~At A Pink Glitter Pod~

Inside The Glitter Pod, Was Mini Diamond's Family Home And Her Little Room.

Mini Opened Her Door.
"Good, My Mom's Not Home. C'mon!"

Tiny Poked His Head Inside The Room And Saw All Of Mini's Room.

Tiny Walked In.
"Sooo This Is Where You Live?"

"Well Where Else Am I Gonna Live?"
Mini Said.

Tiny Shrugged.
"I Don't Knowww, The Street? A Club? Area 51 Since You're A Alien"

"Don't Play With Me -.-"
Mini Glared.

"I'M JUST SAYINNN, I Don't Know What You Contain"
Tiny Said.

"Just Cause I'm A Alien, Doesn't Mean I'm From A Government Area 51"
Mini Said.

"Mmmm Sureeee....Oooh, Little Mirror"
Tiny Picked Up Mini's Little Makeup Mirror.

Mini Slapped Tiny's Hand.
"DON'T TOUCH IT!"

"AYE! Watch It!"
Tiny Rubbed His Hand.

"No No No No, You Watch It! When I Look In The Mirror I Don't Wanna See Yo Dirty Glitter Hand Smears On It. Who Know's Where They Been!"
Mini Put Her Mirror In Her Hair.

Tiny Turned His Head And Looked At His Butt.
"....True"

"Now Let's Get Down To Business"
Mini Said.

Mini Jumped Up On A Chalkboard And Started Sketching Out A Plan.

Tiny Climbed Up Too.
"Oooh, Where'd Ya Get The Chalkboard?"

"Not Important"
Mini Replied.

"Really? Causeee My Uncle Branch Always Says There Is Always A Good Reason To Know Where A Chalkboard Came From!"
Tiny Said.

"Mhm, And Do You See Your Uncle Anywhere?"
Mini Questioned.

Tiny Looked Around The Room And Looked Under Her Armpit.

"I Didn't Think So-"
Mini Said.

Mini Finished Sketching.
"BAM!"

Tiny Glanced Up At The Diagram On The Chalkboard.
"Oooooh, Presentation!"

"Alright Now Pay Attention, We Both Live On Similar Planets That Look Like This But Obviously Different Colors"
Mini Said.

Tiny Nodded.
"Right"

"And Both Of Our Planets Have A HUGEEE Amount Of Glitter"
Mini Said.

"Right Again"
Tiny Said.

"But Our Goal Is To Find Out Where Does Our HUGEEE Amount Come From"
Mini Said.

"Correct!"
Tiny Said.

"Sooooo, We Gotta Figure How To Get From This To This"
Mini Gestured At The Planet Drawing To The Glitter Drawing.

Tiny Tapped His Chin.
"Hmmmmm....I Think I Got It!"

"What Is It?"
Mini Asked.

"Maybe There's A Huge Thicc Booty Comet In The Sky AND FARTS OUT A LOT OF GLITTER AND DUMPS IT ON BOTH OUR PLANETS!"
Tiny Grinned Proudly.

Mini Just Stared At Tiny.
"....And That's The Theory You Wanna Go With? -.-"

Tiny Blinks.
".....It's A Possibility? 😁"

Mini Sighed Into Her Hands.
"Well I Just Came Up With Possibly Correct Theory"

"Which Is?"
Tiny Questioned.

"You're Clinically Dumb"
Mini Told Her.

"Ohhhh My God....I Knew It.....I Knew It I Knew It I Knew It!"
Tiny Said.

"Mmmmhm"
Mini Nodded.

"I Can't Believe This.....I Got Learning Herpes!"
Tiny Told Himself.

"What? Boy, There Is No Such Thing As Learning Herpes"
Mini Said.

"OHHH GOD I FEEL MYSELF BLISTERING UP!"
Tiny Felt His Chest.

"Tiny-"
Mini Said.

"IT'S PROBABLY CAUSE I'M THINKING TOO HARD.....OH LORD HELP MEH!"
Tiny Pulled His Hair.

Mini Walked Up To Tiny And Slapped Him.
"WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT BEFORE I JACK-SLAP YOU AGAIN"

Tiny Rubbed His Face.
"O-OKAY....You Right...Phewww...Calm Downnn..."

"Man, If You Tryna Get Herpes, That Means You Been Messin Around With Some Hooker Or Stripper. And I Know You Ain't Got The Balls For That"
Mini Crossed Her Arms.

"Maybe If I Was From Another Planet I Could've"
Tiny Rolled His Eyes.

Mini Suddenly Thought Of Something.
"Wait A Minute....Say That Again!"

"Say What?"
Tiny Asked.

"What You Just Said!"
Mini Said.

"I Said Say What"
Tiny Repeated.

"Stop Messin' With Me, I MEANT BEFORE THAT!"
Mini Yelled.

"UHHH MAYBE IF I WAS FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET?"
Tiny Repeated.

"Different Planet...Different Planet...That's It!"
Mini Got A Idea.

"What's It?"
Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.

"How Many Planets Are In Our Trollar System?!"
Mini Asked.

"I Think 8? But Some Say 9"
Tiny Replied.

Mini Turned Back To The Chalkboard And Sketched Out 8 Planets.

Tiny Went Next To Mini.
"What Are You Getting At?"

"There Are 8 Planets In Our System!"
Mini Said.

Tiny Nodded.
"Uhhh Yeah-"

"-Butttt Like You Said, Some Say 9"
Mini Added.

"Soooo?"
Tiny Said.

Mini Explained.
"So Once I Had A Thought That Glitter Comes From A Different Planet That Supplies Us With It. And Judging From What You Said, There's 8 Planets But Some Say 9....Then That Can Result With The 9th Planet Being.."

Mini Sketched Out A 9th Planet And Drew Sparkles On It.

"A Glitter Planet?!"
Tiny Said.

Mini Nods.
"Yep! It Can Be Our Only Chance If That's Where Glitter Comes From!"

"But How Can You Be So Sure? What If It's Just Some Random Usless Planet The Name Of Mickey Mouse's Dog"
Tiny Said.

Mini Took Out A Random Telescope And Gave It To Tiny.
"Now Look Out The Window"

Tiny Used The Telescope And Looked Up Out The Window.
"Okaaay....I See The 8 Planets And...Wait-"

The Other 9th Planet Was Spotted, And Was Sparkling A Bit.

"It's Sparkling!"
Tiny Said.

"And Sparkling Meanssss"
Mini Said.

"GLITTER! THAT COULD BE IT!"
Tiny Said.

"Told Ya!"
Mini Said.

Tiny Marched Towards The Door.
"AIGHT! Let's Go Find That Planet!"

Mini Followed.
"Or Die Trying!"

Tiny Stopped After Hearing That.
"Well Uh...I Mean-"

"I Mean We Might"
Mini Shrugged.

"Ummm"
Tiny Said.

"Probably You"
Mini Added.

"Huh??"
Tiny Said.

"You're All Sliver And Bright. Everyone's Gonna Notice You. I'm More Dark With Pink, I'll Be Fine"
Mini Smirked, Walking Out The Door.

"O__________O"
Tiny Followed Along, Nervous If He'll Die First.

~~~

~Later On~

Around Trollioplis, Branch And Rover Were Strolling Together After Poppy Forced Branch To.

"Gotta Say This Was Totally Unexpected Of You Branch, To Just Ask To Hang Out, Just Me And Youuu"
Rover Nudged.

"Yeah Well It's Not Like I'm Doing This Against My Will Or Anything So -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Well Since We Are Having Some Private Time Between Us, There Is Something I'd Like To Show You"
Rover Said.

"Oh Let Me Guess, Something That Will Make Something We Trolls Do Feel Useless Cause You Guys Do It Better, OH HOW FUN THAT WOULD BE!"
Branch Said With Sarcasm.

"Respect The Sarcasm There But Nope! It's This"
Rover Turned Branch's Head.

It Was The Black Pod House With A Bunch Of Locks Branch Was Trying To Sneak Into.

Branch Gasped.
"....It's...."

"Now I'm Not Gonna Lie, I Saw You Trying To Sneak Over Here On That Cord And Kept Failing. So I Thought Why Don't I Show You Instead"
Rover Smirked.

Branch Gulped And Backed Up.
"U-Um Now That I Think About It, I Don't Need To Check Anymore- SOOO I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAAAY"

"OH C'MON I INSIST~"
Rover Pushed Branch Forward.

"NONONO REALLY ROVER, IT'S OKAY"
Branch Tried To Move Back.

"DON'T WORRY IT'LL BE FUN"
Rover Kept Pushing Branch Towards The Pod.

"NO PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYMORE!"
Branch Begged.

"ALMOST THEREEEE"
Rover Said.

"NO NO NO WAITTTTT!!!"
Branch Said.

Rover Made It To The Door Of The Pod And Pushed Branch Inside.

"HEHEHEHEEHEHEHE"
Rover Cackled And Locked The Door.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Branch Screamed Out Loud.

"Annnd Flick"
Rover Turned The Lights On.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH- wait"
Branch Opened His Eyes.

Inside The Pod, Was A Private, Big Open Spaced, Luxury Man Cave. With A Snack & Food Bar, Slushie Machine, Massage Chairs, And A Large Boombox For Music.

Branch Blinked And Looked Around.
"Uhhhhh....First Whoa. Second, What Is This Place?"

"This Is What I Like To Call....My Man-Pod"
Rover Gestured.

"Your Man-Pod? For What?"
Branch Asked.

Rover Threw A Pretzel In His Mouth.
"For Alone Time Of Course!"

Branch Gasped At That.
"Y-You....Like......Alone Time?"

"Pfff- Duhhh! Who Wouldn't? I'm Not Some Troll Who Attempts To Have Alone Time But Always Interrupted"
Rover Chuckles.

"Yeahhhh...Heh Heh"
Branch Rubbed His Arm, Knowing That Was True About Him.

"Yep, This Is Where I Can Just Relax, Problem Free, And For Sometimes When Chloe And Her Sister Get To chiT chAtTy"
Rover Made A Talking Gesture With His Hand.

"Okay This Is Actually Amazing!"
Branch Said.

Rover Nods.
"Mhm, And It's Got Everything! Snacks, Massage Chairs, Slushie Machine, High Quality Boombox Music"

"And Even! Lookie!"
Rover Pointed Up On The Wall.

Up On The Wall, Was A Large Photo Portrait Of Dwayne Trollson.

"Dwayne Trollson?!?!"
Branch Said, Shooketh.

"Yuuup!"
Rover Said.

"He's A National Treasure.."
Branch Said.

"Tellin You Branch, This Place Is The Best For Private Manhood Time"
Rover Hopped In A Massage Chair.

Branch Walked Around.
"Wow! Wow! Wow! I Gotta Tell Gary To Upgrade Our Bunker"

Branch Bumped Into A Table, With Two Jars Of Cookies And Brownies.

"Oooh Browniesss....Hey Um Rover? Can I Uh-"
Branch Pointed At The Brownie Jar.

"Help Ya Self Man"
Rover Allowed.

Branch Grinned And Put His Hands In The Jar.
"Hehe, Don't Mind If I Do-"

S N A P !

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Branch Screamed His Stick Off.

Rover Heard The Scream And Got Up And Went To Branch.

Branch Took His Hand Out Of The Jar, In Which A Mouse Trap Snapped His Fingers.

"Ah Ah Ah Ow Ow Ow Ow"
Branch Said In Pain.

"Oooh Yeah Forgot About That"
Rover Snatched The Mouse Trap Off.

"YOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!"
Branch Screamed Again.

Rover Threw The Mouse Trap Out The Window And Probably Hit Someone.

"W-WHYYY IS THERE A MOUSE TRAP IN YOUR BROWNIE JAR?!"
Branch Asked.

"Incase If Someone Came In And Tried To Steal It, Duhhh! Gotta Think Outside The Box Branchooo"
Rover Tapped Branch's Head.

"Owieeee"
Branch Rubbed His Fingers.

"But Hey! I Haven't Shown You The Best Part About This Place! Wanna See?"
Rover Asked.

Branch Shook His Head.
"N-No, I Choose Life"

"Cmonnnnn, It's Worth It, Trust Me"
Rover Insured.

~~~

~In The Back Of The Pod~

Rover And Branch Were Sitting Around In A Steamy, Bubbly, Jacuzzi Hot Tub.

"Ahhhhh~ A Built In Jacuzzi For One....Or Two In This Case 😌"
Rover Gestured.

"Wow Uh....You Really Made This Place A Man's Paradise Huh?"
Branch Asked.

"A Man Needs It After Hard Work, And Not The Hard Work From Cleaning A Rock Every Week Right?"
Rover Chuckles.

Branch Laughed Along.
"HAHAHAHAHA....Right.....Sureee Heh Heh"

"Ahhhhhh~"
Rover Layed Out, Showing His 6-Pack Abs.

Branch Saw Rover's Abs, And Looked Down To Feel His 4-Pack Abs.

"So Tell Me Branch, What Do You Think Of Our Wonderful Trollioplis"
Rover Asked.

Branch Stopped Feeling His Abs.
"OH UM- It's Veryyyy Uhhh...High...Standard?"

"Well Thank You, We Do Try"
Rover Said.

"Yeahhhh....A Little Too Hard"
Branch Mumbled.

"Huh?"
Rover Opened One Eye.

"Nothing! Heh"
Branch Grinned.

Rover Raised His Eyebrow, But Shrugged.

"So Um, About What You Said Before, Is This Really A Problem Free Place For You?"
Branch Asked.

"Absolutely. But Some Times I Come In Here To Help My Community"
Rover Said.

"Really? How?"
Branch Asked.

"Well A Man Wants To Focus And Process How To Make His Home Better, So I Believe That Private Time Really Lets You Think Of What To Do"
Rover Explained.

"Ohhhh"
Branch Said.

"That And Incase You Disagree With Your Partner"
Rover Added.

"Your Partner? You Mean Chloe?"
Branch Said.

"Mhm. Marriage Goes Through A Lot Of Disagreements, It's Something To Get Used To, Trust Me"
Rover Said.

"Yeahhhhh True"
Branch Thought Of Him And Poppy's Disagreements.

"But Certainly Wouldn't Be A Problem With You And Poppy"
Rover Chuckled.

Branch's Ear Twitches.
"Yeahhh....Wait- Hold On. What Are You Trying To Say?"

"Hey, I'm Just Saying, You Two Getting Married And Always Disagreeing With Things, Probably Will Lead You To Not Get Married After All And Then You Won't Have To Worry About Arguments All The Time"
Rover Said.

"Excuse Me! Me And Poppy Have Disagreements Alot But Doesn't Mean We Won't Get Married Over Them"
Branch Said.

"I Meannn, Pretty Sure You Two Fussed Over Whether To Come Here To Trollioplis Or Not"
Rover Shrugged.

"So What If We Did!"
Branch Said.

"Mhm. Annnd Who Was The First To Disagree With That"
Rover Smirked At Branch.

Branch Remembered Back To When He Disagreed To Come Along First Back At Trollstopia.

"It Doesn't Matter! So What If Me And Poppy Aren't Necessarily A Perfect Couple? No Couple Is Perfect!"
Branch Said.

"Mmm"
Rover Said.

"And You Know What Else Isn't Perfect? THIS PLACE! You Trolliens Think Everything Here Is All Bright And Beautiful! WELL NEWS FLASH, IT ISN'T! JUST A POLISHED UPGRADED WASTELAND THAN TROLLSTOPIA!"
Branch Yelled.

"Well Of Course You Would Say That! You Trolls Think You're So pOpuLaR And Have Better Reputation! Nothing But Simpletons!"
Rover Yelled Back.

"I Knew I Was Right At First Not To Come Here! You Trolliens Are Just Making Tensions Rise With Us! -.-"
Branch Said.

"Well If Tensions Rise, So Does The Heat -.-"
Rover Turned Up The Heat In The Jacuzzi.

The Bubbles Started To Pop Up More In The Water As The Heat Rose.

"AAAAAAAAOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!"
Branch Screamed And Launched Up In The Air From The Burning Heat.

~~~

~At The Royal Trollien Pod~

With The Door Slightly Open, Poppy Peeked In And  Slowly Walked In Quietly.

"Hello? Chloeeeee?!"
Poppy Called Out.

"Chloe You Home?!'
Poppy Asked Out.

"Heyyy Poppy!"
Chloe Walked Down The Stairs.

"Phew! Good You're Home!"
Poppy Went Over To Her.

"Everything Okay?"
Chloe Asked.

"Oh Yeahhhhh! Everything's Goin Just Fineeee! PEACHY LIKE MA BOOTY HEH HEH 👍👍"
Poppy Gave Two Thumbs Up.

"Mmmm You Sure?"
Chloe Questioned.

Poppy Sighed.
"Okay Fine Not Really. Sorry To Say This Chloe But Branch Isn't Really Seeming To Adapt To The Trolliens"

"Really? Huh, Thought We Gave Off A Good Impression"
Chloe Shrugged.

"Oh It's Not Your Fault! Trust Me! He's Just....Branch. And Always Paranoid And Has Big Trust Issues"
Poppy Explained.

"Well I Can Understand That Girl, My Cousin Is Paranoid Too And Thinks Spoons Will Take Over The World"
Chloe Giggled.

"Wow Sounds Like Branch With His Bird Issue!"
Poppy Giggled Too.

"Sometimes I Just Wanna Tell Her i dOnT cARe iF yOu hAtE spOoNs, Like Thank U, Next!"
Chloe Snapped Her Fingers.

"Exactly! See, You Get It. But Just Wanna Apologize If Branch Ever Showed Any Negative Vibes Towards You Guys Cause You All Are So Nice!"
Poppy Smiled.

"Of Course, It's Alright We Understand"
Chloe Nudged Poppy.

Poppy Sighs Of Relief.
"PHEW! Thank Gosh Cause We Didn't Wanna Travel ALLLL Across The Flippin Universe Just To Be A Problem To You Guys!"

As Chloe Listened To Poppy, Her Smilie Slowly Went Down To A Firm Look.

Poppy Kept Talking.
"Which Is Also A Good Relief Cause My Dad Who Told Me Our Backstory Was Just Very-"

Suddenly, The Lights In The Pod Went Out And Left One Spotlight Shining On Poppy.

Poppy Blinked, Confused.
"Uhhh...Chloe? What's Uh...Going On With The Um-"

Then As Some Background Music Played, The Background Around Poppy Turned Into Black n White Stripes.

Two Trollien Backup Dancers Appeared In Front Of Poppy, Dancing In Synch And Singing Softly.

🎵 One less, one less,
Problem~🎵

Chloe Popped Up In A Sparkly Black Outfit, With White Heels.

Chloe Sang Up To Poppy.
🎵 Hey baby even though
I hate ya!🎵

🎵 I wanna love ya!🎵

🎵 I want
yo-o-o-u~🎵

🎵 And even though
I can't forgive you-🎵

🎵 I really want ta!🎵

🎵 I want
yo-o-o-u!🎵

🎵 Tell me,
tell me baby!🎵

🎵 Why can't
you leave me?🎵

🎵 'Cause even though
I shouldn't want it-🎵

🎵 I gotta have it!🎵

🎵 I want
yo-o-o-u!🎵

Poppy Just Watched Chloe And Her Dancers Sing, Trying To Understand.

🎵 Head in the clouds-🎵

🎵 Got no weight
on my shouldersss!🎵

🎵 I should be wiser
And realize that I've got!🎵

A Spider Landed On Poppy's Shoulder, Singing In A Deep Voice.

🕷 One less problem
without ya~🕷

🕷 I got one less problem
without ya~🕷

🕷 I got one less problem
without ya~🕷

🎵 I got
one less,
one less,
Problem!🎵

Poppy Started To Realize That Chloe And All The Trolliens Had A Problem With The Trolls Being In Trollioplis.

🕷 One less problem
without ya~🕷

🕷 I got one less problem
without ya~🕷

🕷 I got one less problem
without ya~🕷

🎵 I got
one less,
one less,
Problem!🎵

🎵 I got one less!
One yeahh~🎵
Chloe Vocalized.

🎵 I got
one less,
one less-🎵

🎵 Problem!🎵
Chloe Finished Off Right In Poppy's Face, With A Sassy Smirk.

Poppy Slowly Turned Around, Walking Away.
"......Annnnd I Just Got Served...Okaaay..."