Chapter 22
~Back In Trollstopia~
In The Middle Of The Village, BG Lead Holly And Val, To Show Them A Big Surprise.
BG Guided Them As They Kept Their Eyes Shut.
"Almost Thereeee, Just A Few More Feeeeet"
"The Anticipation Is Killing Me!"
Holly Grinned.
"I Swear If You About To Show Us Some Mariachi Men In Elderly Diapers, Imma Dip"
Val Said.
"Trust Me, Gonna Be Totally Worth It!"
BG Insured.
Val Shrugged.
"If You Say- OW!"
Val Accidentally Tripped Over A Bullfrog.
"WHAT THE-"
"Watch Yo Grapy Punky Feet Girl-"
The Bullfrog Hopped Away.
"Latina Girl, You're Supposed To Be Guiding Me! I Can't See!"
Val Said.
BG Helped Val Up.
"Sorrrry"
"Tell That To My Ankle!"
Val Said.
"Oh Walk It Off Val, It's Not Like You Have A Choice To Or Not"
Holly Said.
Val Groaned.
"Ugh, True"
"Okay Now STOP!"
BG Stopped Holly And Val.
"Are We Here?!"
Holly Asked.
BG Nods.
"Mhm! You May Open Your Eyes In Uno, Dos, TRES!"
Holly And Val Didn't Open Their Eyes From BG's Counting.
".....That Means One, Two, Three"
BG Translated.
"Ohhhh"
Holly And Val Opened Their Eyes.
Holly Gasped With Cutesy Eyes.
" G A S P
M Y
S T A R S 😱 🤩 "
Val Crossed Her Arms.
"Huh"
BG Smirked.
"I Know Right 😏"
It Was Trollstopia All Fixing Up Mixy's Surprise Birthday Party, And Everything Was Huge And Grand, Unlike Any Birthday Party Before.
With Each Section Of The Party, Having Fun Activities Of Each Tribe Mixy Is A Mix Of.
BG, Holly, And Val Took A Walk Around The Party As The Trolls Kept Working.
"IT'S SOOOOO BOOTIFUL Y'ALL!!! AAAAAAA!!! IMMA CRY HAPPY OL' PINK PATHER TEARS-"
Holly Wiped A Tear.
"Wow...You...Really Went All Out On This Huh?"
Val Said.
BG Nodded.
"Of Course! It's My Specialty 😌, Let Me Show You Around Amígas!"
"Here In The Country Section Of The Party, We Have A Little Cuddle Pup Rodeo And The Famous Country Troll Spicy Chilli"
BG Gestures.
Gust Tumbleweed Stirred The Chilli In The Pot.
"Mmmm, Mm! Smell Darn Tootin' Already"
Holly Ran To Gust.
"OOOOH GUST! May I Have A Taste Test?!"
"Go Right On Ahead"
Gust Tipped His Hat.
Holly Took A Big Spoon And Took A Taste Of The Spicy Chilli.
"Mmmm~ Dang Ya'll, Got A Good Tang To It!"
Holly Said As Smoke Came Out Of Her Ears And Eyes And Mouth.
"Over Here We Have A Techno Dance Floor With Glow Sticks Attached To Neon Balloons"
BG Gestured.
Laguna Finished Crafting The Dance Floor.
"Crafted By Youre Truly!"
"Lookin Good Laguna! 👍"
BG Said.
Laguna Took Out Her Notepad.
"Note: The Latin Pop Troll Appreciates My Craftsmanship....Unlike John Cena Didn't Care To Come And Appreciate It -.- I WILL SEE YOU CENA!!!!"
"Moving On To The Classical Section, Where Mixy And His Friends Can Enjoy A Little Concert Of Fine Symphony"
BG Gestured.
Minuet Held Up Her Music Sheet.
"The Piece Is Complete!"
Val Suddenly Farted.
"Had To Let That Out"
Minuet Was Passed Out On The Ground From The Inappropriate Noise.
"Mkay, Next Is The Funk Section! Where Trolls Can Do Arts And Crafts To Make Different Funk Science Inventions....The Supplies Ready Girls?!"
BG Asked.
"Does This Answer Your Question?!"
R&B Said.
R&B Threw A Glitter Grenade In The Air, Hit A Falcon, And Exploded The Word: "YES"
BG Blinks.
"Ummm.."
"So Like, I Can Make A Total Electrifying Guitar Outta Those Supplies That Can Make Me Destroy The School Industry Powered By Funk Science?!"
Val Asked.
"Hmmm....NO TO THE NO!"
R&B Reply.
"Oh.."
Val's Ears Went Down.
"You're In Luck Val, Causeeee The Rock Section Of The Party Features Guitar Lessons For Trolls!...While Wearing Mens Tights"
BG Pointed.
Val Gasps.
"GASPPPSSPSPS....You Really Get Me 🥺"
BG Shrugs.
"Yeahhh I Do"
Synth, Lownote, And Dante Came By To The Area.
"AYYYYOOOO, We Got The Napkins!"
Synth Grinned.
"Origami Napkins To Be Precise"
Dante Corrected.
"Hah Hah, Even A Origami Napkin Shape Of Kevin Hart. Oh Hoooo, He Is A Legend"
Lownote Smirked.
"Great! Which Means The Party Is Almost All Set For Mixy!"
BG Told Them.
"YAAAAAAY!"
The Trolls Cheered.
"Wait Wait, Hold On Y'all. What About The Cake?"
Holly Asked.
"Cake?"
BG Raised Her Eyebrow.
Smidge Came To BG With The Clipboard.
"Ohhh Yeahhh BG, We Forgot To Do A Cake!"
BG Realized.
"Oh Wait I Just Remembered! I Asked R&B To Whip Up A Cake"
"Oooooh, About That BG.."
R Said.
"We Might Have A Slight Issue With That"
B Said.
"Huh? Why?"
BG Asked.
"Well We Went To The Desert Dimension For A Big Special Cake-"
B Said.
"Buttttt....Ended Up Finding This Kinda Cake"
R Points.
A Wormhole Opened Up And A Mutant Toilet Cake Hopped Out.
"SWEET SWEET FLUSH FLUSH- BLRAAASRRHHH!!!!!"
The Mutant Toilet Cake Roared.
"AHHHHH!!!!"
Everyone Screamed.
The Mutant Saw Legsly's Long Legs And Saw Them As Twislers.
"BLARRREHSHWHAQQH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAEEEEEE!!!!!"
Legsly Ran Away Like Spinel.
"W-Wh-?! We Can't Survive A Mutant Cake That Looks Like Something From Monsters Vs. Aliens!"
BG Said.
"Thennn What Do We Do For A Cake?"
Smidge Asked.
BG Thought And Tapped Her Chin.
"Hmmm....Well I Don't Know. But It Has To Be The Sweetest And Best Cake Ever!"
Synth Gasps.
"OOOOH! Dubstep Told Me He Has A Secret Jar Of The Best Frosting Ever! I Bet We Could Use That"
"Uhhh, Sugar, Why Tell Us That If It Was A Secret?"
Holly Questioned.
"....Ohhh....This Is One Of Those Brain Fart Moments"
Synth Felt Dumb And Frowned.
"We Can Use That!"
BG Suggested.
"Then You 3 Boys Go Fetch The Frosting"
Val Instructed To Synth, Dante, And Lownote.
"Wait WHAT?!"
Synth Said.
"No Way! Absolutely Not! Branch Has All Different Kinds Of Traps In His Alarm System In Case Of Someone Breaking In!"
Dante Said.
"We'll Never Make It Out Alive"
Lownote Said.
Val Nodded.
"Exactly. Now Shoo"
"Ughhh..."
The Boys Groaned And Went To Branch's Bunker.
~~~
~At Branch's Bunker~
Synth, Dante, And Lownote Went Down The Elevator And Into The Bunker.
The Platform Made It Down, And The Boys Looked Around.
Synth Took Easy Steps.
"Okaaaaay....So Far So-"
"BEAR TRAPS!"
Dante Pointed.
Synth Jumped And Clinged To Lownote's Neck.
"OH NO I'M DEADDD!!!! DEAAADDDD!!!!!!! DEEEEAAADDD!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Um, Synth, The Bear Traps Are 2 Feet Away-"
Lownote Gestured.
Synth Opened One Eye And Noticed.
"....oH-"
Synth Got Down.
"Why Does This Bro Have So Many Bear Traps?! TROLLSTOPIA HAS NO BEARS!"
"Although That Man Biggie Is The Size Of One"
Lownote Said.
"Good Point....LOOK! The Vault Room With The Secret Frosting!"
Synth Pointed.
"Soooo Anyone Have A Idea How To Get Passed The Bear Traps To The Vault Room?"
Dante Asked.
Synth And Lownote Thought, Then Turn Their Heads To Dante With A Idea.
Dante Looked Down At Them As The 2 Smirked At Him.
Dante Sighed Deeply.
"Hhhh....Fine! Fine! Alright!"
~~~
Dante Carried Synth And Lownote In His Hands To Fly Over The Bear Traps.
"HHHHH- T-TOO....M-MUCH.."
Dante Strained.
As They Made It To The Valut Door, Dante Dropped Synth And Lownote.
"Good Job Bro!"
Synth Grinned.
"Yeah...Yeahh....Hhh.."
Dante Fainted On Lownote's Back.
Synth Went To The Door And Opened The Door By Twisting The Wheel Handle.
The Vault Door Opened, To Reveal A Room With A Hill, And Ontop Of The Vill Was The Jar Of Secret Frosting.
"We're In!"
Synth Was About To Run In.
Lownote Stopped Synth.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa! Hold It, There Are More Traps"
Synth Scoffs.
"Pfft- Where?"
Lownote Picked Up A Heavy Rock And Threw It In The Room.
The Rock Got Shot With Sharp Arrows, Sharp Darts, Razor Blades, 6 Chainsaws, And Fire From The Ground.
Synth Blinked.
".....Oh...Those Traps"
"Well We Can't Possibly Go In There!"
Dante Said.
"Oh We Can, We Just Gotta Be Light On Our Feet"
Lownote Said.
Synth Tapped His Chin.
"Hmmm....Orrrrrrr"
Synth And Lownote Smirked At Dante Again.
Dante Groaned.
"Ughhh, Okay! Okay!"
Dante Grabbed Synth And Lownote And Flew Through The Vault Room.
Dante Made It Across The Room, To The Hill And Put Synth And Lownote Ontop.
"Thanks Again Bro!"
Synth Thanked Again.
"WHEW....Oh My I Should Work Out"
Dante Breathed Heavily.
Lownote Looked Down.
"And Lookie Here"
Synth Gasped At The Jar.
"OHHH HO HO HO YESSS!"
Synth Picked Up The Jar.
"WE GOT IT! 😄"
Suddenly, The Bunker Alarm And The Security Lazer Beams Came On Around The Boys.
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The Boys Knew They Fuqed Up.
"•______•"
~~~
~Outside The Bunker~
Synth, Lownote, And Dante Crawled Out Of The Bunker, Beat Up And Injured From The Traps Going Off At Them.
"Well?"
Val Said.
"Got The Frosting?"
Holly Asked.
"H-H....H-H-Hereee..."
Synth Handed Over The Jar.
BG Held The Jar Of Secret Frosting.
"Looks Like We Got Cake"
~~~
~Meanwhile~
On The Road Of Lonesome Burrows, Cooper Continued His Journey To Catch Up To The Other Trolls.
Cooper Looked Down At The Caterbus Tracks On The Road.
"Hmmm.."
Cooper Looked Up At Lonesome Burrows.
"They Must've Gone In There, YES!"
Cooper Cheered.
Cooper Skipped Down The Road.
"Saving Third Wheel Justiceeeee! Saving Third Wheel Justiceeeee!"
Cooper Stopped.
"Oh-"
Cooper Looked Around Him At The Bunnies Of Lonesome Burrows.
The Bunnies Looked At Cooper, Confused Of What He Was.
Cooper Blinked.
"Huh. Must Be A Furry Convention...AND I'D FIT RIGHT IN! HAHAHAHAHA"
The Rabbit Named Peter, Towards Cooper.
"Hey! You!"
"Oh Hey Dude! Loving This Rabbit Fest! Is Lola Bunny Or Jessica Rabbit Here Orrrr?"
Cooper Wondered.
"What Are You?"
Peter Asked.
"Me? I'm Cooper! Ron Funches, Prince Of Funkkkk, Cupcake Shitzerrrr"
Cooper Said.
Peter Shook His Head.
"No No, I Said WHAT Are You?"
Cooper Understood.
"OHHHHH! I'm A Troll! And Kinda On Another Solo Mission To Catch Up To My Twin Brother And His Girlfriend. And Also To My Friends, Poppy, Branchhh, Biggieeee-"
"Wait Wait....Do You Mean...Them?"
Peter Held Up A Copy Of The Wanted Poster Of Poppy & Branch.
Cooper Gasped.
"WHOAAA! How Did You Get A Photo Of My Friends?!"
Peter Chuckles.
"You Really Wanna Know How?"
Cooper Nods.
"YEAH! Did You Sell A Photo From The Furry Ghetto?! :D
~~~
Cooper Got Thrown In Lonesome Burrows Jail.
"I Should've Said I Was Shaggy 🙁"
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