~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~At TrollTree High School~

In The Princpal's Office, Mr. Crank Was Staring Down Intensely At The BroZone Brothers From His Desk, Without Saying A Single Word To Them.

"😠"
Mr. Crank Glared Down Angrily At The Boys, Still Not Saying Anything.

"....."
The Brothers Sat In Silence, Confused Of What Was Happening.

It Was Complete Silence In The Room, With Only The Noise Of Wind And The Flopping Of Mr. Crank's Hair Floating Up And Down From The Wind.

"....What Is Happening?"
John Dory Whispered To His Brothers.

"I Don't Knowww.."
Spruce Whispered Back.

"Did He Fall Asleep With His Eyes Open?"
Floyd Whispered.

"Maybe....Could Prove He's A Mutant By Doing That"
Baby Branch Added On.

Clay Thought Of Something.
"Hmmm...Let's Try To Dip And See What Happens.."

The Brothers Slowly Got Up From Their Seats, And Carefully Tip Toed Their Way Over To The Door.

Mr. Crank Immediately Pressed A Big Red Random Button On His Desk, Cueing Up A Lock System To Lock The Door Up With 78 Different Locks To Shut The Door.

"AH!"
The Brothers Flinch At All 78 Locks Being Shut On The Door.

🤖 🔒
D o o r
L o c k
A c t i v a t e d
🔒 🤖

"Wow...That's A Highly Cartoonish Expensive Door-"
Spruce Gestured At The Locks.

"Yep"
The Brothers Nod In Agreement, And Went To Sit Back Down.

Mr. Crank Finally Spoke.
"Well It Was A Choice Between That Or Getting Less Disturbing Looking Lunch Food That Gives Off The Taste Of Alien Flesh"

"🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨"
The Boys Raise Their Eyebrows At That.

".....Pretty Sure I Made The Right Choice 😌"
Mr. Crank Stood From His Desk Proudly.

"There's Our Reminder That School Lunch Is Poisoned"
John Dory Shrugged.

Mr. Crank Cleared His Throat.
"Ahem! This Morning Our School Sigh Is Supposed To Say Squishball Tryouts Are Today....But Can Any Of You 5 Explain Why It Now Says- COME SEE PRINCIPAL CRANK'S HAIRY ARMPITS?!??!"

"PFFFFFF-"
The Brothers Tried Not To Laugh Out Loud.

"UGGGGGHHHH!!! I KNOW IT WAS YOU FIVE!"
Mr. Crank Pointed At The Boys.

"Well You Have No Proof Clown Tie!"
Clay Crossed His Arms.

"Yeah, I Mean Innocent Til Proven Guilty"
Floyd Reminded.

"THE PROOF IS RIGHT HERE! Inside My Gut"
Mr. Crank Grabbed His Pot Belly.

"Underneath All The Belly Fat...Must Be A Lot Of Proof In There"
Spruce Whispered To John Dory.

"And Rancid Acid"
John Dory Whispered And Snickered.

Mr. Crank Fake Laughed.
"HAHAHAHAHA- Soooo Funny -.- BUT EVER SINCE YOU JOINED THIS SCHOOL A MONTH AGO, YOU'VE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE DISASTER AFTER ANOTHER!"

"Ugh, Liesss"
John Dory Said.

"Not True"
Spruce Said.

"Total Fibs"
Floyd Added.

"You Got A Booger Hanging Out Your Nose-"
Clay Pointed Out.

Baby Branch Turned To The Wattpad Readers.
"Our Cranky Principal May Have A Point, But What Does He Expect? We're Kids! I Mean C'mon, We Haven't Made THAT Much Chaos Since We Started School 😌....Have We?"

~Flashback~

In The Science Lab, The Students Were All About To Experience On Some Lab Rats For Their Experiment Assignment. 🐀

John Dory Unlocked All The Cages With The Rats To Let Them Loose.
"BE FREE! BE FREE ALL OF YOU RATATOUILLE'S!!! AND GO TO FRANCE TO MAKE FANCY FOODS!!"

All Of The Rats Ran Wild Amongst The Classroom, And Jumped Onto Different Students To Crawl On Them And Attack Them.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
The Kids Freaked Out From The Rats Piling On Top Of Them.

Mr. Beaker Got Bit By 6 Rats And Screamed Out.
"BROZOOOOOONNNEEE!!!!!!!"

~~~

In The Gym, Mr. Mill Had His P.E. Students Run Around The Gymnasium For 10 Laps, Until Their Legs Got Tired.

Until, Spruce Opened Up The Gym Doors, Allowing His Flash Mob Of Fans Run Inside To Chase Him Around The Gymnasium.

"NOTHING LIKE RUNNING FASTER WITH FANS BEHIND YOU AYE MR. MILL?? 🏃‍♂️"
Spruce Shouted Out.

"SPRUCEEEE!!!! 😍 💞 😍 💞 😍 💞 "
The Fans Ran After Spruce At Top Speed, Trying To Catch Him.

Mr. Mill Got Ran Over By The Fans, Leaving Him Injured.
"BROZOOOOOOOOONNEEE!!!!!"

~~~

In Reading Class, The Students Were Reading A Book Called "The Tiger & The Bee", Along With Ms. Bloom Who Helped Them All.

Floyd Came Into The Classroom, With A Big Smile.
"Hey Everyone! I Know We're Reading A Book Called The Tiger And The Bee, Soooo I BROUGHT IN SOME GUESTS TO READ ALONG! 😄"

Floyd Opened Up The Door Wider, To Reveal A Big Tiger He Brought In, Who Let Out A Furious Roar. 🐅

"AHHHH!"
The Students In The Class Scream.

"OH! And Can't Forget The Bee!"
Floyd Held Up A Jar With The Bee Inside. 🐝

"AHHHHHHHH!"
The Students In The Class Screamed Even Louder.

"HAVE FUN!"
Floyd Took The Leash Off The Tiger And Opened The Bee Jar.

The Tiger Immediately Pounced At Ms. Bloom As Well As The Bee Zooming At Her To Start Stinging Her.

Ms. Bloom Yelped Out At She Was Attacked And Stung.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! BROOOOZOOOOOOONNNEE!!!"

~~~

In The Pre-K Room, With All The Babies, The Babies Were Quietly Sitting In A Circle Waiting For Their Teacher, Mrs. Nannie.

Mrs. Nannie Came In And Went For Her Seat.
"Alright My Sweet Angels, Quiet Down Quiet Downnn, Shhhh- AAAAAHHH!!!!"

As Soon As Mrs. Nannie Sat In Her Seat, She Was Launched Out Of Her Chair And Shot Out The Roof, Into The Air And Up High In The Sky.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!"
The Babies In The Room All Laughed From That.

"😌 🪛"
Baby Branch Twirled A Screw Driver In His Hand, As He Smirked At Hype, Trickee, Ablaze, And Boom.

Mrs. Nannie Screamed As She Was Up In The Sky.
"BROOOOZOOOOONNEEEE!!!!!!"

~~~

In The Cafeteria, The Lunch Lady Was Fixing Up Hot Dogs For The Students Lunch, And Headed For The Fridge.

Clay Jumped Out And Shouted.
"I'M THE KING OF THE WEINERS!!"

"AAAAA-"
The Lunch Lady Flinched Back And Knocked Into All Of The Food In The Kitchen, Destroying It.

"HA HA HAAAA! **** YOUUUU!!!"
Clay Pointed Down At The Lunch Lady.

The Lunch Lady Grew Furious And Of Course Yelled Out.
"BROOOOOZOOOONNEEEE!!!!"

~End Of Flashback~

Baby Branch Remembered Everything.
"Huh, I Guess We Can"

"Wow, That's A Lot Of Chaos"
Spruce Thought To Himself.

"Some Of Those Were Pretty Hard To Pull Off Though!"
John Dory Said.

"Like That Tiger!"
Floyd Mentioned.

"That Tiger Was Crazy Floyd!"
Clay Laughed.

Mr. Crank Slammed His Hand On The Desk.
"ENOUGH!!!!! For This Long Month, You Five Delinquents Have Been Ruining The Carefully Safe Educational System That This School Is Supposed To Be!"

"Or Just Making The School More Fun"
Clay Shrugged.

Mr. Crank Groaned In His Hands.
"Ughhhh...If You Keep This Up, You'll End Up Just Like...B o n o"

🌩 R a n d o m
& D r a m a t i c
T h u n d e r 🌩

"...."
The Brothers Blink At Whatever The Heck Mr. Crank Was Talking About.

"I'm Sorry, Who?"
John Dory Asked.

"B o n o"
Mr. Crank Repeated Dramatically.

🌩 R a n d o m
& D r a m a t i c
T h u n d e r 🌩

"...Are We Supposed To Know Who That Is?"
Spruce Questioned.

Mr. Crank Began To Explain.
"Oh Yeah You're Still Relatively New, Well Bono Is A Student Here Who Was Much Like You Five. Always Causing Shenanigans, Always Creating Disasters At The School, And Letting Chaos Run Through The Whole School. He's Been Like That Even Since He Joined This School...And He's Never Graduated. But We Haven't Heard Of Any Signs Of Him In The School For 2 Years. So We Can Only Assume He Lies Here In These School Walls And Lockers..."

"Whoa.."
The Brothers Say Stunned In Sync.

"BUT! We Don't Talk About Bono. EVER!"
Mr. Crank Told The Boys.

"He's Sounds Like A Trouble Making Legend!"
Clay Said.

Mr. Crank Nodded.
"He Definitely Was. And That's Exactly Where You Five Will Be Heading If You Keep Up This Madness! Nothing But Shenanigan Making Delinquents Who Never Graduate"

"Pffft- Oh Pleaseee! With Our Intelligence, We'll Be Fine To Graduate!"
Spruce Said, Leaning Back In His Chair.

Mr. Crank Chuckled To Himself.
"Hehehehe, Well That Leads Me Into The Reason Why I Brought You Five In Here. Tomorrow Night Is Parent Teacher Conference For The Semester, And I Hope You're Prepared"

Floyd Raised His Hand.
"Um, What's A Parent Teacher Conference?"

"I'm Glad You Asked Lil Emo Child In A Vest"
Mr. Crank Smirked.

"Heyyy!"
Floyd Pouted, Hugged His Vest.

"A Parent Teacher Conference Is When The Parents Or Guardians Of A Student Come Into TrollTree High And Meet With All Your Teachers To Let Them Know How You've Been Doing In Your Classes"
Mr. Crank Explained.

"😱😱😱😱😱"
The Boys Gasp In Horror At That.

"So I Hope You All Have Been Doing Well- WHICH YOU HAVE NOT! Because I Look Forward To Hearing Your Terrible Reviews When Each Of Your Teachers Meet Your Lovely Grandmother 😈"
Mr. Crank Grinned Evily.

The Brother Gulped Nervously Hearing About The Parent Teacher Conference, While John Dory Didn't Really Care.

"Fair Enough"
John Dory Shrugged.

"WHAT-"
The Brothers Say Towards John Dory.

"Get Out Of My Office....NOW!!!"
Mr. Crank Demanded, Slamming His Fists On The Desk.

~~~

~In The Hallway~

Coming Out Of The Princpal's Office, The Brothers, Execpt John Dory, Were Looking Panicked About The Parent Teacher Conference.

"Oh Man...Oh Man Oh Man Oh Man! Dudes We're Screwed! A Parent Teacher Conference?? If Grandma Finds Out What We've Been Doing In School, WE'RE DEAD!"
Clay Told His Brothers.

"No Kidding! Plus Our Grades Haven't Really Been The Best.."
Spruce Said.

"Literally! I Can't Tell You The Amount Of Times I've Fell Asleep In Class! With That And Rehearsing Our Songs...It Gets Exhausting!"
Floyd Said.

"Same For Me! I Feel Like I Haven't Tried My Best For Arts & Crafts! I Hate Accidentally Glueing My Fingers Together.."
Baby Branch Rasied Up His Two Glued Fingers.

John Dory Leaned On The Locker, Chuckling To Himself At His Brothers Worrysome Motions.

"John! Why Aren't You Panicking Too You Head Full Of Rectangular Shapes! WE'RE DOOMEDDD!!!"
Clay Shook John Dory's Shoulder.

"Okay Okay Chillll Out. This Whole Parent Teacher Conference Thing Is Just A One Night Thing. Who Cares If We Get Bad Reviews Or Not? How's That Gonna Physically Effect Us?"
John Dory Told His Brothers.

"Hm, Well, I'm No Parent Myself, But Pretty Sure Grandma WILL KILL US FINDING OUT WE DON'T DO GOOD IN SCHOOL!!!"
Spruce Yelled Out.

John Dory Snickered At That.
"Guyssss C'mon, It's The 90's! Times Are Changing, And People Don't Care About Parent Teacher Conferences Anymore"

"Regardless, We're Gonna Be In BIG Trouble From Grandma! What Are We Gonna Do??"
Floyd Paced Back N Forth Nervously.

Clay Thought To Himself And Got An Idea.
"IDEA! 💡 DING DING DINGGG!"

"TELL ME!"
Floyd Grabbed Clay's Face Anxiously.

Clay Put Down Floyd's Hands.
"That Guy Mr. Crank Was Just Telling Us! Bono! Remember He Said He Was A Mischief Making Machine And Always Ruined Things For The School!"

"Yeahhhh?"
Spruce Nodded Along.

Clay Continued.
"Well, He Also Said He Never Graduated So He's Somewhere In The School! So All We Gotta Do Is Get In Contact With Him Somehow, And Ask Him To Help Us Ruin The Parent Teacher Conference Tomorrow Night!"

"And Grandma Can Never Know If We're Doing Bad In School Or Not! GENIUS CLAY!"
Floyd Said.

"I Know, I Know 😌"
Clay Dusted Off His Shoulders, Proudly.

John Dory Interrupted Them.
"Whoa Whoa, Pause! I'm Not Letting You Guys Try To Find Some School Outcast To Help Ruin This Stupid Parent Teacher Conference Thing. We Don't Need To!"

"We Kinda Do John! Our Future Is On The Line With This One! If I Fail School, No One Will Love The Heartthrob Anymore! I'll Be The...Failthrob!"
Spruce Said.

"And I'll Never Eventually Be A Licensed CPA! I NEED TO COUNT CASHHHH!"
Clay Pulled His Ears.

"And You're Willing To Go To A School Menace To Get Those Accomplishments??"
John Dory Questioned.

"YES!!!"
Spruce And Clay Yelled Back.

"Wait, Menace? Does That Mean Bono Is Dangerous?"
Floyd Asked.

"Dangerous??"
Baby Branch Hid Behind Floyd, Getting Nervous.

Clay Scoffed.
"Pfft- Highly Doubt It. He Just Did Some Extreme Harmless Pranks. How Bad Can He Be?"

"HE WAS A NIGHTMARE!"
Jonas, A Baby Trolling, Jumped Out A Locker To Yell Out.

"AH!"
The Brothers Flinch At The Baby.

"JONAS!"
Lee, Another Baby Trolling, Came Out Of The Locker To Stop Her Friend.

"Hey, If They're Gonna Talk About Bono, It's Best They Know"
Jonas Gestured.

"SH SH! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BONO!"
Lee Put Her Finger On Jonas's Lips.

"What Was He Like?"
Spruce Asked.

Jonas Pushed Lee's Finger Away.
"He Would Think Of Something Terrible And Horrific! Then He Would Unleash The Prank Horror Amongst Us! AND THEN TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC BOOM! It Would Happen.."

"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BONO!"
Lee Pushed Jonas Away.

"Wait Wait! But What If His Pranks Weren't All That Bad? And It Could Potentially Help Us With Something?"
Clay Asked.

"Well You Better Rethink Carefully If You Want His Help...Or Else He'll Come For You Instead"
Jonas Said Dramatically.

Lee Got In Between Them And Began To Burst Into A Song.
🎵 We don't talk about Bono,
no, no, no! 🎵

🎵 We don't talk about Bonoooo,
but- 🎵

🎵 It was the book faaair! 🎵

🎵 It was the book faaair! 🎵
Jonas Joined Along The Song.

🎵 We were reading books and there wasn't a bad vibe in sightttt~ 🎵
Lee Sang.

🎵 No bad vibes in siiiight! 🎵
Jonas Sung.

🎵 Bono comes in with
a mischievous grin! 🎵
Lee Sang.

🎵 THUNDERRRR! 🎵
Jonas Made Random Thunderclap Noises For Effect. 🌩

🎵 You telling this story or am I?! 🎵
Lee Got Annoyed And Turned Away.

🎵 I'm sorry bestie, go onnn.. 🎵
Jonas Allowed Lee To Continue.

🎵 Bono says
"It looks too lame" 🎵
Lee Sang.

🎵 What was he planningggg? 🎵
Jonas Sung.

🎵 In doing so,
he floods the fair 🎵
Lee Sang.

🎵 Lee better
get our rowboatss! 🎵
Jonas Mimicked A Rowboat Motion.

🎵 It wasn't water,
yet it was slimeee! 🎵
Lee Made A Gagging Noise.

"😬😬😬😬😬"
The Boys Glanced At Each Other, Reacting To That Story.

🎵 A pretty sticky situation
but anyway! 🎵
Jonas Sung.

🎵 We don't talk about Bono,
no, no, no! 🎵

🎵 We don't talk about Bonoooo! 🎵
Lee And Jonas Sang Towards The Brothers, Warning Them About Bono.

Suddenly, The Brothers All Got Pulled Away To A Different Area By A Young Trolling Kid Named Gia.

Gia Sang To The Boys About Her Experience With Bono.
🎵 Hey, grew to live in fear of Bono stuttering or stumbling 🎵

🎵 I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling- 🎵

🎵 I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch! 🎵

🎵 It's a disturbance with
a kid so annoying- 🎵

🎵 Always left us kids
terrified and stuffering- 🎵

🎵 Stuffing us with problems
we couldn't understand! 🎵

🎵 Do you understand? 🎵
Gia Got Close In The Boys Faces, Making Sure They Understood.

Toby Slid Over To The Brothers And Sung To Them About Bono.
🎵 Seven-foot frame,
rats along his back! 🎵

🎵 When he calls your name
it all fades to black! 🎵

🎵 Yeah, he ruins your day and stops you before you say- 🎵

🎵 We don't talk about Bono,
no, no, no! 🎵

🎵 No! Noooo! 🎵
Gia Sang.

🎵 We don't talk
about Bonoooo! 🎵

Aspen Came Into The Song.
🎵 He ruined my picture day and gave me the chicken pox! 🎵

Thistle, A Young Trolling, Joined The Song.
🎵 He ruined my favorite lunch! The next minute a stomach bug! 🎵

Rudy, A Young Trolling, Joined The Song And Held His Shaved Off Hair From Bono.
🎵 I fell asleep in gym class now look at my hairrrr! 🎵

🎵 Your fate is done with Bono comes for your headddd! 🎵
Aspen, Thistle, And Rudy Sung At The Brothers.

Meadow, A Young Trolling, Joined In The Song About Her Experience With Bono.
🎵 He told me that
the garden of my plants- 🎵

🎵 Would be beautiful,
and someday be blossomed.. 🎵

🎵 He then used acid from a lab and destroyed my life's ambition, like a mad man from Pinky and Brain 🎵

🎵 Oh my god I gotta watch that
when I get homeee! 🎵
Toby Interrupted The Song.

Gia Came Back Into The Song.
🎵 He told me that my
babysitter career
Would be just out of stupidity 🎵

🎵 And would
never ever happenn! 🎵

🎵 It's like he hates babies now! 🎵

🎵 Hey dudes, we don't wanna hear Bono out of you 🎵
Aspen Told The Brothers.

🎵 Uhhh, Bono? 🎵
John Dory Joined In.

🎵 Yeah, about that Bono.. 🎵
Spruce Sung.

🎵 We really need to know
about Bono! 🎵
Clay Sung.

🎵 Give us the truth and the whole truth about Bonooooo! 🎵
Floyd Sung.

🎵 HEY DELINQUENTS QUIT THIS DISNEY REFERENCEEEE! 🎵
Mr. Crank Sung And Yelled From His Office.

🔔 🔔 🔔

🎵 TIME FOR CLASSSS! 🎵
All Of The Students Shouted Out Loud.

As The Students Gathered Their Things For Class, They All Continued To Sing Over Each Other About Bono Around The Brothers.

🎵 A seven-foot frame,
Rat's along his back! 🎵

🎵 It was the book fairrr! 🎵

🎵 He told me that
the garden of my dreams! 🎵

🎵 Grew to live in fear of Bono's stuttering or stumbling! 🎵

🎵 GET TO CLASS!!! 🎵
Mr. Crank Sung But Yelled.

🎵 DON'T TALK
ABOUT BONO! 🎵

🎵 Why did we talk
about Bonooo! 🎵
The Brothers Sung Together.

🎵 NOT A WORD
ABOUT BONOOOO! 🎵

🎵 We never should've
brought up Bonooooo! 🎵
The Brothers Finished Off The Song, With More Dramatic Random Thunder In The Background. 🌩

Clay Realized Something.
"Wait- So They Won't Talk About Bono....But They'll Sing About Him? This School Is Weird-"

As The Brothers Shrug And Went Off To Class, A Shadow Movement In The Lockers Was Hidden, As If Someone Was Watching And Listening To The Brothers Conversation.

~~~

~At Rosiepuff's Pod~

Towards The Evening Time, It Was Time For Dinner As The Brothers And Grandma Rosiepuff Were Eating Their Meal At The Table.

"Grandma, Just Say It Once!"
Clay Begged.

"Nope"
Grandma Rosiepuff Refused.

"Just One Time!"
Clay Kept Begging.

"She's Not Gonna Do It-"
Spruce Said.

"C'mon, We Got A Bet Going On!"
Clay Said.

"What's The Bet?"
John Dory Questioned.

"That Clay Can Get Grandma To Swear"
Spruce Replied.

"Just Eat Your Dinner Boys"
Grandma Rosiepuff Told Them.

"Uggghh.."
Clay Reached In His Pocket And Handed $10 To Spruce. 💵

Spruce Took The Money Proudly.
"Thank You 😌....Wait, Didn't You Say Earlier Your Piggy Bank Was Empty? Where'd You Get This Cash?"

"Ay, Don't You Worry About Where I Get Stuff From 😒"
Clay Rolled His Eyes, Eating His Food Annoyed.

Floyd Cleared His Throat.
"So Grandma! Um, We Wanted To Talk To You About Something With School.."

"Mhm?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Well It's This Whole Event Thing...Not Even A Big Deal If You Ask Us! But Your Presence Is Kinda Needed Soooo... 👉👈"
Floyd Fiddled With His Fingers, Not Knowing How To Explain.

"The School Needs You At Our Parent Teacher Conference-"
John Dory Blurted.

"JOHN!!!"
The Brothers Yelled Out At Their Older Brother.

Grandma Rosiepuff Chuckled.
"Oh That! Yeah, I Know About It"

"YOU DO???"
The Brothers Say Together.

"These Flyers Were Handed Out From The School-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Held Up The Flyer About The Parent Teacher Conference At TrollTree High School.

"Oh No.."
Spruce Slunk Down In His Seat.

"Not A Big Deal Right Grandma?"
John Dory Said Assured, Eating His Food.

"Mmm- Kinda"
Grandma Rosiepuff Replied.

"PFFFFFFFF- 💦"
John Dory Spit Out His Mashed Potatoes On Clay.

".________________________."
Clay Just Stared At John Dory, With Mashed Potatoes Dripping Off His Face And Murder On His Mind Now.

John Dory Coughed A Little.
"It Is???"

Grandma Rosiepuff Stood Up From Her Chair And Went To The Kitchen.
"Well I've Been Thinking, And I'm Really Wondering How You All Have Been Doing In School, So I Came Up With A Little Surprise"

"What Is It Grandma?"
Baby Branch Asked, Raising His Hand.

"You All Know My House Hold Favorite...Fluffleberry Cake! 🎂"
Grandma Rosiepuff Reveal A Plate Of A Humongous And Delicious. Fluffleberry Cake.

As The Delicious Fluffleberry Cake Was In The Eyes Of The Brothers, They Couldn't Resist The Smell And Taste Their Favorite Cake Would Bring, Now That Grandma Made It 5x Bigger Than Normal!

✨️ Hungry eyesssss~ ✨️

🎵 One look at you and I can't disguise I've got- 🎵

✨️ Hungry eyesssss~ ✨️

🎵 I feel the magic between
you and I 🎵

✨️ Hungry eyessss~ ✨️

"I Call It Now....THE MEGA FLUFFLEBERRY CAKE! 🎂"
Grandma Rosiepuff Presented.

"MINE!!!!!"
The Brothers Leaped Towards The Mega Fluffleberry Cake.

Grandma Rosiepuff Grabbed Her Boys To Stopped Them.
"Not So Fast Boys!"

"BUT GRANDMAAAA...IT'S FLUFFLEBERRY! OUR FAVORITEEE"
Floyd Whined.

"WE NEED IT 👹"
Clay's Voice Went Demonized For A Seconds.

"I Know I Know! Which Is Why, I Was Going To Say The Only Way To Earn This Mega Fluffleberry Cake Is For You All To Get Positive Reviews From Your Teachers Tomorrow Night At The Parent Teacher Conference"
Grandma Rosiepuff Explained.

The Brothers Pupils Shrunk Tiny.
"•_______• All Of Us..?"

"Yup! Once You Do, The Mega Fluffleberry Cake Is Yours!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Placed A Cover Over The Cake And Walked Off.

"-.-"
The Brothers Slowly Glared Over To Their Older Brother.

John Dory Knew What To Do.
".....We Can Talk About Bono Now"

~~~

~At The TrollTree Market~

The Next Day, After School, The Brothers Were All Sitting At A Table At The Market, Waiting For Their Mysterious Guest To Arrive.

Spruce Tapped His Fingers, Impatiently.
"Um John? This Is Where You Told Him To Meet Us Right?"

"Yes! I Put The Letter Inside The Lockers Where He Supposedly Stays At! He Had To Have Gotten It"
John Dory Told Them.

Baby Branch Sighed Boredly.
"This Is Taking Too Long! I Want A-"

"-Trolli-Slush?"
A Voice From In Front Said At Baby Branch.

"AH!"
Baby Branch Flinched For A Second.

T-Slush, Or Mr. Slush, Who Was A Seller For The Best And Most Popular Slushies In The TrollTree, A Trolli-Slush 🥤, Came Over To The Boys Offering One Of His Famous Slushies.

"Oh! Thanks Mr. Slush"
Baby Branch Took The Trolli-Slush.

"No Problem There Bitty B! In Fact, You All Get One, On The House!"
T-Slush Handed Them All A Free Trolli-Slush.

"WOOOO! Life Is Good!"
Clay Slurped On His Trolli-Slush.

"You Know You Five Our My Best Regular Customers, And You Always Get Those For Free! And Since You're Celebrities 👀 Wanna Buy Some Bagels? 🥯"
T-Slush Held Up A Stick With Bagels On It.

"Uggghh!"
The Brothers Groaned At That.

"What???"
T-Slush Questioned.

"You Always Do This Mr. Slush! Just Cause We're Celebrities, Doesn't Mean We'll Just Buy Anything From You"
John Dory Said.

"Especially Food You Just Jammed A Stick Through"
Spruce Said.

"C'monnn Boysss! A Buck A Piece!"
T-Slush Gestured.

"We Don't Want Any Bagels-"
John Dory Replied.

"I'll Sell You The Whole Stick....5 Dollars"
T-Slush Offered.

"BYE!"
Clay Gestured For Him To Leave.

"Alright Fine! How About This? Wanna Buy This Off A Stick?"
T-Slush Held Up Another Stick With Yams On It.

"NO!"
John Dory, Spruce, And Clay Yelled.

"Relax Guys. Here Mr. Slush, I'll Buy A Sweet Potato Off Your Stick"
Floyd Reached In His Pocket For Money.

"Wh- Sweet Potatoes?! THESE ARE YAMS!"
T-Slush Corrected.

"Oh- Sorry. I'll Buy A Sweet Potato Then!"
Floyd Handed Out His Money.

"No! I'm Not Selling Anything To A Kid Who Doesn't Know His Yams From His Sweet Potatoes -.-"
T-Slush Glared And Walked Off.

"..."
Floyd Blinked Confusingly.

"His Kiss The Weirdo Apron Makes Sense Every Time"
Clay Said.

Suddenly, Some More Random And Dramatic Thunder Came Around The Area, Making The Atmosphere Dark And Gloomy 🌩.

"Uhhhh.."
The Brothers Look Around Confused.

Coming Towards The Brothers, In A Mysterious Poncho, Bono Approached Them Looking Ever So Mischievous, And A Bucket On His Head, With His Hands Together In A Menacing Manner.

"😦😦😦😦😦"
The Brothers Jaws Slowly Dropped, Seeing Bono Come Towards Them.

".....Hey There Fellas! I'm Bono! Are You BroZone?"
Bono Asked The Brothers.

"Yeeesssss?"
John Dory Replied.

"Great! I Was Hoping I Found The Right Trolls. Nice To Meet Ya! Put 'er There!"
Bono Put His Hand Out, In The Wrong Direction.

"Um, We're Over Here"
Spruce Gestured.

"Oops! My Bad, Put 'er There!"
Bono Put His Hand Out In Front Of John Dory.

"Yeahhhh...Nice To Meet You Too"
John Dory Slowly Shook Bono's Hand.

"Whoa Whoa Wait! You're Bono?"
Clay Asked.

"That's Right!"
Bono Nodded.

"Huh...I Was Expecting...An Evil Looking Troll. But You Seem..Harmless?"
Clay Tilted His Head.

Bono Chuckled.
"Yeah, I Get That....Not Very Often. Since I Don't Usually Meet A Lot Of Trolls. Only Hear Rumors Through The School Lockers.

"And You're Really The Dangerous And Menacing And Troublemaking Bono Everyone Says Don't Talk About But Still Sings About?"
Floyd Asked.

"Yup! Odd I Know But 🤷‍♂️"
Bono Shrugged.

"You Really Did All That Stuff To The School Too?"
Baby Branch Asked.

"Heh Heh, Yeahhhh...I'm Not Proud Of It But I Don't Do That Anymore. That's My Past...From 2 Years Ago"
Bono Sat Down At The Table.

"What Made You Stop?"
Spruce Asked.

"Well, I Should Start Off Of Why I Did In The First Place- Have You All Noticed My Bucket?"
Bono Gestured At The Bucket On His Head.

"Uhhh...Nope!"
Spruce Replied.

"Sure Didn't! Ha Ha.."
Clay Replied.

"Didn't Even See It!"
Floyd Replied.

Bono Began To Explain.
"See, I Wear It Because I'm Blind...And I Can't See At All. So When I Joined TrollTree High, I Was Eager To Learn But Couldn't! Some Trolls Laughed At The Fact Of It, And I Gave Up My Passion To Learn...Cause Of That, I Thought I Can Do Something Other Than Learn...Pranking! So Whenever The Chance Would Come, I'd Prank Anyone In My Sight And Make The School My Own Pranking Ground! I Thought Since There's No Point In A Blind Troll To Learn, I Can At Least Have Fun. But Then I Learned I'd Never Graduate...So I Eventually Stopped! I Never Pulled A Prank In 2 Years And Just Stayed In The Lockers Of The School Listening To Other Kids Talk About Their Passions After Graduating School.."

"Awe, That's Awful!"
Floyd Held His Heart, Feeling Bad.

"Sad Story- ANYWAYS"
John Dory Interrupted.

"SHH!"
Spruce Elbowed John Dory.

Bono Continued.
"I'm 16 Now And Still Have No Hope To Graduate After All The Terrible Mischief I've Caused...I Wear This Bucket To Hide My Shame And The Fact I Can't See Makes No Sense To Show Out My Eyes To Anyone So I Wear It"

"So That Bucket, Is A Symbol Of Your Mistakes.."
Floyd's Ears Went Down.

"Pretty Much. And A Vow That I Will Never Terroize That School Again!"
Bono Said.

"About Thaaaat...Kinda The Reason We Wanted To Meet With You Bono"
John Dory Said.

"Huh?"
Bono Tilted His Head.

"Well, Tonight Is The Parent Teacher Conference At School, And Our Grandma Is Going! If She Sees How Bad We're Doing In School, We Lose A Big Reward In It For Us!"
John Dory Explained.

"A MEGA ONE!"
Baby Branch Added.

"I See"
Bono Said.

John Dory Continued.
"And We Were Hoping, If You Can Come Out And Help Us Bros, Pull Off Some Devious Schemes To Stop The Conference From Happening!"

"You Mean Going Back Into Pranking??? No Way! Didn't You Hear My Story? I Haven't Done That In 2 Years! There's No Way I'm Doing It Again"
Bono Refused, Crossing His Arms.

"Please Bono Dude! This Is A Really Big Deal For Us!"
Spruce Said.

"And It Was A Big Deal For Me Too Back Then, And Look How I Ended Up- AN OUTCAST! My Pranks Were So Bad, I Almost Killed Students!"
Bono Said.

T-Slush Came Over With A Stick Of Blueberry Muffins.
"Mhm, That's What Happend To My Friend Eddie Robinson. He Pranked Me So Much I Pushed Him In Front Of A Caterbus....So Now He's Deadie Robinson!...Try A Muffin"

T-Slush Put A Muffin On The Table And Walked Away Casually From The Conversation.

Clay Picked Up The Muffin.
"....He Told Us About His Dead Friend Then Gave Us A Muffin-"

Bono Shook His Head.
"Look, I'm Sorry Guys And Sorry For Your Predicament, But I Don't Do That Anymore. I've Changed. I Wanna Do Good Deeds Now"

"This Is A Good Deed! You're Helping BroZone! The Most Bro-dadcious Boyband To Ever Exist!"
John Dory Said.

"Sorry...But That's Not Me Anymore"
Bono Stood Up And Started To Walk Away.

"Hhhh.."
The Brothers Sigh, About To Lose All Hope.

"There's A Big Cake In For It"
Clay Blurted Out.

Bono Stopped And Turned His Head Back To Them.
"........What Kind?"

Baby Branch Went Back To The Wattpad Readers.
"We're About To Get The Most Menacing Troll In School With A Outcast Reputation To Help Us Win The MEGA Fluffleberry Cake And Stop The Parent Teacher Conference! What's The Worse That Can Happen?"