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~In The Principal's Office~

On A Troubling Day, Inside Of Trolltree High School, The Brothers Were Once Again Called Inside Of Principal's Crank's Office For A Meeting Talk Of Their Behavior Status At The School.

Mr. Crank Mischievously Stared Down At The Brothers, With His Evil Grin.
"😈"

In The Awkward Quietness Of This Moment, The Brothers Just Sat In Front Of Mr. Crank's Desk, Waiting For Him To Speak, With All That Was Heard Was The Blowing Of His One Fan In His Office.

Clay Sighed And Spoke Up.
"Alright Clown Tie, Enough Of This! You Do This EVERY TIME We're In Trouble For Something! It's Getting Repetitive And Frankly Too Krupp-Like"

"Literally! So Spare Us The Grinch Grin And Tell Us What's Up"
John Dory Added On.

Mr. Crank Cackled Softly To Himself.
"mEhEhEheHEHEHEEEE! 249...MEHEHEHEHAHAHAAA! 249 BOYS! THAT'S WHAT'S UP!"

"249?"
Floyd Tilted His Head, Confused.

"Is That The Amount Of Gray Hairs That's Coming Into Your Poorly Aged Body? .___."
Clay Blurted Out.

"What? NO! Besides, My Body Is Aging Beautifully! Chicks Dig Principal Bods~"
Mr. Crank Whipped His Odd Hair, Like A Model.

"Yeah, The Desperate Ones 🤨"
Clay Mumbled To Himself.

"Please Just Cut To The Chase Crank-"
Spruce Begged Their Principal.

"Well Boys, Point Of The Matter Is, You're Screwed. And Ya Screwed Up BIG Time! Everrrr Since You Started Attending This School"
Mr. Crank Told Them.

"You Tell Us This ALL The Time. What's The Big Difference Now?"
John Dory Questioned.

"This Morning, I Got A Call From The One And Only, King Peppy. He Wanted Updates On How The School Year Is Coming So Far, And Once I Told Him EVERYTHING, Including Everything You Five Have Done The Past Months, He Informed Me On Something Very Interesting On This FINE PRINT DOCUMENT!! MUAHAHA!"
Mr. Crank Held Up A Document And Showed It To The Boys.

John Dory Looked Closely And Read The Document Out Loud.
"In The Law Of TrollTree Schools, Students Who Cause 250 Incidents Or Troubled Behavior Events Are Permitted To Be Expelled Out Of Their Current School, And Never To Return On The Campus Premises....SIGNED KING PEPPY?!?!?"

"WHAT?!?! •___•"
Spruce's Pupils Shrunk In His Eye Sockets.

"Kicked Out Of School?! 🥺"
Floyd Began To Get Nervous With His Teary Eyes.

"Kicked Out Of School?! 😀"
Clay Got Excited For Some Reason, With Sparkle Hope In His Eyes.

Baby Branch Took Out His Headphones.
"Sorry, I Was Listening To John's Mixtape I Stole And....Oh Shitter Diapers 😦"

"THAT'S RIGHT BOYS! YOU'RE ON YOUR LAST STRAW! One More Incident Of Chaos You Boys Cause To This School, And I Have The Authority To KICK YOU OUT! FOR GOOD! MUAHAHAHAHAAAHAHDHQJABQHWHSGWKQHORSEASSHAJSN!"
Mr. Crank Cackled To Himself Again.

".....He's Gotta See A Mental Health Person About That Cackle-"
Spruce Blurted Out.

John Dory Stood Up From His Seat.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Hold On There Crank Dank Stank!"

"IT'S CRANK!!!!"
Mr. Crank Screamed For A Moment.

"Don't Care- Ummm, It Also Happens That I Too Keep Track Of What Mischief Me And My Brothers Happend To Have Caused To This School And....You're Wrong"
John Dory Explained To Him.

"Oh Am I? 🙃"
Mr. Crank Said, Uninterested To Hear.

"Yes! Cause It Just So Happens We Have Only Caused 248 EVENTS OF CHAOS! So Your 249 Is Incorrect 😌"
John Dory Said, Trying To Sound Smart.

"Well Guess What Dory? Your Little Incident This Morning At Breakfast Added ONTO Your 248 Count 🙃"
Mr. Crank Said In John Dory's Face.

John Dory Gasped At That.
"HOW'D YOU FIND THAT OUT- I Mean Uhhhh...Which Breakfast Incident...Areee You Referring To? 😁"

"Well I Say He's Bluffing 🤓☝️"
A Very Nerdy And Geeky Voice Blurted Out, Coming Into The Principal's Office.

The Brothers All Groaned In Annoyance, Knowing Who.
"Oh God.."

Stepping Into The Office, A Student Named Meller, Was A Nerdy Troll Boy With Glasses Who Attended The School, And Is Known To Be The Tattle Tale Of The School, Always Informing Principal Crank On Troubling Stuff Happening, Especially From The Brothers.

"Meller -.-"
The Brothers All Glared At Meller, Gripping Their Fists.

Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers For A Moment.
"You All May Be Wondering, Who Exactly Is That Guy? Well That's Meller! Or As We Call Him, Meller The Teller. He's The Most ANNOYING And IRRITATING Troll To Ever Live! Besides Clay. Meller Always Tells And Snitches On Any Student Who Causes Trouble To Mr. Crank! And Ever Since We Joined The School, We've Been Meller's Number 1 Target To Tattle Tale On! The Reason How Mr. Crank Knows Of Every Thing We Bro's Ever Did, Issss Cause Of Good Ol' Meller The Teller 😒"

"Afternoon Brothers Of The Band BroZone, I See We Are In A Bit Of A Pickle Here"
Meller Said As He Smirks, Walking Into The Office.

"Gee, I Wonder Why Meller -.-"
John Dory Glared At Meller.

"Did You Tattle Tale On Us AGAIN??"
Spruce Questioned Meller.

"Maybe I Did, Maybe I Didn't.....I Did 😌"
Meller Proudly Replied.

"UGGGGGHHHH!"
The Brothers All Groaned Together At The Annoying Meller.

"When I Came Into School This Morning, 3 Hours Early For Extra Attendance Credit, I Saw The BroZone Brothers Sneak Into The Cafeteria And Fill The Brussel Sprouts With Exploding Glitter Bombs, And I Knew I Had To Come To Principal Crank's Rescue And Alert Him!"
Meller Explained To Them.

"Mmmmm -.-"
The Brothers Continued The Death Glare At Meller.

"And That's The Extra Count To Your 248, Which Is Now, A 249!"
Mr. Crank Added On.

"OH C'MON! WE HAD TO! WHO EATS BRUSSEL SPROUTS FOR BREAKFAST ANYWAYS?!"
Clay Said.

"I Do, Which Is Why I Scientifically Thought To Principal Crank That It Would Be A Healthier And Nutritional Breakfast Than Waffles"
Meller Told The Brothers.

"And I Humbly Accepted It Into Our Breakfast Menu"
Mr. Crank Said.

"BUT BRUSSEL SPROUTS AREN'T GOOD FOR US! THEY'RE SO GREEN AND...BLEUGH!"
Floyd Said, Almost Gagging To Himself.

Meller Corrected Floyd's Incorrect Statement.
"Errrmmm aCkShUalLy 🤓☝️, Brussel Sprouts Provide Healthy Nutrients, And Vitamins C & K, As Well To Help With Digestion, Blood Sugar Regulation, And-"

"RAAAAAHHH!!! YOU ANNOYING LITTLE PLAY THING-"
Clay Attempted To Leap At Meller To Attack, Until Spruce Held Him Back.

"CHILL CHILL CHILL- IT'S NOT WORTH IT"
Spruce Said, Trying To Obtain His Brother.

"It Really Isn't Worth It! Wouldn't Wanna Make That 249 To 250 Now Would We? 👀"
Mr. Crank Bounced His Eyebrows At The Brothers.

Floyd Gasped Softly To Himself.
"Oh No...One More Incident We Cause And We're Kicked Out Of School! WE'RE DOOMED!"

"No We're Not Floyd! We Can Prevent That! I Promise!"
John Dory Reassured Floyd.

"Highly Unlikely John"
Meller Said, Straightening His Glasses.

"Why's That -.-"
John Dory Turned To Meller.

"Well According To Your Troubling Bad Records, You Five's Chances Of Becoming Well Behaved Individuals Are 0.000000008%"
Meller Said, Making A Calculation In His Head.

"I Mean It's....Better Than Nothing?"
Baby Branch Shrugged.

"It's Still Low! Which Will Result Into You Five Reaching That 250 Amount Of Chaos Incidents To This School. And I'll Be Keeping A Close Eye Out For That Moment 👁"
Meller Said, Trying To Pop His Eye Open.

"Grrrrrr -.-"
The Brothers All Growled At Meller, Desperately Wanting To Attack Him.

"Nicely Said And Well Done Meller! Extra Credit Granted!"
Mr. Crank Threw Pretend Credit In The Air.

Meller Pretended To Catch The Credit And Danced Happily Out The Room.
"Imma Keep That In My Pocket Cause Extra Credit Feels So GOOOOOD! I GOT EXTRA CREEEEDDITTTT~ 🕺"

".....Would It Count To Our 249 If I Respectfully Bashed His Head Into A Fire Hydrant?"
Clay Blurted Out.

"YOU BOYS BETTER JUST WATCH IT! One Slip Up And You're Bye...Bye...Bye"
Mr. Crank Said Dramatically.

John Dory Scoffed To Himself.
"Pfftt, You Don't Know That! We Can Redeem Ourselves!"

"FACE IT DORY! You Five Are Nothing But Troubled Brats Who Cause Bad Things Anywhere You Go!"
Mr. Crank Told Them All.

Hearing The Key Word Bad, It Struck With The Boys, Thinking To Themselves If They Are Really The Definition Of Bad Kids And Nothing More Than That.

"You Keep This Up, And You'll End Up....IN THE DC!"
Mr. Crank Said Dramatically Again.

R A N D O M
T H U N D E R C L A P ! 🌩

"Wait...We'll End Up With Batman And Superman?"
Clay Thought About.

"And The Teen Titans?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"What?"
Mr. Crank Said, Confused.

"And Wonder Woman?!? She's So Fly~"
Spruce Said, Daydreaming Of Wonder Woman.

"HUH???"
Mr. Crank Said.

"Maybe Even The Flash!! I LOVE HOW FAST HE RUNS!"
Baby Branch Fanboyed For A Sceond.

"NO!!! NOT DC AS IN SUPERHEROS! I MEANT DC AS IN THE DELINQUENT CENTER!"
Mr. Crank Corrected The Brothers.

"Ugggh, Enough Calling Us That Clown Tie! It's Bad Enough You Call Us Delinquents, Now You Wanna Make Up Some Place For It? Gimme A Break"
John Dory Rolled His Eyes.

"Oh The Delinquent Center IS Real! It's A Place Far Into The Forest For Troubled Kids To Stay And Locked Up In, And If They Don't Change Their Mischievous Ways....They Will Remain Locked In The Facility....FOREVER!"
Mr. Crank Creepily Explained To The Brothers.

A N O T H E R
R A N D O M
T H U N D E R C L A P ! 🌩

Floyd Shivered To Himself, Chattering His Teeth.
"T-T-T-T-That Place S-S-Sounds Horrible.."

"Oh It Is! And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Your Grandmother Sends Up There When You Get Expelled! MEHEHEHE!"
Mr. Crank Let Out Another Weird Cackle.

"Don't Know Why You're Saying When Clow Tie, When We WON'T Ever Get Kicked Out Of School! We Can Be More Than Just Bad Kids!"
John Dory Said, Standing His Ground.

"Oh I Doubt It Kid! The School's Science Fair Is In An Hour, A Pretty BIG Event So....Pray You Don't Ruin It~ I Hope I Made Myself Clear~"
Mr. Crank Said Close To John Dory, Fogging Up His Goggles.

John Dory Firmly Wiped Off His Goggles.
"Crystal -.-"

Mr. Crank Slammed On His Desk.
"Get Out Of My Office.....NOW!!!!!"

~~~

~In The Hallway~

Coming Out Of The Office, The Brothers Thought To Themselves And Contemplated About What Principal Crank Told Them, Getting A Little Nervous Inside.

Baby Branch Spoke To The Wattpad Readers Again.
"Yeeessh....What's Up His Adult Diaper Amrite? But This Shouldn't Be A Problem. We Can Stay Away From Trouble Right...Right?! We're More Than Just Bad Kids Right....Right....RIGHT?!?!"

Floyd Began To Freak Out.
"Dude.."

"Dude..."
Spruce Freaked Out As Well.

"Dude!"
Floyd Repeated.

"Dude!"
Spruce Repeated As Well.

"DUUUUDDDEEE!!"
Floyd Grabbed Spruce's Shoulder And Shook Them Rapidly.

"DUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!"
Spruce Shook Floyd's Shoulder Rapidly As Well.

"DUDE- Will You Two Put The SHUT To The UP?!"
John Dory Said, Getting In Between The Two.

"HOW CAN WE!? WE'RE ABOUT TO BE KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL IF WE CAUSE ANYMORE TROUBLE!"
Floyd Said, Pacing Back N Forth.

"GRANDMA'S GONNA KILL US- LITERALLY KILL US!"
Spruce Added On.

"NO SHE WON'T-"
John Dory Told Them.

"I Don't See The Big Issue- I Mean No More School! Or Tests! Or Homework! WHERE'S THE YAY?! 😄"
Clay Said With A Big Smile.

"Oh Yeah? Well Where's The Yay In Not Completing And Passing School To Become A Graduate To BECOME A Licensed CPA? 🤨"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow At Clay.

"Ohhhhhhh......AAAAEEEEAAAA-"
Clay Shrieked Like A Little Girl For A Moment.

John Dory Covered Clay's Mouth.
"SH SH! LISTEN! We Are NOT, I Repeat, NOT GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL! We Can Prevent This!"

"How John?! Mr. Crank Called Us Bad Kids.."
Baby Branch Rubbed His Arm.

"And Said We'd End Up Locked In The Delinquent Center!"
Floyd Said.

"Oh C'monnnn, What A Bunch Of Drippy Poop Crap! Don't Tell Me You Guys Actually Believed That?? He's Just Trying To Scare Us Into Becoming Perfectly Behaved Kids!"
John Dory Told His Brothers.

"But Think About It John, He's Literally Got A Signed Document By King Peppy Himself! Why Would He Make That Up?"
Spruce Questioned.

John Dory Sighed A Little.
"I...Don't Know. But What I DO Know Is We're Not Gonna Get Expelled Or Sent To Any Delinquent Center! All We Gotta Do Is Lay Low And Not Let Anyone Know Of Our Current-"

"😑 😑 😑 😑 😑"
Dora, Sidney, Claire, Fawn, And Boo Were All Suddenly Standing In Front Of The Boys, With Annoyed Glares.

"....Dilemma .___."
John Dory Finished His Sentence, Seeing The Sisters.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!?!?!?"
The Sisters All Yelled Extremely Loud At The Brothers Faces.

"Oh C'mon! Not You Girls Too!"
John Dory Said.

"Dude, Uncle Crank Told Us EVERYTHING, And You're LITERALLY On Your Last Strike On Getting Kicked Out Of School!"
Sidney Put Her Hands On Her Hips.

"We Understand That! We Don't Need You To Shove It Down Our Throats-"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"UHH I THINK YOU DO SPRUCE CAUSE WHAT THE LIVING FUCK-"
Fawn Shouted At Them.

"Fawn! Language!"
Floyd Said.

"OH THIS LANGUAGE IS VERY MUCH NEEDED! CAN'T YOU BOYS JUST....CHILL THE HELL OUT AND CAUSE NO MORE TROUBLE?!?"
Fawn Told Them.

"You Think We Do It On PURPOSE???"
John Dory Said.

"🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨"
The Sisters Gave John Dory The Same Look Of Seriously, Knowing Damn Well It Was True.

"....Fair Enough"
John Dory Backed Off.

Dora Clinged Onto John Dory's Arm.
"JOOOOHHNNN! YOU CAN'T GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY BESTIE?!? I COULD GET DRAGGED INTO THE WRONG CROWD AND BECOME A GANGSTER! I'd Have To Dye My Hair All Black And Become EMO-FIED! Maybe I'll Deepen My Voice! I'll Run The Place 😤"

John Dory Gently Moved Dora Off.
"No One's Getting Kicked Out!"

"Plus I Mean Pfff, Is It So Bad If We Did? I Meannn C'mon Shortcake, Don't You Dig Bad Boys? 👀"
Clay Leaned On Claire's, His New Girlfriend, Shoulder He Bounced His Eyes At Her.

Claire Rolled Her Eyes And Pulled Down Clay's Hoodie Over His Head.
"NO! I Dig Comic Book Boys! -.-"

"OH C'MON! It's Not Our Fault They Keep Count Of All The Bad Stuff We Do!"
Clay Said.

"Right Now, I'm Counting Off How Many Dates I'm Cutting From My Free Time With You If You Keep This Up 😒"
Claire Rolled Her Eyes And Turned Away From Her Boyfriend.

Clay Hugged Claire From Behind, Trying To Butter Her Up.
"WAIT WAIT SHORTCAKE- Okay Fine! As Of Now, I Hereby Clay, As Your Boyfriend, To No Longer Cause Anymore Shenanigans! Fun Boy's Honor! ✋️"

Claire Scoffed To Herself With A Chuckle.
"Ha! That's A Laugh"

Marching Up To Baby Branch With An Attitude, Boo Snatched Out Her Pocket Knife And Pointed It At Him As A Sign Of A Threat.

Baby Branch Quickly Lowered Boo's Knife.
"OKAY OKAY BOO, PUT THE POCKET KNIFE....Down. We Won't Get Kicked Out! We're Gonna Behave! Right John?"

John Dory Nodded Rapidly.
"Exactly! We Can Have Self Control From Any Troubling Actions"

"Highly Unlikely There Mr. Dory"
Meller Blurted Out As He Was Putting Stuff Away In His Locker Nearby.

"Meller -.-"
The Group Said In Disgust As They Turned Towards Meller.

"You Five Couldn't Stay Out Of Trouble If Your Lives Depended On It. And I Will Be Here To Catch It When You Do"
Meller Said As He Fixed Up His Glasses.

"See That! 🫵 THAAAAT LITTLE STEVE URKEL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER IS THE CAUSE OF OUR PROBLEMS-
Clay Pointed At Meller.

"There's No Need For Such Language Clayton, As It Is Your Own Faults For Not Being Civilian Students ☝️"
Meller Said.

Fawn Marched Up To Meller.
"LISTEN GLASSES- IF YOU DON'T KNOCK OF YOUR TATTLE TALE STREAK ON OUR FRIENDS, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!"

"Errrrrmmm aCkShUalLy Fawn 🤓☝️, It's Their Streak Of Their Own. Not Mine. I'm Simply Just Doing My Job Of Reporting It To Our Dearly Principal Crank. Someone Has To Stand Up For The Man"
Meller Shrugged As He Carried His Books.

Spruce Grew Frustrated At Meller.
"Ugggghhhh NO ONE HAS TO STAND UP FOR THE MAN! THAT'S THE WHOLEEEE POINT OF THE MAN! HE STANDS UP FOR HIMSELF MELLER -.-"

"Respectfulllyyyyyy Disagree 😌"
Meller Grinned To Himself.

"I Never Wanted To Strangle Someone In All My Life Besides John-"
Clay Blurted Out.

"And It Just So Happens Today Lies The Day Of The Science Fair Hosted By Professor Beaker! Ain't That Right John Dory?"
Meller Smirked At John Dory.

"Yes 🙄"
John Dory Replied With Sass.

"Which Is The Perfect Place For The Likes Of BroZone To Cause A Horrific Scene! And Once You Do, I'll Be There To Report And Then You're Going Dooownnn~"
Meller Said In A Scheming Tone.

"Mmmm -.-"
The Group Desperately Wanted To Push Meller Off A Neverending Cliff.

"And Now I Shall Express My Statement Through Catchy Self Explanatory Song- Ahem!"
Meller Said As He Cleared His Throat.

Meller Began To Sing At The Brothers, About What He Meant.
🎵 You're going down when
I get Crank to see! 🎵

🎵 Your ridiculous
monstrosity! 🎵

🎵 You'll never get away
with this again! 🎵

🎵 You're
G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N! 🎵

"...."
The Brothers Didn't React Much, Due To Thinking This Musical Number By Meller Wasn't Needed At All.

Meller Nerdily Danced Around The Brothers In A Circle.
🎵 Spread the news
from coast to coast! 🎵

🎵 You're going down,
your operation exposed! 🎵

🎵 I could say more,
but I don't wanna boast- 🎵

🎵 Get used to butter,
cause you five are toooaaast! 🎵
Meller Threw Slices Of Perfect Looking Toast Slices At The Brothers.

Hungrily Thinking, Floyd Shrugged And Was About To Eat The Toast Whole, Until Spruce Smacked Away The Toast From His Hands.

Meller Imagined Himself As A Superhero, Looking Out From BroZone As Criminals.
🎵 If a certain condition arises- 🎵

🎵 I'm the one to avert the crisis! 🎵
Meller Imagined Fighting Off BroZone As Criminals And Standing Like A Super-Nerd. 🦸‍♂️

🎵 You think you're living large,
but you forgot that
I'm the one in chaaarrrgggeeee! 🎵

🎵 Conditionally 😉 🎵
Meller Winked At The Wattpad Camera For A Moment.

"😒"
Baby Branch Rolled His Eyes, Knowing That Was His Own Thing To Do.

Meller Continued His Unneeded Song.
🎵 So listen up,
all your dreams are done! 🎵

🎵 This is the end
of all your so-called fun! 🎵

🎵 Gather up your girders
and your rivet guns- 🎵

🎵 You're going down
and I finally wooooon! 🎵

Meller Stomped On His Pile Of Books That Raised Him Up High As He Sang Down To The Brothers In A Teasing Manner.

🎵 YOU'RE
GOING DOWN! 🎵

🎵 DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!
DOWN! DOWN!
DOOOWNNN! 🎵

🎵 You're going DOWN! 🎵
Meller Smirked Down At The Brothers As He Finished His Song Towards Them, With Random Green Fireworks.

"Why Do All Horrible People Get The Catchiest Song-"
Clay Blurted Out.

🔔 🔔 🔔

"Welp! That's The Bell! See You All At The Science Fair, It'll Be Your Last! HEHEHEHE *SNORT* HEHEHEHE *SNORT* HEHEHEHE"
Meller Picked Up His Books And Walked Off Snorting In His Geeky Laugh.

Dora Gasped To Herself As She Realized And Grabbed John Dory's Face Close.
"He's Right! The School Science Fair IS Today!"

"You Boys Better Not Try Anything. This Is Usually An Even That Was Cause You Guys To Be Mischievous-"
Sidney Crossed Her arms.

John Dory Took Dora's Hands Off His Face.
"Relax Guys! Don't You Worry, Plus I'm In The Science Fair Myself. All I'm Worrying About Doing Is Beating Meller In The Science Fair! And No Chaos Whatsoever. We Got This 👌"

~~~

~Later On~

At The School Science Fair, Inside Of The Auditorium, The Students Of TrollTree High School Were All Sitting In The Audience, As They Awaited For The Science Fair Presentation To Begin.

On The Stage, There Were Students Standing Beside Their Science Fair Projects For Professor Beaker's Class, Including John Dory And Meller Too.

Meller Chuckled To Himself As He Spotted John Dory On Stage.
"Well Well Well John Dory, I'm Certainly Surprised To See You Actually Complete Your Science Fair Project"

John Dory Had A Groan Of Annoyance.
"Ugh, Well Meller, It Just So Happens That You Don't Know EVERYTHING About Me. I Can Be Smart When It Matters And Not Just Full Of Trouble! Just You Wait- This Science Fair Will Not Turn Out How You Think"

"I Sure Hope So For Your Sake"
Meller Said Back At John Dory.

Coming Up On Stage, Before The Presentation Could Begin, The Rest Of The Brothers Went To John Dory To Check On Him And His Project.

"Alright John! It's Showtime! Got Your Project Ready??"
Floyd Asked, All Excited For His Brother.

"Sure Do! I'm A Shoe In To Win!"
John Dory Replied.

"Really? I Mean I'm Having No Doubt But It's Just....Professor Beaker Hasn't Exactly Had The Most Respect For You This School Year"
Spruce Shrugged.

"Correct! Which Is Why I'm Sure My Project Will Earn That Respect From It! It's An Original Experiment I Produced Myself 😌"
John Dory Said Proudly.

"You Involving Yourself In Science Already Lost My Respect For You-"
Clay Blurted Out.

"What's Your Project John?"
Baby Branch Wondered.

John Dory Began To Explain.
"Well, One Day When I Was Cleaning Rhonda's Armadillo Crap, I Created A Chemical That Will Dispose Of It! With Some Mixing Of The Substances And Rhonda's Poop, One Drop Of The Chemical Will VANISH Away All The Poop! I Call It....POOP POOF!"

"Poop Poof?"
The Brothers Repeat In Sync.

"Pretty Original Amrite? 😌"
John Dory Said.

Baby Branch Smelled Behind Him.
"Ooh, Um, Perhaps You Can Try That Experiment On Me?"

As The Lights Dimmed In The Auditorium, The Science Fair Was About To Begin As The Brothers Quickly Got Off Stage And Everyone In The Audience Quiet Down.

Professor Beaker Came Onto Stage.
"Greetings TrollTree High! And Welcome To This Year's Science Fair!"

"👏👏👏"
The Students In The Audience Clapped For That.

"Now We Have A Lot Of Projects To Get Through As You Can See Behind Me All These Students And Their Science Projects So Let's Get Started! The Winner Will be Judged On How Impressive And Groundbreaking Their Experiments Are!...Unless It's Glitter. I Still LOATHE Glitter And All It's Existence -.-"
Professor Beaker Mentioned.

Aspen Raised His Hand In The Audience.
"Aren't You Still Made Of Glitter? 🙋‍♂️"

"SILENCE YOU NUMBSKULL-"
Professor Beaker Shouted Towards Aspen.

"Okay 😔"
Aspen Lowered His Hand.

"Now Let's Begin!"
Professor Beaker Said As Started The Science Fair Presentation.

As Professfor Beaker Walked Down Each Kid To See Their Projects, John Dory Anticipated The Moment He Would Be Able To Share His Project.

Meller Snickered At John Dory.
"Save Your Jitters John, Your Project Is No Match For My Winning Streak At This Fair. And This Is Still Your First Year Of School, And You're How Old Again? 14? Yeesh, Still Precisely Sad ☝️"

"The Only Thing pReCiSElY Sad Is Gonna Be Your Face When I Win My First Science Fair!"
John Dory Said Using Air Quotes.

"We'll Just See About That"
Meller Said Straightening His Bowtie.

Professor Beaker Made It Over To Meller's Project.
"And Meller! Trolltree High's 8th Time Science Fair Winner Since He Was An Infant And My Personal Favorite Student. What Do You Have To Present This Year?"

"Well Professor Beaker, This Year I Have Crafted A Brand New Machine That Can Power Light To A Room With Anything Cute!"
Meller Explained To The Microphone.

"Ooooooooh!"
The Audience Of The Students All Say, Intrigued.

"Oh Please 😒"
John Dory Mumbled To Himself.

"Care To Demonstrate?"
Professor Beaker Asked.

"I Thought You'd Never Ask! May Someone Please Turn Off The Light?"
Meller Asked The Crowd.

"I Gotchaaaa Neerrddd Braaaahh aHaaaaaa"
Toby Laughed To Himself As He Turned Down The Lights In The Auditorium.

As The Lights Turned Down, Meller's Generator Machine Opened Up It's Compartment Box, Leading To Meller Shoving In An Adorable Cuddle Pup Baby And Closing It.

"Awwww 🥹"
The Students Awed At The Adorable Looking Cuddle Pup.

"And Now- LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
Meller Announced As If He Were A Dramatic Scientist.

Turning On The Generator Machine, Now With The Cute Cuddle Pup Baby Inside, Meller Flipped The Switch To Activate The Machine That Turned Back On The Lights In The Auditorium.

"Whoaaaaa! 👏👏"
The Students Said In Whoa And Clapped At The Lights Turning On.

"Thank You! Thank You Very Much! 😌"
Meller Bowed Rapidly At The Crowd.

"Well Well There's No Denying Who's Our Winner For The 9th Year In The Row!"
Professor Beaker Announced.

"WHAT?!?!"
John Dory Shouted Out.

"WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!??!"
The Brothers And The Sisters Shout Together, In Disbelief.

"YES! AHAAAAA! VICTORY IS MEEE!"
Meller Cheered In Victory.

Clay Stood Up From His Seat.
"OH C'MON DUDE! YOU CAN'T JUST AWARD NERDBOY THE TROPHY WITHOUT SEEING JOHN'S FIRST! IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR!"

"JUST SIT DOWN!"
Meller Said At Clay.

"I'LL SIT YOU DOWN!"
Clay Said Back.

"OOOOOOH!"
The Crowd Of Students Reacted In Instigation.

"Clay Sit!"
Claire Whispered To Her Boyfriend.

"NAHHH CAUSE HOW YOU GONNA SKIP OVER JOHN???"
Clay Said.

"AT LEAST GIVE JOHN A CHANCE!"
Spruce Said.

"NO! I Won! There's No Need!"
Meller Said, Reaching For His Trophy.

"OH HELL NAH, C'MON GUYS"
Clay Said For His Brothers To Follow Him Onto The Stage.

"GUYS NO-"
Dore Whispered To The Brothers.

"COME BACK AND SIT.."
Sidney Whispered, Trying To Get Their Attention.

Angrily And Upset, The Rest Of The Brothers Marched Onto The Stage Ready To Defend Their Square Of A Brother's Project.

"GUYS RELAX-"
John Dory Said, Trying To Keep His Siblings Calm.

"OUR BROTHER DESERVES A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF HIS PROJECT CAUSE THERE'S A CHANCE HE COULD WIN!"
Clay Told Professor Beaker.

"Are We Sure His Can Beat A Machine Generator That Runs On Cute?? I Mean A Flipping Cuddle Pup Baby Was Used!"
Professor Beaker Said.

"OH YEAH?? WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT JOHN'S PROJECT IS USED WITH ARMADILLO POOP! Show Em John!"
Floyd Said.

"Like I Just Have Armadillo Poop On Me -.-"
John Dory Replied With Sarcasm.

"Oh- Right....SHOW EM' BRANCH!"
Floyd Gestured To Baby Branch.

"Hm, Alright! But It's Your Funeral!"
Baby Branch Snatched Off His Full Diaper And Handed It To Floyd.

"SEE LOOK! WITH BRANCH'S FULL DIAPER OF POOP, JOHN'S PROJECT CAN MAKE IT DISAPPEAR IN A MATTER OF- Wait....Full Diaper? 🤢 DOODYYYY!!!"
Floyd Threw The Full Diaper Across The Stage, Almost Gagging At It.

"ARGH! NO NO MY GLASSES! AAAHH POOP SPECIMEN ON MY BIFOCALS!!"
Meller Shouted Out As The Full Diaper Slammed Into His Face.

"SORRY MELLER-
Floyd Shouted In Apology.

"DON'T APOLOGIZE TO HIM- HE'S THE REASON JOHN LOST! NOW IMMA SHOW THESE PUNKS WHAT JOHN'S EXPERIMENT CAN DO!"
Clay Ran Over To John Dory's Project.

"WAIT CLAY-"
John Dory Ran To Follow Clay.

Baby Branch Was Chasing Meller Around The Stage To Get His Diaper.
"GIMME BACK MY DIAPER MELLER!!"

"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF POOP IN MY EYESSS!!!"
Meller Yelled Out, Running In A Circle.

"BRANCH! GET BACK HERE AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!!"
Spruce Chased After Baby Branch In A Circle.

"I'M SORRY MELLER I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!"
Floyd Chased Behind Them, Trying To Apologize To Meller.

"....Well There's No Shame In Missing This 📹"
Fawn Took Out Her Video Recorder.

Clay Picked Up 2 Test Tubes Full Of Chemicals From John Dory's Project.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"CLAY NO! YOU CAN'T MISS UNKNOWN CHEMICALS!"
John Dory Quickly Snatched The Test Tubes From His Brother.

"Uhm Excuse Me? I'm Defending You John- ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!"
Clay Said As He Snatched Back The Two Test Tubes.

"BUT- LOOK OUUUTTT!!!"
John Dory Screamed As He Jumped Off The Stage For Protection.

As Meller Kept Running With The Poop On His Face, He Accidentally Crashed Into His Generator Machine, Along With Spruce, Floyd, And Baby Branch Crashing Too.

With The Crash, This Caused The Generator Machine To Short Circuit And Spark Out Electric Sparks All Over As If It Was About To Explode.

While All This Is Happening, Clay Was About To Pour A Single Drop From One Of The Chemicals Into The Other Test Tube, As The Drop Got Closer And Closer Into The Chemical Until...

~~~

~At Rosiepuff's Pod~

In The Pod At Home, Minding Her Business, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Busy Writing In Her "Tales Of The Band" Novel That She Continued, Until She Felt A Rumbling Sound.

"Huh?!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Got Up From The Table And Looked Out The Window.

"That Looks Like It's Coming From The School!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said As She Noticed The Explosion Coming Out The Roof Of TrollTree High.

Grandma Rosiepuff Got Nervous As She Feared The Worse And Looked At Her Snailphone.
"Oh No....Please Don't Ring Don't Ring Don't Ring DON'T-"

* R I N G
R I N G *

* R I N G
R I N G *

Grandma Rosiepuff Sighed As She Unfortunately Had To Answer The Snailphone.
"H-Helloooo..?"

Mr. Crank Over The Snailphone: "MS. ROSIEPUFF!!!!!!!!"

Grandma Rosiepuff Flinched At The Scream From The Snailphone And Spoke.
"Oh Hiiii Principal Crank! Heh Heh, What's It Been Uh....2 Days Since Your Last Call? 😁....They Did?? They Did? Oh Gosh...Yes Of Course, I'll Be Right Down...Uggghh.."

~~~

~Back At The School~

Sitting Outside Of Principal's Crank's Office While Their Grandmother Was Being Spoken With, The Brothers All Sat On The Bench And Covered In Fire And Ash Marks From The Auditorium Explosion.

"Well That Went Left .___."
Clay Blurted Out As He Coughed Out Some Smoke.

John Dory Groaned Into His Hands.
"Uggghh I Told You Guys To Stay Put AND NOW LOOK! IN TROUBLE AGAIN!"

"Well None Of This Would've Happened If FLOYD DIDN'T MAKE ME FLING MY FULL DIAPER -.-"
Baby Branch Turned And Glared At Floyd Next To Him.

"Well None Of This Would've Happend If SPRUCE DIDN'T CHASE BRANCH WITH PANTS INTO THE MACHINE -.-"
Floyd Turned Beside Him And Glared At Spruce.

"Well None Of This Would've Happened If CLAY DIDN'T GO BEZERK AND EXPLODE THE WHOLE DAMN AUDITORIUM WITH THE CHEMICALS -.-"
Spruce Turned To His Side And Glared At Clay Beside Him.

"WELL, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPEND IF..."
Clay Turned Next To Him And Realized No One Was Beside Him To Blame.

"....SOMEBODY DIDN'T CREATE A CHEMICAL POOP EXPLODING EXPERIMENT!"
Clay Said, Deciding To Blame John Dory Instead.

"SERIOUSLY YOU IDIOT?!?!?"
John Dory Said To Clay.

As The Four Brothers Argued With The Blaming Game, Baby Branch Got Off The Bench To Lean His Ear Against The Door To Hear The Conversation Between Grandma Rosiepuff And Mr. Crank.

Mr. Crank From Inside: "Look Ms. Rosiepuff I'm Sorry For You To Deal With All This And Those Boys But Let's Face The Facts Here. Sooner Or Later, As Their Guardian, You're Gonna Have To Realize That Everywhere BroZone Goes, Chaos And Clamity Ensues! Everything Those Boys Touch, Comes To Ruin. And The Rest Of Us Are Left To Pick Up The Pieces....I'm Sorry But We Just Can't Have Those Bad Influences Here At This School Anymore"

Hearing This And That Key Word "Bad" Again, Baby Branch's Ears Drooped Down As A Big Frown Upon His Face, Knowing That Could Only Mean One Thing.

Grandma Rosiepuff From Inside: "Thank You Principal Crank I'll....I'll Go Deal With My Grandsons"

Coming Out Of Principal Crank's Office, Grandma Rosiepuff Had Possibly The Most Disappointed Look On Her Face The Brothers Have Ever Seen From Their Grandmother.

"Well Boys, You're Back To Square 1...Back To Causing Trouble At Home With Me Than Anywhere Else"
Grandma Rosiepuff Told Them.

"BUT GRANDMA IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS CLAY DOING THE CHEMICALS! IT WAS FLOYD THROWING THE DIAPER! IT WAS HIM! IT WASNT ME! IT WAS HIM!"
The Brothers Shouted And Spoke Over Each Other At Once.

"ENOUGH! You All Had A Hand In This. And Causing 250 Incidents All Together?! Are You Serious??? Plus After Being Warned Of That, You STILL Insisted On Causing A Mess!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

John Dory Got Off The Bench To Speak.
"But Grandma! I Tried To-"

"No John! You All Know What You Did And Unfortunately Have To Suffer The Consequence And Punishment. Since You're Now Expelled...I'm Afriad I'm Gonna Have To Ground You Boys"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said In A Firm Tone.

"GROUND US?!?!?!"
The Brothers Say In Sync In Shock As They Flinched Back.

"WE'RE GETTING GROUNDED??!"
Clay Said.

Grandma Rosiepuff Nodded.
"Yes! That Means No TV, No Comic Books, No Makeup, No Flirting With Girls, No Puzzles, No Fluffleberry And NO Concerts For A While! You're Just Gonna Sit In Your Room While You Think Over All The Bad Things You Boys Did At Scho-"

Suddenly, In Mid Sentence, Grandma Rosiepuff's Snailphone Began To Ring Catching Her Attention, And Answered It.

"I'll Get Back To Punishing You In A Second Boys- Hello?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said Before Answering The Call.

Floyd Gulped As He Fiddled With His Fingers.
"👉👈 Aw No...Grounded 🥺 This Is The Worst Possible Thing That Could Ever Happen!"

"No More Concerts.."
John Dory Said To Himself.

"No More Picking Up Chicks.."
Spruce Said To Himself.

"No More Comic Books Or Claire??? We Had A Date Tomorrow!"
Clay Said, Frowning To Himself.

Baby Branch Faced The Wattpad Readers.
"This Is Possibly Our Worst Outbreak Ever From Our Chaos! GROUNDED?!?! Who Would Ever Thought Right? Things Can't By Any Means Get Worse For Us Bros Right....Right....RIGHT?!?!? Man I Gotta Stop Talking To You Guys, You're No Help In Giving Answers -.-"

"Oh My Gosh! Yes Of Course! I'll Be Right Over Asap! Thank You! Bye!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Hung Up The Snailphone.

"Who Was That Grandma?"
Floyd Asked Curiously.

"Boys, Um, We're Gonna Have To Continue This Talk Later! One Of The Publishers I Sent My Novel I've Been Working On Just Reached Out To Me! HE MIGHT WANNA HELP ME PUBLISH IT!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said Excitedly.

"THAT'S GRRRREEEAAATT- You've Been Writing A Novel?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow.

"Seriously? Has No One Payed Attention To Me Writing More Recently??? I've Been Writing About YOU FIVE! And Everything You Do! Seriously No Memory??"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Nope"
Spruce Shook His Head.

"Nuh Uh"
John Dory Replied.

"We Kinda Have Our Own Adventures Going On Behind Your Back, No Offense"
Clay Shrugged.

"Fair Enough- Well He Wants To Have A Meeting Right Now With Me About Turning It Into A Full Blown Scrapbook Novel Series! C'mon We Gotta Go!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said As She Began To Walk Out Of The School.

"When Her Book Becomes Famous, Don't Get Jealous If I Become The Highlight"
John Dory Said To His Brothers.

"But Grandma Said The Book She Wrote Was About All Of Us .__."
Floyd Reminded John Dory.

John Dory Chuckled As He Squished Floyd's Cheeks And Booped His Nose.
"Soooo Adorableeeee! Boop!"

~~~

~At The TrollTree Library~

Arriving At The TrollTree Library Pod, Grandma Rosiepuff And The Brothers Stood Outside Of The Pod, Awaiting For Some To Answer The Door.

Grandma Rosiepuff Rang The Doorbell.
"Boys, I Beg, Best Behavior. This Is A REALLY Big Opportunity For Me!"

"Do We Have A Choice? .___."
Clay Blurted Out.

Spruce Covered Clay's Mouth.
"Best Behavior. Got It Grandma"

Opening The Door To The Library, The Famous Pop Troll Author Known As, "R.T. Plumegrass", Excitedly Greeted Grandma Rosiepuff And The Brothers, Who Was Eager For Their Arrival.

"Ah! There You Are Ms. Rosiepuff! Good To See You Good To See You! I Looked Forward To Meeting You For Quite Some Time Now"
R.T. Plumegrass Shook Hands With Grandma Rosiepuff.

"Glad To Meet You Mr. Plumegrass!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shook Hands Back.

"Please, Call Me R.T., And Look What You Brought Here! The Band Themselves"
R.T. Plumegrass Greeted The Brothers.

"Hiiii!"
Floyd Happily Waved.

"I Hope It's Okay I Brought Them, They Just Got Kicked Out Of School And This Was So Unexpected"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"No No It's Quite Alright! It's Better They're Here Anyways! Step Right In!"
R.T. Plumegrass Stepped Aside.

Coming Into The Library Pod, It Was Massive With A Bunch Of Books To Read And Check Out, As Well As R.T. Plumegrass's Office.

"I've Never Seen A More Richer Looking Library! This Guy's Got It Going On"
Spruce Said.

"I Gotta Host My Sad Book Club Here!"
Clay Said.

"How If We're Grounded?"
Baby Branch Questioned.

"Don't Worry About That Bumbo-"
Clay Patted Baby Branch's Head Innocently.

"Edward! Would You Please Get Our Boys Here Some Refreshments?"
R.T. Plumegrass Called Out For His Assistant.

Edward, R.T. Plumegrass's Assistant, Who Was. Glowbug, Flew Out To The Brothers And Placed Down Two Bowls Of Fresh Water And Sparkling Water.

"Fresh Or Sparkling Water?"
Edward Said In His Professional Sounding Voice, Handing Each Of Them Cups.

"I'll Stick With Fresh"
John Dory Said, Holding His Cup.

"Same!"
Spruce, Floyd, And Baby Branch Say Together With Their Cups.

"Well I'm Gonna Be Different And Have Some Sparkling Water! Bottoms Up!"
Clay Used His Cup To Scoop Some Sparkling Water Out The Bowl.

As Clay Tried To Drink Some Of The Sparkling Water, He Couldn't Help But To Gag From The Horrendous Taste Of It.

"BLEUGH- UGH! THAT'S LIKE DRINKING SAND.."
Clay Gagged In Disgust.

"But You Wanted To Be Different Right? So Drink Some More"
Spruce Smirked At Clay.

"OF COURSE I WILL CAUSE- bleugh- IT'S DELICIOUS!"
Clay Drank Some More And Let Out A Monsterous Burp.

"...."
The Brothers All Looked At Clay In Disgust, Can't Believing Their Actually Related To Him.

R.T. Plumegrass Sat Grandma Rosiepuff Down In Front Of His Desk.
"Ms. Rosiepuff Might I Just Say I Absolutely Adored The Drafts From Your Novel"

"Why Thank You!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Thanked With A Smile.

"And I'd Love To Be Your Publisher"
R.T. Plumegrass Told To Her.

"Oh My Gosh Really??! I'd Be Honored! I've Worked So Hard On It These Past Months And Would Love To Share It With The Rest Of The TrollTree!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"I Agree, Which Is Why I'm Willing To Publish Over 5,000 Copies Of Your Novel Into A Scrapbook"
R.T. Plumegrass Offered.

"Wow That's Alot! It'll Really Get The Buzz Out To Every Troll"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Correct! So Now Let's Get Down To The Basics, The Novel It's Self Is Phenomenonal. Writing Each Entry About The Stuff Your BroZone Grandsons Go Through Every Day. It's Really Intriguing"
R.T. Plumegrass Said.

"What Can I Say? They Make My Life A Lil Adventure"
Grandma Rosiepuff Chuckled.

"I Can See! So I Want To Propose This Idea Of A Twist For When We Publish It Into A Real Scrapbook Novel....By Making You The Main Protagonist"
R.T. Plumegrass Suggested.

"Wait Me? The Protagonist? But My Grandsons Are Really The Star Of The Entries"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Yes Indeed, But The More I Read You Drafts, The More I Saw A Vision Of Telling These Stories From Your Perspective! Just Think About It, A Single Grandmother Guardian Taking Care Of The One And Only BroZone In Her Daily Life! Now That Shines Intriguing Possibilities. For Adults And Kids Fans Of The Band"
R.T. Explained To Her.

"Wow Um, It's Unique Way Of Telling My Novel, I Guess New Perspectives Aren't So Bad"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"I Love That Attitude! And Like Most Novels, The Protagonist Comes With An Obstacle. That Beings Antagonists"
R.T. Plumegrass Said.

"Antagonists?"
The Brothers Said From The Corner.

"I'm Sorry, Antagonistsss? As In Plural? But There's None Really In My Entries"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Edward! Show Her The Poster Draft"
R.T. Plumegrass Ordered His Assistant.

Flying Over To The Desk, Edward Held Up A Poster With Evil Looking BroZone Scrapbook Heads, With The Head Title Called: "The Troubled Pentagon".

John Dory Looked Closely At The Poster From Where He Was.
"Wait A Minute- That's US?!?!? We're The Antagonists??!?!?"

"OH MY GOSH!!!! What's An Antagonist?"
Floyd Whispered To Spruce.

"Someone Who's Bad Against The Protagonist. In This Case, Grandma"
Spruce Explained To His Brother.

"THAT'S POPPYCOCK! WE'RE NOT ANTAGONISTS-"
Clay Said Loudly.

"Boys, Settle. And Why Is It Called The Troubled Pentagon? My Drafts Were Called Tales Of The Band"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Yes Correct But It Also Blossomed The Idea Of What Is BroZone Like Aside From Boyband Life. In This Case, Causing Your Life...A Bit Of Of A Mess"
R.T. Plumegrass Said.

"They're A Little Mischievous But They Mean Well By It"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"EXACTLY!"
John Dory Said.

"Are You Sure? Cause Even According To Your Own Novel Entries They've Destroyed Your House, Caused A School Prank War, Lit Stuff On Fire, Reckless Parties, And Even As You Said Today, Kicked Out Of School"
R.T. Plumegrass Replied.

"Wait Grandma, You Wrote ALL Of That In Your Novel? You Really Think We're Nothing But Trouble?"
John Dory Said To His Grandmother.

"Of Course Not No! I Just....Hhh...I Wanted To Write Down Your Lives And Mine"
Grandma Rosiepuff Replied.

"But It Sounds Like All We Cause To Your Life Is Nothing But...Bad Mayhem.."
John Dory Said With His Ears Down.

R.T. Plumegrass Stood Up From His Seat.
"Follow Me! I Wanna Show You Something"

~~~

Outside Of The Library Pod, R.T. Plumegrass Brought Grandma Rosiepuff And The Brothers To See A Giant Billboard Posted High Up In The TrollTree, Of The Upcoming Book Of "The Troubled Pentagon".

Grandma Rosiepuff's Eyes Widen.
"Wow! It's Um....So Vibrant!"

"Yes Indeed! Really Shows The Angsty Side Of Your Grandsons"
R.T. Plumegrass Replied.

"Angsty?....That's No Real Description Of Us At All.."
John Dory Said Under His Breath.

"So! Whaddya Think Ms. Rosiepuff?"
R.T. Plumegrass Asked.

Grandma Rosiepuff Didn't Know How To Answer.
"What Do I Think? Um...Well...It's Not My Vision At First Glance But Interesting To Say The Least But-"

"EXCELLENT! Let Me Bring You Back Inside To Explain The Publishing Process!"
R.T. Plumegrass Said As He Walked Grandma Rosiepuff Back Into The Library.

Remaining Still, The Brothers Were Glued Looking Up Above At The Giant Billboard, Really Making Themselves Look Like Antagonizing Villians To The TrollTree By One Poster.

"John? Are We Really...Bad As That Poster? A Troubled Pentagon..?"
Baby Branch Sadly Asked John Dory.

"And Do We Really Cause This Much Damage To Grandma's Life And To Everyone Else?"
Floyd Asked As Well.

John Dory Didn't Know How To Answer, But Thought Of What It Should Result In.
"Guys....If We Do This Much Bad Things As Everyone Sees Us As...Then...This Isn't Where We Belong"

~~~

~Back At Rosiepuff's Pod~

Upstairs In Their Bedroom, The Brothers Had Made A Life Changing Decision That Would Affect Them The Rest Of Their Lives And Their Family's Life: To Run Away.

As They Were Grounded, The Brothers Had Locked Themselves In Their Room To Pack Up Some Important Items In Scarves And Tie Them To Sticks.

"Guys...Are We Really Thinking About Doing This?"
Spruce Asked His Brothers.

John Dory Sighed As He Tied Up His Scarf To His Stick.
"What Choice Do We Have Man? If We're Seen As Bad And Non Stop Troublemakers, What's The Point In Staying To Continue To Cause More Damage To Our Lives, Our Friends Lives, And Importantly....Grandma's.."

"This Is Really It Huh..?"
Clay Said.

"This Home Is All We've Ever Known.."
Floyd Said.

"Our Life.."
Baby Branch's Ears Drooped Back Down.

"I'm Gonna Miss This Pod...Anybody Wanna Say Goodbyes To Anything?"
John Dory Asked Them.

"Well...Goodbye Water-Stained Ceilings"
Clay Said.

"Goodbye Silverware Drawer That Doesn't Close All The Way"
Floyd Said.

"Goodbye Windows Painted Shut"
Spruce Said.

"Goodbye Door You Have To Lean On To Close"
Baby Branch Said.

"Goodbye Peeling Wallpaper That Reveals Other Wallpaper"
Clay Said.

"Goodbye Carpet That's Never Been Dry"
Spruce Said.

"Goodbye Unpermitted Bathroom Addition"
Clay Said.

"Goodbye Lamp That Shocks You Everytime You Touch It"
Floyd Said.

"Goodbye Picture Of Our Poorly Aged Ancestors"
Baby Branch Said.

"Goodbye Plastic Bags Full Of Other Plastic Bags"
Clay Said.

"Goodbye Medicine Cabinet With Black Mold In The Corner"
Spruce Said.

"Damn Let's Get The Fuck Outta Here"
Clay Realized They Said Too Much.

"Agreed! Now Go!"
John Dory Ordered To His Brothers.

Using A Rope, The Brothers Lowered A It Down Out Their Bedroom Window For Them To Climb Out Of Safely One By One.

Before John Dory Could Follow Them, Rhonda Was Gently Scratching On His Leg, Not Wanting Her Owner To Leave Her Behind, With Sadly Teary Eyes.

John Dory Turned Around And Kneeled Down To Rhonda.
"Rhonda Girl Please....I Told You...We've Caused Enough Damage Here Already. We Have To Go. And I Don't Want Our Trouble To Effect You Wherever We Go So...You Need To Stay"

As John Dory Went Back To The Window, Rhonda Cried More In Her Armadillo Noises And Gently Scratched On John Dory's Leg.

"Rhonda No! I Said STAY!"
John Dory Accidentally Raised His Voice At Rhonda.

Hearing Her Owner Raise His Voice At Her, Rhonda Whimpered And Backed Away From John Dory, Knowing He Was Being Serious.

John Dory Sighed And Went Back To Rhonda To Pet Her.
"I'm Sorry Girl, Look I Don't Wanna Be A Bad Influence On You Too Okay?....Now Stay And Take Care Of Grandma For Us Okay?"

Sadly, Rhonda Nodded At Her Owner's Orders And Crawled Up To John Dory's Bed To Snuggle Into It, Already Missing Her Beloveded Square Owner She's Grown To Love.

~~~

After Getting One Look Back At Their Room, John Dory Climbed Down The Rope From Their Bedroom And Onto The Grass At The Bottom Of The TrollTree.

"Shouldn't Say One Last Bye To Grandma...?"
Floyd Asked His Brothers.

"As If She Even Care...We've Caused Her Enough Stress As Her Troubled Grandsons"
John Dory Said, Knowing It Was For The Best.

"Hhh...I Guess.."
Floyd Sighed Deeply To Himself, Wishing He Could Still Say Goodbye.

John Dory Inhaled As He Spoke To Baby Branch.
"Alright Branch...Play Us Out.."

Taking Out John Dory's Mixtape, Baby Branch Pressed To Play One Of The Sadder Songs On His Tracklist, For Background Music As They Sadly Walk Into The Sunset.

🎵 Oh, I've finally decided
my future liessss.. 🎵

🎵 Beyond the
yellow brick roooaaaad! 🎵

🎵 Ahhhhh,
ah-ah, ah-ah~ 🎵

🎵 Aaaah-ah-ah,
ahhh~ 🎵

With Their Depressing Background Music And Their Runaway Sticks N Scarves, The Brothers Walked Off Far Away From Their Once Home Of The TrollTree, Feeling Like Nothing But Bad Kids Who Deserve No Home.