"Gal Brawl" [Part 1]

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~At The Studio~

During Their Busy Week Of Boybanding, The Brothers Were At A Pod Where They Would Record New Songs For Their Upcoming Albums And Singles For The World.

Inside Of The Recording Studio, The Brothers Were In The Booth With A Microphone Hanging Down, Ready For Them To Begin A Recording Session.

Along With Grandma Rosiepuff's Assistantance, Boom's 2 Dads, Rain & Bow, Were Helping BroZone Record Their Songs, Since They No Longer Have Manager, As They Produced Some Of The Band's Beats And Vocals Onto Their New Song.

"Alright Now Boys! Time For Lots Of Energy!"
Rain Pressed The Button To Begin Recording The Vocals.

"Annnnnd....HIT IT!"
Bow Cued For The Brothers To Begin Singing.

As A 90's Pop Beat Began To Play In The Studio, The Brothers Bopped Their Heads To Prepare Themselves To Sing Their New BroZone Song, As Baby Branch Took Over The Lead.

Bitty B Stood On A Stool And Sang Into The Microphone.
🎵 Everybody's saying
silly things! 🎵

🎵 Without knowing
that life brings a change! 🎵

"Cue Floyd!"
Rain Signaled For Floyd To Join In The Leading Vocals.

Floyd Stepped Up To The Microphone And Reached To Sing Into It.
🎵 And they've been
checking all the signs- 🎵

🎵 My friends say
I'm lovesick 'cause IIIIII~ 🎵

"Back To Branch!"
Bow Signaled For Baby Branch To Come Back Into The Lead Vocals.

Bitty B Cleared His Throat And Joined Back Into The Song.
🎵 All I keep thinking
about is her.. 🎵

🎵 ...in my armssss~ 🎵

"Backing Vocals!"
Rain Cued For The Other Brothers To Come Into The Song.

John Dory, Spruce, And Clay Made Their Way Into The Song, As Backing Vocals.
🎵 Got to see what
love is all about! 🎵

Bitty B Joined Into The Song For The Verse.
🎵 And I won't be the same
until she is mineeeeee! 🎵

🎵 And my friends
keep telling me to- 🎵

"Annnnd CHORUS!"
Rain & Bow Shouted For All The Brothers To Sing The Chorus In Harmony.

🎵 COOL IT
NOOOW~ 🎵

🎵 You got to
cool it now! 🎵
Bitty B Sang In His High Pitched Baby Voice Of Angelic Gold.

🎵 OOOOOH,
WATCH OUT! 🎵

🎵 You're gonna
lose control! 🎵
Bitty B Did A Little Dance On The Stool To The Beat.

Grandma Rosiepuff Chuckled To Herself As She Smiled.
"Wow Guys, I'm Impressed! You Guys Sure Know How To Produce Music! I Can't Thank You Enough For Helping The Boys"

"Oh It's Not A Problem Rosiepuff! Happy To Help!"
Bow Nodded His Head.

"Plus, It's The Least We Can Do! Afterall, Your Grandson Branch Is A Great Friend To Boom. You Always Take Care Of Him On Their Playdates"
Rain Added On.

"Of Courseeeee, Even If Often Refers To Me As Old Woman"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Ahhh~ That's Our Little Boom-Boom"
Rain Sighed, Proud Of His Baby Son.

"He Takes Up After Rain"
Bow Gestured To His Husband.

"Pff- Yeah Right! Maybe Cause His Looks Came From Me. Jealous Much?"
Rain Nudged His Husband.

"Can't Be Jealous If I Picked The Right One"
Bow Rubbed His Cheek Against Rain's.

"Awww, Well You Two Are Highly Appreciated To BroZone! Where'd You Learn To Music Produce Anyway?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Well That Goes Way Back To When Me And Bow First Met!"
Rain Said.

"OOH OOH CAN I TELL THE STORY? No Wait, You Tell It So Good! You Do It"
Bow Grinned Out Excitement Of The Story.

Rain Began To Tell The Story.
"Okay, Well It Was At A Festival Here At The TrollTree, And A Band Was Playing Instrumental Music. All Of A Sudden, One Of The Musicians Caught A Heart Attack!"

"Oh- Not Where I Saw This Going"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"So Me, Being The Nice Guy I Am, Volunteered To Fill In For That Musician, And Once I Did, We Made Music So Good Together That It Would Make Trolls's Hair Turn Gold! Then Surprise, Bow Was One Of The Clarinet Players In The Band!"
Rain Added On.

"And When We Locked Eyes With Each Other On Stage As We Made Music....We Knew Each Other Was Special And It Was Fate"
Bow Held Rain's Hands.

"Awww That's So Nice! And You Two Raised An Incredible Baby Boy Together"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Thank You! Our Boom-Boom Is Growing Up So Fast! Even If He Isn't The Brightest In The Shed"
Rain Said.

"Guess Where He Gets That From"
Bow Whispered And Chuckled.

"Anyways, Don't Worry Rosie, You'll Find Your Partner Someday With The Boys!"
Rain Ensured To Grandma Rosiepuff.

Grandma Rosiepuff Snickered.
"Yeah Nah, I Already Tried That And That Man Turned Out To Be A Psychopath Murderer. I'm Fine With It Being Just Me And The Boys With Absolutely No Intrusions 😌"

Bitty B Continued On With His Vocals As They Recorded.
🎵 Cool it now!
Cool it now!
Cool it now! 🎵

John Dory, Spruce, And Clay Raised Their Backing Vocals High For The Chorus, About To Hit A Harmony, Sort Of In A Perfect Family Harmony Way.

🎵 SLOOOWWW
ITTTT
DOOOOOOOWNNNNN- 🎵

Dora Jelly Kicked Down The Door To The Studio Angrily As She Yelled.
"I AM NOT OKAY!!!!"

"....."
The Brothers, As Well As Rain, Bow, And Grandma Rosiepuff Stopped The Recording Awkwardly, Seeing Dora Jelly Barge In.

"Dora???"
The Brothers Say Inside Of The Booth, Seeing Their Friend Interrupt The Recording Session.

"Um, Excuse Me Young Lady, We're In The Middle Of Recording A Song"
Rain Said To Dora.

"No No It's Fine Guys, She's One Of My Boys's Friends. What's Wrong Dora?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked Concerned.

"Sorry Ms. Rosiepuff! But Me And Your Grandsons Need To Have A Talk PROOONNNTTOO! AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER FROM THEM!"
Dora Marched Off To The Booth.

".....Well That Was Vague-"
Bow Blurted Out.

John Dory Pushed Away The Microphone And Turned To Dora.
"Dora?? What Are You Doing Here?!"

"Yeah, We're Kindaaa In The Middle Of Recording A New Song"
Floyd Fiddled With His Fingers Awkwardly.

"I'm Sorry But I Just Found A Interesting Discovery 😊"
Dora Said Innocently.

"I'm Sure You'll Tell Us-"
Spruce Said.

"Turns Out This World Is Filled With 2 Kinds Of Trolls, The Caring Ones Like Me 😊, AND THE ANNOYING, HEADACHING, BRATTY ONES LIKE MY SOULESS SISTERS!!!!!"
Dora Yelled Out Into The Boys Faces.

"O_______O"
The Brothers Leaned Back From The Wind From Dora's Yell Blowing At Them.

"....Well That Sucks- ANYHOW"
Clay Was About To Walk Away.

John Dory Pulled Clay Back.
"What Clay MEANT To Say Was, What's The Problem With Your Sisters?"

"IT'S JUST- UGGGGHHHH! I'M SO MAD AT MY SISTERS RIGHT NOW THAT I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!"
Dora Crossed Her Arms, Pouting Cutely.

Clay Chuckled To Himself Sarcastically.
"I'm Sorry But- Let Me Get This Straight....You Barge Into Our Recording Studio, Interrupt Our Song To When I'd Let Out The Best Vocalizing Ever-"

"NOT TRUE!"
Baby Branch Shouted At His Brother.

"POINT IS! Just So I'm Clear, You Wanted To Talk About Something THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT?!??!"
Clay Raised His Voice.

Dora Tapped Her Chin.
"🤔 Hm, Yeah! Pretty Much!"

"Well You've Both Made And Ruined Our Day- BYEEEE!"
Clay Gently Pushed Dora Towards The Door.

Dora Stopped Clay.
"BUT I NEED TO TALK! I'M UPSET AT MY SISTERS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IRRITATING THEY'VE BEEN TO ME AND EACH OTHER!"

"Then Just Tell Us What The Fight Was About"
Spruce Said.

"OH??? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SPRUCE?? THAT THE FIGHT WAS MY FAULT???"
Dora Got Into Spruce's Face.

Spruce Backed Up.
"WHAT?? NO! I JUST ASKED WHAT WAS IT ABO-"

"Ugh! Don't Need To Hear It From You OR ANYYY OF YOU! Take Their Sides If You Want! JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU ALL HAAAATE ME!"
Dora Put Her Hands Into Her Face, As If She Was Pretending To Cry.

".....Is It That Time Of The Month Already"
Clay Blurted Out.

"Is The Crying Sounds Working For You Guys?"
Dora Peeked Her Eye Out Of Her Hands.

"No .____."
The Brothers Replied Blankly.

"Phoowey ☹️, WELP! Guess I'm Staying Here Til You ALLLLL Get On My Side And Agree My Sisters Are Meanies!"
Dora Sat On The Stool And Crossed Her Arms.

"OHHHH HO HOOO NO! You're Absolutely Not Staying Here! We Need To Record This New Single Dora! And If You're Not Gonna Explain What The Fridge Your Sisters Are Fighting About- THEN BYE BYE BYE!"
John Dory Pointed Towards The Door.

"Excuuuuuseee Me?? SO YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE AFTER ALL?? AND YOU THINK I'M A HORRIBLE TROLL BEING?!?!?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING JOHNATHAN LESLIE DORIAN????"
Dora Grabbed John Dory's Shirt And Shook Him Rapidly.

Clay Snickered To Himself.
"Pff- Leslie"

John Dory Stopped Dora From Shaking Him.
"N-N-N-NO! I'm Just Saying If You Won't Tell Us What This Fight Was About, Then Get Out 😁"

"But I Need You Guys's Company Right Now 🥺 My Sisters Really Got Under My Skin And I Just Need Comfort...Please?"
Dora Activated Her Cutsey Sad Puppy Eyes.

Floyd Felt In Awe And Put His Hands Out.
"Awww Doraaaaa, C'mereee I Got Ya"

Clay Stopped Floyd Quickly.
"Don't Get Sucked Into Her Female Trap Bro....It's Sinister"

"We Get You're Upset Dora But Maybe After We Record We Can Help?"
Baby Branch Suggested.

"That's So Sweet Of You Branch, BUT I NEED COMFORT NEEEOOWWW!!!!"
Dora Yelled Out Loudly.

".....Group Vote"
John Dory Said.

In A Flash, The Brothers Went Into A Group Brotherly Huddle To Discuss Whether They Should Let Dora Stay To Be Comforted Or Kick Her Out Of The Recording Booth.

John Dory Turned Back To Dora.
"Sorry Dora, It's A Group No 😌"

Grandma Rosiepuff Knocked On The Glass Of The Recording Booth.
"Of Course Dora Can Stay!"

"YAAAAAY!"
Dora Cheered As She Clapped Her Hands.

"WHAT?!?!?!??!"
The Brothers Said Together, Not Wanting That To Happen.

John Dory Went Up To The Glass.
"Ummm Grandma! This Is Our Band Time! Ya Know? BROZONE! NOT DORA-RUIN-IT-ZONE!"

"Boys, She's Your Friend And Going Through A Rough Time, What Friends Would You Be If You Didn't Let Her Stay?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Told Her Grandsons.

"Mentally Stable Ones -.-"
Clay Blurted Out.

"She's Staying!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said Strictly.

"Ugggghhhh....Fineeeeee"
The Brothers Groaned Together In Sync And Agreed.

Dora Sat On The Stool And Twirled Around In It.
"WEEEEEE! Thanks Boys! Trust Me, You Won't Even Know I'm Here! 😁"

~~~

~A Few Minutes Later~

Still At Their Recording Session, The Brothers Were About To Resume Finishing Up Their New Song Vocals, As Dora Sat In The Corner.

"Alright Boys! We're Gonna Get Another Take On The Second Verse!"
Rain Told The Brothers.

"Ready?"
Bow Asked The Brothers.

"Ready -.-"
The Brothers Replied, Still A Little Annoyed That Dora Had To Stay.

"Annnnnd..."
Rain Raised His Finger About To Press The Button To Record.

"STOP! Wait Wait! Time Out"
Dora Said Standing Up From Her Corner.

"Ugh, What Dora? You're Supposed To Be Quiet! We're About To Record!"
John Dory Told Her.

"I Get That Butttttttt I Feel The Need To Intervene With This Whole Session. It's Just Not Sitting Right With Me"
Dora Stroked Her Chin.

"How?? We Have A Perfectly Routine Here For When We Record"
Spruce Gestured.

"Then It's Time For Some Changes! Spruce-o-reno!"
Dora Booped Spruce's Nose.

"Never Call Me That-"
Spruce Wiped His Nose.

"What Kind Of Changes Dora?"
Floyd Wondered.

"Well- First Starters...YAAH! STAND UP STRAIGHT WHEN YOU SING!"
Dora Grabbed John Dory And Made Him Stand Straight.

"YOOOOWWWW- AW DAMN MY BACK-"
John Dory Yelped Out, Standing Stiff.

"HA! 🫵🤣"
Clay Pointed And Laughed At His Brother.

"NO SLOUCHING!"
Dora Grabbed Clay And Straightened His Legs.

"AH- SON OF A BITCH-"
Clay Shouted, Almost Cracking His Knee Bones.

"KEEP YOUR HEAD STILL!"
Dora Grabbed Spruce's Head And Straightened It Out.

"SHIT- MY NECK!"
Spruce Shouted As He Almost Cracked His Neck.

"AND MORE SMILES!!"
Dora Grabbed Floyd's Face Cheeks And Raised Them Higher.

"ARGH- M-M-M-MY CHEEKBONE.."
Floyd Said With A Stuck Smile On His Face.

"AND....You're Fine 😊"
Dora Said To Baby Branch And Patted His Head.

"Yay?"
Baby Branch Raised His Eyebrow At Dora, Confused.

"NOW YOU'RE ALL LOOKING SPIFFY! 👍"
Dora Gave Thumbs Up To The Boys.

"A-A-A-O-OW.."
John Dory, Spruce, Floyd, And Clay Stood Stiff As They Were In Slight Pain From Dora's Arrangements.

"Now SING!!!"
Dora Demanded At The Brothers.

The Brothers Tried To Sing But Were Too Uncomfortable In Pain.
🎵 C-C-C...Cool It...N-N-Now.. 🎵

"STOP STOP NO! Now This Song Just Isn't Right. We Gotta Change It On My Behalf"
Dora Told The Brothers.

"WHAT?!?!?!"
The Brothers Said Together, Thinking What The Fuck Is This Girl Doing.

"OKAY DORA- First You Barge In Here, Interrupt Our Song, Almost Break Our Bodies, AND NOW WANNA CHANGE THE SONG WE WROTE??"
John Dory Said.

"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY JOHNNY BOY??? THAT I'M JUST ANGRY AND WANT ATTENTION FROM YOU BOYS CAUSE ME AND MY SISTERS HAD A FIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO FEEL USEFUL?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPLY HERE?!?! HMMMMM?!?!?!?!"
Dora Yelled Up In John Dory's Face.

"....Well....Yeah"
John Dory Shrugged.

"Pretty Much"
Spruce Shrugged.

"Sounds Like It To Me"
Baby Branch Added.

"BUUUUUUURRRRPPPP-"
Clay Belted Out A Random Burp.

"Sorry Dora, But It's Just....Just Cause You And Your Sisters Had A Fight, Doesn't Mean You Should Take It Out On Us?"
Floyd Rubbed His Neck.

"Exactly! So We're Not Changing Our Song Just Cause You're Upset With Your Sisters! And That's That"
John Dory Told Dora Firmly.

Without Responding With A Single Word, Dora Just Stared At The Boys As If Tension Was Rising With Her And Her Eye's Twitched, Looking As If Dora Was Crazy.

"...."
The Brothers Blinked At That And Leaned Back A Little, Getting A Little Afraid Of Dora's Quietness.

~~~

~~~

After Totally Innocently Being Reasonable With The Brothers, Dora Happily Forced Them To Rehearse A New Song And Dance, With Doing Over 100 Practices Already.

"Alright! We're Gonna Do It One More Time!"
Dora Told The Brothers.

"Ugggghhhh..."
The Brothers Groaned And Got Into Position Again.

"And This Time- NO MISTAKES! 1! 2! 3! 4!"
Dora Said As Started Up The Different Song For The Brothers To Sing.

BroZone Got Together And Danced In The Recording To Sing A Happy Song About Sunshining With Choreography Taught By Dora.

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 It's great to
stay up late! 🎵
John Dory Sung, Dancing With Happy Feet.

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 TO YOU! 🎵

🎵 When the band begins to play
the stars are shining bright! 🎵
Clay Sung Into The Song.

🎵 And now the milk man's on his way, it's too late to say goodnight! 😄 🎵
Floyd Sang The Lyrics Happily.

"SO SAY GOOD MORNING! 🗣‼️😡"
Dora Yelled At Floyd, Loud As Ever She Has Been Before.

"AH- GOOD MORNING! Sunbeams will will soon smile through 😭😣"
Floyd Whimpered As He Sang, Scared And Getting Sensitive From Dora's Yell.

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 GOOD MORNING! 🎵

🎵 TO YOU! 🎵

Rain Came Into The Recording Booth And Tried To Join In.
"Nothing could be grander than to be in Mount Rageous,
in the morning, in the morn..
Oh- Sorry, I Thought We Were Still Going 😁"

~~~

~The Following Day~

At Rosiepuff's Pod Later The Next Day, As Everyone In The Pod Were Out, Baby Branch And His Best Friend Boom, Took This Opportunity To Have A Playdate Alone In The Pod.

Baby Branch Ran To The Kitchen, With Boom By His Side.
"Alright Boom! Since My Brothers And Grandma Are Gone, TIME TO RAID THE FRIDGE!"

"Raid?! OOOOH! WE'RE GONNA BUG SPRAY THE FRIDGE! 😄"
Boom Blurted Out.

"What? No- Raid As In Take All The Food And Eat It....Not The Bug Spray Brand"
Baby Branch Replied.

"Ohhhhh! Makes Sense! Last Time I Tried To Drink Bug Spray I Was Almost Poisoned!"
Boom Said.

"Why Would You Drink Bug Spray In The First Place?"
Baby Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"Cause One Time My Dads Called Me Their Snuggle Boom-Bug! 😁 So I Thought...I Must Be A Bug 😦"
Boom Stared Into The Distance For A Moment.

"Ooookaaaayyy....BACK TO OUR HUNGER!"
Baby Branch Turned To The Fridge.

Before Either Of Them Could Open Or Touch The Fridge, A Note Waa Hung Up By John Dory, Giving A Somewhat Relatable Message To Every Hungry Person.

Boom Gazed At The Note.
"Oooooo....Maybe We Should Follow The Tape Branch....It Has Tape On It, And Tape Is Always A Good!"

"Pff- Yeah Right. Not When Food Is In The Way"
Baby Branch Snatched The Note And Crumbled It Up To Throw It Away.

As Baby Branch Opened Up The Fridge, The Two Babies Gasped At All The Food That Was Stored Inside, Feeling Like They Just Entered Heaven.

"It's Like A Wonderland For Tongues!"
Boom Said.

"Hehehehe, Perfect~ What Are We Feeling Like Tummy? Chinese Food? Clay's Left Over Mac N Cheese Bites? Spruce's Fruits? Grandma's Cake For Sunday?"
Baby Branch Tapped His Grumbling Tummy.

Boom Leaned His Ear On Baby Branch's Stomach.
"It Sounds Like It's Say....gRrgRgRgrgGrAAlLeGGrr"

"And That Translates To: One Of Everything! Chop 👏 Chop 👏 Boom!"
Baby Branch Clapped His Hands On Command.

"ON IT!"
Boom Grabbed A Plate And Snatched Everything Out Of The Fridge To Hold.

Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers.
"When You Live With 4 Siblings, It's Important To Take Advantage Of The Times They're Gone To Steal All The Food In The House! Since Boom Is My Best Friend And Unpaid Intern, He Pretty Much Helps Me Get What I Want 😌"

Boom Held The Food In A Plate With Both Hands And Closed The Fridge.
"Snacks Secured!"

"Good Job Boom! This Time, You Get To Have The Crumbs Of The Cake This Time"
Baby Branch Ensured His Friend As He Smirked.

"REALLY?! YAAAAAAY! MORE THAN LAST TIME! 😄"
Boom Smiled Wide And Happily.

"Now Let's- OOH WAIT! Almost Forgot!"
Baby Branch Remembered Something Before Walking Off.

Baby Branch Used His Hair To Swing Up To The Counter, And Open One Of The Cabinets, To Snatch The Bag Of Cheese Balls.

"HOLLLAAAAA! The Cheese Balls Are In The Hizz-Ouse!"
Baby Branch Said As He Held Up The Cheese Balls Bag.

Baby Branch Swung Down The Counter As He Sang About His Snack.
🎵 Well you can tell by the way
I use my walk- 🎵

🎵 I'm a Cheese Balls baby,
No time to talk! 🎵

🎵 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother- 🎵

🎵 You gotta love Cheese Balls,
Gotta love Cheese Balls! 🎵
Baby Branch Shook His Little Hips.

🎵 Ah, ah, ah, ah
Get in my belly! 🎵

🎵 Cheese balls,
get in there! 🎵
Baby Branch Rubbed His Stomach For A Second.

🎵 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 🎵

🎵 Staying
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- 🎵
Baby Branch Raised His Pitch For His Longest High Note.

Suddenly, And Out Of Nowhere, Boo Popped Up From Behind Baby Branch And Boom, As She Was Holding A Poster In Her Hand.

"AHHHHHH- Oh, Hey Boo? Why Are You Popping Out Of No Where Like Micheal Myers?"
Baby Branch Questioned.

"I Think That's The Name Of My Pediatrician Doctor!"
Boom Blurted Out.

"Concerning But Anyways, We're About To Eat Til Our Tongues Fall Out Boo, So If You'd Excuse Us. And Remember Boom, This Time I Eat The Very Boring Vegatables And You Get The Delicious Sweets"
Baby Branch Told Boom.

"Awww, But You Always Get The Very Boring Vegetablesss 🥺"
Boom Said Sadly.

"Okaaaay Fineeee....This Time, You Get The Very Boring Vegetables And I Get The Delicious Sweets 😏"
Baby Branch Smirked, As He Knew What He Was Trying To Do.

"VICTORYYYY!"
Boom Cheered To Himself.

Before The Two Could Walk Off, Boo Stood In Front Of Them As She Wasn't Letting Them Leave Until She Got Their Attention For Something.

"Boo, You're In The Way Of Our Hunger Desperation. What's Up?"
Baby Branch Said.

Unrolling Her Poster In Her Hand, Boo Revealed A Movie Poster For The 1995 Action Rated R Film "Bad Boys", Which Was Now Available On VHS To Rent.

"Ooooo, Bad Boys? Is That A New Movie?"
Baby Branch Examined The Poster.

"WHOAAAA! THOSE TWO GUYS HAVE GUNS! I Wanna Try To Shoot Someone 🤔"
Boom Thought Of Himself.

"Wait- You Wanna Watch This Movie? It Looks Violent And Grandma Probably Wouldn't Allow Me To Watch It"
Baby Branch Shrugged.

"-.- 🖕"
Boo Flipped Off Baby Branch For Being A Wimp Over What His Grandma Tells Him What To Do.

"Hey, You Can Middle Finger Me All You Want But I'm Not Getting In Trouble Just For Watching A Movie! Let's Go Boom"
Baby Branch Ordered As He Walked Off With His Cheese Balls Bag.

"COMING BUDDY!"
Boom Happily Followed As He Held The Plate Of Food Over Him.

Heading Into The Living Room, Baby Branch And Boom Sat On The Couch And Turned On The TV To The 90's Sitcom "Full Pod", As They Were About To Eat Their Food.

"Here Boom"
Baby Branch Snatched A Burger From The Plate Of Food And Took Out The Lettuce For Boom. 🍔

Boom Grabbed The Lettuce And Gulped It Down.
"Mmmm~ Greeeeenssss 🤤"

Baby Branch Ate The Rest Of The Burger In One Bite.
"Mmmm~ Caloriesssss 🤤"

Michelle From "Full Pod" Over The TV 📺: "You Got It Duuude! 👍"

"HA! That Is Hilarious-"
Baby Branch Laugher For A Moment As He Popped A Cheese Ball In His Mouth.

In The Corner Of The Living Room, Boo Did Not Give Up And Glared At The Two Boys As She Wanted To Get Their Attention With The Movie She Wanted To Rent.

"Boo, You're Distracting Classic TV!"
Baby Branch Gestured.

Boo Didn't Care As She Took Out A Dynamite Stick From Her Hair 🧨, Showing That If Baby Branch And Boo Didn't Help Her, She'd Blow Something Up.

"AH! WHOA WHOA WHOA NO KABOOM!"
Baby Branch Hopped Off The Couch.

"My Name Is Boom! 😄"
Boom Said From The Couch.

"Why Is This So Important? I'm Sure This Movie Isn't Even That Good"
Baby Branch Chuckled To Himself.

Boo Got Offended By That As She Grabbed Baby Branch's Hand To Sit Up On The Couch, And Grabbed The TV Remote To Change The Channel.

Popping On The TV Channel, Showed A Commercial For The Movie "Bad Boys", As It Displayed Violent And Intense Action Scenes With Lots Of Guns, Blood, Fighting, And Non-Stop Cursing.

On The TV 📺: "The New Film Bad Boys, Starring Will Smith And Martin Lawrence Is Now Available To Rent On VHS! Visit The TrollTree's Blockbuster Store To Rent Now! And Witness The EPICNESS OF BEING BAD! Rated R For Mature Audiences Only"

🎶 Bad Boys
Bad Boys! 🎶

🎶 Whatcha gon' do? 🎶

🎶 Whatcha gon' do when
we come for you? 🎶

💥 BAD BOYS! 💥

As The Commercial For The Movie Ended On The Television Screen, Baby Branch And Boom Were Automatically Intrigued And Stunned By What They Seen.

"😦 That..."
Baby Branch Said.

"😦 Looks.."
Boom Said.

"AWESOME!!!!"
Baby Branch And Boom Shout Together In Excitement.

"BOO! WE GOT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!"
Baby Branch Said.

"😒"
Boo Rolled Her Eyes As That's What She's Been Trying To Tell Them.

"SO MUCH KICK KICK PUNCH PUNCH BLOOD AND GUNS! I Wanna See Blood And Violence 🤩"
Boom's Eyes Sparkled For A Moment.

"Still Concerning BUT YES! WE MUST!"
Baby Branch Nodded.

"But Wait- The Commercial Said It's For Mature...Like Adults? Are You Sure We're Able To See It?"
Boom Questioned.

"Well I Mean....No...Grandma Still Wouldn't In A Million Years Let Me Watch That...Even Though It Looks Like The Best Action Movie Of Our Modern 90's Lives"
Baby Branch Said.

"Then What Do We Do?"
Boom Wondered.

"I Guess We Forget About Watching It And Go Back To Full House"
Baby Branch Suggested.

Boo, Immediately With No Hesitation, Took Out Her Dynamite Stick Again And Took Out A Match To Light It Up Threateningly Towards Baby Branch And Boom.

Baby Branch's Eyes Widen And Pupils Shrunk From That.
"•_____• ON SECOND THOUGHT- WON'T HURT TO TRY ASKING 😁"

~~~

~The Next Morning~

As The Beautiful Sunny Morning Rose Up On The TrollTree, Inside The Rosiepuff Pod, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Sleeping Peacefully And Snuggled Into Her Blanket, Glad She Can Sleep In.

Baby Branch Walked On Her Bed And Flopped On Her Face Causally.
"Good Morning 🙂"

"Good Morning My Little Peachfuzz? Why Are You Up So Early? And Disturbing My Sleep In"
Grandma Rosiepuff Question.

"Pfff- Why?? Grandma, I'm Just Happy To See You Happy On This Beautiful Morning Because YOUUUU Are Such A Beautiful Grandmother Who Is In Fact The Bestest In The World! 😁"
Baby Branch Smiled Wide And Innocently.

Grandma Rosiepuff Sat Up In Her Bed And Glared At Her Grandson.
"Okay, What Do You Want? -.-"

"wwwwwhhhHHHHHAAAAT? How Can You Think I Possibly Want Something Grand-mama Darling Dear 😁"
Baby Branch Kept Smiling.

"The Only Time You Talk Like This Is When A There's A Briteny Sparkles Concert In Town Or You Desperately Want Something"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

Baby Branch Gasped, Offended.
"😲, WH-WHA- TH-THAT IS NOT TRUE GRANDMA! I CAME TO HAVE AN ENGAGING CONVERSATION WITH YOU"

"Well I'm Listening-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

Baby Branch Tried To Make Conversation.
"Uhhh....Marco? 😁"

"Polo -.-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Went Back Underneath Her Blanket.

Baby Branch Took The Blanket Off His Grandmother's Face.
"Okay! Okay! Fine, Let's Just Saaaaay....I May Want Something That Requires Your...Permission?"

"And What Could That Be?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Sat Back Up.

Baby Branch Inhaled Deeply Before Blurting It Out.
"😤.....WILLYOULETMERENTTHENEWBADBOYSMOVIEEVENTHOUGHITISRATEDRBUTITLOOKSACTIONPACKEDANDEPIC 😁"

"Wait Hold On- Bad Boys?? That Violent Shooting Movie With Martin Lawrence And Will Smith???"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"YES!"
Baby Branch Said With Excitement.

"OHHHHHHHH- no"
Grandma Rosiepuff Gave Her Grandson A Strict Answer.

"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT- whyyyy 🥺"
Baby Branch Gave The Cute Puppy Eyes.

"I'm Sorry Branch, But That Movie Is Too Violent And They Curse Way Too Much In It"
Grandma Rosiepuff Explained.

"As If We Don't Already Do In This Series- 😒"
Baby Branch Said Towards The Wattpad Readers.

"Plus, Everytime You Boys Watch A New Movie, It Becomes Your Whole Personality For Weeks!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

Baby Branch Scoffed.
"PFFFFT- Not True!"

~Flashback~

In The Kitchen, About To Drink Her Coffee, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Suddenly Caught In A Trap And Held Hostage In A Cage.

Coming From The Corner, The Brothers Were All Dressed In Ghostbusters Themed Jumpsuits, Holding Fake ProTon Packs.

"WOOOO! WE CAUGHT AND BUSTED A GHOST!"
John Dory Shouted Out In Victory.

"YEEAAAAHHH!!!"
The Brothers Also Shouted In Victory, As They Danced To The Ghostbusters Theme Song.

"Get It? Cause You're Old Like A Ghost 👀"
Clay Whispered To Grandma Rosiepuff In The Cage.

"Mmmm -.-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Glared At Her Grandsons.

~~~

In The Living Room, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Trying To Enjoy Some TV, Until Floyd Came Running Downstairs As If He Was Scared For His Life.

"AHHHHHH!!! GRANDMAAA!!! HELPPP!! HE'S HEREEEEE!!!"
Floyd Cried Out Loud As He Jumped Out The Window.

"MEHEHEHEHEHE~ 😈 🤡"
Clay Was Running Around The House, Dressed Up As A Chucky Doll.

"Mmmmm -.-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Glared At The Broken Window She Now Had To Fix.

~~~

Coming Into The Pod, After Getting Groceries, Grandma Rosiepuff Noticed No One Was Home And It Was Too Quiet, And That Was Not Normal At All For This Household, Until..

C R A S H !

Suddenly, A Fan-Made Poorly Looking Plane Crashed Into The Ceiling Of The Pod, With All 5 Brothers Inside Of It And Grinned With Energy.

"😦 ⁉️"
Grandma Rosiepuff Was Too Shocked And Stunned To Move, Seeing A Plane Crashed Into Her Ceiling.

"What? Top Gun Was A Good Movie And Tom Cruise Is Literally The Best Action Star"
John Dory Shrugged, Proud Of Himself.

"Mmmmm -.-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Glared Yet Again At Her Grandsons For Non-Stop Chaos Over The Movies They Watch.

~End Of Flashback~

"🤨"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Eyebrow At Her Grandson, Remembering Those Times.

"You Gotta Admit- That Was A Pretty Cool Plane We Made 😉"
Baby Branch Winked At The Wattpad Readers.

"And Letting You Watch A Movie With Non-Stop Guns And Violence?! No Way!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"C'MONNNN GRANDMAAAA! WE WON'T GO OVERBOARD AFTER WE WATCH IT! IT'S GOT WILL SMITH IN IT! THE LITERAL FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR!"
Baby Branch Grabbed His Grandmother's Face.

"As Handsome And Fresh As He Is- No! You're NOT Renting That Movie"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

Baby Branch Stepped Back.
"You Know What? It's Early And You Just Woke Up. You Need To Rub Off Your Sleep And I'll Get Back To You About It Later 😁"

~~~

In The Bathroom, As Grandma Rosiepuff Was Brushing Her Teeth And Using Her Mouthwash, Baby Branch Popped Up Out Of Her Hair In The Mirror With A Smile On His Face.

"No!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shoved Baby Branch Back Into Her Hair.

~~~

In The Shower, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Trying To Wash Herself In Peach, Until Baby Branch Leaned His Face On The Shower Curtain, Keeping His Smile.

"AH! NO!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Covered Herself And Moved The Shower Curtain.

~~~

Going Through Her Drawers To Find Her Robe Clothes, Grandma Rosiepuff Grabbed Her Outfit And Put It On, Until Baby Branch Rose Out Of The Underwear Drawer And Smiled Again At Her, With Panties On His Head.

"NO!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shut The Drawer And Walked Away, Annoyed.

~~~

~In The Kitchen~

Going Downstairs To The Kitchen For Breakfast, Grandma Rosiepuff Saw Floyd, Clay, And Spruce Sitting At The Table, As John Dory Attempting To Cook Oatmeal For Breakfast As He Listened To His Mixtape.

"Good Morning My Peachfuzzes!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Greeted As She Opened The Fridge.

"😁"
Baby Branch Was In The Fridge And Kept His Smile At His Grandmother, Hoping To Still Convince Her.

"AHHHH! UGH, NO BRANCH! AND THAT IS FINAL! NOW OUT THE FRIDGE BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Demanded Her Grandson.

Baby Branch Shrugged And Hopped Out The Fridge, Going To His High Chair.
"Worth A Shot 🤷‍♂️"

Over By The Counter, John Dory Kept On Listening To His Mixtape As Well As Making Grandma's Oatmeal Recipe To Make It As His Own.

"Uhhh John, My Peachfuzz?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Never Gonna Give You Upppp, Never Gonna Let You Dooownn!"
John Dory Sung Out Loud, Listening To His Music.

"John? John! JOHN!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Voice.

"WHA-BLAM! 😆"
John Dory Splattered Some Of The Oatmeal Mixing On Grandma Rosiepuff, Without Realizing.

John Dory Took Out On Of His Headphones.
"You Called Me Grandma?"

"-.- Yes I Did, You Got The Recipe All Wrong Sweetie! That's Not How My Oatmeal Goes"
Grandma Rosiepuff Gestured.

"It's Not? Ohhhh Haven't Noticeddd Heh.."
John Dory Said As He Was Purposely Trying To Switch It Up As He Knew They Didn't Enjoy Grandma's Oatmeal.

"Let Me Fix It"
Grandma Rosiepuff Took Over The Cooking For The Oatmeal And Set John Dory Aside.

A Few Minutes Later As Grandma Rosiepuff Finished Up The Oatmeal, John Dory Grabbed The 5 Bowls And Passed It Out To His Brothers On The Table.

"Okaaay Guyssss Here's Grandmaaaa'ssss Amazinggg Totallyyyy Deliciousssss Oatmeeeaaalll! 😁 Haha.."
John Dory Put On A Fake Smile As He Passed Out Each Bowl.

"👍👍"
Grandma Rosiepuff Gave Her Grandsons Thumbs Up For It.

"Now Remember Guys, Act Like You Enjoy Grandma's Oatmeal For Her To Be Happy Even Though We All Loathe It"
John Dory Whispered To His Brothers.

"I Can't Say I Like The Oatmeal....That Would Be A Lie 🥺"
Floyd Gave His Sensitive Cutesey Eyes.

"Ugh, Why Can't You Be More Like Clay?! He Lies ALL The Time!"
John Dory Told Floyd.

"No I Don't"
Clay Said As He Sipped His Orange Juice.

"SEE! SEE! HE'S LYING RIGHT NOW- Beautifully I Might Add"
John Dory Gestured Over At Clay.

"Hmph!"
Floyd Crossed His Arms, Refusing To Lie.

Spruce Grabbed A Spoonful Of Oatmeal And Held It At Baby Branch.
"Okay Braaaanccchhh, Here Comes The Airplaneeeeeee, Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers.
"What An Amateur- Why Do People Think That Works On Babies? I Can Confirm, It Just Makes You Adults Look Dimwitted"

"C'mon Branch Eat It!"
Spruce Said.

"Pass-"
Baby Branch Pushed The Spoon Away Gently With His Little Hand.

"Want A Wet Willy? -.-"
Spruce Threatened His Baby Brother.

Baby Branch Immediately Ate The Spoonful Of Oatmeal.
"MM! MM! YUMMY AIRPLANE!"

Spruce Chuckled Himself.
"Thought So"

"Wasn't The Other Day Horrible??"
Clay Said.

"What Do You Mean?"
Floyd Asked His Brother.

"At The Studio! Dora Coming In And Ruining Our Song! All Cause Her And Her Sisters Are Fighting! YET DIDN'T EVEN SAY WHAT THEY WERE FIGHTING ABOUT! UGH!"
Clay Annoyingly Ate His Oatmeal.

"You Said It Clay, Dora Was WAAAAAY Out Of Line For Trying To Take Control! Her Problems Shouldn't Effect Us!"
John Dory Said.

"I Mean...She Just Wanted Comfort"
Floyd Said.

"Comfort My Ass! THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!"
Clay Shouted Out.

"HEY! We're At Breakfast- Plus, All Dora Wanted Was Attention"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"What Do You Mean Grandma?"
John Dory Questioned.

"When Girls Often Have Fights With One Another, They're Not Wanting To Repeat What Happened Or Hear That They're Wrong, They Just Want Someone To Talk To For Comfort"
Grandma Rosiepuff Explained.

"I Mean That's Fine BUT SHE ALMOST BROKE MY BACK-"
John Dory Said.

"HA! Old"
Clay Snickered At That.

"I'll Be Right Back Boys"
Grandma Rosiepuff Ran Upstairs For A Moment.

"Well At Least We Don't Have To Deal With Any Of That Anymore"
Spruce Said To Himself.

Opening The Door To The Pod Upsetly, Sidney Casually Walked Inside And To The Kitchen And Sat On A Chair, With An Angry Firm Look On Her Face.

"Good Morning Sidney!"
Floyd Greeted Happily.

"Sisters Suck. And Now I Want Brothers."
Sidney Blurted Out In A Firm Tone.

"Odd Request For Breakfast-"
Spruce Said.

"Everything Alright Sid?"
John Dory Asked.

"Oh Is Everything Alright? Gee, I Don't Think So Cause The Sisters I Share Blood With Are Nothing But Irritating Hyenas That Can Go Suck A Hot Boiling Truck Of Gas -.-"
Sidney Said, Keeping Her Firm Look.

"That's....Descriptive"
Baby Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"I Am Now Taking Your Breakfast And Eating On My Behalf."
Sidney Snatched Floyd's Toast And Bit Into It.

"Heyyyy 🥺"
Floyd Whined From His Toast Being Taken.

"Whoa Whoa Whoa! You Can't Just Come In Unwelcome And Steal Our Breakfast!"
Clay Said.

"And Why Not -.-"
Sidney Glared Over At Clay.

"WELL YOU MARCHED IN HERE LOOKIN' LIKE A PURPLE GRINCH-"
Clay Blurted Out At Sidney.

Dropping The Toast On The Table, Sidney Just Slowly And Casually Turned Her Head At Clay, And Stood Up As If She Was About To Murder Him.

"....I Feel That Sidney Should Be Included"
Clay Said, Beginning To Mind His Business.

John Dory Up From His Seat And Went To The Fridge.
"Well Sidney, If This Is About Your Fight With Your Sisters, Let It Be Known That Dora Has Already Told Us About This. So I Personally Think, If You Too Won't Bother Telling Us What The Fight Was About, I Think You Should Just- AH!"

Sidney Was Standing Behind John Dory With A Crazy Angry Face.
"You're Siding With DORA?!?!!??!?"

"WHA- NO I-"
John Dory Said As He Held Onto The Fridge Door.

"YOU ALL ARE SIDING WITH HER! THEN THAT MAKES YOU ALL USELESS TOO! AS MATTER OF FACT- THIS MEANS YOU'RE SIDING WITH CLAIRE AND FAWN TOO! YOU ALL DON'T CARE ABOUT ME SO HAVE FUN WITH YOU'RE FAVORITE GALZONE BUDDIES THAN ME YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!"
Sidney Yelled In John Dory's Face As She Stormed Out Of The Pod.

".....Well That Was Dramatic"
Spruce Blurted Out.

"Yeesh, Glad Our Parents Had Boys And Stopped At 5 Kids, Cause Who Knows If They Would've Gotten A Girl"
Clay Chuckled To Himself.

"Not Helping Clay -.-"
John Dory Glared At His Middle Brother.

Sidney Stormed Back Into The Pod And Was Holding A Pink Sister Themed Shirt.
"I HATE SISTERHOOD AND I RENOUNCE IT!!!!!!"

Stuffing The Shirt Into The Sink, Sidney Turned On The Garbage Disposal, And Crazily Smiled At The Brothers As She Attempted To Destroy The Shirt.

"...."
The Brothers Didn't Know How To React Or Respond To That.

Sidney Took The Shirt Out The Sink And Tried To Rip It With Her Teeth.
"I RENOUNCEEEE THEMMM!! MMMRRRRRRRAAAAUUUGGHH! RRRRR! GRRRAAAHHG!! UGGGRAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"....."
The Brothers Blankly Watched Sidney Have Her Rage Moment And Failed To Destroy Her Sister T-Shirt.

"UGGGRAAHHH!!!!"
Sidney Gave Up A Threw The T-Shirt At John Dory's Face And Stormed Out Of The Pod Again.

D O O R
S L A M !

Clay Causally Ate His Toast And Blurted Out A Question.
"......Is She Having Adolescence?"

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