Chapter 14
~Meanwhile At DreamWorks Animation Studios, California~
Inside One Of The Conference Rooms, Sergei Was Looking Inside The Legendary Scrapbook, Chuckling Menacingly To Himself.
"Hehehehe, Soon I Will Own All Of This And I Will Call The Shots...Mostly Beer Shots From Low Standard Hookers~"
Sergei Said To Himself.
"Sir!"
Jerry Popped Up Behind Sergei.
"GAAAAHWAKAFLAKA-"
Sergei Flinched And Screamed Like A Hooligan.
"Oh! Sorry Sir, Didn't Mean To Frighten You"
Jerry Said.
Sergei Sighed And Stood From His Chair.
"Jerry....What Do I Always Tell You About Sneaking Up On Me?"
"To Not Do It When You're Talking To Yourself Scheming....Or Private Time With Your Dates"
Jerry Replied.
"EXACTLY! SO DON'T DO IT!"
Sergei Yelled.
"But....You Haven't Had Dates In A While Sir"
Jerry Said.
"STILL! WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN, DON'T DO IT!"
Sergei Said.
"Alrighty Then, I Just Came To Tell You That The Voice Actors For Each Troll Character Are Flying In To California As We Speak"
Jerry Told Sergei.
"EXCELLENTTTT! Once They Come And Attend The Campaign On Saturday And Sign The Contract With Me...I Will Turn This Demonizing Troll Kiddy Franchise Into Something Much Much...Bigger"
Sergei Said, Looking Out The Window.
"Big Like Your Abs Sir?"
Jerry Said.
"Indeed. I Can See You Read My Sergei Assistant Handbook"
Sergei Said.
"Well I Had To, You Sent Me 17 Copies"
Jerry Said.
"Well If You Are To Work For Me, It Has To Be Precise"
Sergei Said.
"Just As Precise As It Is To Make This Franchise Better Than Worse"
Sergei Held Up The Legendary Scrapbook.
"AND ESCAPE AWAY ALL MY EMOTIONAL FEELINGS-"
Sergei Gripped The Legendary Scrapbook Tightly.
Sergei Inhaled And Exhaled.
"For The Better Of The Company Of Course 😁"
Jerry Cleared His Throat.
"Uhm, Probably Not My Place To Ask But...What Could Have This Innocent Little Movie Possibly Done To Make You Have A Grudge Against It So Much?"
"YAH!"
Sergei Flung The Legendary Scrapbook At The Wall, Making A Loud Bang Noise.
"0_____0"
Jerry Flinched At That.
"....I'll Tell You What It Did -.-"
Sergei Began To Tell His Explanation.
~~~
~Flashback,
4 Years Ago, In 2017~
In A House In Beverly Hills, Veronica, Sergei's Girlfriend, Walked Down The Stairs With Sergei For A Surprise.
Sergei Covered Veronica's Eyes.
"No Peeking, Don't Looook"
"Sergeiii What's Going On? Where Are You Taking Me?"
Veronica Questioned.
"Not Til The Lasttt Secondddd...Stay Right There!"
Sergei Moved Away From Veronica.
"What Is Itttt?"
Veronica Begged For A Answer.
"Annnnd...Open Them!"
Sergei Allowed.
Veronica Opened Her Eyes To See Sergei Decorated A Trolls Themed Anniversary Date For Her.
"TA-DAAAAA!"
Sergei Presented All The Decorations.
Veronica Blinked At Everything.
"Ohhhh Wowwww...It's Trolls...Again-"
"Yeahhhh! Wanted To Make This Anniversary Extra Special For Us With Something That Means Happiness! And Trolls Have Happiness In Their Movie! Feels Just Like Last Year We Watched It Together On Our First Date.."
Sergei Sighed Dreamily.
"Cause It Was Last Year, Exactly On This Day"
Veronica Said.
"Yup! And Oo! Gotcha Lil Something For You Too 🎁"
Sergei Took Out A Little Gift Box.
"Oh Sergeiiii, You Shouldn't Haveee.."
Veronica Was About To Take The Gift.
"Oo! Wait, I Wanna Instagram Live A Video Of Your Reactionnnn!"
Sergei Took Out His Phone And Opened Up Instagram.
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!/I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOUUU!"
Sergei & Veronica Said Different Things At The Same Time.
Sergei Slowly Turned To Veronica.
"What..?"
"Thanksss?"
Veronica Awkwardly Took The Gift From Sergei.
"B-But...W-Why..Wh-What...I-"
Sergei Studdered His Words.
"Look Sergei, You're A Great Guy And All But...The Trolls? Seriously?"
Veronica Said.
"I Just Thought That We-"
Sergei Said.
"No Sergei! They're For Little Kidsss, And I Need A More Mature Relationship"
Veronica Added.
"But...I-"
Sergei Said.
"So Now That We're Broken Up, You Have Time To Grow Up"
Veronica Sassed At Sergei And Walked Away.
Sergei Couldn't Believe What Just Happened To Him, And Looked Around At All His Trolls Decorations.
In The Background On A CD Player, The Trolls Soundtrack Blasted: "Move Your Feet".
🎵 EVERYBODYYY!
MOVE YOUR FEET-🎵
Sergei Started To Hyperventilate Heavily, Looking At All The Trolls Stuff That Ruined His Relationship.
🎵 -AND FEEL UNITED!
OOOOOOH~🎵
Sergei Went On His Knees And Screamed Out Loud Dramatically.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
~End Of Flashback~
Sergei Was Looking Up At The Ceiling, In The Same Position He Was When He Screamed On His Knees.
Jerry Just Stood There, Awkwardly.
".....Did...She Ever Come Back Desperate? :D"
"NO YOU PINHEAD! SHE NEVER CAME BACK! THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE IN SO LONG! THOSE IDIOTIC HAPPY GO-LUCKY TROLLS RUINED MY LIFE!!"
Sergei Yelled Out.
"..."
Jerry Took One Step Back.
"Oh Veronica...My Sweet...Sweet Kinda Flat Veronica.."
Sergei Sniffed A Bit.
"That's Why I'm Doing This! Why I Became The Franchise's New Investor! By Saving Every Child's Future From Their Interest In Trolls...Into A More Edgier, Mature And Dark Kind Of Trolls! THAT EVERYONE WILL LOVEEE!"
Sergei Screamed Out.
"Don't You Think It's Kinda Bad Of How It Might Affect Those Who Loved The Original Trolls..?"
Jerry Asked.
Sergei Scoffed.
"Pfft, Of Pleaseeee, With This Gold Scrapbook I Can Make Anyone Love Anything~"
"Mm.."
Jerry Had Doubts About That.
"Besides...How Bad Could It Be?"
Sergei Evily Grinned Like The Grinch.
"...Is This The Time I Hand You A Mic?"
Jerry Asked.
"If You Would Be So Kind-"
Sergei Put His Hand Out.
Jerry Quickly Took Out A Random Microphone From His Suit And Gave It To Sergei.
Sergei Started A Pop-Rock Evil Beat In His Mind, Bopping His Head To It And Humping The Air To The Beat, As He Began To Sing.
🎵 How ba-a-ad
can I be?🎵
🎵 I'm just doin' what
comes naturally!🎵
🎵 How ba-a-ad
can I be?🎵
🎵 I'm just followin'
my destiny!🎵
🎵 How ba-a-ad
can I be?🎵
🎵 I'm just doin' what
comes naturally!🎵
🎵 How ba-a-ad can I be?🎵
🎵 How bad
can I possibly be?!🎵
"Pretty Bad 🤷♂️"
Jerry Shrugged.
Sergei Sung His Way Around The DreamWorks Campus, Like A Fool.
🎵 There's a principle
in business!🎵
🎵 That everybody
knows is soundddd!🎵
🎵 It says the people
with the money-🎵
🎵 Make this ever-loving
world go 'round~🎵
Sergei Shook His Hips Around In A Circle.
🎵 So I'm biggering my company,
I'm biggering my destiny!🎵
🎵 I'm biggering
my corporate sign!🎵
🎵 Everybody out there,
you take care of yours-🎵
🎵 And me? I'll take care of mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine!🎵
🎵 Shake that bottom line~🎵
Sergei Sung In A Deep Morgan Freeman Voice, Shaking What His Mama Gave Him.
🎵 Come on!
How bad can I possibly be?!🎵
🎵 How ba-a-ad
can I be?!🎵
🎵 I'm just building
the economy!🎵
🎵 How ba-a-ad
can I be?🎵
🎵 Just look at me
petting this puppy!🎵
Sergei Petted Jerry's Head Like A Dog.
"I'm...I-I'm A Man-"
Jerry Said.
"HUSH!"
Sergei Pushed Jerry To The Side.
"YOI-"
Jerry Yelped Out.
🎵 HOW BAAAD?🎵
🎵 HOW BAD CAN THIS
POSSIBLY BEEEE?🎵
B E E P !
B E E E E E E P !
Sergei Was Singing In The Middle Of The Street In Front Of The DreamWorks Campus.
"OUT OF THE ROAD BOZOO!!"
A Man In His Car Yelled And Drove Around Sergei.
"HOW DARE YOU! I HAPPEN TO LOOK JUST LIKE JIM CARREY! HAVE SOME RESPECT!"
Sergei Yelled Back At The Driver.
Jerry Walked Over To Sergei.
"Guess Trolls Has Effect On You From Bursting Into Song-"
"-.-"
Sergei Slowly Glared At Jerry And Whacked His Dingleberry Area With The Mircophone.
"WHOOYA-"
Jerry Yelled And Flopped To The Ground.
~~~
~On The Plane~
The Passengers On The Plane Were All Sitting In Their Seats & Minding Their Own Business.
While Silas Was Constantly Tapping His Foot Nervously And Looking Around Him.
Poppy Poked Out Of Silas's Backpack.
"Psst! Silas!"
"WHAT?!?!"
Silas Replied Loudly.
"Whoaaaa! Easy There, What's Wrong?"
Poppy Asked.
"What's Wrong? I'm On A Plane By Myself For The First Time! I Always Flew With My Parents!"
Silas Replied.
"Awwww, You're Nervousssss"
Poppy Said.
Barb Poked Out Of The Backpack.
"Yeah Well We Don't Have Time For Your Pity Period, We're Hungry!"
Trollex Peeked Out Of The Backpack.
"Soooo Can We Eat The Snacks In Here?"
"No You Cannot! Those Snacks Are Only For Emergency During This Trip"
Silas Told Them.
Barb Shrugged.
"Well Technically This Trip Is An Emergency Sooo.."
Branch Rose Out Of The Backpack With A Giant Grin On His Face.
"😁"
"AAH!"
Poppy, Barb, & Trollex Flinched And Screamed At That.
"Branch...Is Smiling...THE ONE TIME I DON'T BRING MY CAMERA!"
Poppy Pouted.
"Dude? What Up With The Conjuring Smile?"
Barb Questioned.
"Well I Realized That All Through Our Journey So Far, I've Been Doubtful And Not Optimistic. So I'm Changing My Tone...To A Happy One For Now On!"
Branch Explained.
"..."
Poppy, Barb, And Trollex Looked At Each Other With Blank Expressions.
"So For The Rest Of This Drawn Out Adventure, You'll Refer To Me As...Positive Branch! 😁"
Branch Grinned Wide.
Branch's Cheeks Cracked A Bit.
"Ooh...Sprained My Face...POSITIVELY! 😁"
Poppy Blinked And Patted Branch's Head.
"Yeahhh...I Think All The Branch Abuse From Other Books Have Finally Made Ya Crack Sweetie"
"Well Postive Branch, I Need You And The Rest Of You To Positively Shut Up And Stay Out Of Sight-"
Silas Zipped Up His Backpack.
"HEY!"
The Trolls Shouted Inside The Bag.
Silas Took Out His Airpods, Put Them On To Play Music And Closed His Eyes To Rest.
"Aaahh~"
Silas Rested His Head Back.
Barb Unzipped The Backpack From The Inside.
"UGH! Fine, If You're Not Gonna Feed Us, I'm Going To Forage For My Own Food"
Barb Stood On Top Of Trollex's Head To Climb Out Of The Backpack And Climb Up On A Seat.
"Not A Good Idea Barb, We're Not Legitimate Passengers!"
Poppy Whispered.
"Later Pop-Goes-The-Weasel!"
Barb Jumped Onto The Seat In Front.
"BARRRBBB! Uggghhh!"
Poppy Groaned.
"I Think It's! Positively Great Idea Barb! 😁👍"
Branch Said With A Thumbs Up.
Poppy Turned To Branch.
"Okay, Now You're Scaring Me-"
Barb Hopped Over People's Heads, Down The Aisle.
"Excuse Me! Move It! Outta The Way! Watch It Baldy!"
"HEY! HEY! WHAT THE!"
People That Barb Jumped On Said Out Loud.
Barb Landed On The Floor To The Front Of The Plane.
"Okaaay Now Where In This Flying Tincan Can I Find Some Goodieess.."
Barb Went Behind The Curtain, And Entered The First-Class Section Of The Plane, Full Of Expensive Food, Luxury Service, & Hot Rags.
The Thing What Really Caught Barb's Attention Was The Enormous Cookie Tower With A Random Holy Glowing Effect.
🙏 H A L L E L U J A H 🙏
🙏 H A L L E L U J A H 🙏
Barb Couldn't Believe Her Eyes.
"OHHHH THICCMAMA! 😍"
~~~
~Meanwhile In Baggage~
Prince D & Cooper Walked Around In The Bagge Section Of The Plane, With All The Luggage And Caged Pets.
"This Place Is Massive Ain't It Coop?"
Prince D Said.
"I Still Don't See Why We Had To Come On This Side Of The Plane! We Would've Behaved Perfectly!"
Cooper Said.
"I Think Cause We Look Like Funk Animals Like The Rest Of These Creatures"
Prince Gestures.
"FUNKY ANIMALISTS!!!"
Cooper Yelled Out Loud.
"SHHH MAN! We Don't Wanna Attract Attention Of These Furry Things"
Prince D Said.
"Right Right, Maybe I Can Get Kinky With Them! :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH I AM SO MESSED UP! Maybe I Should Make Out With BranchieandPops"
Cooper Suggested & Laughed.
"We Have A Better Idea~"
A Voice Behind The Twins Said Suddenly.
Prince D & Cooper Froze At Sudden.
"•___________•"
Ellie, Butch, & Meathead Were Right Behind The Twins, Glancing At Them Menacingly.
"They'reeee Behind Us Ain't They?"
Prince D Whispered.
"You Think They Smell My Crack? Forgot To Wipe Yesterday-"
Cooper Whispered.
Prince D & Cooper Slowly Turned Around To The Alley Cats.
"AAH!"
"Don't Be Alarmed, You Should've Seen This Coming"
Ellie Said.
"UHH, APPRECIATE THE VISIT"
Prince D Backed Up.
"BUT WE MUST GO MANSCAPE NOW-"
Cooper Said.
Both Were About To Run Back, Until Ash & Lightning Went In Front Of Them To Block.
"O____O"
Prince D & Cooper Gulped.
"H-How Do You Keep Finding Us?!"
Prince D Asked.
"Well First Off-"
Butch Was About To Speak.
"Was He Asking You? -.-"
Ellie Glanced At Butch.
"Uh-"
Butch Said.
Ellie Slapped Butch's Head.
"I Didn't Think So!"
"Ugh-"
Butch Rolled His Eyes.
"First Off, You Trolls Are Very Easy To Track With The Scent Of Candy & Sugarballs. Second, You're Too Colorful To Not Spot"
Ellie Said.
"Fair Point"
Prince D Said.
"Heyyy, How Come You're Animated And Those Other Animals Aren't? 🧐"
Cooper Questioned.
"Huh...Never Really Thought Of That Cause....Brain Hasn't Thought Of That-"
Meathead Scratched His Head.
"DOESN'T MATTER! Point Is, You Two Are Gonna Lead Us To Your Little Poppy Friend"
Ellie Walked Slowly To The Twins.
"What Do You Want From Her?"
Prince D Asked.
"Her Hair! So That I Can Finally Become Hairless And Loved By All Cat Lovers! And She'll Be Bald"
Ellie Chuckled.
"OH NO! POPPY WILL END UP LIKE STEVE HARVEY! 😟"
Cooper Said.
"Well You Ain't Gettin' To Her! RUN COOP!"
Prince D Ran To The Left.
"ON IT SILK SONIC MEMBER!"
Cooper Ran To The Right.
"GET THEM! GET THEM BOTH!"
Ellie Ordered.
Ash & Lightning Ran To The Left Towards Prince D, But Prince D Climbed On Top Of Some Of The Luggages.
"HA!"
Prince D Whipped His Dreads.
"AAAAEEEEEE!!!!"
Cooper Shrieked Like A Girl From A Horror Movie, Climbing Up Some Animal Cages.
"C'MERE LONG NECK!"
Butch Demanded.
Cooper Stopped For A Second.
"Are You Talking To Me?"
"Oh No-"
Prince D Said.
"Are You Talking To Me??"
Cooper Said.
"Shouldn't Have Done That-"
Prince D Said.
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?????"
Cooper Said.
"And Here We Go-"
Prince D Said.
Cooper Inhaled.
"THEY CALLLL MEEEE..😤...MR. LONG NECKKKKK! WITH A TRUMPET! 🎺"
Cooper Coughed Up A Trumpet And Used It To Whack The Red Button Saying: "Open Cages".
"Huh- Wonder What I Inconveniently Pressed 🤔☕"
Cooper Wondered With His Cup Of Tea.
Prince D's Ears Drooped Downed.
"Awe Lawd.."
~~~
~Back In First Class~
After Eating Her Whole Cookie Tower, Barb Sat On A Little Table With Only Her Head, Slurping Up Some Pasta.
Sitting Next To Her, Liam Hemsworth Was Trying To Eat His Food But Disgusted By Barb's Messy Eating.
"What? Never Seen A Animated Hard Rocker In First Class Before?"
Barb Questioned.
"Actually I Recently Flew Next To One Of The Singers From K.I.S.S, And They Has Manners"
Liam Replied.
"Hey! Don't Judge Me! I Know Who Your Brother Is -.-"
Barb Glared, Then Resumed Eating Her Pasta.
One Of The Flight Attendants, Went Up To Table On The Table.
"Excuse Me Little...Whatever You Are. May I See Your Boarding Pass?"
Barb Awkwardly Looked Up At The Flight Attendant As She Pushed In Her Last Noodle, Knowing She Fuqed Up.
Barb Hopped Up On The Table.
"Wellll Heh Heh...Funny Thing About Thaaat....BYE FELICIA!"
Barb Jumped Off The Table And Ran Around First Class To Find A Way Out.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!"
The Flight Attendant Shouted And Ran After Barb.
~~~
~On The Main Section Of The Plane~
Poppy Peeked Her Head Out Of The Backpack, Worrying About Barb.
"I Hope Barb's Okay, She Shouldn't Have Went Off By Herself!"
"I'm Sure She's Doing Positively Alright, Right Trollex Buddy?! 😁"
Branch Grinned.
"Seriously...That's Freaking Me Out"
Trollex Scooted From Branch.
"GANGGGWAAAAYYYY!!"
Barb's Loud Voice Shouted Out.
"Barb???"
Poppy, Branch, And Trollex Say And Peek Out The Backpack.
"HELPPP!!! HELP THE SLAYING ROCKERRRR!!!"
Barb Ran Down The Aisle.
"SHE'S BACK! I'M COMING BARB!"
Poppy Climbed Out The Backpack And Onto The A Chair.
"POPPY! WAITTT!"
Branch Followed Poppy Out The Bag.
Poppy Hopped On Top Of Other Seats.
"BARB? BARRBBB??"
Barb Hopped On The Seat Across From Poppy.
"POP-SQUEAK! WE NEEDA GO!"
"GO?? WE'RE ON A PLANE!"
Poppy Said.
"DOESN'T MATTER! C'MON!"
Barb Was About To Run Again.
Until The 4 Flight Attendants Stopped At Sudden, Seeing Poppy And Barb On The Seats.
All The Passengers Looked Up From What They Were Doing And Gasped At The Trolls.
"Uhhh-"
Poppy And Barb Froze.
"What The Heck.."
One Of The Flight Attendants Said.
Silas Looked Up And His Eyes Widen From The Trolls Being Out In The Open.
Poppy Tried To Make Something Up, And Waved Her Arms Around.
"Ummm...oOoOOOOooO! wE'Re yOur cOlOrFul drUggEd uP ghOstStsts 👻"
The Flight Attendants And Passengers Just Stared Blankly.
"..."
"oOoOOO yOu'rE juSt hiGh liKe babytrollmia"
Poppy Stood On Her Hands, Moving Her Legs Back n Forth.
Branch Hopped On The Seat With Poppy, Trying To Stop Her.
"POPPY! WHAT ARE YOU-"
Branch Noticed The Flight Attendants Staring At Them And Froze.
"....Positively Doing To Distract These Humble Creaturessss? 😁"
Branch Grinned Innocently, Trying To Make Poppy Stop.
"PFFFFFTTTTT- 👅"
Poppy Blew A Raspberry.
D I N G!
Suddenly, A Alarm Went Ding From Behind The Plane, Indicating Something.
Everyone Heard The Sudden Ding And Turned Around Behind Them.
"This Can't Be Good.."
Poppy & Branch Say Together.
A Little Monkey Came From Behind The Curtain And Ran Down The Aisle.
"A Monkey??"
Another Flight Attendant Said.
More Animals That Were Released From Baggase Like Dogs, Cats, Birds, Weasels, Porcupines, Hedgehogs, All Ran Out Through The Aisles And Flew Around.
"AH!"
The Passengers Gasped And Freaked Out A Bit From All The Animals Running Around.
"HELPPPPP!!!"
Prince D And Cooper Ran From The Curtain Down The Aisle, As The Alley Cats Chased Them Down.
"GET BACK HERE!!!"
Ellie Yelled Out.
"TWINS! OVER HERE!"
Trollex Put His Hands Out.
Prince D And Cooper Jumped Onto Trollex And Into The Backpack.
"HISSSSSSS- OOF!"
Ellie Hissed But Got Run Over By A Dog.
Barb Pointed Down.
"AH! IT'S THE PUSSIESSSS!!"
"HOW ON EARTH DID THEY FIND US?!?!"
Poppy Pulled Her Hair.
"I'M POSITIVELY SURE THEY WON'T GET US! 😁👍"
Branch Insured With Another Grin.
Poppy Shook Branch's Shoulders.
"STAPH THAT!"
🔊 Uhhh, Attention Passengers,
Due To The Animals Being Let Out And Invading The Cockpit, We'll Have To Land The Plane Down 🔊
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
The Passengers Screamed Thinking The Plane Would Crash.
🔊 Not Down Like Crashing!
Safely! We're Not Crashing! 🔊
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The Passengers Still Freaked Out.
🔊 You People Are Idiots! 🔊
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
A Man Yeeted Over His Seat.
Barb Punched A Teen Girl In The Face For Some Reason.
"YAY! I WIN!"
🔊 But Thankfully, Our Destination Is Coming Up For Miami Florida,
Please Hold Tight 🔊
Silas Raised His Eyebrow With A Shocked Expression.
"Miami?!?"
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