Chapter 9
~Around Manhattan~
Down The Streets Of The City, The Trolls Continued To Stroll Along The Sidewalk, Admiring The New World.
Poppy Pointed A Several Different Things.
"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Poppy Saw Two People Making Out Amongst A Pole.
"WOW!!!"
"What Do You Mean Wow? They're Freaks Getting...Well...FREAKY!"
Barb Said.
"I Know But It's Still Adorbs!! EEE!!"
Poppy Squealed.
Branch Was Going Through His Book Of Wormhole Worlds.
"I JUST DONT WANT GET IT! THIS WORLD ISN'T ANYWHERE IN MY MANUAL! 📘"
"Maybe This World Is Forbidden To Our Reality"
Prince D Said.
"Or Maybe We're In UR-ANUS! HAHAHAHA, OH THAT JOKE IS SO OUTDATED"
Cooper Laughed To Himself.
Barb Rolled Her Eyes.
"Ugh, C'mon Dums Dums, We're Not In Uranus"
"WAITTTT...Could Be A Possibility"
Trollex Shrugged.
Branch Flipped Through His Manual Book.
"No No No NO NO NO GAAAH! I CAN'T FIND IT!"
"BRANCH! Enough With This-"
Poppy Grabbed Branch's Manual And Yeeted It Out In The Street.
The Manual Landed In The Street And A Truck Came By And Squashed It.
"AH!"
Branch Pulled His Ears.
"-And Enjoy The Atmosphere!"
Poppy Gestures, And Marched Forward.
"Pfft, Yeah Right. More Like The Atmosphere Of Death -.-"
Branch Crossed His Arms.
"Oh Hush, You're Just Upset Cause There Are No Other Paranoid Worry Wumps Around To Complain Like You!"
Poppy Grinned Up At Him.
"Hmph"
Branch Pouted.
Trollex Flew Down To Them.
"So Uh, About The Legendary Scrapbook, How Exactly Are We Supposed To Find That In A Big World Like This?"
Poppy Stopped To Think.
"Geeeee I Don't Knowww, Wanna Answer That One Branch? -.-"
"Why You Always Gotta Put Me On The Spot Like That-"
Branch Said.
"Well No One Else Would Ever Spotlight You So Better Take Advantage Of It"
Barb Said.
"Whatever. And No, I Don't Wanna Answer That"
Branch Turned Away.
"And Why's That?"
Poppy Put Her Hands On Her Hips.
"....Cause I'll Be A Embarrassed Doofus-"
Branch's Ears Went Down.
"UH HUH, MR. TRACKER FLINGER!"
Poppy Said.
"OKAY OKAY IN MY DEFENSE...It Was Very Good Timing 😁"
Branch Grinned Innocently.
"UGGGGHHHHH!"
The Group Groaned.
"HEY HEY HEYYYY HOLD YOUR GROANS, We Still Have The Greatest Tracker Of All! Me 😌"
Branch Pointed At Himself.
"Welp, We're Doomed"
Barb Gave Up.
"How Can You Possibly Track A Scrapbook In This Kind Of Place"
Prince D Said.
"Cause DreamWorks Provided Me With This! 👃"
Branch Pointed At His Nose.
"OHHHH, YOUR WATERMELON SIZED NOSE"
Cooper Said.
"NO! IT'S AVERAGE SIZED!"
Branch Said.
"Sure. Whatever You Need To Tell Yourself Heh Heh"
Trollex Patted Branch's Shoulder.
"Pwwweeeaaasseeee? 🥺"
Branch Gave Poppy The Puppy Eyes.
Poppy Sighed.
"Fineeee, You Can Track It"
Branch's Ears Perked Up.
"YESSS!! Thank You! I Love You!"
"Awwww"
Poppy Awed.
"Don't Make Me Crap, Just Track!"
Barb Said.
"OKAY!"
Branch Nodded.
Branch Got Down On The Ground On All Fours, And Used His Big Nose To Sniff Out The Legendary Scrapbook.
"Okay I'm Getting Something...It's Square Sized...Little Gold Like GoldenTheFangirl....THIS WAY!"
Branch Crawled Forward While Sniffing.
Poppy Sighed Dreamily.
"He's Perfect, Isn't He?"
Barb Shrugged.
"For Your Standards-"
The Trolls Went To Follow After Branch Attempting To Track The Legendary Scrapbook.
~~~
~Around A Alleyway~
Branch Continued To Sniffs Out The Scent Of The Scrapbook, Leading The Trolls To A Trashy Dirty Alley.
"Getting Anything Yet?"
Poppy Asked.
"Picking Up More Scents...Annnd...IT'S IN THIS ALLEY..."
Branch Said.
Branch Bumped Into Something And Looked Up.
"HERE IT ISSSS!!!"
It Was A Old Gold Box Of Panties, With Flies Swarming Around It.
"Oooeewww.."
The Group Gagged And Looked Away In Disgusted.
"Well Now We Know You're Not Just Trash, But Yet You Can Detect Trash Too. Oh The Irony"
Barb Rolled Her Eyes.
"BUT BUT...BUT I THOUGHT..."
Branch Said.
Poppy Stroked Branch's Hair.
"Awww Hun Bunnn, Your Nose Is Terrible, It's Okaaaay"
"NO! NO! I'M GONNA TRY AGAIN!"
Branch Got Back On All Fours.
"But B! It's Not Here!"
Prince D Said.
"YES IT IS, MY NOSE NEVER LIES!"
Branch Crawled Around, Sniffing More.
"Braaaannnncchhhh!"
Poppy Went After Him.
Barb Groaned Into Her Hands.
"DUDE! ENOUGH WITH THIS! Besides You Look Ridiculous Doing That! Lookin' Like Some Kind Of-"
Suddenly, The Noise Of Paws Crawling Could Be Heard Around The Alley.
Poppy Helped Branch Stand Up.
"You Hear That?"
The Trolls All Turn Around Behind Them And Gasped In Synch Of What They Saw.
A Gang Of 4 Alley Cats Came Walking Down Towards Them, With A Black Cat Named "Butch", A Orange Cat Named "Lightning", A Brown Cat Named "Meathead", And A Big Fat Gray Cat With Stripes Named "Ash", With Mischievous Looks On Their Faces.
"Well Well Well, Look At What We Got Here Fellas"
Butch Chuckled To Himself.
Trollex Immediately Got Scared, And His Pupils Shrunk.
"C-C-Cats.."
The 4 Alley Cats Started Circling Around The Trolls, Intimidatingly.
"Ya Know, If I Wasn't A Betting Cat, I'd Say These Hairheads Were Sneakin' Around Our Alley"
Butch Said.
"That's Sure What It Looks Like!"
Lightning Said.
"Uh Huh, This Is Our Alley, Which Means....This Is Our Alley! YUH!"
Meathead Said.
"YEAH! HAH HAH, OURS GOIEHE"
Ash Laughed To Himself.
"Uhhh Haaaiiii, We Mean No Trouble! We're The Trolls By The Way!"
Poppy Grinned.
"Annnd Who Exactly Are You Pussy Cats?"
Barb Questioned.
"The Owners Of This Alley! And You're Walking In It"
Butch Said.
"OHHH, Sorry! We Didn't Mean To Trespass Your Alley-"
Poppy Apologized.
Butch's Ear Twitched.
"Wait Hold Up, So You WERE Trespassing?"
"NO NO..THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN...I-I-I JUST UM...WELL-"
Poppy Didn't Know What To Say As She Was Nervous.
Lightning Looked Down At Trollex.
"Oooo Lookie Here, A Blue Colorful Fish"
"He Must Be Sweet And Chewy Like Candy, Cause Candy Is...Well...Sweet And Chewy!"
Meathead Said.
Ash Licked His Lips.
"MMM, FISHY FISHY HAH HAH"
Trollex Remained Still, Gulping And Sweating Fearfully.
"O______O"
Branch Grabbed Poppy's Arm And Slowly Dragged Her Out The Circle.
"We Shouldddd Head On Outttt..."
Butch Turned To The Two Sneaking Away.
"Whoa Whoa, Where Do You Think You Two Are Going"
"WE UHHH...TO CLEAN UP OURSELVES CAUSE I HAVE SEVERELY WET MYSELF SO- OOF!"
Branch Accidentally Bumped Into Something.
Poppy And Branch Look In Front Of Them And Mouth's Dropped Down.
A Pink Hairless Sphynx Cat Named "Ellie" (Voiced By "Kate McKinnon"), Who Was The Leader Of The Alley Cats, Looked Down At Poppy & Branch With A Smirk.
"You Two Lost?"
Ellie Questioned.
Branch Quickly Stood In Front Of Poppy.
"UMMM...NOT EXACTLY.."
Poppy Held Onto Branch's Arm.
"WE WERE JUST LOST AND-"
"Caught Them Lurking Around The Alley Ellie"
Butch Said.
"And Then You're Gonna Gang Up On Them? Oh No No No No No! That's Not How You Treat Guests!"
Ellie Said.
"But Ellie, They-"
Butch Said.
"Hush Butch! They're Visitors And You're Making Them Feel Uncomfortable! Boys! Back Off Of Them Now!"
Ellie Ordered.
"Hmph"
Butch Rolled His Eyes.
Lightning, Meathead, And Ash Moved Away From The Trolls To Stop Circling Around Them.
"YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!"
Barb Yelled.
"PUSSIES!"
Cooper Shouted.
"COOPER!"
Trollex And Prince D Say.
"I Meant In Context That They're Cats :D"
Cooper Said.
"I'm So Sorry, We Cats Are Always On The Defense Here In The City. New York Is Crazy"
Ellie Said.
"That's Okay! Trust Me, I Know Plenty Of People Like Thaaaat.."
Poppy Eye-Balled Branch.
"Pfft-"
Branch Scoffed.
"Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I'm Ellie, The Leader Of The Alley Cats"
Ellie Gestures.
"And I'm Poppy! Leader Of The Trolls! This Is My Boyfriend Branch And My Friends Barb, Trollex, Prince D & Cooper!"
Poppy Introduced.
"HAI!"
Trollex Waved.
"Yo!"
Prince D Greeted.
"CATS :D"
Cooper Said.
"Blarg-"
Barb Attempted To Greet.
"So What Brings You To Our Alley?"
Ellie Questioned.
"Oh! Well We Are On A Quest To Find The Missing Legendary Scrapbook!"
Poppy Said.
"Legendary Scrapbook?"
Ellie Raised Her Eyebrow.
Poppy Nodded.
"Yes! Have You Seen It? It's A Pretty Looking Book With Glitter Gold Colors! It's Really Magical! It's Like Whatever You Put Into It, Becomes True To Us Trolls! And-"
As Poppy Was Busy Talking, Ellie Turned Her Attention At Poppy's Beautiful Pink Hair, Staring & Admiring It.
Poppy Continued Talking.
"So Whoever Has It Must Have Turned Our World To A Totally Apocalypse!"
"Ooh That Does Sound Horrific I'm Sure. Also Gotta Say, I Really Love Your Hair, A Gorgeous Pink Color"
Ellie Said.
"Awww Thank Youuu! Some Trolls Just Get Lucky With This Kind Of Hair 😌"
Poppy Stroked Her Hair.
"Well It Sure Is Eye Gazing. Some Cats Don't Get Lucky With Hair And That's How Our Breed Is. Like Me, I'm A Hairless Sphynx And We Don't Get To Have Beautiful Fur, And Pet Owners Wouldn't Want Cats Like This"
Ellie Explained.
"Awwwwww!"
Poppy Awed.
"Awwwww :,)"
Ash Wiped A Tear.
"-.-"
Butch Slapped Ash In The Back Of The Head.
"But If Only A Cat Like Me Could Get Such Good Hair Like Yours"
Ellie Came Closer To Them.
"Uhhh.."
Poppy Held Onto Branch Again.
Branch Got Suspicious Feelings And Backed Poppy Away.
"Yeahhhh That's Pretty Tragiccc...But We Should Really Get Going"
"And Such A Fluffy Texture That Could Really Make A Cat Happy~"
Ellie Played With Branch's Hair With Her Paw.
Branch Moved Ellie's Paw Away.
"Thank Youuu? And I'm Sure One Day You Will Get That Good Fur"
Ellie Approached Them Closer.
"Maybe I Don't Have To Wait For That One Day~"
Branch Backed Up To The Group.
"OH I'M SURE MIRACLE THINGS TAKE TIME HEH HEH...SOOO UM, WE'RE GONNA HEAD OUT"
"Slow Your Roll, You're Not Going Anywhere, You Just Got Here"
Ellie Said In A Dark Tone.
"THAT'S OKAY ANYWAY, WE GOTTA GET BACK TO OUR...SCRAPBOOK...FINDING.."
Poppy Grinned Nervously.
"We Can Help With That"
Ellie Said As The 4 Cats Sat Next To Her Side.
Branch Shook His Head.
"N-NO THANKS WE JUST GOTTA...YA KNOW..."
"RUN!!!!"
Poppy And Branch Yelled Out.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
The Trolls Immediately Ran Away Out Of The Alley.
".....Get Them"
Ellie Ordered Fiercely.
The 4 Alley Cats Followed Ellie's Order And Went To Go After The Trolls.
~~~
~In Central Park~
The Trolls Ran Out Of The Alleyway, And Ran Across The Street, Towards Central Park.
Right Behind Them, The 4 Alley Cats Were On Their Trail, Gaining Up To Them.
"AH! THEY'RE COMING!"
Trollex Pointed Behind.
"SPLIT UP! THEY ALL CAN'T CATCH US AL ONCE!"
Poppy Said.
The Trolls All Ran In Different Directions Through Central Park With The Alley Cats Going After Them.
Trollex, Prince D, & Cooper Ran Together In One Direction, With Lightning & Meathead Behind Them.
"THEY'RE GAINING ON US!"
Prince D Said.
"I THOUGHT I'D DIE IN MIRANDA COSGROVE'S ARMS THAN CAT FOOD 😭"
Cooper Cried Out Loud.
Trollex Remembered Something.
"HEY WAIT! I CAN FLY!"
Trollex Grabbed Prince D & Cooper's Necks And Floated Up High Enough In The Air.
"WHAT THE- A FLYING FISH?!?!"
Lightning Said.
"YA DON'T SEE THAT EVERYDAY"
Meathead Said.
"Well This Is New York So-"
Lightning Shrugged.
Meathead Nodded.
"True"
~~~
Barb Ran & Hopped From Rock To Rock, Trying To Get Away From The Big Fat Cat Ash.
"HHHHH...HHHH...SLOW DOWNNN"
Ash Breathed Heavily.
"CMON BIG CAT! CATCH ME! HA!"
Barb Teased.
"I...I CAN'T.."
Ash Slowed Down.
"Garfield Ain't Got Nothin On You...HEY LOOK DONUTS!"
Barb Pointed At The Park's Gate.
"DONUTS! OH YES! YES! OI-"
Ash Ran At The Gate And Got His Head Stuck.
"So Uhh...Where's The Donuts?"
Ash Wondered.
Barb Dusted Off Her Hands.
"Ha, Done And-"
Barb Looked Up In Front Of Her And Saw A Black Uber SUV Van Parked In Front Of Central Park.
"Oh Ho Ho Hoooo"
Barb Smirked.
~~~
As Poppy And Branch Dashed Away From Butch Sprinting Towards Them, Branch Held Poppy's Hand The Whole Way.
"BRAAANNNCCCHH! HE'S CATCHING UP!"
Poppy Said.
"WELL I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A CAT!"
Branch Replied.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA-"
Tiny Jiggled In Branch's Pocket.
"GOTCHA!"
Butch Leaped And Pounced At The Two Trolls.
"AH!"
Poppy And Branch Bounced Off The Ground And Into The Middle Of The Street.
"AWE DAAANGGGG!!!"
Tiny Flung Out Of Branch's Pocket, Into The Dirt.
"Owww.."
Both Groan, Sitting Up.
"HAAAAAA!!"
Butch Leaped At Them In The Air.
"AAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Poppy And Branch Held Each Other.
Suddenly, A Ice Cream Truck Came Down The Street And Hit Butch On The Front.
"OOP-"
Butch Yelped Out Loud.
Poppy And Branch Watch The Ice Cream Truck Drive Away, With Butch On It, Breathing Heavily.
"I Guess That's One Way To Deal With A Cat. You Okay?"
Branch Helped Poppy Up.
Poppy Dusted Herself Off.
"Yeah I'm Good! But I Hope The Other's Are Okay"
"LOOK OUTTTT!!"
Branch Pointed Behind Them.
The Uber SUV Van Drove At Them And About To Run Them Over.
"AH!"
Poppy Yelped As Branch Pushed Her Out The Way Before Getting Hit.
Trollex Poked His Head Out The Window.
"NEED A LIFT?"
"GUYS!"
Poppy Smiled Wide, Relieved.
"YEAH YEAH, NOW MOVE IT LOSE IT!"
Barb Said.
"LETS GO!"
Poppy Grabbed Branch's Hand And Ran After The Uber Car.
Poppy Used Her Hair Onto The Back Of The Car, And Swung Them Both Onto The Back.
Trollex Flew Out The Window To Grab Both Of Them At Once, And Flew Them Into The Car Window.
"You Two Good?"
Prince D Asked.
"If You Mean Almost Getting Mauled By Cats...Then Sure..."
Branch Faceplanted On The Car Seat.
"Tell babytrollmia When You Get Mauled You, She Would Enjoy The Death Of It ✋"
Barb Said The Truth.
~~~
On The Street, Butch Flung Off The Front Of The Ice Cream Truck And Landed On His Feet.
"Uggghhh..."
Butch Groaned.
Meathead And Lightning Went To Butch, Grinning Innocently.
"Heh Heh.."
Ellie Came And Slapped Them On The Heads.
"IDIOTS! YOU LET THEM GET AWAY!"
"But They're So Small And Fast!"
Meathead Said.
"WHO CARES?!?!? Ugh, And Where's Ash??"
Ellie Questioned.
Ash Walked To Them With A Donut In His Mouth.
"goIEhE"
Ellie Whacked The Donut Out Of Ash's Mouth.
"STOP GOOFING AROUND! We Need To Find Those Things And Get That Pink One's Hair!"
"And How Do You Suppose Us To Do That -.-"
Butch Glared.
"Sniff Them Out!"
Ellie Demanded.
Lightning Crawled Down Low On The Ground To Sniff Out The Trolls's Scent.
"This Way"
Lightning Pointed Ahead.
"Follow It
Ellie Told Them With A Strict Tone.
~~~
~Back In Central Park~
After Falling Out Of Branch's Pocket, Tiny Was Left Behind At Central Park, Stuck In The Dirt.
"MMM! MMMM!! MMMM!"
Tiny Tried Pulling His Head Out The Dirt.
Tiny Pulled His Head Out And Wiped His Face Off.
"PFFF- BLAH BLAH BLAH! UGH.."
Tiny Stood Up, Looking Around Him.
"Awe No...No No NO NO! THEY'RE GONE! AND I'M ALONE! AND LOST!"
Tiny Sighed Deeply.
"Great, Now What Am I Supposed To Do?! If I'm Not With Them To Write My Hip Hop Career In That Scrapbook, I'LL NEVER GET THE ATTENTION I DESERVE!"
Tiny Was About To Give Up, Until, Nearby Was A Crowd Of People Watching A Something.
Tiny Thought To Himself.
"Hmmm...If The Trolls Won't Pay Me Much Attention, Maybe These Tall Ugly Freaks Will!"
Tiny Ran Over To The Crowd Of People, And Carefully Made His Way Around Their Feet.
Tiny Hopped Up On A Bag And Tried To See What The People Were Watching.
The People Were Listening To A Man With Shades On, Pretending To Be Blind To Earn Money From Everyone By Playing A Piano. 🎹
"Hey Dad! That Blind Guy Is Playing A Piano!"
A Kid Pointed At The Man.
"New York Is Strange Son, Okay?"
The Kid's Dad Put Some Money In The Man's Hat.
"He's So Good, Even If He's Blind Too!"
A Woman Complimented.
"One Cool Dude"
A Man Complimented As He Bopped To The Piano Music.
More People Came By To Put Some Coins And Change Into The Man's Hat.
Tiny Noticed This And Started To Get A Idea, With His Mischievous Grinch Grin, That If He Could Earn Money, It Would Help His Hip Hop Career.
"mEHehHehEhE"
Tiny Rubbed His Hands Together.
The "Blind" Man Played His Piano Music Happily And Peacefully, Until He Noticed Something On His Keyboard.
Tiny Was Layed Out On One Of The Keys, Acting Like He Was Conducting The Music And Bopping To It.
"What The-"
The Pianist Raised His Eyebrow At Tiny.
The Pianist Tried To Remain Causal And Flicked Tiny Off The Keyboard.
"AH!"
Tiny Rolled Off The Keyboard.
"Dang.."
Tiny Rubbed His Head.
Tiny Got Upset Over That, But Was Not Ready To Give Up His Opportunity, And Formed A New Idea.
Tiny Slid In Front Of The Piano, And Began To Do Some Dance Moves To The Music, Slowly Getting The People's Attention.
"Look At That Thing!"
A Little Girl Pointed.
"Awww, Wow! Isn't He Cute?!"
The Girl's Mom Said.
"Ayeee He Killin' That Dance Though"
A Teenage Boy Said, As He Pulled Out His Phone To Record.
Tiny Kept On Dancing, And Doing Some Fornite Moves Like The Floss.
"👏👏👏👏"
The Crowd All Clapped For Tiny's Dancing And Threw Some Coins Around Him.
The Teenage Boy Who Was Recording Tiny Dancing, Posted Up The Video On Youtube, & Other Social Media. 📱
The Pianist Noticed How The Crowd Was Paying Attention To Tiny Than His Own Music.
The Pianist Reached His Hand Down To Try To Flick Tiny Away, But Still Trying To Act Blind.
Tiny Felt The Pianist's Finger And Got Annoyed, Then Bit His Finger.
"OIIIIIIIII—"
The Pianist Yelped And Fell Of His Chair, Onto His Keyboard Equipment.
The Crowd Gasp At That, While Tiny Was Trying Not To Laugh.
The Pianist Got On His Knees, And Noticed His Keyboard Was Broken In Half.
"N-N...NOOOOOO!!!"
The Pianist Screamed Out Loud.
Tiny Slowly Backed Away.
"Heh Heh...I Uh..."
"YOU LITTLE-"
The Pianist Quickly Grabbed Tiny In His Fist.
The Little Girl Picked Up The Pianist's Glassed.
"HEYYY! HE CAN SEE!"
"HE'S A FRUAD! HE'S A REGULAR MAN PLAYING THE PIANO!"
A Lady Blurted Out.
"I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"
A Man In The Crowd Demanded.
One By One, Each Person Reached Into The Pianist's Hat To Take Back Their Money.
"BUT...UGHHHHH"
The Pianist Opened Up His Fist To See Tiny.
"Uhhhh....What's Up Doc? 😁"
Tiny Farted Glitter Out His Butt Into The Pianist's Eyes.
"ARRRGHHHH!!!"
The Pianist Covered His Eyes.
Tiny Dropped To The Floor, And Immediately Took Off Running Away.
The Pianist Rubbed His Eyes And Stood Up, Holding His Broken Keyboard.
"YOU LITTLE INSECT RUNT!!!! IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU'RE DEAD! HEAR ME? DEAD!!!!"
The Pianist Yelled Of Anger.
Tiny Was Hid Behind A Tree, Breathing Heavily, Cannot Believing What He Just Did, Yet Felt Good About The Attention He Got.
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