugged.
"Sounds About Right"

Branch And Clay Rushed Back To Their Other Brothers, Out Of Breath.
"WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE BACK!"

"And How Has Babysitting Been For You Two?"
Floyd Questioned.

Branch Scoffed At That.
"Oh- Pfft! Great! Knocked It Outta The Park With Absolutely No Problematic Situations!"

"STOP ASKING THINGS-"
Clay Blurted Out.

"O____O Okaaaay.."
Floyd Backed Off With His Hands Up.

"Finally! I Could Use Some Cute Baby Encouragement From My Son!"
Bruce Got Up Off The Sand.

"Nooo Problem!"
Clay Replied.

Clay And Branch Turned To The Opposite Side And Branch Reached In Clay's Hair To Take Out Bitty Bruce.

Branch Held Out The Baby And Realized Something About It.
"Uh Clay....Why Does Bitty Bruce Look Like He Morphed Into A Dragonfruit Lizard Baby?"

Turns Out, Back When They Were Rushing To Leave The Coconut Habitat, Clay Accidentally Grabbed The Baby Of The Dragonfruit Lizard Instead.

"BECAUSE THAT'S NOT BITTY BRUCE- AAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Branch And Clay Yelled In Each Other's Faces, Screaming.

Taking A Second Look, The Baby Dragonfruit Lizard Grinned Up At The Two Idiots And Blinked Innocently.

"WE TOOK THE WRONG BABY!"
Branch And Clay Yelled At Each Other Again.

"What Are You Two Yappin About? I Just Wanna See My Son"
Bruce Said.

Branch And Clay Shoved The Baby Dragonfruit Lizard Back In Clay's Hair And Turned Around At Bruce.

"UHHHHH....MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW? HE'S SLEEPING AND BEST TO NOT DISTURB THE LITTLE ANGEL 😁"
Branch Smiled Wide And Looked Innocent.

"AND NOT A DRAGONFRUIT WHATSOEVER- STOP ASKING THINGS!!!"
Clay Blurted Out.

Bruce Backed Off With His Hands Up.
"Okaaaaay...Anyways, I'm Failing Guys. This Beach Off Is Gonna Ruin Me!"

John Dory Shook His Head.
"I Don't Know Why Even Do This In The First Place Bruce- You're Already A Great Guy And Dad Nowadays. Who Cares About That Muscle Head Reggaeton Singer With Abs"

"He Is Packin Though....But That's Besides The Point! Bruce, We Can Just Drive Off And Forget This! You As A Person Is Already A Delight Of A Troll"
Floyd Told His Brother In A Encouraging Manner.

Hearing That Word "Delight", It Rang A Bell In Bruce's Mind And Instantly Remembered Something That He Can Use As A Special Skill.

Bruce Shook Floyd's Shoulders.
"Floyd...THAT'S IT! I KNOW WHAT I CAN USE FOR MY SPECIAL SKILL! Ooh- But It's A Top Secret Thing I Never Thought I'd Use In Public.."

"And That Is?!"
Floyd Said.

"IT'S.....The Bruce Delight ✨️"
Bruce Spoke In A Dramatic Voice.

"Areeee We Supposed To Know What That Is?"
Branch Said.

Bruce Started To Explain.
"Well, One Time Back At Vacay Island, Brandy And I Couldn't Think Of What To Feed The Kids, So I Improvised And Made An Original Dish Of My Very Own! And The Fam LOVEDDDDD It! They Ask For It Constantly! It's Something Special That I Never Thought I Could Use To Others. The Recipe Holds A Special Place In My Heart....A Great Moment For My Family"

"Awwww, That Sounds Beautiful"
Floyd Held His Heart.

"Wait Wait- So This Special Dish Is Your Special Skill?"
John Dory Questioned.

Bruce Nodded.
"Yes John! It Was Special When I Made It And It's Special To My Family....That's My Ticket To Winning This Beach Off! With The Bruce's Delight"

"Well If You Feel It's What's Best, Give It A Shot Man!"
Clay Encouraged On.

"Clay's Right! Let It Rip Bruce!"
Floyd Agreed And Encouraged Too.

"Thanks Brothers! But Since This Special Dish Was Made For My Family....I'm Gonna Need My Family's Help In Making This 👀"
Bruce Smirked Over At His Brothers.

"😱😱😱😱"
John Dory, Clay, Floyd, And Branch Gasped, Feeling Honored.

"You Want Our Help With The Bruce Delight Dish???"
Branch Said.

"Why Not? It Wouldn't Be Special Without My Bros Helping"
Bruce Replied.

"YES! AHAAAA! MY COOKING SKILLS ARE GONNA BE GREAT FOR THIS!"
John Dory Shouted Out.

"Didn't You Burn Down Grandma's Kitchen Once?"
Clay Reminded His Brothers.

"SHUT UP CLAY 😄"
John Dory Blurted To His Brother.

"Well?"
Bruce Bounced His Eyebrows At His Brothers To Join.

The Brothers Glanced At One Another With Determined Grins In Wanting To Help Bruce, And Were On Board To Make The Bruce Delight Dish.

The Brothers Put Their Hands In The Middle And Lifted Them Up Together.
"BRO TIME! 💙"

With A Pop Music Beat Arising In The Background, The Brothers Went Over To The Tropical Bar Of Surfside Bay And Began To Help Bruce Cook His Dish, As They Sang Together.

🎵 Cook it up
just right! 🎵

🎵 By my side- 🎵

🎵 We're groovin'! 🎵

🎵 Saddle up,
let's ride! 🎵

🎵 In the sky- 🎵

🎵 We're cruisin'! 🎵

🎵 You know I got you for life,
We sauce it up every timeeee! 🎵
Bruce Sung As He Helped His Brothers Set The Bar To Cook.

🎵 Cook it up
just right! 🎵

🎵 By my side- 🎵

🎵 It's Bruce's delight! 🎵

Bruce Rapped His Song As He Placed Out The Ingredients On The Counter.
🎵 She a snack,
she a treat,
she an hors d'oeuvreeee 🎵

🎵 Welcome in baby
can I take your order? 🎵

🎵 I'm a big bad hoarderrr 🎵

🎵 Bruce's train the number 1
gas exporterrrrr! 🎵

🎵 We ain't rockin'
with the opposition- 🎵

🎵 They don't want beef,
that ain't part of their nutrition! 🎵

🎵 You gonna expire
with your premium condition- 🎵

🎵 Everything good baby,
peep the definition! 🎵

Mixing Up Spices And Adding In The Ingredients, The Brothers Put Together Everything Needed For The Dish, Working As A Brotherly Team.

Floyd, Meanwhile, Was Sneakily Eating The Ingredients From A Bowl, Not Resistiting To Eat It.

Branch Caught Floyd And Gave Him A Seriously Look.
"Really Floyd?"

"O____O"
Floyd Stopped Eating And Froze, Trying To Not Make It Seemed What It Looked Like.

Bruce Put One Of The Dish Bowls In The Oven And Heated It Up.
🎵 Cook it up, make it shakeee! 🎵

🎵 Got more bread
than I can bakeeee! 🎵

🎵 Get the cheese,
get the caaaake 🎵

🎵 Stack it up
until it breakkk! 🎵

🎵 Pound the baaaags,
knead the doughhhh 🎵

🎵 Make it all then
make some more! 🎵
Bruce Heard The Ding And Took The Dish Out Of The Oven.

🎵 Make some moves
With the bros! 🎵

🎵 Welcome to the
BroZone show! 🎵
Bruce Stood On Top Of The Tropical Bar Counter, Holding Up The Finished Dish Bowl Of The Bruce Delight 🥣

🎵 Cook it up
just right! 🎵

🎵 By my side- 🎵

🎵 We're groovin'! 🎵

🎵 Saddle up let's ride! 🎵

🎵 In the sky- 🎵

🎵 We're cruisin'! 🎵

🎵 You know I got you for life,
We sauce it up every timeeee! 🎵
Bruce Twirled The Bowl On His Finger And Sniffed The Delicious Smell.

🎵 Cook it up
just right! 🎵

🎵 By my side- 🎵

✨️ It's Bruce's Delight! ✨️

~~~

~A Few Minutes Later~

On The Beach Of Surfside Bay, The Fruitimals Gathered Around For The Final Round Tie Breaker Of The Beach Off Between Bruce And Bron.

Presenting His Special Skill, Bron Had Already Completed His Part Of The Tie Breaker, Which Was Doing 5000 Push Ups Without Stopping.

"4998...4999...5000!"
Bron Got Back Up On His Feet And Flexed His Muscles From His Push Ups.

"BRON! BRON! BRON! BRON! 👏"
The Fruitimals Cheered And Clapped On For Bron's Special Skill.

"Gracias! Gracias, Mi Gente! I Appreciate All Of Your Praise! Since I Am A Good Sport, I Suppose We'll Wait For Bruce's Special Skill...Which Is Probably Getting Off The Couch Skill"
Bron Chuckled To Himself.

"I Beg To Differ!"
A Familar Voice Shouted From Nearby The Beach And Approaching.

Coming Up With Bowls Of The Bruce Deligh Dishes In Their Hands, The BroZone Brothers Arrived Ready To Present Bruce's Special Skill.

"Oh Lookie Lookie At This Cookie, Bruce Mi Amigo Finally Showed Up"
Bron Glanced Down At The Brothers.

"I Sure Did! And I'm About To End This Beach Off Tie-Breaker!"
Bruce Declared.

"Well, Go Right Ahead"
Bron Allowed With A Smirk.

"LADIES AND....FRUITLEMEN OF SURFSIDE BAY! BROZONE AND I PRESENT...THE BRUCE DELIGHT! 🥗"
Bruce Presented The Dish Bowls In Their Hands.

"Ooooo!"
The Fruitimals Got Intrigued By The Dish The Brothers Had To Offer.

"Made By Yours Truly"
Bruce Took A Little Bow.

Each Of The Brothers Went Around To The Fruitimals, Passing Out Bowls Of The Bruce Delight Dish To Them All.

Bron Snickered To Himself.
"Oh Pleaseeee...You Think Making Some Ridiculous Food Is A Special Skill? Well I Can't Wait To See The Loss You Gain With This 😌"

"This 😦.."
A Mango Parrot Said.

"Is 😦.."
A Banana Dog Said.

"THE BEST FOOD I'VE EVER LET MY TONGUE EXPERIENCE!!! 🤩"
A Guava Chimpanzee Blurted Out, With His Eyes Sparkling.

"Wait WHAT?!?!?!?!!"
Bron Shouted In Disbelief.

"MMM! OH THIS IS SO GOOD! WHAT'D YOU PUT IN THIS???"
A Watermelon Hippo Rapidly Ate Through The Dish Bowl.

"Sorry, Family's Secret"
Bruce Winked Over At His Brothers, Who Winked Back, Proud Of Him.

"ARE YOU FRUITY PEBBLES SERIOUS RIGHT NOW??!! I JUST DID 5000 PUSH UPS AND NOW YOU'RE IMPRESSED BY SOME AMATEUR FOOD??!?!"
Bron Said At Them.

"YES!!!!"
The Fruitimals Yelled Up At Bron In Response.

"Plus It's Food So.."
The Guava Chimpanzee Shrugged.

"And By Counting, This Means That...BRUCE HAS WON THE BEACH OFF!!!"
Floyd Announced Out Loud.

"BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!"
The Fruitimals Chanted To Cheer For Bruce's Successful Win.

Bruce Couldn't Be More Happier By This Praise, Finally Winning The Goal Against His Rival All Those Years Ago.

"Way To Go Man!"
Clay Did His Handshake With Bruce.

"Nice Beaching Off Bro"
John Dory Patted Bruce's Back.

"And Phenomenonal Dish! You Gotta Make More When We Get Back Home!"
Branch Said As He Was Eating Out One Of The Bowls.

Bruce Chuckled And Grinned.
"Thanks Brothers. And Sure Thing!"

Floyd Sat Down By The Shore, Taking A Breather To Relax For A Moment.
"Whew, Cheering On Your Brother Can Sure Be Rewarding And Exhausting"

Bruce Sat Next To His Brother, Grateful For Him.
"And Couldn't Have Done It Without You Bro. You Were Right...Even Though I Won...It's True I Didn't Need To Prove Myself To Bron. I Just Needed To Love And Appreciate How My Life Is Now"

"Now That Is A Bruce Delight Made Out Of Words"
Floyd Winked At His Brother.

"And You're A Delight Of A Brother"
Bruce Said Back, Giving A Grin.

"Aw Bruce! DELIGHTFUL HUG INCOMING MAN!"
Floyd Leaped Over To Bruce, Giving Him A Big Loving Hug. ♡

Meanwhile, Bron Zoned Out To Himself As He Couldn't Believe He Had Been Defeated By Bruce And Lost The Beach Off.

Bron Slowly Got Down On The Sand.
"😨...I Lost...I Am No Longer...Beach Worthy....OH BEACH GODS! YOUR HERMANO BRON HAS BETRAYED YOU...AND IS NO LONGER A CHAMPION OF ALL THINGS BEACHY.."

"👁👄👁"
The Fruitimals Stared At Bron's Dramatic Act Of Being Defeated.

"AND I....SHALL NO LONGER...LIVE...GOODBYE...mi mundo de playa...😵"
Bron Flopped Fully On The Sand, Acting As If He Just Died.

".....Now Can We Leave?"
Branch Blurted Out.

John Dory Stepped Up To Bron's Body.
"WAIT! BEFORE WE LEAVE...WE MUST NEUTER THIS MUPPET THING AND SEE HE IS WORTHY OF-"

"WE'RE LEAVING!!!"
The Brothers Yelled Out At Their Older Brother.

"I'll Find Rhonda-"
John Dory Walked Off.

"Yep! Oh! Lemme See Bitty Bruce Clay! I Wanna Tell Him About The Great News Of Me Winning!"
Bruce Went Over To Clay.

Branch And Clay Looked At Each Other And Sighed.
"Hhhhh..."

"Bruce.."
Clay Reached In His Hair.

Branch Rubbed His Neck.
"The Trurh Is....Bitty Bruce Is.."

Suddenly, Coming Through The Jungle, Rhonda Jumped Out And Landed In The Sand, Finally Making It Back To The Brothers.

With The Window Rolling Down, Bitty Bruce Was At The Wheel Again, Along With The Dragonfruit Lizard.

".....RIGHT THERE!"
Branch Gestured At Rhonda.

"BITTY BRUCEEEEE!"
Bruce Immediately Ran Inside Of Rhonda, To Give His Baby Attention.

"RHONDAAAA! YOU MADE IT!"
John Dory Snuggled With Rhonda For A Second As Rhonda Licked Him.

The Dragonfruit Lizard Went To Branch And Clay, And Snatched Her Baby From Them And Walked Off, Flipping Them Off As Well. 🖕

"Sorry About That"
Clay Said To The Dragonfruit Lizard.

"Our Bad, Heh.."
Branch Chuckled Nervously.

Floyd Blinked At That And Turned To His Brothers.
"Uhhhh...Wanna Explain What That Was All About?"

"SURE DONT! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️"
Branch And Clay Reply And Zoomed Back Into Rhonda Without Explaination.

The Brothers All Got Back Inside Of Rhonda, And Started Her Up As They Left The Beautiful Fruity Island Of Surfside Bay And Back On The Road Of Their Journey.

On To The Next Location..