~All On Social Media~

The Latest Dance-Rap Craze Has Gone Insane On Tik Tok Of A Little Troll Covered In Glitter!

Now Gone Viral On Youtube, A Troll Spotted In Central Park Just 2 Days Ago With 16 Million Views!

The Internet Is Going BONKERS Over This Little Troll From New York! Over 2 Million Likes!

Trending #1 On Twitter Is The Internet Sensation Of A Troll Break Dancing On Central Park! DID JESUS PROVIDE THIS?!

Next On Good Morning America, The Big City Had A Special Encounter With A Urge To Dance For The Public. Many Spectators Say It Was Truly A Once In A Life Time Experience To See A An Actual Character From The Popular Trolls Franchise, Dancing In Central Park. Luckily We Had A Chance To Catch This New Internet Star & Have Our Fellow Newscaster Michael Strahan Interview Him

~On The Interview~

Michael Strahan Sat Down In His Seat Across From Tiny's Seat.
"What's Up Tiny, Is It? It's So Cool To Finally Meet You In Person!"

Tiny Looked Up Cutely At Michael, Too Excited To Speak.
"Hi 😊"

"Man, The Internet Is Going Crazy Over Your Dancing Video And Just You Being Here In The Real World As An Animated Character!"
Michael Said.

"Hi 😊"
Tiny Repeated.

"How's It Like Being In The Real World Full Of People Unlike Your Kind? And How Did You Get Here?"
Michael Asked.

"Hi 😊"
Tiny Repeated Again.

"....You're High? Or Hi As In Hello?"
Michael Chuckled.

Tiny Shook His Head, Snapping Out Of It.
"Wait Wha- Huh?"

"I Asked What's It Like Being In This World Being Different From Your Own?"
Michael Asked Again.

"Oh! Sorry, Just...Never Been Interviewed Before...With Cameras And....Big Bright Light On Me 😳"
Tiny Looked At The Camera Nervously.

"Well That's What Happens When You Become Popular & Famous. You Get Interviewed For Your Success With The Spotlight Of Attention"
Michael Told Tiny.

Tiny's Ears Perked Up.
"Oooo, Center Of Attention You Saaay?"

Michael Nodded.
"Of Course!"

"And Like, No Busy Parents Will Reject My Career Paths And Always Pay Attention To Me?"
Tiny Questioned.

"I Mean Sure"
Michael Shrugged.

Tiny Stood Up On His Chair.
"WELL IN THAT CASE! I'LL TELL YOU MY HEROIC MISSION STORY IN THIS WORLD SINCE YOU ASKED!"

Michael Blinked.
"B-But...That's Not The Question I-"

Tiny Told His Story.
"SO I COME OUT OF THIS SWIRLY DRUGGED UP HOLE RIGHT? THEN I WALK AROUND THE STREETS LIKE YOOOO! THIS PLACE NEEDS A LITTLE RAZZLE DAZZLE! SO THEN I SWOOPED THROUGH THE AIR AND JUMPED INTO A CROWD OF ADORING FANS AND BROKE OUT MY DANCE MOVES! Which I'm Sure My Dance Move Was A Outdated Cringy Dance From A Video Game BUT IT WAS LOVED!"

"Well It Certainly Was Loved Tiny! Millions Of Views On YouTube, Likes On Instagram, People Doing Your Tik Tok Dance. It's Pretty Much Very Lit As All The Teens These Day Say!"
Michael Said.

"How Old Are You?"
Tiny Raised His Eyebrow.

"And Not Only That, But Many Celebrities Are Wowed By Your Dancing And Rapping Skills!"
Michael Said.

Tiny Gasped.
"GASPSPPS, REALLY?!?! I'M BEING RECOGNIZED BY CELEBS!"

"Yup! Haven't You Seen The Posts And Tweets?? Nick Cannon, Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson, Cardi B, Saweetie, Kim Kardashian"
Michael Listed Out.

"Is She The Girl With The Big Butt?"
Tiny Tilted His Head.

"Not Only That, But Recently Rapped Flo Rida Tweeted Out How Impressed He Was With Your Rapping Skills On Your Tik Tok Video!"
Michael Said.

"Whoa.."
Tiny Couldn't Believe The Attention He Caught From Celebrities.

"Flo Also Mentioned In His Tweet How He Would Love To Meet Up With You For A Possible Collab"
Michael Read Out To Tiny.

"A COLLAB WITH A POPULAR RAPPER?!?!?....I'm Listening~"
Tiny Smirked Intrigued.

~~~

~In Alabama~

After Driving For A Few Hours Throughout The Night In Their New Car, The Trolls Reached To Their Next State: Alabama.

Barb Layed Out In The Backseat, Scrolling Through Her iPhone.
"Nope, Ugh, Bleh, Meh, Eh, Bland, Lame, Seen It, Balooga"

Barb Suddenly Came Across A Trending Photo Of Tiny Diamond On Twitter.

Barb Gasped Out Loud.
"😱😱😱😱😱!!!...................Eh"

Silas Sighed In His Hands.
"So Lemme Get This Straight, You Guys Have Been Getting Chased Around By STREET ALLEY CATS THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!"

"Well When You Put It Like That You Make It Sound Bad"
Branch Said.

"IT IS BAD! IT'S VERY VERY BAD!"
Silas Replied.

Branch Tapped His Chin.
"Hmmm....In What Form?"

"UGHHH!"
Silas Facepalms.

"No No Don't Worry Silas! They're Gone Now! They're Still At The Hotellll No Biggieeee Heh Heh"
Poppy Chuckled Nervously.

"But I Don't Understand, You Guys Said You Fought Them Off Before"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Well In All Fairness...Branch Said That, Not Me"
Poppy Gestured.

"Why You Gotta Put Me Out On The Spot Like That-"
Branch Said.

"Sorry Mom, I Just Thought You'd Think I Was More Adventurous Like You If We Did Fight Them Off.."
Poppy Rubbed Her Arm.

Queen Lavender Held Poppy's Cheek.
"Awe Sweetheart, You Don't Need To Make Up A Lie Just To Seem Adventurous"

"The Lie Branch Made, Mhm"
Poppy Nodded.

"OH C'MON!!!"
Branch Yelled Out.

"How's About While We're Here, I Can Teach You Some Moves. Ya Know, How To Survive This Place"
Queen Lavender Suggested.

"OO! I'd Love That! Especially How You Took Out Those Cats! YOU WENT ALL SUICIDE SQUAD ON THEM!"
Poppy Said.

Queen Lavender Chuckled.
"It's All In The Skills From Being Here So Long"

Squeakles Turned From The Wheel.
"Don't Be So Modest Lav! YOU'RE A TOTAL BADSASS!"

"😱😱"
Poppy & Branch Gasped At What They Thought Was A Curse Word.

"I Said Bad-Sass"
Squeakles Said.

"Phew.."
Poppy And Branch Sighed Relieved.

"But Squeakles Is Right Mom! YOU'RE A BOSS AT THIS WORLD!"
Poppy Said.

"LIKE THE BOSS BABY! HA HA! 😄"
Trollex Laughed To Himself.

Cooper Grabbed Trollex's Throat.
"WE NEVER, EVER...COMPARE OURSELVES TO ALEC BALDWIN BABY 👺"

Trollex Struggled To Breathe.
"U-U-UNPLEASANT.."

"Good News Is That We're Still On Track, Entering Our Next State! Alabama!"
Queen Lavender Announced.

"Ayyy Alabama Got A Nice Ring To It! Like If Alabama Had A Sweet Home In It!"
Prince D Said.

"Word Of Advice...That Phrase Or Song Doesn't Mean What You Think"
Squeakles Said.

Prince D Raised His Eyebrow.
"Huh...Sweet Home...Alabama...I Don't See It 🤷‍♂️"

The Car Began To Drive Through The City Of Montgomery In Alabama, As It Was The State's Capital.

"All We Gotta Do Is Keeping Going Straight Through This State With No Interruptions"
Queen Lavender Said.

As Silas Looked Out The Window At Montgomery City, He Saw Sights Of Water On The Ground From Rain, Community Workers Spraying Their Hoses Of Water, And The Sprinklers In The Grass Sprinkling Water.

Silas Started To Feel Something And Couldn't Hold It In.
"Guys.....I Have To Pee 😳"

"What?! NO NO NO YOU DO NOT! WE ARE NOT STOPPING! NOOO SIRRRR YOU CAN HOLD IT
Branch Shook His Head.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! I GOTTA GO! I WAS LOOKING AT WATER STUFF OUT THE WINDOW"
Silas Gestured.

"THEN STOP LOOKING AT WET THINGS! It'll Go Through Your Head 😒"
Branch Rolled His Eyes.

"Why Didn't You Just Go Back At The Hotel Last Night?!"
Poppy Questioned.

"CAUSE I WAS BUSY SEARCHING FOR AQUAMAN OVER HERE"
Silas Gestured To Trollex.

"Do I Take That As A Insult Orrr..?"
Trollex Said.

"JUST TRY TO HOLD IT IN BUDDY, CROSS YOUR LEGS!"
Poppy Said.

"WHAT?! NO! THAT NEVER HELPS! AND HOLDING IT IN WILL MAKE IT WORSE! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS"
Silas Replied.

"He's Got A Point"
The Boys All Say.

Barb Continued Swiping Through Her iPhone, Until It Shut Off From Low Percentage.

"Oh No No NO NO NO NO!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Barb Screamed Out Loud.

"What's Wrong With You Now??"
Branch Said.

"MY PHONE DIED! N-NO SCREEN TIME...N-NO PHONE...N-NO INTERNET....THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! EEEEEAAAAAEEEE!!!!"
Barb Hollered Like A Llama. 🦙

"Sorry, We Don't Have A Charger Barb"
Queen Lavender Said.

"I'LL GO MAD!!!"
Barb Pulled Her Mohawk.

Branch Snickers.
"Like If You Already Aren't-"

"-.-"
Barb Flung Her iPhone At Branch's Head.

"YOI-"
Branch Got Knocked In The Head And Flopped To The Ground.

"EVERYONE JUST RELAX! Remain Calmmmm"
Poppy Said.

"HOW CAN I REMAIN CALM?!?! I GOTTA PEEEEEE!!"
Silas Yelled Out.

"MY PHONE IS DEEEAAADDD!!"
Barb Yelled Out.

"PEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Silas Said.

"DEEEEEAAAADDD!!!"
Barb Said.

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 💦"
Silas Repeated.

"DEEEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!!! 🔪👙"
Barb Shook Her Hips Like Shakira.

"UGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Squeakles Jumped Down And Slammed On The Brakes.

The Car Came To A Complete Sudden Stop In Front Of A 7-Eleven Store.

Everyone's Eyes Widen From The Sudden Stop.
"O________O"

"BARB! USE SILAS'S PHONE!"
Squeakles Hopped Down From The Wheel And Threw Barb Silas's Phone

"Yey! 😄"
Barb Said Cutely And Laid Back Down.

"Heyyy!"
Silas Said.

Squeakles Swung To The Door Handle And Unlocked It.
"SILAS! GO LEAK YOUR DINGY DOWN THE DRAIN IN THERE!"

"THANK YOU!"
Silas Got Out The Car And Ran Into 7-Eleven.

"Wow Squeaks, You Handled That Perfectly"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Sorry, You Guys Are More Rowdy Than The Loud House! AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING"
Squeakles Said With Her Eye Twitching.

"Sometimes I Wonder Why We Even Reference Other Studios-"
Branch Said.

Barb Scrolled Through Silas's Phone, Giggling At All Of Silas's Photos.

Branch Hopped In The Backseat.
"Are You Looking At Silas's Personal Stuff?"

"Yeah, This Kid Has No Style In Poses, Can You Believe He Starred In Smurfs 2?"
Barb Said.

"I Don't Even Know Or Wanna Know What Smurfs Are, BUT YOU CAN'T INVALIDATE PEOPLE'S PERSONAL STUFF!"
Branch Told Her.

Barb Scoffs.
"Pfft- Where"

Branch Took Out His Book Of Positivity 📘 And Opened It.
"It Says On Page 1078, Digital Personal Property From Humans In The Real World Will Ruin The Wise Positivity In Your Mental Mindset And Can Result In Guilty Diarrhea!"

"UGH! ENOUGH OF YOUR POSITIVITY AND DUMB BOOKS!"
Barb Snatched Branch's Book And Yeeted It Out The Car Window, Into The Street.

Branch Looked Out The Window.
"NO! MY BABY!"

"I Thought I Was Your Baby-"
Poppy Said.

"HUSH!"
Branch Covered Poppy's Mouth For A Second Then Jumped Out The Window.

"BRANCH!"
Poppy Said.

"I'M COMING FOR YOUUU!"
Branch Ran Out Into The Street.

"BRANCH, COME BACK IN HERE! THE STREET IS DANGEROUS!"
Queen Lavender Said, Concerned.

Branch Picked Up His Book And Snuggled It Close.
"ARE YOU OKAY?! DID THE MEAN PUNKER GIRL THAT AngelaXribbles SIMPS FOR HURT YOU?!"

"BRAAANCHHH!"
Poppy & Queen Lavender Shout.

Branch Kissed His Book And Put It Back In His Hair.
"Don't Worry, I'm Not Gonna Lose Another Book Again. Now Let's GoooooaaaaAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Before Branch Could Walk Away, A Animal Control Van For PetSmart Came To A Sudden Stop In The Street, Almost Hitting Branch.

"mOtHer..."
Branch Fainted On The Ground From Fear.

The Driver & The Passenger Who Worked For The Animal Control, Walked Out And Took A Look Down At Branch.

"Oh My! Look At This!"
The Driver Of The Van, Amy, Pointed Down.

"What Is It??"
The Passenger Of The Van, Harold, Looked Closely.

"Looks Like A Strange Somewhat Blue...Critter? And It's Passed Out! Aww Poor Thing"
Amy Held Her Heart.

"Oooeww, Look At It's Big Ears...We Better Bring It Into The Store!"
Harold Went To The Back Of The Van.

"OH NO BRANCH!"
Poppy Was About To Jump Out.

"POPPY WAIT!"
Queen Lavender Pulled Poppy Back In.

Amy Picked Up Branch In Her Hands And Walked To The Back Of The Van With Harold.

Harold Opened Up The Van, Where A Bunch Of Empty Cages Were Inside For Other Stray Animals.

"Here You Go Little Guy!"
Amy Opened Up One Of The Cages And Layed Back Inside It Then Locked It.

"Let's Bring Him To The Store!"
Harold Closed The Back Of The Van.

Branch Slowly Opened Up His Eyes And Sat Up.
"A-Am....Am I Dead..?"

Branch Stood Up And Noticed The Cage He Was In.
"What The-"

Branch Shook The Cage, Realizing He Was Locked In.
"....Oh Poop-"

Harold And Amy Went Back To The Front Of Their Animal Control Van And Got Inside To Drive Off To PetSmart.

"NO NO BRANCH!"
Poppy Gripped Onto The Window.

"-.-"
Everyone Slowly Turnef Around To Barb In The Backseat.

Barb Awkwardly Rose Up The Phone To Take A Picture Of Their Angry Faces.
"#TimeOfTheMonth"

Silas Opened Up The Door And Got Back In The Car.
"I Leaked And Ready To Go!"

Silas Looked Around The Car.
"Uh, Where's Branch?"

Everyone Pointed Out The WindowAt The Van, At The Same Time.

Silas Saw The Van Leave.
"Okay, What Is With You Trolls & Getting Kidnapped?"

"SQUEAKLES FOLLOW THAT VAN! HURRY!"
Poppy Said.

"HOLD ON!"
Squeakles Shouted.

Queen Lavender Jumped Onto The Gas Pedal, As Squeakles Turned The Wheel To Drive Off To Follow The Animal Control Van.

~~~

~At PetSmart~

The Animal Control Van Drove Into Their Parking Spot, And Amy & Harold Walked Out To Get The Cage Out The Back.

Harold Opened The Door To See Branch Gripping On The Cage.
"Hey It's Awake!"

"U-Uhh.."
Branch Trembled In Fear.

Amy Grabbed The Cage.
"Don't Worry, You'll Love It Here Whatever You Are!"

Branch Gulped.
"Mother.."

Harold Shut The Door And Both Walked Towards The PetSmart Entrance.

Suddenly, The Car Of The Trolls Drove Into The Plaza Of Where The PetSmart Was.

Squeakles Parked Next To A Tree.
"WE'RE HERE!"

"LET'S GO!"
Poppy Jumped Out The Window.

"Rest Of You Stay Put!"
Queen Lavender Told Them And Followed Behind Poppy.

Poppy Tried To Run Fast Enough To Catch Up Before The Doors Closed.
"NO NO NO NO!"

The Automatic Doors Closed Shut Before Poppy Could Run Inside.

"SUGARPLUMS!!!"
Poppy Cursed.

Poppy Jumped On The Matt, Hoping The Doors Would Open.
"CMON CMONNN"

Queen Lavender Made It To Poppy.
"That Won't Work Poppy! We're Too Light"

"BUT....Branch...🥺"
Poppy Put Her Hands Against The Door.

Queen Lavender Looked Inside.
"Hmmm, This Is A Pet Shop"

"Pet Shop??"
Poppy Said.

"It's To Adopt A Pet Or Buy Supplies For Your Pet"
Queen Lavender Replied.

Poppy Groaned.
"What Are We Gonna Do?!? We Gotta Get Inside Before Branch Gets ADOPTED!!! I Mean Who Wouldn't Adopt Him, He's Adorable As Ever Can Be BUT WHAT DO WE DO!?!?"

Queen Lavender Began To Think And Looked At Harold & Amy Through The Window.

Queen Lavender Came Up With A Plan.
"If We're Ever Gonna Get Branch Out Of There, We Gotta Find A Way For Us To Get Inside Just Like He Did"

Poppy Turned To Her Mom.
"I'm Listening"

~~~

~Inside PetSmart~

Different Kinds Of Animals To Own As Pets To Adopt Were Inside, As Well As Supplies For One.

Amy Passed By The PetSmart Manager.
"We Caught One! We're Not Sure What It Is But It Was Out In The Street!"

The PetSmart Manager Looked Closely At Branch.
"Hmmm.."

Branch Backed Up In His Cage And Gripped Onto The Bars Behind Him, Nervously And Shaking A Bit.

"Unique. He'll Be Our Top Seller For Sure! Put Him Next To Our Other Top Adoption Sellers"
The PetSmart Manger Instructed.

Amy Went Over To The "Top Adoption Sellers" Section Of The Store, Where The Best Pets Were Ready To Be Adopted.

Amy Unlocked Branch's Cage And Put Branch Down In Big Hamsters Cage.

"OOF-"
Branch Fell On His Butt.

Amy Took Out A Name Tag Sticker To Write For Branch's Species Type And Stuck It On The Glass.

The Name Tag Sticker Read: "Blue Hamster".

Branch Looked Up At The Sticker.
"Really? .______."

Branch Sighed To Himself.
"Of Course This Would Happen To Me...It's Like A Troll Law! Branch Abuse & Torture 101!"

Branch Banged On The Glass, Trying To Find A Way To Bust Out Of The Hamster Cage.

"Psst, Newbie"
A Voice Whispered.

Branch's Ear Twitched At The Voice And Looked Around Him.

"Ay, Over Here Blue Boy"
A Second Voiced Called Out.

On Branch's Left Side In Another Cage, Was A Hamster Named "Ham", (Voiced By Keegan-Michael Key), And A Guinea Pig Named "Guin", (Voiced By Jordan Peele).

"If You Think, You're Here To Take Our Top Adoption Spot, You're Wrong"
Guin Said.

"DEAD WRONG!"
Ham Said.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"What? No! I Have To-"

"Cheat? Slither Yourself Into An Owners Arms? -.-"
Ham Glared.

Branch Shook His Head.
"No! I Need To-"

"An Owner To Showe You WITH UNCONDITIONAL LOVE?! Join The Club Man"
Guin Said.

"YEAH JOIN THE CLUB!"
Ham Repeated.

"You Don't Under- UGHH! JUST HELP ME GET OUTTA HERE!"
Branch Banged In The Glass.

Ham Nodded.
"Oh I'll Help You 😊, WITH MA POOP!"

Ham Started To Throw His Poop Pebbles, But Failed Cause Of The Glass In Between Them & Branch And He's Too Short.

"UNH! UNH! TAKE THAT!"
Ham Continued To Throw.

"Get 'Em, Haha! Get Em"
Guin Cheered On.

Ham Turned To Guin.
"Guin, What You Doin?"

"Hm?"
Guin Looked At Ham.

"I Cannot Reach Him, Help Me Out Brotha"
Ham Said.

"Well Sorry Man, I'm Not A Furry Mind Reader So.."
Guin Rolled His Eyes.

"What's Not To Understand?"
Ham Said.

"Huh?"
Guin Said.

"You Gon' Make Me Say It?"
Ham Said.

"Wha-?"
Guin Said Confused.

Ham Sighed.
"With My Short Lil Self And The Glass, I Cannot Reach To Throw My Dump Pebbles"

"Ohhh"
Guin Started To Understand.

"🙄"
Branch Rolled His Eyes, And Continued To Bang On The Glass.

"See This Is What I'm Talkin 'Bout Guin, You Need To Learn To Pay Attention, God Gave You A Big Motherdunkin' Belly, But Also A Mind For Your Listening Skills"
Ham Told Guin.

Suddenly, A Poop Pebble Got Throw At Branch's Head From Above.

"What The-"
Branch Looked Up.

"HA! HOW YOU LIKE THAT CHEATA!"
Ham Got Throw Up From Guin To Throw Poop Pebbles At Branch.

"WABAM!"
Ham Threw Another Poop Pebble At Branch.

"HAHAHA! OH OH, CAN'T STOP MY POOOOOP! SLAM!"
Ham Sung And Threw Another Poop Pebble.

"AS LONG AS YOU GOT YOUR SUIT & TIE, YOU GOT SOME COCO PEBBLES! BAM!"
Ham Threw One More Poop Pebble At Branch's Head.

"._________________."
Branch Just Stood There, As He Got Hit With Poop Pebbles.

"My Man!"
Ham Fist Bumped Guin.

"My Man!"
Guin Fist Bumped Ham Back.

Ham & Guin Laughed To Themselves.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

"HE GOT HIT WITH SH*T! 🤣"
Ham Laughed.

"IT'S THE RHYME FOR ME! 🤣🤣"
Guin Banged His Hand As He Laughed.

Branch Glared At Both Of Them.
"-.- Idiots.."

~~~

~Outside Of PetSmart~

Meanwhile Outside, Poppy & Queen Lavender Came From Around A Bush With Rocks In Their Hands.

"Ready?"
Queen Lavender Said.

Poppy Nodded.
"Ready!"

Poppy & Queen Lavender Began To Throw Little Rocks At The Door Of PetSmart.

Inside, Harold & Amy Were Working Until They Heard The Little Bangs On The Window.

"You Hear That?"
Amy Said.

"Yeah...Sounds Like...HEY LOOK!"
Harold Pointed At The Door.

"😝😝"
Poppy & Queen Lavender Stuck Their Tongue's Out And Ran Away.

"MORE OF THOSE CRITTERS!"
Amy Said.

"WE GOTTA BRING THEM IN!"
Harold Said.

"AFTER THEM!"
Amy Said.

Amy & Harold Ran Out The Doors After Poppy & Queen Lavender Who Ran Down The Sidewalk.

Poppy Turned Around.
"UHHH MOM, THEY'RE KIND GAINING ON US!"

"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT! OVER HERE!"
Queen Lavender Pointed At A Trash Bin.

There Was 4 Different Holes To Throw In The Trash Bin, Poppy & And Queen Lavender Jumped In Different Ones.

Amy & Harold Made To The Trash Bin And Stopped, Confused Of Where They Went.

"Where'd They Go??"
Amy Said.

Inside The Trash Bins, Poppy & Queen Lavender Tried To Keep Quiet And Hidden.

"Okay We Got Them To Us Mom, Now What?"
Poppy Asked.

"We Have Some Fun~ Time To Teach You Some Real World Survival"
Queen Lavender Replied.

Queen Lavender Poked Out Of One Of The Holes, Waving At Harold & Amy.

"THERE!"
Harold Went To Whack Queen Lavender.

Queen Lavender Ducked Back Inside The Trash Just In Time.
"See!"

"OOO! But What Makes That So Fun?"
Poppy Questioned.

"Cause They Actually Think They Have A Chance"
Queen Lavender Gestured.

"Oooo, Hehehe"
Poppy Started Smirking.

Poppy Poked Her Head Out Of One Of The Holes, As Amy Went To Hit Her, Poppy Ducked Back In.

Both Started To Poke Their Heads Out Before Either Harold Or Amy Could Hit Them Like Whack-A-Mole.

Poppy Poked Her Butt Out The Hole.
"CAN'T TOUCH THIS!"

"PFFFT-"
Queen Lavender Laughed A Bit.

Harold Whacked Poppy On Her Butt, Making Her Fall Back In The Trash.

"OW! Guess He Could Touch This"
Poppy Rubbed Her Butt.

Queen Lavender Chuckled.
"Now Let's Confuse Them!"

Poppy And Queen Lavender Began To Jump Out Their Holes Into Different Ones To Confuse Harold & Amy.

"WOO!"
Poppy Jumped From 2 At A Time, Actually Having Fun With This.

Until, Amy Reached In The Trash To Grab Poppy's Hair And Pull Her Out.

"AH!"
Poppy Yelped.

Harold Reached In To Grab Queen Lavender's Hair As Well To Pull Out.

"Gotcha!"
Harold Said.

"N-Now What?"
Poppy Whispered.

Queen Lavender Reached In Her Hair To Take Out A Rubber Band, And Flung It In Harold's Eye.

"OI-"
Harold Yelped And Dropped Queen Lavender To Rub His Eye.

"Ooo!"
Poppy Wanted To Try The Same Technique.

Poppy Reached In Her Hair To Take Out A Candy Wrapper, And Threw It At Amy, But The Candy Wrapper Was Too Light And Fell Down.

Poppy Looked At Amy.
"Heh Heh.."

Queen Lavender Grabbed The Same Rubber Band And Flung It At Amy's Ankle.

"OWIE!"
Amy Flinched Her Leg And Dropped Poppy.

Poppy & Queen Lavender Started To Run Away With Harold And Amy Going At Them Again.

"WOW! THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUN!"
Poppy Said.

"AND THERE'S MORE OF THAT EVERY CORNER OF THIS WORLD!"
Queen Lavender Replied.

Poppy Felt Excited Of That.
"I LOVE IT!!!"

~~~

~Back In PetSmart~

Branch Was Still Dealing With Ham & Guin's Torture To Him.
".____________."

Ham Got Thrown Up Again By Guin And Threw More Poop Pebbles.
"MANS GONNA NEED A WHOLE LAKE TO BATHE FROM!"

"THE WHOLE PACIFIC!"
Guin Added.

Branch Sighed.
"How Do I Get Outta Here....Hmm, What Would Poppy Do?"

Branch Looked Up Ahead At The Automatic Doors, And Saw A Man About To Leave The Store.

Branch Smirked With An Idea.
"She Would Do That"

Ham Got Thrown Up, About To Throw More Poop.
"EVEN IN A BUNKER, YOU HIDE FROM THE-"

Branch Shot His Hair Up At Ham, Wrapping His Hair Around Him In Mid Air.

"AAAAAHH!! LET GO OF ME!"
Ham Yelled Out.

Branch Watched The Man Upfront, Waiting For Him To Get Closer To The Door.
"Wait For It..."

"GUIN GET YOUR BIG BEHIND UP HERE AND GRAB MA FOOT! BRING MEH DOWN!"
Ham Said.

"HOLD UP HOLD UP, I GOTCHU"
Guin Reached Up And Grabbed Ham's Foot.

Branch Saw The Man About To Leave The Doors.
"Annnnd...NOW!"

Branch, With His Hair Wrapped Around Ham & Guin Hanging On, Flung Them Forward, Making The Weight Pull Him Out The Cage, Launching Across The Store.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Ham & Guin Held Each Other.

"CMOM CMONNN"
Branch Anticipated.

The Man Walked Out The Store, Making The Automatic Doors Open, And Slowly About To Close.

"ALMOST THEREEEEE.."
Branch Said.

Suddenly, The Doors Closed On Branch's Hair, Cutting It Making Ham & Guin Get Flung Outside.

"YOOOOIII-"
Ham & Guin Shouted Out.

While Branch Pulled His Hair From In Between The Doors And Fell Back On The Matt.

"DANGIT! CMON! OPEN!"
Branch Rapidly Tried Jumping On The Matt To Make The Doors Open.

Until, A Young Girl Named Lee, Walked Across The Store And Spotted Branch.

Lee Gasped And Ran To Branch.
"O M G, MOMMY LOOK AT THIS PET ANIMAL!"

Branch Turned Around.
"AH!"

Lee Picked Up Branch To Hold Him Up.
"MOM, HE LOOKS JUST LIKE BRANCH FROM THE TROLLS MOVIES!"

Lee's Mother, Chantal, Looked At Branch.
"More Like The Filthy Uglier Version-"

".__."
Branch Did The Face At The Mother.

Chantal Sniffed Branch.
"UGH! AND HE SMELLS LIKE CRAP...Are You Sure About This One? You Already Have A Pet At Home!"

"YES! THIS ONE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD BOY! Or Is It A Girl Version?"
Lee Tilted Her Head.

"Of Course.."
Branch Mumbled, Rolling His Eyes.

"Okay, But Ya Know Your Brother Is Gonna Be Jealous That You Got A New Pet And Not Him"
Chantal Said.

"His Loss!"
Lee Hugged Branch Close With A Tight Squeeze.

"ARGH-"
Branch Yelped.

Poppy & Queen Lavender Finally Made It Into PetSmart With The Doors Open.

"FINALLY WE MADE IT! NOW WHERE'S BRANCH?"
Poppy Looked Around.

"WAIT MOVE BACK!"
Queen Lavender Grabbed Poppy And Rolled Behind Some Plush Toys.

Both Looked Up To See Branch In A New Cage, Getting Bought & Adopted By The Young Girl And Her Mother.

"NO NO NO! HE'S GETTING ADOPTED!"
Poppy Pulled Her Ears.

The Young Girl And Her Mother Walked Out Of PetSmart With Branch In The Cage.

"CMON AFTER THEM!"
Queen Lavender Ran Behind And With Poppy Following.

~~~

~Back Outside~

Ham & Guin Got Stuck In A Tree And Landed On A Tree Branch Together.

"So That's What Gravity Feels Like.."
Ham Said.

"Yup, Like Drugs"
Guin Rubbed His Head.

"Hey Look! Little Boy Blue Got Adopted!"
Ham Pointed Down.

"He Used Us And Threw Us Out? That Dude Went Wrong With This One"
Guin Said.

"WE COMIN' FOR YOU SMURF MAN!"
Ham Shouted.

The Young Girl And Her Mother Got Inside Their Car, Closed The Doors And Were About To Drive Off, While Poppy & Queen Lavender Ran Behind.

"HOP ON THE BACK!"
Queen Lavender Pointed At The Back Of The Car.

Both Used Their Hair To Swing Onto The Back Of The Car, Next To The License Plate.

Both Breathed Heavily Out Of Breath.
"HHHH...HHH...HHH.."

"W-WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO BRANCH?"
Poppy Asked Concerned.

Queen Lavender Rubbed Her Daughter's Back.
"Remain Calm Hon, We Won't Let Anything Happen To Him"

Poppy Continued To Have Nerve Wrecking Thoughts About Branch, As The Car Drove Off Into The Street.

Ham & Guin Jumped Down From The Tree.
"WE'RE COMINNNNGGGG!!"

Guin Got Stuck In Between Some Twigs.
"Oop-"

Ham Got Frustrated.
"AWEEEE GUIN YOU MESS ME UP IN WAYS I CAN'T UNDERSTANDDDD!"