~In The Bunker~

Down Inside The Bunker, Branch & His Guy Friends Were Hanging Out As A Mini Bachelor Hang Out.

Branch Was Layed Out On The Ground.
"She Wants To Have....BABIES!?! I-I-I'M NOT READY FOR THAT!"

Hickory Went And Helped Branch Up.
"Would You Relax. She's Not Even Hairnant"

"I Knowww BUT BABIES?! ALREADY THINKING ABOUT IT?! WHAT'S WITH GIRLS AND MOVING TOO FAST!"
Branch Said.

"Not All Girls Move Fast Man. Some Boys Move Waaay Faster"
Prince D Said.

"Yeah! Like Sonic!"
Trollex Said.

"The Flash"
Guy Said.

"Quicksilver"
Biggie Said.

"AND KEANU REEVES!!!"
Cooper Blurted Out.

Everyone Looked At Cooper As If He Was Crazy, Which He Is

"Don't Disrespect Keanu, He's A Treasure 🤚"
Cooper Said.

"Relaxxx Dubstep! You Should Just Be Focusing On The Wedding For Now Bro"
Synth Patted Branch's Back.

"Well Yeah But What If She Mentions Babies Again At The Wedding!"
Branch Said.

"Okay I Highly Doubt That"
Hickory Said.

"OR OR, WHAT IF SHE GETS OUT OF CONTROL AND WANTS 11 KIDS LIKE TH LOUD HOUSE!!!!"
Branch Yelled.

"I Still Wonder How The Loud Parents Deal With That"
Guy Was Eating Some Of Branch's Chocolate.

"....ARE YOU EATING MY CHOCOLATE?!"
Branch Said.

Guy Blinked With Chocolate All Over His Mouth And Farted Glitter.

"UGHHH! I NEED MY STRESS YO-YO! WHERE IS IT?!?"
Branch Looked In His Underwear Drawer.

"Oh I Have It! :D"
Riff Held Up The Yo-Yo.

"WHYYY??"
Branch Said.

"It Looked Fun To Play With 😁"
Riff Grinned Innocently.

Branch Glared At Riff With The "Seriously" Look.

".....or something 👉👈"
Riff Fiddled With His Fingers.

"GAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Branch Pulled His Hair And Sat Down Frustrated.

"Okay Okay Relaxxx There Branch, Look On The Bright Side. You're Getting Married To Your Lassie In A Few Hours, The One You Claimed To Spend Your Whole Life With"
Hickory Told Him.

"Yeah, Shouldn't You Be Focusing On That Then Babies?"
Prince D Said.

"Wasn't That The Purpose Of Proposing? Hmmm?"
Hickory Ruffled Branch's Hair.

Branch Fixed His Hair Back Up.
"Yeahhh Guess You're Right"

"Matter Of Fact, How Did The Proposal Go?"
Hickory Asked.

Branch Chuckled.
"Well It Wasn't Easy But-"

Suddenly, All The Boys Were Sitting In Front Of Branch, Eager To Hear The Gossip Of It.

Branch Blinked.
"....Okay, Well It Was A Few Days Ago.."

~Flashback~

Under A Tree, Branch Was Pacing Back n Forth, Holding The Ring In His Hand.

Branch Sung As Well.
🎵 It's not you...
.....it's me🎵

🎵 The timing and the setting aren't what I thought they'd be🎵
Branch Gestured To The Area.

🎵 There's probably someone better
for you out there anyway..🎵

🎵 Maybe I just 
need some space..🎵
Branch Rubbed His Arm.

🎵....No!
I should just come out
and saaay~🎵

Poppy Was Actually Sitting On A Rock.
"Saaaay What Branch?"

Branch Sighed And Turned To Her.
🎵 I wanna get this right, baby!🎵

🎵 I wanna thrill you
in the way you deserve!🎵

🎵 I wanna blow your mind,
darling~🎵

🎵 I'm just having trouble
getting up the nerve..🎵
Branch Fiddled With His Fingers.

🎵 I wanna give you
what you want!🎵

🎵 I wanna be
the man you choose!🎵

🎵 I wanna sweep you
off your feet!🎵
Branch Lifted Poppy Up In The Air.

🎵 Without actually puking
on your feet-🎵
Branch Gagged For A Second.

🎵 Maybe I'll do better
in the candlelightttttt!🎵

🎵...I gotta get this right🎵

Poppy Tapped Branch's Shoulder.
"But Branch-"

🎵 I wanna make you swoooon,
baby~🎵
Branch Whipped His Hair Smoothly.

🎵 I wanna rock you
with my righteous romance!🎵
Branch Faked Playing A Guitar.

🎵 I wanna set a mood, darling~🎵
Branch Booped Poppy's Nose.

"Awww"
Poppy Said In Awe.

🎵 But I'm sweating through
the seat of these pants!🎵
Branch Felt His Shorts.

Poppy Blinked.
"Are You Sureeee You're Okay?"

Branch Rubbed The Back Of His Neck.
🎵 Uhhh, I had planned
to read a poem 🎵

🎵 I thought I'd play
a little lute!🎵

🎵 Ooh, here's a thing!🎵

🎵 I've got a ring...
.....I didn't bring?!🎵
Branch Felt His Pocket.

🎵 Oh, shoot!🎵
Branch Pulled His Ears.

🎵 So, this went very welllll..🎵

🎵....I didn't get this right!🎵
Branch Ran Off To The Bunker.

Poppy Ran After Branch.
"It's Okay Branch! Come Back!"

Branch Suddenly Stopped And Sighed.
🎵 I've never been
in love before..🎵

🎵 I don't know
what I'm doing!🎵

🎵 I've never been too worldly
in the ways of woman-wooing!🎵

"But You're Always A Wooing Troll!"
Poppy Said.

🎵 I'm freezing up,
I'm blowing it!🎵

Branch Walked Up To Poppy.
🎵 Not what I
meant to dooo..🎵

🎵 I know how crazy lucky
I am to love youuuu..🎵
Branch Held Poppy's Hands.

🎵 Gorgeous,
funny,
brave,
and brilliant
Beautiful,
Won't give up on anyone
You, ohhh!🎵
Branch Rapidly Complimented.

"Awww Branchhhh"
Poppy Blushed With A Smile.

Branch Looked Into Poppy's Eyes.
🎵 I wanna get this right, baby..🎵

🎵 I wanna love you
in the best way I caaan..🎵

🎵 I wanna make you cry-🎵

Poppy Rasied Her Eyebrow.
"Huh?"

🎵 -in a good way!🎵
Branch Quickly Added.

🎵 By proving I could be
your perfect troll..🎵
Branch Frowned A Bit.

Poppy Frowned A Bit Too, Looking At Him Knowing He's Trying His Hardest.

🎵 I meant to
write it in the sky..🎵

🎵 I meant to get down
on one knee..🎵

🎵 I planned to really try
to be the opposite of me..🎵

🎵 But Poppy, I will love you
with all my mighttttt~🎵

🎵 I promise you, in here🎵
Branch Patted His Heart.

🎵 I've got that part righttt..🎵

🎵 Well, maybe we should do
this on some other daay..🎵
Branch Let Go Of Poppy's Hands And Walked Away.

"WAIT BRANCH TIMBERLAKE! Will You Marry Me?!"
Poppy Blurted Out.

Branch Stopped For A Second With His Ear Twitching, And Turned Back To Poppy.

Poppy Was Smirking, Having The Ring In Her Dress Pocket The Whole Time.

Branch Grinned With His Ears Perked Up.
🎵.....You got that right!🎵

Branch Ran Back Over To Poppy And Both Sang Together.

🎵 Baby, I'm gonna thrill you
in the way you deserve!🎵

🎵 We're gonna get this right, darling!🎵

🎵 As long as we're together,
we won't lose our nerve!🎵

🎵 I'm gonna be the
troll you want!🎵
Branch Sung.

"Guess What? You Already Are!"
Poppy Said.

🎵 I wanna make your
life so good!🎵
Branch Sung.

"You're Doing Good So Far!"
Poppy Said.

🎵 We got the hard part over with
now hold me tighttttt~🎵
Branch Brought Poppy Close.

Both Held Hands As Branch Put The Engagement Ring On Poppy's Finger.

❤ WE'RE GONNA
GET THIS RIGHT!💙

~End Of Flashback~

"....So Basically You Sung A Whole Musical Number From Frozen 2 For Nothing Cause Poppy Proposed Instead"
Trollex Said.

Branch Shook His Head.
"NOOOOOO....yes 😔"

"Quite Underwhelming"
Trollzart Said.

Branch Stood Up.
"WELL SORRY I WASN'T PREPARED"

"But You Are Now!"
Dante Said.

"I Know I Am!"
Branch Said.

"He Probably Isn't-"
Riff Said, Playing With The Yo-Yo.

Branch Glanced At Riff.
"-.-"

"You Have Nothing To Worry About. You Both Have Your Mindsets On The Future And It'll Be Great"
Hickory Said.

"I Guess"
Branch Shrugged.

"It'll Probably Be A Wreck-"
Riff Said.

Branch Glanced At Riff Again.
".__."

"Besides Even If She Did Want Babies Now, Wouldn't You Do It To Make Her Happy?"
Synth Asked.

"Yeahhhh..."
Branch Said.

"Well She's Not Getting It Now-"
Riff Said.

Everyone Glanced At Riff.
".____."

"Whatever Don't Wanna Overthink It Before The Wedding! Now All Of You, Go Home And Get Ready In Your Groomsmen Suits"
Branch Instructed.

"RIGHT!"
The Boys Nod And Began To Leave.

"Someone Broke Your Yo-Yo"
Riff Held Up The Broken Yo-Yo.

"I Think It's Time For You To Leave-"
Branch Told Riff.

~~~

~Outside~

The Boys All Got Out The Bunker And Went Off To Their Homes To Get Ready For The Wedding.

"Ayo Synth, Race Ya To The Lagoon!"
Trollex Challenged.

"OH HO HOOO, YOU'RE ON RAMOS!"
Synth Said.

Both Began To Dash Away Through Trollstopia Fast Enough Towards The Lagoon.

"IMMA WINNN BRO"
Synth Said.

"NO YA NOTTTT"
Trollex Said.

"WHY'S THAT?"
Synth Asked.

"CAUSE I'M TAKING A SHORT CUT, LATER"
Trollex Flew A Different Direction.

Synth Turned His Head.
"WAIT WHAT?!"

Synth Looked Up Ahead, With His Eyes Widening.
"AAAAHHHHH!!!"

A Techno Girl Was Up Ahead.
"AAAAHHHH!!!"

Synth Crashed Right Into The Girl, Making Her Drop All Her Textbooks.

The Troll Being A Techno Troll Named "Lexi" (Voiced By Demi Lovato), Was A Very Smart And Intelligent Techno Troll, Who Was On Her Way To The Trollstopia Library.

"Owww.."
Lexi Rubbed Her Head.

Synth Sat Up.
"Jeez...Hey! Might Wanna Watch Where You're Going!"

"What? Me?? You Were The Zooming Right Into Me!"
Lexi Said.

"Well If You Saw Me zOoMinG, You Should've Moved Out The Way! Great, Now I Lost The Race"
Synth Pouted.

Lexi Stood Up And Picked Up One Of Her Books.
"Well Pardon My Walking For Interfering With You So Called rAcE"

"Yeah Pardon Yourself"
Synth Picked Up One Of Her Books And Handed It To Her.

"Actually, Technically, You Should Pardon Yourself"
Lexi Said.

"What? Pfff- Yeah Right.
Synth Said.

"Uhhh Yes Right, What Happened To Lady Respect And Being A Gentleman?"
Lexi Questioned.

"What Happened To Race Laws!"
Synth Said.

"There Are Only Race Laws According To The Pixar Cars Universe"
Lexi Stated.

"It's Not My Business Knowing About Pixar Missy"
Synth Said.

"Oh Pfft. And You're Not Even Gonna Say You're Sorry?"
Lexi Questioned.

"No Need To. Cause This Wasn't My Fault"
Synth Crossed His Arms.

"Seriously? You're Gonna Be Like That?"
Lexi Glared At Him.

"If You Mean Being Right, Then Yes"
Synth Glared Back.

"You See, This Is Why According To My Companion Studies, Most People Be Alone Cause They Aren't Polite To One Another"
Lexi Told Him.

"That Doesn't Even Apply To Me!"
Synth Said.

"You Crashed Into Me And Didn't Even Say You Were Sorry!"
Lexi Said.

"Cause It Wasn't My Fault! At Least I Helped You Pick Up Your Book"
Synth Gestured.

"Okay, And Thank You For That"
Lexi Thanked.

"You're Welcome"
Synth Bowed.

Both Stood There And Stared At Each Other For A Few Moments.

Lexi Blinks.
"....Aren't You Gonna Say Sorry Now?"

"But It Wasn't My Fault"
Synth Shrugged.

"Ugh! Whatever, I Gotta Get To The Library Anyway"
Lexi Rolled Her Eyes.

"Great! Then Have A Nice Life!"
Synth Said Sarcastically.

"Have Fun Being Alone! 😄"
Lexi Grinned Wide.

"Oh I Will! 😄"
Synth Grinned Wide Back.

Both Glared At Each Other As They Walkes Away In Different Directions.

Synth Crossed His Arms.
"Pfff- I Shouldn't Apologize, She Was In My Way"

Trollex Flew Back.
"Yo Synth! What Happend Man? I Been Won Like 4 Minutes Ago"

"Sorry, I Just Met The Rudest Techno Troll"
Synth Rolled His Eyes As He Walked.

Trollex Shrugged As He Followed.
"Well Some Trolls Aren't Always The Brightest"

~~~

Nearby, Tiny & His Frieng Group Were Chanting With Each Other.

"GO TINY GO! GO TINY GO! GO TINY GO!"
CJ, Priscilla, And Keith Chanted.

Tiny Poked His Butt Out.
"ALMOSTTT....GOT ITTT..."

"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!"
The 3 Continued Chanting.

Tiny Squinted His Eyes And Finally Let Out Another Glitter Fart.

"YAAAAAYYYYY!!!"
The 3 Cheered For Tiny.

"Awe Yeah, Ever Since I Could Glitter Toot, I've Been On Bootylicious Fireeee!!! 🍑🔥"
Tiny Said.

"And Ya Know What That Means?"
CJ Said.

"I CAN JOIN A MEN'S STRIPPER JOINT!"
Tiny Shouted.

"Nope, We Have The Best Supply Of Glitter From You Now!"
CJ Said.

"OHHHHH Makes More Sense"
Tiny Said.

"And We Can Never Run Out Of Glitter!"
Priscilla Said.

"Cause Tiny Is Our Glitter God! And Not Like Plastic Glitter From Walmart!"
Keith Said.

"A Glitter God? Me? Thank You Mah Friends But Ya Don't Have To Call Me That....Even If It Is True"
Tiny Winked And Farted Glitter.

"This Has Me Wondering Now....If For Some Reason Tiny Can't Glitter Anymore...Where Would The Glitter Come From?"
CJ Wondered.

"Or Better Question Yet, Where DOES Glitter Come From?"
Keith Tapped His Chin.

"Where Does...Glitter Come From?"
Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.

"I Heard Ambassador Holly Darlin' Gets Glitter From Mining Underground"
Priscilla Said.

"Yeah But That's The Old Town Rode Way. I Wanna Know Where Does Glitter Come From Through The Universe 🤩"
Keith's Eyes Sparkle.

"The Universeeee 🤩"
Keith And CJ Say.

"Well Clearly Tiny Knows As He Is A Glitter Troll Himself"
Priscilla Gestures.

"Oh Ummm...Uhh..Well"
Tiny Rubbed His Shoulder.

"Yeah Tiny! Tell Us Where Glitter Comes From Glitter God!"
Keith Said.

"GLITTER GOD! GLITTER GOD! GLITTER GOD!"
The 3 Chanted.

Tiny Gulped, Fiddling With His Fingers, Not Knowing Where Glitter Comes From.

"IIIIIIII.....DO KNOW WHERE GLITTER COMES FROM! 😁"
Tiny Blurted.

The 3 Gasp.
"😱😱😱!!!"

"Really?!"
CJ Said.

Tiny Nods And Stood Heroically.
"Yep! And I'll Make It My Glittery God Mission To Find The Place Where Glitter Comes From! How Ya Feel About That"

"YAAAAAAAYYY!!!"
The 3 Cheer.

Tiny Turned Around And Knew He Fuqed Up.
"Oh Acorn Lord Help Me 😣"