~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~At TrollTree High~

On A Monday Morning, The Students Of TrollTree High School Began To Arrive At The Campus Before The Bell Would Ring To Start Classes.

Arriving At The Front Of The School, John Dory Had His Backpack On As He Stared At The Courtyard, Filled With Kids Waiting To Enter School.

Reaching Into His Hair, John Dory Took Out His Mixtape He Had Recently Gotten As A Gift From His Parents, And Plugged In His Headphones In His Ears And Placed The Mixtape In His Pocket.

As The Mixtape Began To Blast In His Ears, It Played The First Song On The Mix, Which Was A Classic Song From The 70's, Making John Dory Bop His Head And Shake His Shoulders Up And Down.

With The Classic Song All He Can Hear In His Head, John Dory Begun To Dance His Way Into The School Campus, Not Caring About Anything But The Song Playing In His Ears.

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 What's the matter
with your heeeead,
yeahhh! 🎶

As John Dory Dance His Way Onto Campus, He Wasn't Aware Of His Surroundings As He Bumped Into Some Kids And Interrupted Them.

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 What's the matter
with your miiiind? 🎶

"Ow! HEY! Watch It Asshole!"
Some Of The Kids Shouted As John Dory Bumped Into Them.

🎶 And your sign
an-a, oh-oh-oh! 🎶

John Dory Passed Through Some Kids Playing With A Frisbee, And Caught It In His Hands And Threw It Out Far Away Into The Distance As He Was Grooving.

"DUDE!!! WHAT THE HELL???"
The 2 Kids Shout At The Dancing Square Menace.

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 Haaaaiiil! 🎶

🎶 Baby find it,
come on and find it! 🎶

Principal Crank, Arrived At School, As He Had A Breakfast Burrito In His Hand, Ready To Chow It Down Happily.

Until, John Dory Slid Past Him And Snatched Mr. Crank's Breakfast Burrito And Gulped It Down In One Bite.

"HEY!!!! DELINQUENT DORY, THAT'S DETENTION!!!! And There Goes My One Happy Breakfast ☹️"
Mr. Crank Yelled Then Frowned To Himself, Wishing He Could Finally Enjoy One Breakfast Meal.

🎶 Hail, with it, baby,
'cause you're fine! 🎶

Jumping Onto A Table Bench, John Dory Danced And Shook His Hips As He Kicked The Board Game Of Chess 2 Kids Were Playing, Until He Ruined It.

"YOU JERK! THAT'S OUR GAME!! -.-"
The 2 Kids Yell At John Dory And Glared At Him Angrily.

🎶 And you're mine,
and you look so divine! 🎶

"Come And Get Your Looooveee! Come And Get Your Love! Awwh Yeah!🕺🎶"
John Dory Sung Out Loud And Danced On The Table, Not Realizing How Annoying And Loud He Was Singing.

"...."
Baby Branch And Boo Watched John Dory Act Like A Fool, Across The Courtyard.

Boo Took Out Her Binky And Spoke Towards Baby Branch.
"So He's An Idiot?"

".....Yeah 😐"
Baby Branch Replied, As He Was Embarrassed To Say That Was His Brother.

Boo Put Back In Her Binky, And Picked Up A Rock To Throw It At John Dory And Knock Him Out From Acting Like A Embarrassing Disappointment.

B O N K ! 🪨

"DOI-"
John Dory Yelped Out As He Got Hit With The Rock In The Head And Flopped On The Ground.

Boo Casually Walked Up To The Knocked Out John Dory, Grabbed His Leg, And Dragged Him Away, Looking As If She Was Dragging A Lifeless Body.

Baby Branch Chuckled At That As He Shook His Head, Then Walked Over To A Nearby Mushroom, Where Spruce Was Staring At Something.

"Hey Spruce! Wanna Get Some Breakfast From The Cafeteria? They Got French Toastttttt~"
Baby Branch Nudged Spruce's Leg.

Stuck In A Gaze, Spruce Was Staring At A New Band Group Called "The Soul Bro's", Who Were A Group Of 3 Smooth Cool Kids Who Performed Soulful R&B Music With Drumming.

"Spruce? Spruuuuce?"
Baby Branch Tried To Get His Big Brother's Attention, Waving His Little Hands.

"😦 🥁 😦"
Spruce Was Too Much Stuck Staring At The Drumming The Soul Bros Group Was Playing, Loving Every Beat The Drum Sound Made.

Baby Branch Turned And Spoke To The Wattpad Readers.
"If You Haven't Caught On Yet, Spruce Has Recently Taken An Interest In Drumming! He's Been Distracted A Lot By It And Really Puts Him In His Own World"

~Flashback~

In The Kitchen, As He Was About To Grab A Turkey Leg, Spruce Played With The Drumsticks Of The Turkey, And Pretended Like He Was Drumming. 🍗

".____________."
The Other Brothers And Grandma Rosiepuff Were Waiting Annoyingly At The Table For Spruce To Pass Around Their Dinner.

~~~

At The TrollTree Market, Sidney Was About To Drink Herself A Trolli-Slush Slushie, Until Spruce Started To Hit His Fingers On Her Back As If He Was Pretending To Drum.

"ARGH-"
Sidney Choked On Her Slushie And Coughed Loudly As She Glared At Spruce Also.

~~~

At The Movie Theater At The TrollTree, The Brothers And The Sisters Were Hanging Out Watching The Movie "Space Jelly-Jam", Until They Noticed Spruce Was Pretending To Drum With His Candy Bars.

"-.-"
The Brothers And The Sisters Glared Over At Spruce, Wanting Him To Be Kicked Out The Theater.

~~~

In The Bathroom, Baby Branch Was Being Diaper Changed By Spruce, Until He Got Distracted And Kept Tapping His Hands On Baby Branch's Butt Cheeks, Acting Like It Was A Drum.

Baby Branch Turned At His Brother, Annoyed At Him.
"You Gonna Change Me Or What Pal? -.-"

~End Of Flashback~

Baby Branch Continued To Speak To The Wattpad Readers.
"See? But I Guess I Can't Be Mad At Him. It's His New Hobby And Who Am I To Take Away What He Loves?"

Spruce Gripped Onto The Mushroom, Desperately Wanting To Join The Soul Bros At Their Drumming And Perform A Passionate Drum Solo.

"👏👏👏"
The Students Around The Courtyard Clapped And Cheered For The Soul Bro's Drumming Performance As They Finished.

🔔 🔔 🔔

Mr. Crank Yelled Out Loud At The Students At The Sound Of The Bell.
"Okay Delinquents Of Thr Upcoming Millennial Generation- GET TO CLASS!!!"

As The Students Heard The Bell Ring And Their Irritating Principal's Voice, Everyone Got Into The Building To Start The Day For Their Classes.

"Okaaaay, Let's Go Drum-Throb"
Baby Branch Pushed Spruce Into The Building, As He Was Still Stuck In His Drumming Trance.

~~~

~In Math Class~

During The Day, In Mr. Cal's Math Class, The Lesson Was Going On And Being Taught, As The Students Listened, With Clay, Spruce, Claire, And Sidney Sitting Together In The Class.

Meanwhile, Spruce Was Busy Acting Like He Was Drumming By Tapping His Pencil On His Math Notebook.

"Okay Class! So Let's Talk About The Pythagorean Theorem! Who Can Take An Educated Guess What It Is?"
Mr. Cal Asked The Class.

Clay, Trying To Concentrate, Looked Over At His Annoying Brother.
"Psst! Dude, Enough With The Pencil Drumming! I'm Actually Trying To Learn"

Claire Snickered To Herself, Sitting Beside Clay's Desk.
"Pff- I'm Sorry, But You? Acting Wanting To Learn?"

"Yes Claire, Because I Have A Goal To Become A Licensed CPA And Count Money!"
Clay Replied Back.

"Do You Even Know What Else A CPA Does Than Count Money?"
Claire Questioned.

"Uhhh...Not Yet- BUT! When I Do Become One, I'll Make Sure To File You For Tax Evasion!"
Clay Firmly Told Claire.

"You Don't Even Know What That Is!"
Claire Said.

Clay Slammed His Fist On His Desk.
"BUT I'LL LEARN YOU PINK CHIPETTE LOOKIN MOTHERFU-"

"CLAY!"
Mr. Cal Shouted From The Front Of The Class.

"HA!"
Sidney Gave A Laugh From Being Clay's Desk, Knowing He Got Caught.

"Dammit....Yessss Mr. Cal? 😁"
Clay Put On A Big Innocent Smile.

"Since You're Having A Good Time Talking Up A Storm, Do You Mind Giving A Guess On What The Pythagorean Theorem Is?"
Mr. Cal Asked Clay.

".....It Means Your Wife Is Making Love To Other Guys"
Clay Blurted Out.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣 🤣 🤣"
The Class Bursted Out Into A Loud Laughter At Clay's Insult.

Mr. Cal Chuckled Sarcastically.
"You Think You're Funny But You're Not. Cause News To You- My Wife And I ARE Having Problems!"

"Oh-"
Clay Reacted Back Blankly.

"In Fact! She's Not Even My Wife Anymore! SHE'S MY EX WIFE! I Caught Her Kissing Another Man Who Happens To Be A Male Troll Model! HOW DO I COMPETE WITH THAT HUH??? I'LL TELL YOU HOW! BY BEING A DAMN HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER WITH MINIMUM WAGE CAUSE APPARENTLY- I CAN'T PLEASURE A WOMAN!"
Mr. Cal Continued His Rant.

"...."
The Class Blankly Stared And Listened To Their Teacher's Ramble Of His Sad Life.

"MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS HAVING A PREGNANCY EGG SCARE! ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT AND LAUGH???"
Mr. Cal Said, Keeping His Rant Going.

Sidney Leaned Forward And Whispered To Clay, Claire, And Spruce.
"The Fact He Even Has A Daughter Is Insane-"

"Literally"
Claire Whispered Back To Her Sister.

"Well Since No One Wants To Laugh At That, I Have Someone We Can All Laugh At. For Your Lesson Today, I Have A Special Guest Here Who Is Going To Prove To You All That Math Is Fun And You Can Make It Fun By Using Comedy!"
Mr. Cal Told The Class.

Clay Raised His Eyebrow At That.
"Comedy? Wait...Hold Up...DOES HE MEAN-"

"Class, Please Welcome The TrollTree's Favorite Comedian, Giggle McCain!"
Mr. Cal Introduced, Stepping Aside.

Coming Into The Classroom, The TrollTree's Most Famous Stand Up Comedian, Giggle McCain, Came To Present Himself To Make Some Math Jokes To Prove Math Is Fun.

"😱 HOLY SAD BOOK DAMN...IT'S GIGGLE MCCAIN.."
Clay Got Starstruck, To See His Favorite Comedian Idol In His Classroom.

"Giggle Mc-Who?"
Claire Raised Her Eyebrow, Confused.

"Clearly, You Don't Know Quality Claire, Cause If You Did, You'd Recognize THE BEST COMEDIC GENIUS IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDIC GENIUSES! He's My Idolllll 🤩 If Anyone Would Hurt Him, I'd Diss Them So Badly"
Clay's Eyes Sparkled For A Moment.

"So He's Like Your Inspiration To Being A Funny Guy?"
Sidney Leaned Forward To Ask Clay.

"UH HUH! 😄"
Clay Turned Back At Sidney.

"Wowwww....Then It's Not Working"
Sidney Said Back To Clay.

"._______."
Clay Stared At Sidney, Wanting To Hit Her With His Mathbook.

"Hello Hello Class! I'm Giggle McCain And You've Probably Met Me Before Cause I Live In Your Laughboxes! Why's That? BECAUSE I BOX-PUNCH THE LAUGHS OUT OF YOU!"
Giggle McCain Winked At The Class.

🥁 BA-DUM-TSSS 🥁

"HAHAHAHAAAAAA! 🤣"
Clay Laughed Hardly To Himself At The Joke From His Idol.

"That Wasn't Even Clever- And Where Did That Sound Effect Come From?!"
Claire Said.

"WHO CARES? ISN'T HE THE FUNNIEST?! 🤣"
Clay Said, Still Laughing.

"How Is He The Fun?"
Sidney Whispered Over At Spruce.

"Don't Ask Me Questions That Even I Wouldn't Know The Answers To-"
Spruce Told Sidney.

Giggle McCain Continued With His Presentation.
"So I'm Here Today To Make Math More Fun For You All! And Say That You Can Laugh At Numbers. For Example, As Disturbing As This Sounds, I Now Learned Why The Number Six Is Afraid Of Seven"

"....."
The Students In The Class Blinked, Trying To Figure Out The Punch Line.

"....Because Seven Eight Nine!"
Giggle McCain Bounced His Eyebrows At The Class.

🥁 BA-DUM-TSS! 🥁

"PFFFFAHAHAHAHAA!!!! 🤣 GET IT?? CAUSE EIGHT SOUNDS LIKE ATE"
Clay Laughed Hard As He Nudged On Claire To Laugh.

"Don't Explain The Joke -.-"
Claire Glared Annoyingly At Clay.

"What's Even More Nerve Wrecking Is My Stomach Right Now! I Mean There's Just Butterflies In My Tummy Right Now! Plus, Those Butterflies Told Me Their Favorite Subject In School.....Mothematics"
Giggle McCain Smirked At The Class.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! HOLY SHIT THAT'S COMEDY GOLD! WHERE DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?? 🤣🤣"
Clay Banged His Hand On His Desk, Dying From Laughter.

"Probably From A Cooperate Website Of Math Jokes-"
Sidney Sassed And Mumbled To Herself.

Alice, One Of The Students, Raised Her Hand Suddenly.
"Hey, I Have A Follow Up Question For You- How Come Your Name Is Giggle?"

"Well It's A Generational Name In My Family! Long Line Of Comedians"
Giggle McCain Replied.

Alice Snickered To Herself.
"Then I Guess They Giggled At Their Careers Go Down The Drain"

As The Insult By Alice Was Blurted Out, Some Of The Class Laughed At It, Meanwhile, Clay Slowly Turned His Head Towards Alice For Dissing His Idol.

Clay Began To Speak To Alice.
"Hey Uh, Alice? Hi 👋, I'm Clay, We Never Officially Met But I'm A Big Fan Of Your Work And Have A Theory On Why You're Such A Bitch 😊. You See, You're Popular Cause You're Hiding The Fact That Your Dad Is A Worthless Piece Of Crap That Even Your Step Mom Won't Want, So When You Turn 18, You Become A Whore And Expose Yourself As Nothing But A Bum In Piercings. And Also, Speaking Of Piercings, The Whole School Knows You Cried When You Got Your Ears Pierced So That Makes You Look More Like A Punk Bitch. On Top Of That, Your First Kiss With Brian Was A Fake Because He Actually Threw Up From You Giving Him Rabies So That Relationship Was Nothing But You Wanting Attention With Your Hoe-less Life, Does That About Cover It? ✨️"

"😦"
Alice, Along With The Rest Of The Class, Was Speechless By Clay's Diss.

"Jeez Clay-"
Spruce Said At His Brother.

"Oh- Sorry, Giggle McCain Is My Idol So I Felt Obligated To Say Those Things 😁"
Clay Told Alice With A Grin.

"WAAAAAAAH- 😣😭"
Alice Cried Out Loud And Grabbed Her Books To Run Out The Classroom.

"You May Continue Your Beautiful Comedy Math Lecture Mr. McCain 🙂"
Clay Said, Sitting In A Well Behaved Manner.

"I'm Gonna Go Check On Alice!"
Mr. Cal Ran Out The Classroom.

"Didn't Know You Were That Passionate About This Guy Clay"
Claire Said To Clay.

Clay Nodded Rapidly.
"I REALLY AM! I Take Inspiration From Him To Be Fun! I'd Do Anything To Impress Him.."

Claire Tapped Her Chin, Thinking Of A Possible Idea.
"Anything Huh?"

Giggle McCain Came Over To Clay's Desk.
"Excuse Me Young Man, May I Have A Word?"

"HOLY COMIC BOOK- GIGGLE MCCAIN IS TALKING TO ME! YES YES YOU MAY! YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY WORDS!"
Clay Rapidly Shook Giggle McCain's Hand.

Giggle McCain Chuckled At That.
"I Really Like Your Ambition There Kid! And I Can Tell You're A Big Fan Of Me"

"THE BIGGEST! YOU'RE MY IDOL! I'd Sell My Soul For You 😦"
Clay Said In A Weird Way.

"And Unfortunately Sir, He's Not Kidding"
Sidney Blurted Out.

"Well Might I Say I Am Honored To Be Your Idol, And You've Caught My Attention With The Insult You Have To Your Classmate"
Giggle McCain Said.

"Oh That? It's Okay, She's Fine, She's One Of Those Popular Girls In Chick Flicks With Low Ratings And A 43% Rotten Tomatoes Score"
Clay Replied.

Giggle McCain Laughed At That.
"That Insult, While Crazy, It Was Pretty Humorous Way To Do It. You Have Potential There To Be A Comedian"

"I Do??? 😱
Clay Gasped As He Gripped His Desk.

"For Sure! How Would You Like To Be My Opening Act For My Comedy Stand Up Show Later This Week? The Audience Would Love Young Talent!"
Giggle McCain Offered.

"ME?!?! OPEN FOR MY COMEDIC IDOL?!? DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!"
Clay Said Excitedly.

"Yes"
Claire And Sidney Say, Instigating In The Conversation.

"Don't Mind Them Sir- BUT YES! TOTALLY!! I'LL KNOCK THAT CROWD OUT WITH MY FUNNY WAYS!"
Clay Replied, Agreeing To It.

Giggle McCain Grinned At Clay And Patted His Head.
"I'm Sure You Will.....Champ"

Hearing The Word "Champ" Called By His Comedian Idol, Clay Fell Into A Daydream Of Superstardom And Stunned By Being Called That By His Favorite Comedic Legend.

C h a m p

𝕮 𝕳 𝕬 𝕸 𝕻

ℂ ℍ 𝔸 𝕄 ℙ

ᝯׁ hׁׅ֮ ɑׁׅ֮ ꩇׁׅ݊ ℘

​🇨​ ​🇭​ ​🇦​ ​🇲​ ​🇵

Ⓒ Ⓗ Ⓐ Ⓜ Ⓟ

≋C≋ ≋H≋ ≋A≋ ≋M≋ ≋P≋

"...."
Claire, Sidney, And Spruce Glanced Down At The Floor Of Clay Daydreaming And In A Daze.

Claire Tapped Clay With Her Foot.
"....I Say We Pit-Pocket Him"

~~~

~In Reading Class~

In Ms. Bloom's Reading Class, She Was About To Give Out Instructions On A New Assignment Project, As The Class Waited Quietly And Patiently For Directions.

Being Occupied At Her Desk, Dora Was Trying To Sort Out All Of Her Pencils For The Class, Even If The Pencils All Looked The Same. ✏️

As She Moved Around Her Pencils To Organize, Dora Made A Lot Of Noise By Slamming The Pencils On The Desk, Getting Everyone In The Classroom Annoyed.

Dora Couldn't Decide How To Organize Her Pencils And Turned To The Troll Beside Her.
"Excuse Me?"

"I Don't Wanna Have To Report You Again -.-"
Gia Glared Over At Dora.

Dora Giggled For A Second.
"PFFF- HA! I Was Just Wondering If I Should Have My Homework Pencil Next To My Notebook Pencil. Or Should I Put The Notebook Pencil Beside The Essay Pencil! Or Maybe-"

Gia Kept Glaring At Dora.
"-.- I Think It Goes Stuck Inside Your-"

"-WAIT! I GOT IT! I'll Put The Essay Pencil Next To The Homework Pencil IN CASEEEEE We Get An Essay For Homework! Therefore, I Can Be Prompt To Write An Essay With The Essay ANNND Homework Pencil! 😁"
Dora Smiled Wide, Being Proud Of Her Organization.

Ms. Bloom Stepped Up And Spoke To Her Class.
"Alright Class! Your Assignment For This Week Is To Write An Oral Report On What Makes You, You. Such As Your Personalities And How You Think Your Personality Can Impact The World. And It Must Be Done In 1000 Words"

"Ugggghhhh.."
The Students In The Class Groan From The Long Assignment Assigned.

"YAAAAY!"
Floyd Being The Only One Happy About The Assignment And Cheered.

"Oooo! This Assignment Is Perfect For Me Floyd! After All, My Personality Like Totally Shines And Impacts A Lot 😌"
Dora Said Proudly Of Herself.

"Definitely Dora! Maybe We Can Work On Our Oral Report Together! Like Study Buddies!"
Floyd Suggested.

"O M GOSHHHHH! YESSSSS! ALSO- What's An Oral Report Anyway?"
Dora Whispered To Floyd.

"Oh It's Just Like An Essay"
Floyd Replied.

"Essay? OH GOOD! That's What I Got My Essay Pencil On Deck"
Dora Held Up Her Essay Pencil.

"....An Essay In Which You Present In Front Of The ENTIRE Class! 😄"
Floyd Added On.

Dora's Pupils Shrunk Tiny, As She Suddenly Gotten Scared Out Of Her Mind
"•_______• P-P-P-Present....E-E-Entire...C-C-Class?"

"Yeah! Don't Worry, I Was Scared My First Time Presenting To The Class! I Might've Peed Myself BUT STILL WORKED OUT! 👍"
Floyd Gave Dora A Thumbs Up.

Dora Gulped, Nervously.
"O-Oh Yeah! Of Course! Gonna Work Out For Me Too Right? RIGHT?!?"

"....I Mean It Should?"
Floyd Shrugged At Dora.

"Oh No.."
Dora Grabbed Her Hair And Put Her Head Down.

Ms. Bloom Continued With Instructions.
"For Today, We're Going To Write A Short Draft, On What Our Essay Will Look Like! Then You Will All Edit It Throughout The Week For The Final Piece. So You'll Have 30 Minutes To Write A Short Draft Then Present It To The Class Before The Bell Rings!"

"YAAAAY!"
Floyd Cheered, Being The Only One Again.

"OHHHHH NO.."
Dora Said, Getting Even More Nervous.

"Begin!"
Ms. Bloom Told The Class To Allow Them To Start Writing Their 1st Draft Of Their Oral Report.

As The Rest Of The Class Begun To Write Down Their 1st Draft For Their Oral Report, Dora Was Too Nervously Anxious To Start Writing As She Just Stared Blankly Out Into The Distance.

~~~

~~~

Still Staring Out Into The Distance During The 30 Minutes Of Work Time, Dora Has Yet To Start Her 1st Draft Of Her Oral Report, While The Rest Of The Class Finished.

Ms. Bloom Checked The Time And Shouted Out To Stop.
"Times Up! Pencils Down!"

"Done!"
Floyd Placed Down His Pencil.

Dora Shook Her Head And Snapped Out Of It.
"AH! Oh No- I Didn't Finish! Or Even Start! AAAAH I'M DOOMED...I'M FLUNKING FOR SURE!"

"Relaxxxx Dora, It's Only A Draft. It's Not Final. Just Write Down Something! Anything!"
Floyd Told His Friend.

Quickly Grabbing Her Pencil, Dora Wrote Down On Her Paper Whatever She Can Think Of, Which Was Nothing The Topic Of The Oral Report Was About.

"Now, Who'd Like To Go First?"
Ms. Bloom Asked The Class.

Floyd Raised His Hand, Desperate To Go First As A Volunteer.
"🙋‍♂️ OOH! OOH! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM! MS. BLOOM!"

"Hmmm...How About You Ms. Dora Jelly?"
Ms. Bloom Suggested At Dora.

Floyd Pouted And Whined To Himself
"AWEEE...But Yay Dora! 👏"

"M-M-ME?! 😳"
Dora Said As She Blushed With Her Nervousness.

"Why Yes! Since You Are Fairly New To The Class, How's About To Show Us What You Got?"
Ms. Bloom Told Her Student.

Dora Tapped Her Fingers Together.
"U-U-UHHHH 👉👈 Orrrr Maybe We Can Just Chat At Our Desks! Like, Ooh Girllll Your Brown Hair Makes You Pop Out! Likeeeee Lets Add Some Glitter To That! Huh?! You'd Look Like Mariah Carey For Sure! You'll Get ALLLLL The Middle Aged Men Attention 👍"

"It's Okay Dora, Nothing To Be Nervous About! We're All Friends Here And Will Make You Comfortable"
Ms. Bloom Ensured Her Student.

Dora Gulped Again As She Slowly Stood Up From Her Seat.
"O-O-O-Okay.."

"YEAHHH! LET'S GO DORA! 👏 DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA!"
Floyd Chanted And Encouraged Dora.

Slowly And Shaking On Her Way To The Front Of The Class, Dora Held Her Paper In Her Hands As She Faced The Entire Classroom, Immediately Getting Nervous And Feeling Anxiety.

"Um...Heh Heh...My Um...First Draft Of My Oral Report...Says Um...Um.."
Dora Rapidly Looked At Her Paper And At The Students.

"...."
The Students Just Watched Dora And Waited For Her To Present Her Draft.

Straightening Her Outfit, Dora Began To Feel Sweaty As Her Nervous Anxiety Rose Up From Fearing The Worst If She Embarrassed Herself In Front Of The Whole Class, Almost Feeling Like The Walls Were Closing In On Her.

"😰 I Uh...Um..Uh...SUBLIME!!!!"
Dora Blurted Out Randomly And Dashed Out Of The Classroom.

"???"
The Students Looked At One Another, Confused About Dora's Presentation.

"Dora??"
Floyd Said, Concerned For His Friend Who Had Ran Out The Classroom.

Ms. Bloom Blinked And Stood Back In Front Of The Class.
"......Class Dismissed On Behalf Of Sublime"

~~~

~At Rosiepuff's Pod~

In The Evening, The Brothers Were Back Home After School To Have Some Dinner With Their Grandmother, Along With The Sisters Of GalZone, Who Were Invited To Join Them.

Grandma Rosiepuff Placed The Last Plate Of Food On The Dinner Table.
"I Hope You Brought Your Appetites! Chef Rosiepuff Has Made You All A Big Meal!"

"Thank You So Much For Having Us Over Ms. Rosiepuff! It's Much Better Than What Our Uncle Crank Makes For Us At Home....eEuGh Barbequed Spider Meat.."
Claire Shivered In Disgust.

Fawn Was Eating The Plants In The Middle Of The Dining Table.
"Yeah! Soooo Much Better!"

"No Problem Girls! And...You're Eating The Flower Decorations..."
Grandma Rosiepuff Gestured.

Fawn Blinked For A Second Realizing That She Was Eating The Flowers, But Then Slowly Continued To Chew It.

"...Wow.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Fawn! Manners!"
Sidney Pulled Her Sister Back.

"Dig In!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Allowed For The Kids To Begin Eating.

"Finally! I'm Famished!"
Floyd Grabbed A Chicken Leg And Bit Into It.

Boo Grabbed Her Knife And Rapidly Sliced Her Bread, Pretending Like It Was A Body And Visioning A Murder.

"Boo, That Bread Did Nothing To You"
Baby Branch Told Her.

"🖕"
Boo Flipped Baby Branch Off From Him Disturbing Her Trying To Eat Murderously.

"I Still Don't See Why We Had To Invite The Girls Over To Dinner-"
Clay Annoyingly Stabbed Her Fork In His Meal.

"Rude-"
Sidney Sipped Her Drink.

"C'mon Clay. You Know Good Well You Enjoy Us Being Around You Guys More!"
Claire Told Him.

Clay Rolled His Eyes At Her.
"Not At Family Game Night Last Night -.-"

~Flashback~

At Family Game Night Yesterday, Grandma Rosiepuff, The Brothers, And The Sisters Were Playing A Game Of Guess The Drawing.

Dora Yelled In Clay's Ear Of What She Thought He Was Drawing.
"IT'S A JACKEL! JACKEL?! IT'S A JACKEL! JACKEL! JACKEL! JACKEL! JACKEL! IT'S A JACKEL?! JACKEL! JACKEL! JACKEL! IT'S A JACKEL!"

"Annnd Time!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Called Out On The Timer.

Clay Groaned And Yelled At Dora.
"IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT- WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TEN TIMES?!?!?"

Clay Pushed The Notepad Off The Table And Stormed Off Annoyed.
"FUCK!"

~End Of Flashback~

Grandma Rosiepuff Cleared Her Throat At Her Grandson.
"Ahem! Clay, Be Nice"

"Plus, How Can You Be Mad Clay?! We're Eating Seafood Together!"
Fawn Said.

Clay Raised His Eyebrow.
"What? No We're Not-"

Fawn Stuck Out Her Tongue, With Her Chewed Up Food On It.
"SEE-FOOD! BLEEEHHHH! 😝"

"EW! FAWN! UGH, SEE WHAT I MEAN!?"
Clay Gestured At Fawn.

"Come Get Some Rickroll!"
Fawn Spit Out Her Chewed Food Under The Table.

Coming Under The Table To The Spit Out Food From Fawn, Rickroll Happily Ate Up The Smushed Food And Burped Out Loud.

John Dory Had His Headphones In As He Was Still Listening To His Mixtape.
"Come And Get Your Loooveeee~"

Grandma Rosiepuff Tapped John Dory's Arm.
"John, I Love How Much You Love Your New Mixtape But We're At Dinner. Put It Aside"

John Dory Took His Headphones Out.
"Awe C'mon! How Come I Can't Listen To My Music But Spruce Gets To Drum Everything In Sight?!"

Over By His Plate, Spruce Was Using His Fork And Spoon To Drum On His Plate And Make A Beat, As He Was In His Own World Again.

"IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL SPRUCE!"
Clay Shouted Across The Table.

"HEY! We're At Dinner!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said At Clay's Language.

"Can't Be Worse Than That Giggle McDickDan's Jokes Today"
Sidney Blurted Out.

"Whoa There Purplette- Giggle McCain Is The BEST Comedian Legend To Ever Walk A Fanfiction!"
Clay Said.

"Giggle McCain Visited Your Class??"
Floyd Asked His Brother.

"He Sure Did! And He Actually Made Math Entertaining!"
Clay Replied.

John Dory Scoffed To Himself.
"Pfft- That Guy Is Just Full Of Corny Dad Jokes That Somehow Make Adults Laugh"

"For Your Information John- His Jokes Are Hilarious YOU ASSHOLE!"
Clay Said At His Brother.

"HEY! We're At Dinner!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Repeated At Clay's Language.

"Screw You Guys! Giggle McCain Sees My Comedic Potential! He Asked Me To Open His Stand Up Comedy Gig This Week And IMMA IMPRESS HIS PANTS OFF! 😌"
Clay Said Proudly.

"Do You Even Know How? Likeee What Are You Gonna Do For Your Act To Impress Him?"
Claire Questioned To Clay.

"UM...WELL...I Don't Know 🙁 Never Thought I'd Meet Him In A Lifetime...Let Alone PERFORM FOR HIM! OHHHH GODDDD! WHAT IF I'M NOT FUNNY ENOUGH TO GRAB HIS ATTENTION!?! I'LL JUST BE ONE KID WHO AINT FUNNY FOR SHIT!"
Clay Pulled His Ears In Panic Mode.

"HEY! We're At Dinner!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Repeated Again At Clay's Language.

"Hmmmm, Well Clay, You're In Luck!"
Claire Said.

"I Am?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow.

Claire Nodded At Him.
"Yes! See, I've Been Thinking-"

Clay Snickered At Her.
"That's Dangerous-"

"Listen, I Thought Since You Need Help Impressing Your Comedy Guy, I Can Help You! I Know All About Standing Out And Catching People's Eye"
Claire Explained To Clay.

"HA! You??? Help Me With My Idol??? Yeah That's The Funniest Thing You've Said Since We Met"
Clay Sipped His Drink.

"Wow, I'm Actually Willing To Help You And You're Dissing It? Ugh, Boys"
Claire Rolled Her Eyes.

"Literally"
Sidney Blurted Out.

Clay Chuckled To Himself.
"Okay Okay Shortcake, You DESPERATELYYYY Wanna Help Me?"

"I Ain't Say All That Now-"
Claire Said.

"Then I'll Allow You To Help Me Impress Giggle McCain"
Clay Allowed And Told Her.

"YAY! Perfect! Lessons For Comedy Start Tomorrow!"
Claire Stated.

"Yeah- Good Luck Teaching Me How To Attention Grab With Comedy"
Clay Rolled His Eyes Playfully.

"What?? You Don't Think I Can Do It?! -.-"
Claire Glared At Clay.

"Whoa Whoaaaa I Didn't Say That Claire!....I Thought It....But I Didn't Say It 😏"
Clay Smirked To Himself As He Ate.

"....So You Wanna Play It This Way~"
Claire Smirked Back At Clay, Taking This As A Challenge.

Over By Her Side, Dora Wasn't Really Eating Or Talking As Much, Which Was Strange Since She Would Always Talk Up A Storm, But Was Too Nervous About Her Oral Report Presentation Coming Soon.

Sidney Noticed Her Sister Acting Strange And Not Eating.
"Dora, Sis, What's Going On?"

"Pfff- What Do You Mean Sid? I'm Great ZIPPITY DIPPITY! 👍 😁"
Dora Grinned, Knowing She Was Lying.

"Girl, You'd Be Yapping Up My Ear By Now About Your Day In School. But You've Barely Let Out A Chuckle. What's Up?"
Sidney Turned To Her Sister.

Dora Sighed And Came Clean.
"Hhhh...Well...It's My Upcoming Oral Report.."

"Your Oral Report? What About It?"
Sidney Asked.

"She's Nervous About Presenting It Ms. Bloom's Class! She Yelled Out Sublime.."
Floyd Told Sidney Across The Table.

"Sublime??? Oh Yeah Nah, Your Reputation Is Down The Toilet-"
Sidney Said.

"SIDNEY!"
Claire Shouted At Her Sister.

"What??? You Know Me! I Don't Hold Nothing Back! I Keep It Real"
Sidney Said.

"Real Like An Asshole-"
Clay Mumbled To Himself.

"HEY! We're At Dinner!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shouted Again At Clay's Language.

"I'm Sorry! I Didn't Know What Else To Do Or Say! You Know Me Sid...Even Though I Love Meeting People And Always Jittery....Inside I'm A Little Shy...And Worried What People Would Think Of Me If I Mess Up In Front Of Them.."
Dora Twirled Her Fork.

"Okay, That's It. Imma Help You Salvage This"
Sidney Said.

"Really? How?"
Dora Looked Up At Her Sister.

"I'm Gonna Help You Practice How To Present Your Oral Report! Ya Know, To Get Over Your Anxiety And Nervousnes. And Not Care What People Think! Your Embarrassment Will Be Out The Window!"
Sidney Explained To Her Sister.

"O M GOSH! THAT WOULD BE SUCHHHH A BIG HELP! THANKS SIS!"
Dora Quickly Hugged Sidney.

"Of Course Girl! I Got Your Back! And So Does Floyd And Fawn Cause They'll Be My Assistants 😌"
Sidney Blurted Out.

"Wait What?"
Floyd And Fawn Said Confused, With Their Mouths Full Of Food.

Still Banging His Fork And Spoon On The Plate, Spruce Tried To Make A Beat As If He Was Drumming Again.

Baby Branch Put Down His Bottle.
"Spruce! Do You Have To Drum While We Eat!?"

"Seriously Dude, I Can Barely Gargle Down My Mashed Potatoes!"
Clay Said.

Spruce Snapped Out Of His Daze.
"Huh? Oh Sorry Guys! Drumming Has Been In My Head For Days Now!"

"Ya Don't Say -.-"
Clay Glared At His Brother, Gripping His Fork.

"Spruce, Why The Sudden Interest In Drumming Recently?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked Her Grandson.

"Honestly, It's That Cool New Band At School, The Soul Bro's! When They Drum, It Feels Like I Escaped Reality And Ascended To The Music Gods.."
Spruce Looked Up At The Light For A Moment.

"How Spiritual-"
John Dory Blurted Out.

"I'd Give Anything To Drum With Those Guys...Or Even Learn How To Drum"
Spruce Glanced Down At His Plate.

"Anything Hm?"
John Dory Said, Stroking His Chin, Gaining An Idea To Himself.

"But Alast...Maybe I'm Not Meant To Drum And Ascend To The Music Gods.."
Spruce Rested His Head On His Hand.

John Dory Smirked To Himself As He Stood Up From The Table.
"Grandma? May I Be Excused?"

"No"
Grandma Rosiepuff Replied.

"May I NOT Be UN-Excused?"
John Dory Tried Reversing Psychology.

"No!.....Yes"
Grandma Rosiepuff Allowed.

"Thank You!"
John Dory Left The Dinner Table And Ran Upstairs To The Bedroom.

Glancing Over At Clay's Plate, Fawn Noticed Something About Clay's Porkchop And Kept Staring At It.

Clay Noticed Fawn Staring.
"What?"

Fawn Explained What She Noticed.
"Your Porkchop....Is Shaped Exactly Like Pinky....And My Porkchop Is Shaped Like The Brain! If You Gave Me Your Porkchop- I'd Have Both Pinky And The Brain As Porkchops For Dinner!"

Annoyed By Fawn, Clay Picked Up His Porkchop And Put It On Fawn's Plate With An Attitude.

"Happy Now?"
Clay Said.

Fawn Noticed Something Else.
"WAIT A MINUTE...Your 3 Dinner Rolls...Look Alot Like Yakko Wakko And Dot...So If You Gave Me Your Dinner Rolls Then-"

"OH WILL YOU SHUT UPPPP! 😫"
Clay Whined And Shouted Loudly At The Annoying Fawn.

Suddenly, A Piece Of Crumbled Up Paper Was Thrown At Spruce, Having A Note Written On It From John Dory Upstairs.

📃 Spruce, Meet Me Upstairs
You Bastard!
Love, Johnathan Leslie Dorian ♡ 📃

Spruce Rolled His Eyes At The Note Then Stood Up.
"Grandma? Will You NOT Let Me NOT Leave The Dinner Table?"

"No!.....Yes"
Grandma Rosiepuff Allowed.

"Thank You"
Spruce Said As He Went To Head Upstairs.

Clay Thought To Use That Strategy To Get Out Of Dinner And Stood Up.
"Grandma? Can I Never Ever Not Be Dis-Excused Sometimes?"

"SIT DOWN BOY!!! 🫵"
Grandma Rosiepuff Pointed And Yelled At Her Grandson.

Clay Immediately Sat Back Down.
"Okay 😔"

~~~

~Upstairs~

Heading Up To The Upstairs Hallway, Spruce Went Towards The Brothers Bedroom As He Knocked On The Door To Enter.

Opening The Door Somehow, Rhonda Had On An Assistant Suit And Some Professional Shades, Acting Like A Business Armadillo.

"Oh- Hey Rhonda"
Spurce Confusingly Looked Down At Rhonda.

As Rhonda Stepped Aside, Allowing Him To Enter The Bedroom, Spruce Came Inside To See That On John Dory's Side Of The Room, Was Turned Into An Office-Like Desk.

"John? What's Going On .__."
Spruce Questioned, Unphased By This.

John Dory, Now In A Suit And Tie, Turned Around On His Chair, Looking Professional.
"You, Superstar. That's What's Going On. Have A Seat My Good Sir"

Spruce Sat Down In Front Of John Dory's New Desk.
"Is This A New Phase Of Your Adolescence?"

John Dory Laughed In A Professional Tone.
"Ah Ha Ha Ha! Why No Spruce, You See, I See Some Potential In You"

"Potential?"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"Yes! As The New Best Grammy Winning Drummer Of The World! And I Can Help You Get There"
John Dory Told His Brother.

Spruce Snickered To Himself.
"Really? You Can?"

"Yes! Because I'm John Dory, The World's First....Bro-Manager 👨‍💼 💼"
John Dory Stood Up And Posed Professionally To His Title.

✨️ HE'S JOHN DORY!
THE MANAGER WHO HELPS
YOUR STORY! ✨️

"Bro-Manager? How Creative"
Spruce Rolled His Eyes With Sarcasm.

"Point Being! Your Interest In Drumming Really Spoke To Be Just In The Last 2 Minutes! And I Really Wanna Help You Succeed In That Passion!"
John Dory Said.

"I Appreciate That Man, But All I Ever Done Was Drum Things That Are Not Drumsticks"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"And That's Exactly Why I'm Gonna Get You Lessons With The Soul Bro's At School!"
John Dory Said.

"Wait Hold Up- Seriously?! THE Soul Bro's???"
Spruce Said, Getting Interested.

"Yessir! If I Can Negotiate With Them To Get You Lessons With Them, You'll Be Drumming Like There's No Tomorrow!"
John Dory Nodded At His Brother.

"This Sounds Way Too Good To Be True...What's The Catch? 🤨"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow Suspicious.

"No Catch, Only Business. After All I Am Your New....Bro-Manager 👨‍💼 💼"
John Dory Posed Again In A Professional Way.

✨️ HE'S JOHN DORY!
THE MANAGER WHO HELPS
YOUR STORY! ✨️

"Plus, Remember At The Talent Show And How I Wanted You Guys To Show New Talents? Well This Shows That You Can Gain One! And I'm Gonna Help You Through It!"
John Dory Ensured His Brother.

Spruce Thought For A Moment, A Little Heisitant.
"Mmm....And You'll Get Me Some Lessons?"

"Spruce, Baby, Trust The Square In A Suitttt~"
John Dory Bounced His Eyebrows, Flexing His Professional Suit.

Spruce Chuckled With A Sigh And Was Immediately On Board.
"Alright John, You're Hired. Let's Do This"

"We're In Business Bro"
John Dory Held His Hand Out.

"🤝"
John Dory And Spruce Shook Each Other's Hands Professionally, Ready To Help Start Up A New Drumming Career And Passion, Hopefully To Succeed.