"Road To Marriage" [Part 2]
~At Forest Airlines~
Beginning Their Journey To Stop The Proposal Between Grandma Rosiepuff And Hairwin Cowbell, The BroZone Brothers Left The TrollTree And Into The Forest, Where A Critter Airlines Was Held, In Order For Them To Hitch A Flight To The City Of Shine Vegas.
Entering Inside The Forest Airlines Building, The Brothers Rushed In And Moved Past Different Critters Boarding Their Flights As Well.
"EXCUSE US! SORRY! OOPS! PARDON US! MOVE IT FURRY OLDIE!"
The Brothers All Said, Moving Through The Critters Blocking Their Path.
The Security Guard Stepped In Front Of The Brothers.
"Whoa, Hold It There Kids! No Running In The Building! What's The Rush?"
"SORRY SIR, OUR GRANDMOTHER IS ABOUT TO BE PROPOSED TO BY A GUY WITH HAIR MADE FROM A COW'S POOP!"
Floyd Blurted Out, As The Brothers Moved Past The Security Guard.
The Security Guard Blinked With No Reaction.
"....Kids Today Are Hopped Up On Root Beer And Jolly Ranchers.."
John Dory Made It To The Front Counter To Get Plane Tickets.
"Hi There! I'd Like 5 Tickets For A Flight To Shine Vegas! PRONTO!"
"Awwww, Look At The Little Babies! Aren't You Kids Cute! 😊"
The Worker Lady Pointed At The Brothers In Awe.
Spruce Rolled His Eyes.
"Yes Yes We're Adorable- BUT DON'T KNOWLEDGE THAT NOW! WE HAVE AN URGENT EMERGENCY TO SAVE OUR GRANDMA!"
"Okay! That'll Be $500!"
The Worker Lady Told Them.
John Dory Nodded And Turned Around.
"No Problem! Branch, Hand Me The Credit Card And Let's-"
With The Brothers Turning Around At Their Baby Brother, Baby Branch Was Eating A Big Candy Bar And Had Chocolate On His Face. 🍫
"Branch? Where'd You Get That Chocolate Bar From?"
Spruce Questioned.
Baby Branch Chewed And Swallowed.
"Oh This? I Traded That Card With Money You Told Me To Hold On To For It! 😄"
"YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
The Brothers Reacted And Shouted At Their Baby Brother.
"YESSSSS!!! I JUST SCORED THE LOTTERY WITH THIS CREDIT CARDDD!!! TAKE THAT MOTHER! I AM WORTHY OF BEING ALIVE! TIME TO LIIIIIVEEEE! 💳"
A Critter Fox, Who Baby Branch Traded The Credit Card For, Screamed In Cheer And Ran Off.
"BRANCH!!! WE NEEDED THAT MONEY FOR OUR FLIGHT!!"
John Dory Said.
"FOR TROLLY SAKES- WHY CAN'T YOU BE RESPONSIBLE???"
Spruce Said.
"I DON'T HAVE TO BE- I'M 2½ YEARS OLD!"
Baby Branch Said Back.
"Well At Least We Have A Snack"
Floyd Gestured At The Candy Bar.
Baby Branch Ate The Rest Of The Candy Bar In One Gulp.
"....We Do?"
"UGGGGGHHHHH!"
The Brothers Groan Into Their Hands Out Of Frustration.
"Awww, Look At The Little Babies! Aren't You Kids Cute! 😊"
The Worker Lady Repeated At The Brothers.
"Thank You Again -.- You Can Stop Saying That Now"
Spruce Glared At The Worker.
"Listen Miss, Can't We Just Slide In For A Free Flight? We Are BroZone After All! 👀"
John Dory Bounced His Eyebrows.
"Bro-Who?"
The Worker Lady Raised Her Eyebrow.
John Dory Blinked At The Worker.
"The Boyband? You Know....5 Brothers...Rockstars...Albums...On Every Pop Radio?"
"Hm.....NOPE! Doesn't Ring A Bell!"
The Worker Lady Replied.
"UGGGH!"
John Dory Faceplanted His Face On The Counter.
"Awww! Look At The Little Babies! Aren't You Cute! 😊"
The Worker Lady Repeated Again.
"ENOUGH!"
Spruce Said.
"Look, You Have To Pay For A Ticket. Plus, Since You're Children, You Also Need To Board With An Adult"
The Worker Lady Told Them.
"But Our Brother Here John! He's Almost An Adult Soon!"
Spruce Gestured At His Older Brother.
"Squares Don't Count Sweetheart"
The Worker Lady Replied.
"Okay Okay, How About This? You Let Us On The Flight For Free, And I'll Trade You This 📃"
Clay Held Up A Written Out Professional Document.
"What's That?"
The Worker Lady Tilted Her Head.
"My Brother John's Dignity 😌"
Clay Said, Waving The Document Side To Side.
"WHAT THE- GIVE ME THAT!"
John Dory Snatched The Document From Clay.
"Worth A Shot"
Clay Shrugged And Stepped Away.
"Awww! Look At The Little Babies! Aren't You Cute? 😊"
The Worker Lady Repeated Once Again At The Brothers.
"DAMMIT LADY-"
Spruce Said, Getting Annoyed.
"Sorry Cuties! No Money, No Adult, No Flight! Now Get Out 😊"
The Worker Lady Went Back To Her Computer.
John Dory Moved From The Counter, Groaning To Himself.
"Ugh! Great! Now What Are We Supposed To Do??"
"We Cannn...Jog To Shine Vegas?"
Floyd Suggested.
"By Time We Reach There, Grandma And Cowpoop Would Already Be Planning Out Their Wedding! There's No Way We're Jogging! Although, I Do Respect The Urge To Exercise"
Spruce Said.
"Think Guys! This Is For Grandma And To Save Her From Cowpoop's Evil Crusty Clutches! We Have To Do Whatever It Takes!"
Baby Branch Told His Brothers.
"But What CAN We Do?? We Have No Money, We Can't Travel Without An Adult, AND WE HAVE NO SNACKS! I Mean, C'mon! You Think An Idea Is Just Gonna Walk Through The Building??"
Clay Crossed His Arms.
Suddenly, Walking Through Inside The Building, A Group Of Pilots For One Of The Planes Walked In At Slo-Mo With A Glowing Light For Effect And Background Music.
🎵 I want to flyyyyy
like an eagle~ 🎵
🎵 To the sea~ 🎵
The People In The Forest Airlines Building Waved At The Amazing Pilots, As The Pilots Winked At Everyone.
🎵 Flyyyy like an eagle~ 🎵
🎵 Let my spirit
carry me~ 🎵
"Whoaaaa.."
The Brothers Watched The Pilots Walk Past Them, Embracing Their Presence.
🎵 I want to
flyyyy like an eagle~ 🎵
🎵 Till I'm free~ 🎵
🎵 Ohhhh,
through the revolution~ 🎵
Clay Smirked As He Formed An Idea In His Devious Head.
"Dudes, I Got An Idea~"
"I Fear It May Involve Murder"
Spruce Mumbled.
"Maybe- But John! I'll Need To Borrow Rhonda For A Sec"
Clay Asked And Requested.
"Pardon?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother, As Rhonda Popped Her Head Out Of His Hair.
~~~
In The Lunch Room Of The Airline Building, The Pilots Were Eating Their Lunch Before Heading Off To Their Assigned Planes To Fly.
Clay Barged In, Looking Like An Innocent Angel Child.
"Hi There Sirs And Madams! Isn't It An Angelic Day Today? 😇"
"Uhhhh...Sure?"
One Of The Pilots Said.
"Hey Kid, What Are You Even Doing In Here? This Lunch Room Is For Pilots Only!"
Another One Of The Pilots Said.
"Oh I Know! I Just Had A Question If You Guys Know What 4+4 Is?"
Clay Asked Them.
"Duh- It's 8"
One Of The Pilots Replied.
"Exactly....ATE! SICK 'EM RHONDA!"
Clay Immediately Took Rhonda Out From His Hair To Unleash Her.
Happily Pouncing At The Group Of Pilots, Rhonda Attacked Each One Of Them As They Screamed Loudly, While Clay Sipped A Cup Of Latte As He Watched.
~~~
Coming Out Of The Lunch Room, Clay Came Out As He Held Rhonda With A Smirk, While The Brothers Turned To See Clay Returning.
"Boys, We Have A Flight A Catch"
Clay Told His Brothers, Proudly.
"You Got Us On A Plane To Shine Vegas???"
John Dory Questioned.
"It's More Of.."
Clay Said.
Rhonda Suddenly Barfed Out One Of The Pilot Hats From The Pilots Out Her Mouth, As It Landed Up On Clay's Head.
Clay Chuckled As He Held His Smirk.
"....I Got Us A Plane To Shine Vegas...To FLY!"
~~~
~On The Plane~
After Revealing That The Brothers Would Be Flying The Plane To The City Of Shine Vegas, John Dory, Spruce, And Clay Were Hanging Out In The Cockpit Of The Plane.
"WOOOHOOOO! LET'S GET THIS GOING!"
Clay Spun Around In The Co-Pilots Chair.
"I Can't Believe You Murdered Those Pilots To Take Over The Plane For Us To FLY! ARE YOU INSANE???"
Spruce Said To His Younger Brother.
"Relaxxxx Spruce, This Is The Next Best Thing Than Just Being A Passenger On A Flight! Besides, Rhonda Just Ate Their Clothes Is All, Right Rhonda? 👀"
Clay Glanced Down At Rhonda.
"🤷♀️ 👀"
Rhonda Shrugged And Bounced Her Eyebrows, Knowing Only Her And Clay Knew What Really Happened.
"Spruce, This Is The Only Way To Shine Vegas! Besides, How Hard Can Flying A Plane Be?"
John Dory Chuckled, In The Pilot Seat.
"UM- VERY HARD! ESPECIALLY WITH YOU TWO IDIOTS STEERING!"
Spruce Gestured At Them.
"Settle Down Lover Boy, We Have A Manual!"
John Dory Held Out The Manual Of How To Fly The Plane. 📘
"Okay- I'm Gonna Hide In The Bathroom Before This Turns From Worse To Horrific! AND BEFORE I GET BLAMED FOR YOUR CHAOS!"
Spruce Yelled At John Dory.
"Yeah Yeah Purple Smurf, Go Deal With You Man Period Episode-"
John Dory Said, Opening The Manual.
"UGGGGHHHH!"
Spruce Frustratingly Stormed Out Of The Cockpit To Head To The Bathroom.
"Okay Let's See Hereee...Wordssss Wordssss Wordssss And More Wordssss...UGH! THIS IS VERY FRUSTRATING TO READ!"
John Dory Tried Hard To Read What The Manual Instructed.
"Need Some Glasses There Old Man?"
Clay Teased At His Brother.
"14 Is Not Old! -.-"
John Dory Glared At His Brother.
"Uh Huh, Give It 4 More Years And Your Charlie Horses Start Kicking In"
Clay Snickered To Himself.
"Would You Shut Up And Be A Tolerable Co-Pilot???"
John Dory Said.
"HAHAHAHA- No"
Clay Replied, Not Caring.
Clay Grabbed The Wired Microphone And Spoke Into It For The Passengers.
"Ladies And Gentlemen! This Is Your Fun Co-Pilot Clay Speaking, Along With A Pilot Who Is A Living, Walking, Talking, Pre-School Shape.."
~~~
Clay On The Speaker: "We Will Begin Our Descent Onward To Shine Vegas Shortly, But First! We Need To Go Over A Few Things! For Your Safety, Please Unbuckle Your Seat Belts!"
The Critter Passengers On The Plane Were Confused On The Instruction Being Told, But People Are Known To Be Stupid So They Of Course, Unbuckled Their Seatbelts.
Clay On The Speaker: "Coming Down The Aisles, A Little Lady, Who Is Totally Not Related To Me, Is Handing Out Peanuts And Pretzels!"
Floyd, Disguised And Dressed As A Lady Flight Attendant, Handed Out Snacks To The Passengers Down The Aisle Of The Plane.
"Peanuts! Pretzels! Come And Get Your Tasty Peanuts And Pretzels Here!"
Floyd Said As He Offered With A Smile.
Clay On The Speaker: "So For Hilarious Purposes, Please Throw Apples At Her Head"
Floyd Came Up To A Man Down The Aisle.
"Would You Like A Snack Sir?"
B O N K ! 🍎
Floyd Rubbed His Head From An Apple Being Thrown At His Head.
"Ow! What The Heck Was That For???"
"Sorry! The Fun Person On The Mic Said So!"
The Man Replied.
Clay On The Speaker: "In Light If We Ever Crash Or Probably Will, Oxygen Will Be Provided By Armadillo Air!"
Rhonda Crawled Up Onto Some Of The Passengers And Placed Her Mouth Over Theirs, And Breathed Into Their Mouths For Armadillo Oxygen.
Clay On The Speaker: "Lastly, If You Have Any Loose Luggage, A Blueberry Munchkin Baby Will Gently Handle It For You With Care"
Baby Branch, In A Little Professional Suit, Came Up To A Passenger's Luggage.
"Ooooh! Can I Store That Bag For You Ma'am?"
"Awww! Yes Please Little Sweetie! Thanks!"
The Lady Replied And Thanked In Awe.
Baby Branch, Using His Bitty Might, Casually Grabbed The Luggage Bag And Threw It Out The Window.
~~~
Back In The Cockpit, As Clay Finished Speaking On The Microphone, John Dory Was Still Struggling On How To Read The Plane's Manual.
"Okay Clay, Let's Figure Out How To Take Off! Maybe This Button...Orrr Uhhh...Maybe This Oneee...Or Umm.."
John Dory Hovered His Hand Over Some Of The Buttons.
"Orrrrrrr THIS ONE!"
Clay Slapped On John Dory's Hand, Almost Making His Hand Hit A Button.
"WHOA CLAY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I ALMOST HIT A BUTTON!"
John Dory Said.
"CALM YOUR SQUARE BALLS-"
Clay Said Back.
"I CAN'T! WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS MANUAL AND YOU'RE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO CONCENTRATE!"
John Dory Yelled Back At Clay.
"FINE-"
Clay Crossed His Arms And Turned Away On His Seat.
"THANK YOU!"
John Dory Went Back To Struggling To Read The Manual.
Clay, Being The Troll He Is, Smirked As He Got Mischievous And Cracked His Knuckles, As He Began To Press All The Buttons While He Sung Opera.
"BAAAA BAAA BAAAA BAAAA! DUM DUM! DUM DUM! BA BAAAA LA LAAAAA! DUM DUM! DUM DUM!"
Clay Sung His Lungs Out, Like An Idiot, Pushing All The Buttons.
"._____."
John Dory Just Stared At His Little Brother, Completely Done With His Bullshit.
Suddenly, As Clay Sang, He Pushed One Of The Buttons That Made The Plane Start Up And Drive Down The Runway.
"BA BA LAA LAA LAAAAA! DUM DUM! DUM DUM!"
Clay Kept Pushing Buttons, Unaware Of What He Just Did.
The Critters At The Forest Airline Building Saw The Plane, Aim Towards Them And Began To Panic.
"•_• Uh Clay....Clay..."
John Dory Tried To Get His Brother's Attention.
"BA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA- Huh?"
Clay Stopped Pushing Buttons And Realized Where The Plane Was Aiming Towards.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
The Critters At The Airline Forest Building Screamed, At The Plane Almost About To Crash Into Them.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
John Dory Screamed As He Covered His Face, Bracing For Possibly Impact.
Clay Simply Grabbed The Wheel And Immediately Pulled Up The Plane, To Steer It Up Into The Air And Float Along The Sky Safely. 🛩
"WOOOOHOOHOOOO!!! HA HA!"
Clay Cheered As He Was Proud Of Himself For Flying The Plane.
John Dory Glared At Clay, As He Felt A Little Traumatized From That.
"No Ha Ha -.-"
~~~
~Up In The Sky~
An Hour Later, With The Plane Riding Smoothly And Safely In The Sky To Shine Vegas, The Passengers All Relaxed As They Waited Until Reaching Their Destination.
Baby Branch, Taking A Nap By The Window Seat, Woke Up And Yawned Cutely, As He Took A Glance Out The Window.
Looking Out The Window, On The Wing Of The Plane, Terrance Was Holding Onto It As He Was Desperate To Catch The BroZone Brothers.
Terrance Turned And Locked Eyes With Baby Branch At The Window.
"AH HAAAAA! THE BABY!"
"AH!"
Baby Branch Got Down On The Ground, To Hide His Head.
Terrance Got Hit By A Bird And Flew Off The Wing Of The Plane.
"YOOOOOOOIIIIII-"
Baby Branch Looked Back Up At The Window, To See Terrance Wasn't There Anymore And Felt Confused If He Was Just Imagining It.
Floyd Came To The Seat And Took Off His Flight Attendant Outfit.
"Phew! Okay, My Fake Shift Is Over! I've Been Hit By Enough Apples!"
Baby Branch Scratched His Head.
"That Was Weird.."
Floyd Sat In The Seat Next To His Brother.
"What's Weird?"
"I Don't Know...I Think I Just Saw That Terrance Guy Outside On The Plane...Unless My Overthinking Is Taking Over And I'm Just Seeing Things"
Baby Branch Shrugged.
Floyd Chuckled A Little.
"You're Just Seeing Things Branch! Remember, The Girls Are Back Home Making Sure Terrance Is Distracted! We're Fine"
Baby Branch Fiddled With His Fingers, Feeling Nervous.
"👉👈 It's Just.....I Hope This Plan Works....I Don't Wanna Lose Grandma.."
Floyd Smiled And Ruffled His Baby Brother's Hair.
"Awww Branch, Don't You Worry! I Can Assure You, We're Gonna Save Grandma And Things Will Be Back To Normal! John Is Sure Of It!"
Baby Branch Giggled.
"Being Sure Of John? That's Funny!"
Floyd Laughed Along Too.
"Fair Enough, But It's Okay. Besides, We're Almost Close To Shine Vegas On This Plane! What Could Go Wrong?"
~~~
In The Cockpit Of The Plane, The Pilot And Co-Pilots Of John Dory And Clay, Were Steering And Keeping An Eye On The Plane In The Air.
Until Suddenly, A Flashing Red Light Was Blinking On The Control Button Pannel Of The Plane, Looking Like It Was Important. 🚨
Clay Noticed This And Got Curious.
"Hey John? What's With That?"
John Dory Turned And Saw The Flashing Light.
"Hm....I Don't Know....Is It An Alert For Something?"
Clay Tapped His Chin.
"Could Be? Should We Be Concerned?"
"Of Course Not! Cause We Have The Manual! Hand It To Me!"
John Dory Instructed.
Clay Grabbed The Plane Manual From The Floor And Threw It To His Brother, Hopefully To Find A Solution.
John Dory Glanced At The Manual And Knew He Didn't Wanna Struggle To Read It Anymore, And Slammed The Manual On The Red Light To Break It.
"Problem Solved! 😁"
John Dory Grinned, Proud Of Himself By That Stupid Action.
Clay Turned To The Window And Noticed Something Else.
"Uh Oh! There's Another Problem!"
"What Makes You Say That?"
John Dory Questioned.
"Well...One Of The Engines Is Smoking"
Clay Gestured Out The Window.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
John Dory Ran To The Window To See For Himself.
On One Of The Wings Of The Plane, The Engine Under It Was Sparkling And Smoking As If It Would Soon Stop Working.
"BUT HOW???"
John Dory Said.
Clay Thought To Himself.
"Hm, Could Be Due To The Fact Of When I Changed Branch's Diaper Before We Got On The Plane, I Threw The Diaper In The Engine Compartment 🤔"
"WH- WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT CLAY??!?!"
John Dory Shook Clay's Shoulders.
"I Wasn't Gonna Be Normal And Just Put It In A Trash Can 🤨"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow, Giving Some Sass.
John Dory's Eyes Widen, Realizing What Might Happen.
"O______O.....We Might Wanna Strap In.."
Quickly Jumping Back Into Their Seats, John Dory And Clay Buckled Back Their Seat Belts, To Brace For What Disaster Might Happen.
Clay Got Back On The Microphone For An Emergency Announcement.
"U-UM ATTENTION! THIS IS YOUR FUN CO-PILOT SPEAKING..."
~~~
In The Bathroom Of The Plane, Spruce Was Finishing Up His Business, As He Was Still Annoyed By His Brothers Flying The Plane.
"Those Morons...I Don't Know How I'm Related Or Put Up With Them! I Swear, If I Ever Have Kids, I Don't Want Them To Be Trolls"
Spruce Flipped Through His BroZone Magazine.
Clay On The Speaker: "I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS! GOOD NEWS IS WE SHOULD BE LANDING IN SHINE VEGAS SOON!"
Spruce Listened On The Announcement.
"Huh, Those Idiots Actually Pulled It Off. Proud Of Them 😌"
Clay On The Speaker: "BAD NEWS IS...We're Crash Landing 😁"
Suddenly, With The Engine Going Out, The Plane Stopped In The Middle Of The Sky And Instantly And Casually Dropped Down The Air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Spruce Screamed Out Loud As He Flung Out Of The Toilet From The Drop.
~~~
Clay On The Speaker: "Since It's 1998, Air Travel And Expenses Do Matter! So In 20 Years From Now, Vote Me As Your Certified CPA To Handle Your Expenses!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Passengers, Along With Floyd And Baby Branch, Screamed And Hollered Out Loud From The Plane Drop.
Clay On The Speaker: "So Thanks Again For Choosing Co-Pilot Clay! 😁 👍"
"OW! OW! OW! OUCH! D'OH! OW OW!"
Floyd And Baby Branch Flopped All Over The Plane, Rolling Through The Passengers.
Baby Branch Slammed On The Window And Saw How High The Plane Was Dropping.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
Floyd Hit Another Window, Beside Baby Branch, And Saw The Height As Well, Shrieking Like A Girl.
"AAAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!"
~~~
Stuck In The Bathroom, Spruce Hit The Wall And All Around The Bathroom, Until His Whole Face Went Inside The Toilet Full Of Poop And Pee. 🚽
"ARGRGRHRHRGRRGG!! RHONDA! HELP MEEE!!! I'M STUCK AND TASTING MY OWN WASTE!!!"
Spruce Yelled Out For Rhonda, Being Stuck In The Toilet.
"🤩"
Rhonda Happily Watched Spruce Suffer In The Toilet, Loving Every Bit Of The Chaos.
~~~
Struggling Inside The Cockpit, John Dory And Clay Were Trying Everything They Can To Steer The Plane Back In The Sky, But Failed Miserably.
"AAAAAHHHH!!! THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS SO BAD!!! WE'RE GOING DOWNNN!!!"
John Dory Held Onto The Steering Wheel.
"NO SHIT SQUARE-LOCK! WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE??"
Clay Said.
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SARCASM CLAY! WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!"
John Dory Said.
"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS IS THE END!"
Clay Said.
"ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY BEFORE WE GO TO A BETTER PLACE???"
John Dory Asked His Brother.
"UHHH UHHHH! I'M THE ONE WHO LICKS THE ICING OFF THE POP TARTS EVERY MORNING AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BOX!"
Clay Admitted Out Loud.
"THAT EXPLAINS THE SALIVA FLAVOR-"
John Dory Said.
"ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY BROTHER??"
Clay Asked His Brother.
"YOU WON'T BE MAD IF I TELL YOU???"
John Dory Said.
"C'MON C'MON TELL ME WHAT??"
Clay Said.
"......I PEED IN YOUR SIPPY CUP ONCE WHEN YOU WERE A BABY-"
John Dory Blurted Out And Confessed.
"WHAT(!?,@,!&@%!,@"
Clay Reacted In A Shocked And Disgusted Way.
"THE TOILET WASN'T WORKING AT THE TIME! I HAD NO OTHER OPTION! IT MADE ME MAD!"
John Dory Said.
"EW EW EW THE HORROOOOORRRRR!!"
Clay Slapped His Tongue In Disgust.
"I'M SORRY-"
John Dory Said.
Clay Went To Rapidly Slap John Dory On His Arm.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD-"
Hitting On The Winshield Of The Front Of The Plane, José Carioca, Randomly Appeared And Waved At The Two Brothers.
"AHHHHH-"
John Dory And Clay Screamed And Flinched For A Second.
"OLÁ! I'M JOSÉ CARIOCA! ARE YOU HEADING TO BAIA?"
José Carioca Asked Happily.
"WHAT KIND OF CAMEO IS THIS??!?!"
John Dory Said Confused.
"WAIT- YOU'RE BIRD! YOU CAN HELP US FLY THIS PLANE RIGHT???"
Clay Asked With Hope.
"Oh, You're A Very Funny Fellow! I Can Fly! JUST NOT A PLANE!"
José Carioca Laughed With A Squawk And Flew Off The Windshield.
"....."
John Dory And Clay Blankly Stood There After That, Not Knowing What To Do Next.
"Thaaaaat....Waaasss...Trippyyyy..."
John Dory Said.
Clay Looked Through The Window, Seeing The Plane Was About To Hit The Ground.
"OH NO! JOHN- WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH!!"
John Dory Tried To Think And Got An Idea, As He Reached In His Hair.
"I HAVE A JDEEEAAAAA!!!"
"A WHAT-"
Clay Said.
"CLAY, IT'S TIME FOR.."
John Dory Smirked As He Pulled Out A Screw Driver.
Clay Realized What His Brother Meant.
"OH NO.....NOT THE-"
"THE JOHN DORY SPECIAL!"
John Dory Shouted Loudly As He Stabbed His Screw Driver In The Steering.
With The Screw Driver Implanted Into The Steering, John Dory Used All His Might To Pull The Screw Drive Back As Far, To Get Control Of The Plane.
"YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ❗️❗️❗️❗️"
John Dory Screamed Out As He Used His Strength To Control The Plane.
Pulling Back On The Steering Wheel, The Plane Was Able To Stop From Dropping And Land Down Carefully In The Nearest Airline Building 🛬, Nowhere Near Or Close To Shine Vegas At All.
The Plane Landed As The Passengers Were All Crashed All Over One Another From The Drop And Impact Of The Whole Disaster On Their Flight.
"WOOOOHOOOOO!!!! I SAVED USSSS! NOW THAT DESERVES A HA HA! 💪"
John Dory Cheered As He Flexed His Arm Muscles, Proud Of His Strength.
Spruce Kicked Open The Cockpit Door, Covered In Urine And Poop Droplets.
"-.- No Ha Ha.."
~~~
~In Shine Vegas~
Across The Land, There Was The Fabulous City Of Shine Vegas, Where Glamorous And Large Buildings Were Held Of The Most Famous Companies And Rich Critters, As Well As Amusement Parks, Casinos, And So Much More.
Inside The "Hair-Rising Records" Building, Where The Most Famous Singers Get Music Deals And Record Labels, Hairwin Cowbell Was Searching For The Next Big Musical Artist, After He Was Fired From BroZone.
Hairwin Cowbell, Sat In A Chair In A Theater, Where Auditioners Would Come In And Present What Musical Talent They Had, To Hopefully Earn A Record Label.
A Boring Beetle Critter Was Up On Stage, Singing Horribly Off-Key.
🎵 aLThoUgH wE'Ve cOMe
tO tHe eNnNnd oFfFF tHeEeE
roOOoOOaAaD! 🎵
🎵 stiLlLLLL I cAaAaNt
lEeEeEet gOoOOOoo! 🎵
"Oh God 🤦♂️..."
Hairwin Cowbell Groaned Into His Hand, Hating The Audition.
The Boring Beetle Kept On Singing Awfully And Horrendously.
🎵 iTs uNnAtuRaL,
yOu bEloNg tO mE,
i bElonG to yoOoOoOOOuUUU! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Covered His Ears For A Second Then Stopped.
"I Can See Why Your Species Is Called The Boring Beetle- NEEXXXT!"
The Boring Beetle Got Escorted Out By The Two Muscular Bodyguards.
"WHAT?!?!? BUT I WAS MADE TO SING! I'M LITERALLY DESCENDED FROM GLITTERHEAD! HE'S A MUSICAL GENIUSSSS!"
"Uggggghhh.."
Hairwin Cowbell Groaned Into Both Of His Hands Again.
"Is That The End Of The Auditions For This Session Mr. Cowbell?"
Bodyguard Arnold Questioned.
"No No, I Still Have Faith That I Can At Least Find One Hidden Musical Artist In This City"
Hairwin Cowbell Replied.
"You Know, I've Been Told I Have Pipes Like Britney Sparkles Sir! 😁"
Bodyguard Joey Suggested.
"Yet I'm Sure Your Voice Has No Spark In It -.-"
Hairwin Cowbell Glared At Him.
"Aw.."
Bodyguard Joey Frowned For A Second.
"It's Alright Mate, Your Muscles Are Your Best Bet Than Your Voice"
Bodyguard Arnold Patted Bodyguard Joey's Shoulder.
"Bring In The Next One!"
Hairwin Cowbell Demanded.
"YES SIR!"
Both Bodyguards Nodded And Went To Open The Door For The Next Auditioner.
Coming Onto Stage With Holy And Heavenly Light, A Bellow-Bug Flew In And Immediately Started To Belt Out It's Angelic Opera Voice. ✨️
Catching Hairwin Cowbell And The Bodyguards Attention For A Moment, They Gave The Bellow-Bug A Chance To Shine As It Sang The Opera Version Of "Queen Of The Night".
Flying Around The Stage As It Sang It's Little Lungs Out, The Bellow-Bug Gave Off A Heart-Melting Opera Audition, Even To The Point Where The Two Muscular Bodyguards Almost Shed Tears.
"😢🥺"
Bodyguard's Arnold And Joey Sniffed, As They Tried To Hold Back Tears From Such A Angelic Sound Of The Bellow-Bug.
Hairwin Cowbell's Eyes Sparkles For A Moment.
"That Was....Beautiful 🥹....-ly Done Before. GET IT OUT HERE!"
Bodyguards Arnold And Joey Ran Up On Stage And Kicked The Bellow-Bug Out The Window, As The Bellow-Bug Sung It's Heart Out As It Was Flung Out The Window.
Hairwin Cowbell Stood Up From His Seat Frustrated.
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I CAN'T FIND ANY ACT I CAN MAKE INTO A STAR! THIS COMPANY IS CALLED HAIR-RISING RECORDS! I HAVE TO MAKE STARS RISE! BUT THESE AUDITIONERS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO....BroZone -.-"
"If Only You Could Become Their Manager Again Sir"
Bodyguard Joey Shrugged.
"Then You'd Be Loaded With Profits And Albums Up The Charts Again"
Bodyguard Arnold Said.
"Precisely~"
Hairwin Cowbell Smirked, As He Already Knew What His Secret Plan Can Do To Benefit Him.
~~~
Storming Into His Big Office In The Building, Hairwin Cowbell Marched Through The Room, As A Pop Musical Beat Played In The Background.
Walking Through His Office, Hairwin Cowbell Glanced At All The BroZone Albums He Ever Managed And Produced, Getting More Frustrated And Holding More Of A Grudge Against The Brothers.
Hairwin Cowbell Took A Look At His Mirror And Started To Sing.
🎵 I can't help it-
if mirrors love my face~ 🎵
🎵 It's genetics!
Yeah, I got these genes
from outer space! 🎵
🎵 Peep the name, I'm Hairwin!
I put the "I" in every win I get! 🎵
🎵 I'm passionate,
I'm not petulant! 🎵
🎵 Someone praise me
for my benevolence! 🎵
"Just Look~"
Hairwin Cowbell Winked At The Wattpad Camera Of The Readers For A Second.
Hairwin Cowbell Glanced At All The Artists He's Produced For.
🎵 I produced all of Britney's songs!
Since she really needed that- 🎵
🎵 I'd be the first one to volunteer Justin and the Timber Lakes! 🎵
🎵 And now their career never crumblesssss~ 🎵
🎵 And never goes
down in sales! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Turned Over To A Poster Of BroZone.
🎵 I brought those boys
up from nothing,
And I don't even
charge them a cent! 🎵
🎵 I cleaned up all their messes
And I was always there when they made a dent! 🎵
🎵 I gave and gave
and gave and gave! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Envisioned Himself Giving The BroZone Brothers Their Popularity In The Past.
🎵 You'd think
they'd all be content? 🎵
🎵 And all I really wanted was
just a little respect...🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Turned To The Flashback Of The Brothers Flipping Him Off For Getting Fired.
🎵 AND THIS IS
THE THANKS I GET?!?! 🎵
As Hairwin Cowbell Bursted More Into His Song Chorus, He Imagined Dollar Bills Tap-Dancing And Singing Along To His Song. 💵
🎵 Da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da-da! 🎵
The Imaginary Dollar Bills Tap Danced And Sang For The Chorus.
🎵 THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET?!?!?! 🎵
🎵 Da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da-da! 🎵
The Imaginary Dollar Bills Tap Danced Behind Hairwin Cowbell In Synchronized Choreography.
🎵 THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET?!??!?! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Grabbed A BroZone Album And Gripped It Tight In His Grip, Getting More Angry Of How The Brothers Treated Him And Got Rid Of Him After He Made Them Superstars.
🎵 AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET?!?!?! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Ran To One Of His Bags And Took Out The Engagement Ring.
🎵 I didn't wanna do this..
I swore I'd never do this! 🎵
🎵 But I'm hypnotized by how that betrayal flipped! 🎵
🎵 'Cause I refuse to have my
business stripped! 🎵
🎵 John Dory! Clay! Spruce! Floyd!
Even that big headed baby too! 🎵
🎵 I refused to be tethered by kids
but desperate times call
for desperate measures
even if it means to CAPTURE THEM!
TORTURE THEM!
FORCE THEM!
EVEN TO AN EXTENT TO KILL- 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Caught Himself And Shook His Head.
"Bluburburbrurbur....Where Was I? Oh Yeah! 😊"
🎵 Those traitors are gonna pay
And still I remain unbent! 🎵
🎵 The time has come to
make this proposal and
it will be no accident! 🎵
Hairwin Cowbell Smirked Into The Shiny Reflection Of The Engagement Ring.
🎵 Well, when it's official, those boys
will finally be mine! 🎵
🎵 Now, that's a
grandpa in the making~ 🎵
🎵 Honestly, BroZone into my
clucthes again...hehe...
should be worth every cent~ 🎵
🎵 AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET! 🎵
🎵 Da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da-da! 🎵
The Imaginary Dollar Bills Kicked Back Into Their Tap Dancing For The Song.
🎵 AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET!! 🎵
🎵 Da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da-da! 🎵
The Dollar Bills Swung From Side To Side As Hairwin Cowbell Tore Down His BroZone Albums And Posters.
🎵 THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET!!! 🎵
Looking Back At The Last Hanging BroZone Poster, Hairwin Cowbell Got Furious And Ripped It Off His Wall, As He Screamed In The Most Angrily Way Possible.
"UUUUGGGRRAAAHHH- THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️"
Hairwin Cowbell Yelled Out Loud As His Mirror Window Shattered From Such A Furious Yell.
Hairwin Cowbell Grabbed A BroZone Album And Used A Firm Tone.
"Be Careful Boys.....I Never Lose"
Ripping Up The Album, Hairwin Cowbell Dropped The Pieces As He Left The Room, With The Album Being Ripped Up Of The Brothers Faces On It.
~~~
~Meanwhile~
After The Chaos Caused On The Plane And Almost Literally Crashing It, The Brothers Were Standing Outside Of The Nearest Airline Building, Where The Plane They Flew Had An Emergency Landing At.
"....."
The Brothers Were All Staring Up At Something Hung Up On The Wall Of The Airline Building.
Floyd Blinked Awkwardly.
"Well....It's Not As Bad As It Looks..?"
"Not As Bad?? ARE YOU NOT SEEING THE SAME THING WE'RE SEEING FLOYD-"
Clay Gestured At What They Were Looking At.
Up On The Wall, It Was A Terrorist And Warning Poster Of The BroZone Brothers In Mug Type Shots, Of Being Put On The "No-Fly List" In The Airline System, After The Whole Plane Incident.
"WE'RE LITERALLY A THREAT TO AIRPLANES NOW"
Clay Blurted Out.
"OH THIS IS TERRIBLE!"
John Dory Said As He Looked At The Poster.
"TELL ME ABOUT IT!"
Clay Said.
".....They Just Can't Get My Head Shape Right!"
John Dory Pointed At His Picture On The Poster.
"No No...They Got The Shape Right"
Spruce Patted John Dory's Shoulder.
Floyd Read Under His Picture And Tilted His Head.
"Huh....They Described Me As The Fruity Sivan...What Does That Even Mean?"
"It Means You Have Pride-"
Spruce Replied.
"Ohhhhh.....YAY I HAVE PRIDE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS! 😄"
Floyd Cheered For A Moment.
"Nice Going Clayton And Square Fish- NOW WE HAVE NO FLIGHT TO SHINE VEGAS!"
Spruce Yelled At His Brothers.
"HEY HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME! CLAY'S THE ONE WHO KEPT PUSHING BUTTONS AND EVEN PUT BRANCH'S FULL DIAPER INTO THE ENGINE BLOCK-"
John Dory Blamed On His Brother.
"OKAY- I'M NOT JUST GONNA STAND HERE GUILTY AND LISTEN TO YOU GUYS ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE!"
Clay Crossed His Arms, Turning Away.
Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers.
"Welp...There Goes Our Chance To Save Grandma In Shine Vegas...Why Must My Brothers Be Idiots? But Hey! I Have A Plan To Get Us There In Time! Watch This~"
Baby Branch Got In Between His Older Brothers.
"HEY! Guys! 😌 I Might Have An Idea That Can-"
"NO! We Don't Need Your Help Mr. Sells Our Credit Card FOR SOME CHOCOLATE! -.-"
Clay Said Towards Baby Branch.
"Yeah B! So Stay In A Baby's Place -.-"
John Dory Added.
Baby Branch Got Offended And Backed Up A Little From His Older Brothers, As They Continued On To Argue With One Another.
"So They Want Me To Stay In A Baby's Place And Not Help Huh? Well I'll Show Them Who's A Baby Then -.-"
Baby Branch Got Ticked Off And Told Himself.
Flopping Down On The Ground, Baby Branch Turned On His Baby Mode And Began To Cry Loudly And Throw A Tantrum.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAHHH!!! 😣😭"
Baby Branch Cried On The Ground And Banged His Little Fists.
"Branch! Seriously??? What's The Problem?"
John Dory Said.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Baby Branch Sobbed More And Didn't Answer, Starting To Be A Difficult Baby.
"UGGGH! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BRANCH!"
John Dory Said, Covering His Ears.
Clay Moved John Dory Aside.
"John, That's Not How You Handle A Baby That Throw's A Tantrum! Let Me Show You How A Pro Does It~"
Clay Kneeled Down And Reached His Hand Out To Baby Branch.
"Heyyyy Baby Broooo, Let Big Brother Clay Help You And-"
Seeing His Brother's Arms Reach Out Towards Him, Baby Branch Growled And Bit One Of Clay's Fingers Hard And Painfully.
C H O M P !
"OW! SCREW YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD-"
Clay Yelled As He Held His Finger.
Baby Branch Kept On Crying As He Stood Up And Ran To Spruce, Holding His Arms Up And Wanting To Be Held.
"Awww, Wanna Be With Your Favorite Brother? I Gotcha Man"
Spruce Picked Up Baby Branch And Held Him Up.
In A Quick Second, Baby Branch Hardly Headbutt Spruce's Nose, As He Dropped Him In A Fast Reaction.
B A N G !
"AWE FUCK-"
Spruce Held His Nose, Before It Could Bleed Out A Little Red Glitter.
John Dory Shook His Head.
"Ametuers....The Simple Way To Handle A Baby Sibling Is A Flick On The Nose. Observe...Hey Branch?"
Baby Branch Looked Up At His Older Brother, As John Dory Simply Flicked Baby Branch On His Bitty Nose, Making Him Flinch.
"See? 😌"
John Dory Said Proudly.
"👊"
Baby Branch Leaped Up And Punched John Dory Right In His Square Face.
"DAH! SHIT-"
John Dory Yelped Out As He Held His Face From The Punch Impact.
"HA!!!!!"
Clay Pointed At His Brother And Laughed At Him Getting Hurt.
"WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! 😭😖😖😭"
Baby Branch Resumed His Tantrum Of Non-Stop Crying.
"OKAY! THAT'S IT! CLAY, YOU'RE BABYSITTING THE BLUE MENACE AND LET'S START WALKING! WE GOTTA HURRY TO SHINE VEGAS!"
John Dory Instructed As He Began To Walk Out Into The Distance.
Baby Branch Leaped At Clay's Head And Attacked Him, As He Was Told To Stay With Clay As The Brothers Started To Walk Off.
"AH AH OH GOD OH GOD HIS LITTLE NAILS AND FEET! OW OW OW-"
Clay Screamed Out As Baby Branch Attacked His Face.
"UGGGGGHHH.."
Spruce Covered His Ears As He Followed His Brothers.
Floyd Just Stood There, Blankly.
"Now John Wants Us To Walk?? We Can't Walk To A City Miles From Here!...Or Maybe We Can 🤔"
~~~
~~~
~Through The Desert~
Passing Through A Burning Hot Desert Of Nothing But Dunes And Sand, The Brothers Continued Their Journey To Shine Vegas On Foot.
Floyd Was Crawling On The Sand, Tired From Walking.
"W-We....Definitely...C-Cannot...Walk...T-There..."
Floyd Stopped Crawling And Laid On His Back, As The Sun Beamed On Him.
"I Can't Go On Any Longer...Or Else My Sensitivity....And Mascara...WILL BURN OUT! Someone Carry Me...Guys?..."
Floyd Sat Up And Realized Something.
"Guys?! GUYS?!"
Turns Out, Floyd Was Far Away From His Other Brothers, Who Were Walking Faster Than Him, And Didn't Notice They Left Floyd Behind.
"GUYS?!?!?! IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSEEEEE! WAAAAAHHH!! 😫😭"
Floyd Began To Sob Loudly, From Being Hot And Left Behind.
Meanwhile, Up Ahead, John Dory And Spruce Were Tired And Annoyed Of Clay Dealing With Baby Branch Fussing And Fighting With Him.
John Dory Turned His Head At Them.
"DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE-"
"IT'S HIM! HE KEEPS STARTING SHIT FOR NO REASON!"
Clay Tried To Keep Baby Branch Controlled.
"I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT, I'LL FINISH IT!"
John Dory Replied.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! 😭"
Baby Branch Teared Up, Starting To Cry Loudly Again.
Spruce Groaned In Annoyance And Rubbed His Eyes.
"Ugggghhhh You Have To Make It Stopppp...I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE-"
"EVEN RHONA ISN'T THIS EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE! AND SHE'S STILL A BABY!
John Dory Said.
"💅😌"
Rhonda Knew That Was Right And Poked Her Head Out Of John Dory's Hair With Some Sass.
"HE WON'T STOP SQUIRMING!"
Clay Said, Trying To Keep Baby Branch Still.
"YOU'RE HOLDING HIM WRONG!"
Spruce Said.
"WATCH HIS BIG ASS HEAD-"
John Dory Said.
"JUST PUT HIM DOWN FOR NOW"
Spruce Instructed As He Stopped Walking.
"UGGGHH YOU SAY HOLD HIM THEN PUT HIM DOWN THEN HOLD HIM THEN PUT HIM DOWN BLAH BLAH DAMMIT BLAH!"
Clay Said Mimicking His Brothers As He Placed Baby Branch Down On The Sand.
John Dory Kneeled Down To Baby Branch.
"BRANCH! Why Are You Doing This To Us!?!? ENOUGH WITH THE TANTRUM"
"HIIIIISSSSSSSAAAA~ 🐍"
Baby Branch Weirdly And Randomly Hissed At His Brothers.
"....I Think Something's Wrong With Him"
Clay Said.
"Nice Observation There Cheese Cudi -.-"
Spruce Glared Over At Clay.
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??"
Clay Said.
"Perhaps Maybe He's Throwing A Tantrum Cause His Diaper Is Full?"
Spruce Suggested.
"OH HEEEELLLLLL NO- I AIN'T CHANGING HIM AGAIN"
Clay Said Refusing.
"Clay, Check For Poop -.-"
John Dory Told His Brother.
"WHY AM I THE POOP CHECKER??"
Clay Said.
"Cause You're The One Who Damaged The Plane 👺, Cause You Pushed The Buttons In The Plane 👺, Cause You're Smaller And Younger 👺, And Cause I'll Bash Your Head IF YOU DON'T-"
John Dory Death Glared Down At Clay.
"......Why Else? 😁"
Clay Grinned Innocently.
"NOW CLAY!!!!!!!!!"
John Dory Yelled Into Clay's Face.
Clay Immediately Went Down To Baby Branch And Began To Change Him.
"EW....YUCK....GOOD LORD...BRANCH WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST??"
"Our Credit Card -.-"
Spruce Glared For A Second.
Clay Wrapped Up The Diaper And Swung It Around.
"OKAY WATCH OUT WATCH OUT"
"WHOA WHOA CLAY-"
John Dory Backed Up.
"DON'T SWING THAT THING-"
Spruce Backed Up As Well.
"UH OH- IMMA SLIP! WHOOAAA!"
Clay Pretended To Trip And Threw The Diaper In The Air.
The Diaper Went Up Into The Air And Landed Down On John Dory's Face, With The Diaper Opened Up.
"EWWWWW!!! WHAT THE YUCK CLAY- YOU A-HOLE!!!"
John Dory Took The Diaper Off And Threw It On The Ground.
"AHAHAAAAA IT WAS A CLEAN DIAPER! GOTCHAAAA MEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!"
Clay Cackled Like A Maniac.
John Dory Slapped Clay In The Back Of The Head.
"WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF!"
"PFFFFF- 🤣"
Baby Branch Laughed At That For A Second.
"Wait! Branch Laughed! Do It Again!"
Spruce Said.
John Dory Slapped The Bacm Of Clay's Head Again.
"Hey, That Makes Me Feel Better Too"
Clay Wobbled, Feeling Dizzy From The Hits.
"hERe spRuCe...yOu hOLd hiM 😵💫"
Spruce Slapped Clay In The Back Of The Head, Making Baby Branch Laugh Again, Getting Amusement Out Of This.
Floyd Popped Up And Got In Between His Brothers.
"STOP HURTING EACH OTHER GUYS! IT'S MEAN AND VIOLENT!"
"Floyd? Where Have You Been?"
Spruce Questioned.
"Becoming Melted Strawberry Ice Cream -.-"
Floyd Glared Over At Spruce, Mad Over Being Left Behind.
Baby Branch Wiped A Laughing Tear.
"🤣, Okay I Give You Guys Credit, You Made Me Chuckle. Big Brother Points For You"
Suddenly, A Big Grumble And Rumbling Noise Was Heard Around The Brothers, Turning Out To Be From Baby Branch's Little Tummy.
"Ooooh...I'm Getting Hungry"
Baby Branch Held His Tummy.
"How About Some Milk?"
John Dory Suggested.
"OOOH! I'D LOVE SOME! 🙋♂️"
Clay Raised His Hand.
"NOT YOU! BABY BRANCH!"
Spruce Gestured To Baby Branch.
"WELL EXCUUUUSE ME HORMONES MAN, I HAVE HUNGER NEEDS AS WELL -.-"
Clay Glared Up In Spruce's Face.
"IF YOU'RE SO HUNGRY, WHY NOT EAT UP SOME OF YOUR SAD BOOKS FOR SAD NUTRITION -.-"
Spruce Glared Up In Clay's Face.
"ENOUGHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
Floyd Screamed And Yelled Out Very Loudly, Enough To Make A Echo Sound Throughout The Desert.
John Dory Turned Around Behind The Brothers, And Noticed A Little Convient Gas Station Across The Desert Ground.
"Guys.."
John Dory Pointed At The Gas Station.
The Brothers Saw The Gas Station And Immediately Grew Smiles.
"FOOD!"
~~~
~At The Gas Station~
Coming Up To The Desert Gas Station, The Brothers Ran To The Front As There Were Two Meerkat Critters, Dressed As Hillbillies, Sitting On Chairs In Front Of The Store.
"Hey There!"
John Dory Shouted Out.
"....."
The Two Meerkats, Logan And Luke, Raised Their Hats And Took A Glance At The Brothers.
"May We Have Snacks Please? 😁"
Floyd Asked Innocently.
Logan, One Of The Meerkats, Noticed How Colorful The Brothers Looked Like Candy.
".....What Flavor Are You Made Of Boys? SWEET OR SOUR!"
* K N E E
S L A P *
"BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!! 🤣🤣"
Logan And Luke Laughed Hardly To Themselves, Rocking On Their Chairs.
"Are They Laughing At Us?"
Floyd Tilted His Head.
"Nooooo, They're Just Referencing A Movie From The Future 😊"
Clay Replied Back.
"HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Where Are You Loner Kids Headin' Anyway??"
Luke Asked The Brothers.
"If You Should Know, We're On A Mission To Save Our Grandma From The Crusty Clucthes From Our Ex-Manager In Shine Vegas!"
John Dory Explained.
"Shine Vegas??? 😦😦"
Logan And Luke Said In Shocked Horrified Faces.
"That's Right"
Spruce Nodded.
"Ain't That The Place Where The Troll Version Of Elvis Pawsly Was Killed???"
Luke Said.
Logan Took Off His Hat.
"Luke, We Must Take Our Hats Down In Respect.......RESPECT FOR THE DEAD!"
* K N E E
S L A P *
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJSAHHSHSUQKAJAHAGAHAGSGSGAGSGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Logan And Luke Bursted Out Dying Laughing Again With Each Other.
"...."
The Brothers Blinked At These Two Hooligans Laughing About Nonsense.
"BAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHSHAJSBAYDHWOAHAHAHAHAHAHAVDGAJAGSHAHAHAFROGASSCRACKHAHSGAHSGAGSHAGSGSGSGSNSHAHAHAHAHAHAHABSB 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Logan And Luke Kept On Laughing As They Weirdly Choked Each Other In The Process.
"Why Are We Talking To These High Ass Rednecks?"
Clay Whispered To His Brothers.
"Well We Wanted Snacks...But Maybe They Can Show Us The Direction To Shine Vegas?"
Baby Branch Shrugged.
"Good Idea Branch!"
John Dory Ruffled Baby Branch's Hair.
"YOU KIDS WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO SHINE VEGAS!"
Logan Told Them.
"Well If You Could Show Us The Way There, We'll Prove It To You!"
John Dory Crossed His Arms.
"PFFFF! Sureeeee! I Bet You Can't Even Last 5 Minutes Fighting That Guy Behind Ya!"
Luke Pointed Behind The Brothers.
"What Guy?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow.
The Brothers Turned Around And Screamed Of Who They Saw.
"AHHHHHH-"
Terrance Was Behind The Boys, As He Caught Up With Them From The Plane.
"I GOTCHA BOYS! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TRICK AND RUN FROM ME??? AHAAAA Thought Wrong!"
"T-T-TERRANCE??"
Floyd Started Getting Nervous.
"I KNEW I WASN'T IMAGINING HIM ON THE PLANE!"
Baby Branch Said.
"Wait! YOU FOLLOWED US ON THE PLANE??? HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT THE GIRLS WEREN'T US- I Meannnn What Girls 😁"
Clay Grinned Innocently.
"FACE IT! When You're Loyal To The Most Dashing Man In The Music Industry, You Figure Out EVERRRRYTHING! My Senses Are Locked In For Hairwin!"
Terrance Smirked At The Boys.
"Talk About Dedicated Minimum Wage Employee.."
Spruce Whispered To His Brothers.
"Now That I've Caught You, I'm Absolutely NOT Letting You Ruin This Plan For Hairwin!"
Terrance Said.
"Plan?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow.
"Why Haven't You Caught On Yet? When Hairwin Proposes To Your Worthless Grandmother, He'll Own Custody Of You Five! WHICH MEEEAANSSSS, The BroZone Brand Belongs To Him Again! AND NOTHING WILL STOP HIS RICH MUSIC EMPIRE! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA-"
Terrance Tried To Attempt A Sinister Laugh.
"😦😦😦😦😦"
The Brothers Jaws Dropped From The Reveal Of Hairwin Cowbell's True Plan And Intentions.
"-AHAHAHAAAAAA! And I'll Be There By Hairwin's Side For Moral And Emotional Support, Along With His Favorite German Goat-Milk Latte 😌"
Terrance Added On.
"If This Plan Does Happen, Do I Get A Latte Too? 🙋♂️ 😄"
Floyd Raised His Hand.
"NO!!! IT'S EXCLUSIVE FOR HAIRWIN ONLY-"
Terrance Yelled Down At Floyd.
"🙁 Poo.."
Floyd Frowned For A Moment.
"Now We Can Eithee Do This The Easy Way Or The Hard Way.."
Terrance Approached Towards The Brothers.
John Dory Stood In Front Of His Brothers For Protection.
"My Brothers And I Would Like To Discuss Our Options!"
"You Only Get One Option: Boyband Slaves! Where Hairwin Will Take Over BroZone And Force You Boys Into ANYTHING That Means Money Or Ratings! Isn't That Just Fun?! 😄"
Terrance Said With A Fake Grin.
"If We Can Make John Hang On Some Strings As A Puppet For An Album Cover, It Could Be Fun"
Clay Shrugged.
"CLAY!!!"
The Brothers Yelled At Their Idiot Middle Brother.
"So What's It Gonna Be Kids?"
Terrance Asked Them, In A Threatening Tone.
"I'll Tell You What....IT'S GONNA BE ME! SLING SHOT ME ON 3!"
Baby Branch Held His Hand And Foot Out To His Brothers.
The Brothers Held Baby Branch By His Leg And Arm, And Began To Swing.
"1....2.....3!!!"
Aftwr Swinging Their Baby Brother In A Circle, The Brothers Threw Baby Branch Towards Terrance, For Him To Give Him A HUGE Kick To The Face.
B A M !
"OIIIII-"
Terrance Yelped As He Flopped Down To The Sand In Pain From The Kick.
"NOW GUYS!"
John Dory Instructed His Brotyers.
Together, The Brothers Began To Rapidly Grab Sand And Start To Bury The Unconscious Terrance Down The Sand, For Him Not To Follow Them.
"Phew!"
The Brothers Say In Relief As They Got Rid Of Terrance.
John Dory Turned Back To Logan And Luke, Who Saw Everything.
"How Many Minutes Was That?"
Logan Looked At His Non-Existence Watch To Check.
"5 ½"
The Brothers Smirked And Pointed At Them In Victory.
"....IN YOUR FACE!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵"
* K N E E
S L A P *
"BAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
The Brothers Laughed At The Meerkats And Thought They Proved Them Wrong, But Of Course Didn't.
"😐😐"
Logan And Luke Just Stood There, Not Reacting Or Responding.
"WHO CAN'T HANDLE SHINE VEGAS NOW??? HAHAHAHAAAAAA! 🤣 PUNK ASS HILLBILLIES!!!"
Clay Shook His Butt At Them As He Laughed.
"They're Screwed 😐"
Logan Blurted Out.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHAJAHAHAHSGSJDNWUSHQJSGDHAHSHDHAHAHDHAHAHSGAHAHSGATHICCASSBAHSHQHSHSHDHAHAHAIAABAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
The Brothers Continued Walking Through The Desert, Laughing Their Asses Off, Thinking They Can Survive Their Way To Shine Vegas.
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