~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~Around The TrollTree~

During The Weekend On A Whimsy Mid-Day Sunday, The Brothers And The Sisters Of GalZone Were All Hanging Out Together As They Played A Game Of Mini-Golf. ⛳️

With The Teams Divided, The Brothers Were On A Team Against, Of Course, The Sisters Team, As They Had A Somewhat, But Not Really, Peaceful Competition.

Up Next To Putt, Claire Grabbed Her Golf Club And Placed A Ball On The Stick, Positioning Herself To Whack And Make A Hole N One.

Clay Annoyed Claire As He Commentated On Her Golfing.
"Claire Approaches The Ball...Adjusts Her Stance...Looks Over At Me...Very Annoyed..."

"😑 😒"
Claire Tried To Block Out Clay's Talking As She Glared And Rolled Her Eyes.

"And She Wonders To Herself....If I'm Ever Gonna Shut My Mouth...Realizes I'm Not 😏....And Makes Her Moovvveeee~"
Clay Smirked As He Teased Claire To Throw Off Her Consentration.

Under The Pressure From Clay Distracting Her, Claire Raised Her Golf Club And Whacked Her Golf Ball Across The TrollTree, Ultimately Missing Her Hole.

"SQUEAK-"
A Chipmunk In A Tree Got Hit With The Golf Ball And Squeaked To Death.

"OHHHHH! AND IT'S SHORRRRRTTTTT! BAHAHAHAAAA! OH SORRY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEEMS LIKE CLAIRE HAS MISSED HER HOLE AND PROBABLY GONNA CAUSE HER DAMAGE TO HER WHOLE SELF-WORTH!"
Clay Laughed To Himself As He Joked On Claire's Miss.

Claire Groaned And Fake Laughed.
"AH HA HA HA....Ha! -.- You Can Make Alllll The Jokes You Want Clay, But Not Even YOU Can Make Someone Losing Interesting To Watch"

Clay Scoffed At Claire.
"Pfff- Oh Yes I Can! And Ya Know Why? Cause I'm A Winner And When Winners Win, It Makes EVVVERRYTHING They Do Interesting! Observeeee~"

"Demonstrate Then Oh Wiseeee And Funsie Cudi"
Claire Stepped Aside.

"YEAH! SHOW HER GLAM FACE HOW WE BRO'S GOLF!"
Spruce Yelled Out.

"Woo! Go Clay!"
Floyd Cheered On For His Brother.

Stepping Up To The Stick, Clay Placed His Golf Ball On It As He Stretched And Warmed Up First For His Pre-Game Ritual To Not Mess Up His Score.

"Little Bit Of This! Little Bit Of Thaaat!"
Clay Stretched His Arms And Bent Up And Down.

"Ugh.."
Sidney Rolled Her Eyes At This, As She Leaned On Her Golf Club.

"Oh For Lee Sakes- HIT THE BALL ALREADY!"
Claire Shouted Towards Clay.

"OKAY! 🏌‍♂️"
Clay Immediately Whacked His Ball With His Golf Club.

Hitting His Golf Ball With A Strong Enough Whack, The Ball Launched Into The Air As It Bounced On Different Rocks, But Landed Inside The Butt Crack Of Mr. Crank.

"Huh?.....Eh 🥪"
Mr. Crank Felt Something But Shrugged And Ate His Sandwich.

"Way To Show Her Clay .___."
John Dory Blurted Out, Unimpressed.

"I Mean, Uncle Crank's Butt Crack Kinda Counts As A Hole In One?"
Fawn Shrugged To Herself.

"Fawn, I Want You To Think About And Let That Sink In The Sentence That Just Came Out Of Your Mouth"
Sidney Said At Her Little Sister, Disgusted.

"Gotta Play It Where It Lieessss~"
Claire Teased And Whispered Into Clay's Ear.

"Duh! I Know! My Demonstration Isn't Over Yet!"
Clay Told Claire, Before Walking Off.

Coming Up To Where Mr. Crank Was Sitting, Clay Positioned Himself And Prepared To Whack The Golf Ball From Mr. Crank's Butt Crack.

Mr. Crank Was About To Bite Into His Sandwich Until He Saw Clay.
"What The-?! CLAY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? I'M TRYING TO ENJOY ONE PEACEFUL SANDWICH WITHOUT ANY KIDS DISTURBING ME!"

"Relax Clown Tie, This Will Only Pinch A Little-"
Clay Ensured Mr. Crank.

Mr. Crank Noticed Clay's Position.
"Wait- What Are You Doing With That Golf Club???"

Clay Raised Up His Golf Club.
"FOOOOOREEEEEE! 🏌‍♂️"

W H A C K !

With A Powerful Whack From His Golf Club, Clay Hit His Golf Ball Out Of Mr. Crank's Butt Crack, Launching The Ball Into The Air, As Well As Mr. Crank.

"YEEEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
Mr. Crank Yelped Out As He Flung Into The Air.

"Ooooooo!"
The Trolls Looked Up In The Sky And Watched Mr. Crank Fly Through The Air.

Meanwhile, The Golf Ball Landed Down On The Ground And Rolled Over To The Hold Where The Flag Was, But Stopped By The Edge Of The Hole.

Claire Laughed At That.
"HA! I KNEW YOU COULD'NT-"

Clay Held Up A Finger At Claire.
"Wait For It.."

"-OOOOOOWWWWW- D'OH!"
Mr. Crank Landed Back Down On The Ground By The Flag.

Due To The Shake And Rumble From Mr. Crank's Landing, It Was Hard Enough To Make The Golf Ball Roll Right Into The Hole N One.

"YES! AHAAAAAA! I DOMINATE! Againnnnn~"
Clay Mocked And Laughed Towards Claire.

"Mmmmm -.-"
Claire Glared At Clay's Victory.

"THAT'S MY BRO! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! YESSSIRRR YOU GO MAN! HAHAHAAAAAA!"
Spruce Yelled Loudly For His Brother.

John Dory Turned To Spruce's Loud Mouth.
"Spruce, That's Like Right In My Fucking Ear Man-"

Baby Branch Faced The Wattpad Readers And Spoke To Them.
"As You Can See, Us Brothers And The GalZone Sisters Have Become Closer For The Past Few Months By Hanging Out More! So Much So, That Every Sunday, Is Our Sunday Funday! A Day Where Us And The Sisters Hang Out For Activities! And It Can Get Pretty Chaotic-"

~Flashback~

On A Sunday, As The Brothers And The Sisters Were Hanging Out, They Approached The Movie Theater Of The TrollTree, To Watch The New Movie Of 1998, "A Glow-Bug's Life".

Entering Inside The Theater Screening, Already Having Their Popcorn And Drinks And Snacks, The Group Was Ready To Watch, Until They Saw How Packed The Theater Was With No Seats Available.

Stepping Up With A Devious Idea, Boo Reached In Her Hair And Took Out A Stink Bomb That Was Labeled, "Toxic Baby Farts", As She Pulled The Pin And Threw It Down The Theater Aisle.

The Group Then Waited Outside Of The Theater Casually, Eating Some Of Their Snacks, As Boo's Plan Went Into Full Effect, Until..

* M A S S I V E
F A R T * 💨

"OHHHH GOD! AAAHHHH!!! EW EW EW GROSS IT STINKS LET'S GET OUT OF HERE HELP HELP OH NO NO-"
The Trolls In The Theater Ran Out As The Stink Bomb Ruined Their Movie.

Now Having The Theater To Themselves, The Brothers And The Sisters Had On Gas Masks To Prevent The Smell, As They Laughed And Watched The Movie Together.

"😈"
Boo Grinned Evily, As She Knew What A Devil Baby She Was.

~~~

On Another Sunday, Going To The Ice Cream Parlor Stand, The Group Were Eager To Share Some Dessert Together, Until The Line For The Ice Cream Was Too Long.

"Ugggghhh.."
Clay Groaned To Himself And Snapped His Fingers On Command.

Due To Clay's Command, Floyd Handed Clay His James Frond Toy Blaster Gun, As Fawn Handed Clay A Bottle Of Melted Moldy Cheese To Insert Into The Toy Blaster.

Clay Blasted The Melted Moldy Cheese At Every Troll In The Long Line.
"CHEESE BLAST! CHEESE BLAST! CHEESE BLAST! MUAHAHAHAAA!"

Young Klaus Hid His Face As He Was Behind The Ice Cream Stand.
"Don't Cheese Me Kid!"

John Dory Walked Up To The Counter And Snatched Up 10 Ice Cream Cones.
"We'll Take Theseeeeeee"

"Thank You!"
Floyd Threw In A Few Coins Inside The Tip Jar On The Counter Before Leaving.

Young Klaus Sighed Of Relief For Not Being Blasted With Cheese.
"Phew....That Was A Klaus One! 😃"

T h a t
W a s
A
K l a u s
O n e ✨️

~End Of Flashback~

Baby Branch Laughed At The Flashback And Spoke To The Readers.
"Hehehe, Yep! We've Been Having Some Good Times As A Friend Group! The Key Is Respecting One Another 😌"

"HAHAHAHA SUCKS FOR YOU GIRLYYYY~"
Clay Continued To Mock Claire's Loss.

"Enough Gloating Clay!"
Claire Said Annoyed With Him.

"Why Would I Stop The Gloat? The Word G.o.a.t Is In Gloat So The Greatest Of All Time SHOULDDDD Get To Gloat! HA!"
Clay Smirked And Pity Laughed.

"UGGGHH! That Shouldn't Even Count!"
Claire Said.

"Pretty Sure Hitting It From Your Uncle's Ass-Hole Counts As A Win 🗒"
Clay Wrote Down On His Notepad.

"Now Clay, I Want You To Think About And Let Sink In What You Just Said 🤨"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother.

Claire Smacked Down Clay's Notepad.
"What I Meant Was Is That If You Didn't Pressure Me, I Would've Made That Hole!"

Clay Picked Back Up His Notepad And Wrote Down The Score.
"Excusessss, Excusesssss"

Claire Gripped Her Golf Club.
"CLAY I SWEAR TO-"

Dora Quickly Covered Claire's Mouth.
"-SHE SWEARS TO ALWAYS REALIZE THAT THIS GAME IS ONLY MEANT FOR FUN AND NOT SORE LOSING! YAAAAY FOR SPORTSMAN SHIP!"

Floyd Nodded And Nudged Fawn.
"Agreed With Dora! Right Fawn?"

Fawn Stroked Her Chin.
"I Don't Knowww...Kinda Wanna See Claire Go All Scarface On Clay. And So Does Boo-"

"📷"
Boo Held Out Her Camera Just In Case To Take A Photo Of Claire Whooping Clay's Ass.

"I'll Need Those Photos, ᵂᵃˡˡᵉᵗ ˢᶦᶻᵉᵈ"
Baby Branch Whispered To Boo.

Spruce Wrapped His Arm Around Clay.
"It's Okay Dora, You Know Why? Cause Not Everyone Can Handle Clay's Champion Victories!"

"See! He Gets Me!"
Clay Did His Handshake With Spruce For A Moment.

Sidney Groaned With Sass.
"Ugh, Oh Pleaseeeee! He Just Applied Pressure To Claire And Counts That As A Victory?? How Low Can You Get 😒"

Clay Chuckled To Himself.
"Well I'm Ever-So Sorry You Girls Can't Handle Pressure Like Us Men, So In That Caseeeee.."

"LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! 🫵😝🫵"
Spruce And Clay Chanted In Teasing At Claire For Her Loss.

Sidney Rubbed Claire's Shoulders.
"Don't Take Heart To Them Sis....They Wouldn't Stand A Chance With Me On A Game Of....Pac-Troll"

"Is That A Challenge?"
Spruce Snickered And Crossed His Arms.

"Only If You're Up For It, But As You Just Said Before, Wouldn't Want That Pressure To Get The Best Of You"
Sidney Said Up In Spruce's Face.

Spruce Got Closer To Sidney's Face.
"Arcade. 10 Minutes~"

~~~

~At The TrollTree Arcade~

Inside Of A Big Pod Of An Acrade Game Room Of The TrollTree, The Brothers And The Sisters Surrounded Around The Game Of "Pac-Troll", In Light Of The Competition Between Spruce And Sidney.

"GO GO GO SPRUCE! MAKE A LEFT! NO TURN RIGHT! FASTER SIDNEY FASTER! WATCH OUT! YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT SPRUCE! GO SIDNEY!"
The Brothers And The Sisters Spoke Over Each Other As They Watched The Competition.

On Two Different Arcade1Up Stands, Spruce And Sidney Were Playing "Pac-Troll" On Each, As They Have Not Stopped Playing For 15 Minutes, To See Who Would Last Longer For A High Score.

"LET'S GO SPRUCE! C'MON HEARTTHROBBY DIGGS!:
Clay Chanted On His Brother.

"YOU GOT THIS SID!"
Claire Hyped Up Her Sister.

"YESSSS SID! KILL HIM AND RIP HIS GUTS AND BARBEQUE IT FOR RICKROLL'S DINNER!!! HAHAHAAAA!"
Fawn Laughed Menacingly.

"....."
The Group Looked At Fawn For A Moment With Blank Faces, As In What The Hell Is Wrong With Her.

"Not Sure Why You're All Surprised I Said Something Like That When I Eat Dirt Everyday 🤨"
Fawn Raised Her Eyebrow At Them.

"Focus Spruce! Watch Out For The Ghosts!"
Floyd Pulled On Spruce's Jock Jacket.

"Leave Me Alone!"
Spruce Said As He Was Trying To Focus On The Game.

Floyd Shook On Clay's Arm And Whispered.
"I Think Sidney Is Winning!"

"I Heard That Floyd! -.-"
Spruce Glared Back At His Little Brother For A Moment.

Dora Gulped At The Intensity Of The Game And Stood Beside John Dory.
"Mmmm, I Don't Like This John! This Is Supposed To Be Sunday Funday For Us! NOT WORLD WAR OF SIBLINGS! Should We Intervene?"

"As The Oldests....No. As The Responsible Ones....No. As The Square Heads....Debatable"
John Dory Shrugged To Himself.

Dora Fiddled Her Fingers Together.
"👉👈 But We Shouldn't Let Our Siblings Fight With One Another! IT'LL TURN OUT LIKE TOM AND JERRY! OR THAT CAT AND THAT ONE BIRD! What Were Their Names Again? I Can Never Keep Track Of That Sort Of Thing Cause I Love All Cartoons But I Have To Balance Of What I Watch Cause I Always Get Distracted By The New Best Thing To Watch, Which Reminds Me That We Should Totally Watch Care Bears Sometime. Or Maybe The Animatics? Wait No, Maybe Something Disney Related! Like Perhapssss The-"

John Dory Put His Headphones In From His Mixtape, Blocking Out Dora's Rambling.
"Ahhhh~ Bliss~ 😌 🎶"

Having Determination On Their Faces, Spruce And Sidney Kept On Competing To See Who Can Last Longer In The Came Of Pac-Troll, Leading Spruce To Get An Idea.

"Getting Tired Huh There Dollface? I Know Those Fingers Are Exhausted From Tapping Buttons Eh?"
Spruce Smirked As He Spoke To Sidney.

"No! I'm Fine! Stop Talking!"
Sidney Said, Trying To Concentrate.

"Imagine Losing To Me??? Spruce??? Your Competition 24/7! What Would The Entire School Think?? Or Worse! The ENTIRE TrollTree~ 👀"
Spruce Kept Talking To Sidney.

"Shut Up Dude! Stop Trying To Get In My Head!"
Sidney Replied Back.

"Am I In Your Head? Orrrr Isssss...LOSING In Your Head!"
Spruce Shouted Into Sidney's Ear.

With Spruce Applying Pressure And Distracting Her, Sidney Accidentally Let Her Finger Slip On The Game Buttons, Making Her Get Hit By The Ghost In Pac-Troll.

* D Y I N G
P A C - M A N
S O U N D S *

Sidney Gasped And Grabbed Her Hair In Frustration To Her Loss.
"NOOOOO!"

"BOO-YAH! THAT'S HOW BROZONE DOES IT!"
Spruce Smirked To Himself.

"THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!"
Clay Chest Bumped To Spruce.

"HA! YAH! BAM! WHA-CHAAAA! WOO!"
Clay And Spruce Did Their Handshake Again In Victory.

"Mmmmmm -.-"
Sidney Grew Annoyed Of Clay And Spruce's Gloating Towards Her Loss.

Spruce Dusted Off His Shoulders.
"Once Again..."

"LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! 🫵😝🫵"
Spruce And Clay Chanted Again To Mock Sidney For Losing The Game.

Dora Stepped In To Intervene.
"OKAAAAAY Games Over! Sportsmanship Is Still In Effect! LET'S HUG IT OUT SHALL WE ALL? 😄"

"We Could...Orrrr..."
Clay Smirked To Himself

Clay Ripped Off His Clothes And Had Only On His Funderdrawers, Shaking His Butt Towards The Girls For More Teasing To His Advantage. 🩲

"EXPRESS MORE GLOATING! HAHAAA! LOSER LOSER LOSER!"
Clay Shook His Funderdrawers And Danced To Himself.

Baby Branch Turned Back To The Wattpad Readers.
"Remember What I Said About Respecting Each Other? Yeah...Disregard .____."

"ENOUGH CLAY! The Only Reason Sidney Lost Is Cause Spruce Was Applying Pressure To Her! And That's Not Fair!"
Claire Told The Boys.

"And In Translation In Loser Language That Meansss...EXCUSES!"
Clay Said Back At Them.

"Such A Failure Language~"
Spruce Snickered At The Girls.

"Mmmmmm -.-"
Claire And Sidney Glared And Formed Fists In Anger.

"VICTORY LAAAAP! WOOO!"
Clay Ripped Off His Funderdrawers, Leaving Him Completely Naked, And Ran Around The Arcade In Victory.

Dora Blinked Blankly At That.
".....He Took Off His Underwear .__."

"Hmmm 🤔....😄"
Fawn Was About To Rip Off Her Clothes As Well.

Dora Grabbed Fawn's Hand And Stopped Her In Time.
"Don't-"

~~~

~At The TrollTree Market~

After Their Long Sunday Funday, During The Afternoon, The Brothers And The Sisters Went To Have Some Trolli-Slush's Together At The Market.

Going Up To The Trolli-Slush Stand, Claire And Sidney Went To Get Their Own Slushies Before Going Back To Their Table With The Others.

T-Slush Handed The Two Girls Their Slushie Cups.
"Alright, Here's One Pink-Berry Blast And One Grape-A-licious Swirl!"

"Thanks Mr. Slush"
Claire Annoyingly Sipped Her Trolli-Slush Cup.

"Why Are Do You Two Seem So...Sticky Attitude"
T-Slush Questioned.

"Cause We Desire Some Boys TO BE BLASTED IN THE FACE WITH LEMONS AND HAVE THEIR EYES BURNED WITH INSENSITIVITY!!!"
Claire Yelled Out Loud.

".....Alright! But If I Do That, That'll Cost You $45 Bucks"
T-Slush Reached In His Hair For A Lemon.

Sidney Stopped Drinking Her Trolli-Slush And Opened The Cover.
"Um??? What Is This In My Slushie??"

"OHHHH! THERE ARE MY KEYS!"
T-Slush Reached In Sidney's Cup And Took Out His Pod Keys Covered In Slushie.

"Uhm- What About My Slushie??"
Sidney Questioned.

"Oh You Can Keep The Rest! 👍"
T-Slush Gave A Thumbs Up

"......MAKE ME A NEW ONE!!!!"
Sidney Shouted And Demanded.

"OKAY THEN-"
T-Slush Yelled Back And Went To Make Another Trolli-Slush.

Claire Turned Around From The Counter, And Saw Clay Standing Ontop Of Their Table, Talking To A Bunch Of Trolls Surrounding It.

"And Then I Said- I'LL SHOW YOU WHO HANDLES PRESSURE! And Once I Whacked That Golf Ball- Claire Choked And Slumped! Never Have I Felt More Of A Champ 😌"
Clay Said, Feeling Proud.

"Uggggh!"
Claire Groaned To Herself, Tired Of Clay's Gloating.

"WOOO! GO CLAY! GO CLAY! GO CLAY!"
The Trolls Chanted For Clay's Win Over Claire In Mini-Golf.

"VICTORYYYY SCREECHHHH! OOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOOOO- 🗣 ‼️"
Clay Raised His Arms In The Air And Gave Out A Weird Screech.

"OOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOO 🗣‼️"
The Trolls Copied The Victory Screech Along With Clay.

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! C'MON SIS!"
Claire Said As She Grabbed Sidney's Arm.

Clay Laughed To Himself.
"HAHAHAHA! OH MY PEOPLE- I LOVE YA!"

Claire Marched Up To The Table, With Sidney By Her Side.
"Listen Up Clay! And Everyone! The Only Reason The Boys Won Mini Golf And The Arcade Is Cause They Applied Pressure To Us!"

"And It's Not Fair For Them To Gloat Their Win Cause Of It!"
Sidney Said.

"Again With This? Why Can't You Girls Just Admit That You Can't Handle The Measily Little Pressure?"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"So What??? Some People Just Can't Handle Pressure And That Was Proven With Us!"
Sidney Said.

"Yeah! But You Boys Are Just Too bOyIsh To Admit That You Can't Handle Pressure As Well!"
Claire Said.

"PFFFFFT! Us Men??? Handle Pressure?? Clearly We Can Plus It Wouldn't Matter To Us. Men Don't Worry About Pressure. It's Non-Existent 💅"
Clay Checked His Nails, In A Sassy Tone.

"So Ha Ha Ha Haaaaa To You"
Spruce Fake Laughed, Also In A Sassy Tone.

"Hmmm, I Can Admit That I Can't Handle Pressure! 🙋‍♂️"
Floyd Raised His Hand.

"FLOYD! -.-"
Clay And Spruce Glared Over At Their Little Brother.

"What? I'm Just Being Honest"
Floyd Shrugged.

"And HONESTLY, You're Not Helping"
Clay Said Back.

"Wanna Know How I Handle Pressure Cry Baby? 👀"
Fawn Nudged Floyd's Arm.

"Um...By Soaking Yourself In Mud?"
Floyd Tilted His Head.

"Close! I Do It By Escaping Indoors And Live Outdoors! Ya Know? Roughin' It!"
Fawn Explained To Floyd.

"Really? And That Works??"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"Yup! You Don't See Me Acting Stressed Do You?"
Fawn Said.

"True"
Floyd Said.

"Me And Rickroll Do It At Least Once A Week! Live Outside And Let Nature's Rough Side Apply To Us In Relaxation~"
Fawn Said In A Calm Tone.

"You Think That Can Work For Me?"
Floyd Asked Her.

"DID YOU JUST COMMIT TO LEARNING TO LIVE OUTDOORS WITH ME AND RICKROLL??!??? 🤩"
Fawn's Eyes Sparkled Towards Floyd.

Floyd's Eyes Widen At That.
"WAIT WHAT?!?! NONONO, I DIDN'T-"

Fawn Wrapped Her Arm Around Floyd's Neck Tightly.
"THEN IT'S SETTLED! THE OUTDOOR ADVENTURES OF FAWN AND FLOYD and rickroll START TOMORROW!"

"S-S-S-S-Superrr.."
Floyd Gasped For Air As He Spoke From Being Choked By Fawn's Grip.

Claire Continued Scolding Clay And Spruce.
"All I'm Saying Is, There's Nothing Wrong With Feeling Pressured! Why Can't You Boys Admit That Even You Can Be Under Pressure?"

"Cause It Doesn't Matter To Us And We're Stronger Than That?"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"Was That Not Clear? I Thought That Was Clear"
Clay Tapped His Chin Sarcastically.

Claire Pulled On Her Ears.
"UGGGHHH! YOU TWO ARE IMPOSSIBLE!"

Sidney Patted Claire's Shoulder.
"It's Alright Sis, The More They Mock Us, The More It Has A Chance Of Happening.."

"And That Is?"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"John, Hand Me Your Mixtape"
Sidney Gestured For John Dory To Hand Her The Mixtape.

John Dory Scoffed To Himself.
"Pffft, Like I'm Just Gonna Give You My-"

"Thank Youuuu!"
Sidney Already Snatched The Mixtape.

"I Need To Be More Assertive .___."
John Dory Blurted Out.

Sidney Skipped Through The Songs On The Mixtape.
"I'm Sure You Two Are Familiar With This Little Song?"

Going Through The Mixtape, It Reached A Certain Song By The Name Of "Karma Chameleon", By "Culture Club", As Sidney Played It Out Loud For Everyone To Hear.

🎶 KARMA KARMA
KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEOOON! 🎶

🎶 YOU COME
AND GOOOO! 🎶

🎶 YOU COME
AND GOOOOO! 🎶

Clay Blinked Blankly At That.
"Okaaaay? And Why Am I Supposed To Fear Or Be Concerned By A Song From The 80's?"

"I'm Just Saying That...Remember...Karma's A Bitch~"
Sidney Smirked Mischievously At Clay And Spruce.

"So Be Careful How You Treat Someone"
Claire Also Smirked Mischievously At Clay And Spruce.

"OOOOOOOOOOH!"
The Trolls Surrounding Them Listened At The Drama And Reacted.

"Like If We'd Be Worried About Karma"
Clay Snickered To Himself.

"Literally! We're BroZone! Not Karma-Zone Girls!....Girls...Girls...?"
Spruce Said As He Noticed Something.

No Longer In The Area, Claire And Sidney Vanished From The Group After Their Warnings Of Karma Getting Back To The Boys.

John Dory Blankly Reacted To That.
"Whoooaaaaa....They Backed Outta The Scene.."

~~~

~At TrollTree High~

Back To School On A Monday, Inside Of Mr. Cal's Math Class, The Students Were Working On A Exam For The Lesson They Learned Recently In Class.

"Alright Students! Only A Few More Minutes Left For Your Exam! Stay Focused!"
Mr. Cal Told His Class From His Desk.

Clay Snickered To Himself From His Desk.
"Unlike Claire And Sidney Being Focused From Yesterdaaaayyy~"

"Definitely Not In Their Category, Amrite?"
Spruce Said.

"Hehehehe! Quiet Vibes~ Quiet Vibes~"
Clay And Spruce Did A Little Handshake Underneath Their Desks.

Claire Groaned Softly To Herself.
"How Can You Two Been More Nuisances In Class?"

"Cause We're Just That Duo. You Two Should Take Notes On That, Unless It's Too Much Pressure Too. Wouldn't Wanna Stress You Out"
Clay Nudged Spruce With A Laugh.

"I See That Karma Warning Taught You Nothing About Reality -.-"
Sidney Blurted Out.

"Karmaaaa Sharrrmaaaa, What Matters Is That We Can Handle Anything!"
Spruce Said, High Fiving Clay.

Mr. Cal Came Up To Clay And Spruce's Desks.
"I Sure Hope That Means You Can Handle Finishing Your Exam In 45 Seconds"

"Yeah Of Course 😁"
Clay Smiled Innocently For A Moment.

"......45 SECONDS?!??!!"
Clay And Spruce Shouted Out Loudly As They Realized.

"Yes, While You Were Not Focused And Talking, I Collected Those Who Are Finished With Their Exam Papers, Including Claire And Sidney's"
Mr. Cal Took Their Girls Exam Papers.

"Here You Go Mr. Cal 😊"
Claire And Sidney Said Together, Happily Handing Mr. Cal Their Exam Papers.

"WAIT- SO THAT MEANS-"
Spruce Said.

"You Two Have Exactly 30 Seconds Left To Turn In Your Exams"
Mr. Cal Told The Boys.

Realizing They Haven't Been Focusing On Their Exam And Were Too Busy Teasing The Girls, Clay And Spruce Looked At Their Exams And Saw They Didn't Even Finish Or Start The Exam.

"O_______O"
Clay And Spruce's Eyes Widen And Knew They Were Fuqed.

"🤨 🤨"
Claire And Sidney, As Well As The Other Classmates, Raised Their Eyebrows at The Two Boys.

In A Quick Flash, Clay And Spruce Picked Up Their Pencils And Tried To Answer Every Question They Could Before Time Was Up.

"C'MON C'MON C'MON BUBBLE IN BUBBLE IN THESE ANSWERS-"
Clay Told Himself, Writing On His Paper.

"GOTTA PASS GOTTA PASS! HURRY NEXT QUESTION-"
Spruce Sprinted Through Every Question On His Exam.

With The Clock Of These Last 20 Seconds Tick Tocked, Clay And Spruce Tried Not To Feel Pressured During This, After Talking Smack To It To The Girls.

"I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS! AH AH IS IT HOT IN HERE?!?! HHH HH WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?!??!?!"
Spruce Shouted As He Was Sweating And Panicking Trying To Finish.

"HHH HHH WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT IS! HHH HHH OH LORD HELP MEH- AHHHH! MY HAND IS CRAMPING NOW MAKE IT STOPPPPP!!!!"
Clay Screamed As He Panicked As Well To Finish.

"👁👄👁"
The Classmates Of Trolls Stared At The Two Idiots, Just Watching Them Go Insane.

"Annnnnd TIME!"
Mr. Cal Announced Out Loud.

"DONE! 📃 📃"
Clay And Spruce Held Up Their Exam Papers, As It Was Completed.

"Thank You Boys"
Mr. Cal Collected The Exam Papers From Clay And Spruce.

Spruce Turned Around To Claire And Sidney.
"See That Girls? No Pressure Needed!"

"._______."
Claire And Sidney Stared At The Two Boys, Knowing Damn Well That Was A Lie.

Clay Smirked With A Nod.
"Yup! And On Top Of That, Pretty Sure We Aced That Exam 😌"

~~~

"You Failed-"
Mr. Cal Told Clay And Spruce After Class Was Over.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Clay And Spruce Shouted Out In Sync.

"HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE!?"
Clay Said.

"Well For Starters, Spruce, You Answered C For Every Question-"
Mr. Cal Said.

"Oh C'mon! That's The Oldest Testing Trick In The Book!"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"And Clay, You Didn't Even Answer Anything, You Just Drew James Frond On Every Question"
Mr. Cal Said.

"As If James Frond Isn't The Answer To Life's Questions 🤨"
Clay Replied Back.

"Sorry Boys, You Both Knew This Exam Was Worth 50% Of Your Grade For This Semester And You've Failed"
Mr. Cal Told Them.

"BUT- BUT- YOU CAN'T FAIL USSSS! HOW CAN I BE A LICENSED CPA IF I DIDN'T PASS ALGEBRA INVOLVING COUNTING AND NUMBERSSSS! I'D BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE MONEY INDUSTRYYYY 😫"
Clay Whined, Falling On His Knees.

"Mr. Cal, Please! Let Us Retake The Exam! We'll Do Better And Pass!"
Spruce Begged Their Teacher.

"Mmmm...How Do I Know You'll Actually Be Committed To It?"
Mr. Cal Questioned Them.

"We'll Be Well Rested And Prepared To Take It! With Absolute Focus"
Spruce Ensured.

"YEAH! WHAT MY OTHER HALF OF OUR DUO SAID!"
Clay Gestured To Spruce.

Mr. Cal Sighed And Agreed To It.
"Fine Fine. But I Exepect A Passing Grade From You Two!"

"YES!"
Clay And Spruce Cheered Together.

"You'll Retake The Test On Friday"
Mr. Cal Told The Two.

"Don't Worry Mr. Cal, You'll Be Very Impressed Of Our Grade!"
Spruce Said.

Clay Nodded Along.
"Yeah! We'll Be So Prepared It'll Knock The Mid-Life Crisis Right Out Of Ya!"

".__________________."
Mr. Cal Glanced At The Boys In Desperation For Them To Leave As They Told The Truth Of His Sad Life As A High School Teacher.

~~~

~In The Hallway~

Clay Walked Out Of Mr. Cal's Classroom, Beginning To Panick.
"CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! WE'RE SCREWED FOR SURE MAN!"

Spruce Followed After Clay.
"Dude! Relax!"

Clay Turned To His Brother.
"Relax??? SPRUCE- WE LIED TO MR. CAL! WE CAN'T POSSIBLY PASS THAT TEST! NOT UNDER THIS PRESSURE!"

Spruce Quickly Covered Clay's Mouth.
"SH SH SH! We Can't Be Saying That Word! Especially Not After The Smack Talk We Said To The Girls"

"You're Right! But Unfortunately It Might Apply To Us....And Claire Would Have Won An Argument 😦....I CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE!"

"I Agree. It'll Be Long Time In Hell Before I Let Sidney Outsmart Us! So What Do We Do About This?"
Spruce Wondered.

"We Just Need To Not....Feel Stressed Out About This Exam! We Can't Let The Girls Or Anyone Know How Under Pressure We Are To Pass It"
Clay Said.

"Okaaay....Soooo....How Does One Stay Out Of Stress?"
Spruce Stroked His Chin.

Passing Through His Brothers, Baby Branch Was Sucking On His Binky, Feeling Mellow Inside, As He Calmly Made His Way Through The Hallway.

"Branch! What Are You Doing??? We Told You About Bringing That Binky To School! This Is Where Big Kids Are NOT Binky Suckers -.-"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

Baby Branch Took Out His Binky.
"Sorry Guys! But I Kinda Suffered On My Cut And Paste Activity In Class So I Bring My Binky To Suck On Just In Class! It Makes Me Feel Melloooowwww~"

Clay Started To Form An Idea.
"Hm...Does It Now?"

"Sure Does! Can't Beat The Flavor Either! Ooohhh~ Oh That's Good~ 🙂‍↕️"
Baby Branch Sucked On His Binky More And Walked Away.

"Spruce....That's It! That's How We Can Not Feel Stress Or Pressure On This Exam!"
Clay Grabbed Spruce's Shoulders.

"What Exactly Are You Referring To?"
Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"BINKIESSSS!"
Clay Shouted Out Loud Towards His Brothers.

"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Back Up. You Want Us To Go Back To Sucking On Baby Binkies?? Just To Not Feel Stressed About Our Algebra Exam???"
Spruce Said.

"YUH HUH! 😄"
Clay Said With A Smile.

"Dude! We'd Be Humiliated For Going Back To Baby Binkies! Plus That Feeling Sucking On Those Things Gave Us.....I Can't Get Back On That Train..."
Spruce Whispered, Embarrassed.

"No One Has To Know! Plus, It's Only Until After We Do Our Exam. Think About It, All This Week We Can Suck On Some Flavored Binkies, Feel Relaxed And Mellowed Out Then BAM! We're Non-Stressed To Take And Pass Our Exam!"
Clay Explained To Spruce.

"Hm...It Is An Embarrassing Risk But Hhhh....I Guess What Choice Do We Have?"
Spruce Shrugged.

"That's The Binky Spirit!"
Clay Nudged His Brother.

"But Like, We Can't Just Ask Grandma For Our Old Baby Binkies Back- She'd Never Let Us Live It Down"
Spruce Said.

"True True.."
Clay Tapped His Chin.

Turning Over To The Corner Of The Hallway, Toby Was Secretly Selling Fruit Flavored Binkies To Students Who Snuck Some To Class, Giving Clay And Spruce An Idea Of Where To Get A Couple Of Binkies From.

~~~

~Later At Night~

In Rosiepuff's Pod, Towards The Evening, Inside Of Their Locked Bedroom, Clay And Spruce Were The Only Ones In Their Room, As They Were Privately About To Do Something Embarrassing.

On Their Bed, Clay And Spruce Were Staring At The Fruit Flavored Binkies That Toby Sold And Dealed To Them, As They Were Debating If They Should Actually Go Through With This.

"Are You Sure We Should Do This?"
Spruce Questioned His Brother.

Clay Sighed Himself.
"Well, It's The Only Way Not To Show That We're Under Pressure....Plus Toby Gave Us A Great Deal On These. Thanks Again For Paying For Them"

"Uh Huh .___."
Spruce Replied Back, Knowing It Was His Money That Got Them The Binkies.

Clay Inhaled And Exhaled.
"HHHH....Hhhhh....Alright. This Is It"

"Here Goes Nothing-"
Spruce Was About To Grab A Binky.

Clay Stopped Spruce For A Moment.
"Wait! Hold On.."

"What?"
Spruce Said.

"Well...We're About To Go Back To Our Old Binky Habits Since We Were Newborns.."
Clay Said.

"And?"
Spruce Replied.

Clay Deeply Sighed Again.
".....Let's Do This Right"

~~~

~~~

After A Quick Change Of Clothes To Dress For The Part, Clay And Spruce Were In Their Old Baby Clothes From When They Were Newborns, As Well As Holding Crocko And Fluffy Stuffed Animals To Really Feel Like A Baby.

"Okay! That's Better!"
Clay Gestured At His Baby Clothes.

"Is It Clay?....Is It? -.-"
Spruce Glared At His Brother.

"Shut The Hell Up, If We're Gonna Do This, At Least Let Our Dignities Die Down With Us"
Clay Replied.

"Fine, Whatever. Should We Say Grace First?"
Spruce Asked.

Clay Nodded With Praying Hands.
"Good Idea! Trolly Lord, Let Us Two Idiots Not Only Feel Less Stress For Our Exam, But Let Us Bury This Memory Deep Within Our Brain Organs So That If We Ever Feel Like Men, We Can Think Back To This Moment To Lose Our Self-Respect 🙏"

"Amen 🙏"
Spruce Said Along With His Praying Hands.

Hopping Into Baby Branch's Crib, Clay And Spruce Tried To Fit In As Best As They Could, As They Held Close Their Stuffed Animals As Well.

"Let There Be No Stress!"
Clay Said As He Raised Up His Binky.

Without A Second To Waste Anymore, The Two Brothers Stuffed Their Binkies Into Their Mouth's And Sucked Them As Fast As They Could, Immediately Starting To Feel Mellow Within Their Systems.

"⛵♦ ᗝσｏ𝕆𝐎ㄖ𝐎๏𝒽, σ𝕙 ⓨẸαⒽ ♡♕"
Spruce Let Out A Mellow Sigh, Feeling Completely Zen From His Binky.

"🐟♪ α𝒶卂ᵃΔ卂αн, Ø𝑜𝓱
ⓣ𝔥ⓐ𝐓'Ŝ g๏๏𝐝 👣ඏ"
Clay Felt Relaxation Inside Of Himself, Embracing The Mellow Of His Binky.

Throughout The Night, Feeling Like Babies Again, Clay And Spruce Continued To Suck On Their Binkies, Hoping This Would Reduce Their Stress And Pressured Thoughts Of Their Upcoming Exam.

~~~

~Back At School~

The Next Day, After Their Nightlong Suckage Of Binkies, Clay And Spruce Were Back To School, Having A More Relax Feeling To Themselves.

Spruce Entered The School Building.
"Oh Man! Do I Feel Great?! Those Binkies Have Done Wonders!"

"Literally Man! Like, I Woke Up With A Smile And Never Once Thought About The Exam! It Was So zEn~"
Clay Waved His Arm Mystically.

"Ain't That The Truth! I Wouldn't Mind Using Those Binkies More Throughout The Year! Wanna Take Some More Later? In Secret Of Course"
Spruce Whispered.

Clay Nodded To His Brother.
"Of Course! And Duh It Would Be In Secret Bro! After All, We Wouldn't Want Our Little Baby Binky Addiction To Get Out To The School Now Would We- 😳"

Suddenly, Coming Through The Hallway, Clay And Spruce Came Across The Students In School Gazing And Laughing Upon A Photo Of The Brothers Taking Their Binkies In Baby Clothes, In Posters Hung Up All Over The School Mysteriously.

"⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️"
Clay And Spruce Couldn't Believe Their Eyes As Embarrassing Photos Of Them Were All Over The School.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 🤣 🤣"
Some Of The Students In The Hallway Were Laughing At The Embarrassing Photos.

"ALL HAIL....THE BINKY BRO'S!"
Jonas, A Trolling Baby, Waved A Flag Of The Photo On Top Of Lockers.

"Spruce, Look! It's You!"
Floyd Came Up To Spruce, Holding Up Boom As He Held Up The Photo.

"HAHAHA! Welcome To The Club! I Suck Binkies Too! BINKY SUCKERS FOR LIFE! 😄"
Boom Happily Said, Holding The Photo.

"Ohhhhhh.....Shhhhiiiiittt..."
Clay And Spruce Together Said In Sync, Too Embarrassed And In Shock Of Themselves Being Exposed To The ENTIRE School Of Going Back To Baby Binkies.