~In The Trollywood Street~

Branch And Riff Strolled Around The Streets Together, As Both Went To Investigate.

Branch Pouted And Complained.
"I Can't Believe Them, Already Prince D And Trollex Are Believing All Of This Niceness And Delicacies! I Swear They're Being Hypnotized Like That Time When Gumball Got Possessed By His Friend Ghost-"

Riff Was Busy Playing With A Cut Off Hand.

Branch Looked Over At Riff.
"Riff! RIFF!"

Riff Used The Hand As A Back Scratcher.
"Oh Hey Branch, Were You Saying Something?"

"Ummmm YEAH! FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES! Did You Not Hear My Complaining???"
Branch Questioned.

Riff Froze In Place.
"Uhhhhh..."

"And What Is That?"
Branch Gestures.

Riff Held The Hand Out.
"Oh This! I Won It From The Casino"

"You What?! You Gambled?!?"
Branch Said.

Riff Shook The Hand.
"Uh Huh! I Bet Trollvin James For His Hand AND I GOT IT!"

"YOU GAMBLED FOR SOME POOR TROLL'S HAND???"
Branch Said.

Riff Scoffs.
"Pfff- Relaxxxx, We Didn't Use Scissors Or Knife To Cut His Hand Off"

Branch Sighed In Relief.
"Thank God..."

"We Used This-"
Riff Held Up A Chainsaw With Razor Blades.

"GAAAAAH!! NO!"
Branch Kicked The Chainsaw Away.

Branch Snatched The Hand And Threw It Out Into The Distance.

Riff Watched The Hand Get Flung Away Sadly.
"Awww..."

Branch Grabbed Riff's Face.
"RIFF LISTEN TO ME-"

"But....You Flung My Prize Hand Away 🥺"
Riff Frowned.

Branch Groans.
"UGHHHH! You Just Don't Get It! NO ONE DOES!"

"Maybe I Can Cut Off His Other Hand.."
Riff Thought.

"I'm Tellin You Riff, There's Something About This Place I Don't Trust. Or That mR.wHiStLe Guy"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

Riff Patted Branch's Shoulders.
"Cmonnn Buddy, It's Not So Bad"

"Not So Bad? LOOK AT THIS PLACE! IT'S DIRTY!"
Branch Gestures To The Alleyway.

Riff Scratches His Head.
".....That May Have To Do With The Alleyway We're In. I Did My Exam On Public Litter Last Year 😁"

Branch Gave Riff The "Seriously" Look.

".........Or Something 😬"
Riff Added.

Branch Sighed Into His Hands.
"I Wish There Was Someone Who Gets Me..."

"I Get You"
A Nearby Voice Said.

Branch And Riff Raise Their Heads, Hearing The Voice.

Branch Went Safety Mode.
"Who Said That?? IDENTITY YOURSELF!"

"Y-Y-Yeah! Or We'll Shave Off Your Hormonious Qualities.."
Riff Hid Behind Branch.

"Up Here"
The Voice Said Again.

Branch And Riff Then Look Up Top At The Street Light.

A Shadow Figure Was Hanging On Top Of The Street Light.

"Seems Like You Boys Are Lost Or Wandering Around.....Suspiciously"
The Shadow Figure Said.

"WELL, MAYBE WE ARE! We Just Won't Tell You That -.-"
Branch Replied.

"Um, You Kinda Just Did"
Riff Interrupted.

"Shut Up-"
Branch Said.

"WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY!"
Branch Shouted.

The Shadow Figure Then Hopped Off The Walls And Landed In Front Of Both Boys.

A Bald Muscle Troll Named Vinny, (Portrayed By The Celebrity "Vin Diesel") Revealed Himself.

"I....Am The One They Call When Trouble Arrives In This City.....Vinny"
Vinny Introduced Dramatically.

"O__________O"
Branch And Riff Only Looked At Vinny's Bald Head.

".....BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!"
Branch Pointed.

Riff Lifted Up His Hat.
"MY EYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Vinny Sighed With A Eye Roll.
"Okay Okay Yeah Yeah I Know. First Impression Is That I'm Bald, Got A Problem?"

"Oh! No No Mr. Vinny...Sir. Not At All!"
Branch Backed Off.

Riff Nods.
"Yeah! We Just...Never Seen A Baalll...."

Vinny Crossed His Arms.

"-llllllllll SHINY HEADED TROLL BEFORE! Heh Heh"
Riff Hid Behind Branch Again.

"Well If You Must Know. I Did It Myself. With My Own Bare Hands"
Vinny Cracked His Hand.

"You Ripped It Off?"
Branch Asked.

"Must've Been Painful"
Riff Said.

"NO! I Meant, With My Bare Hands...I Used A Knife To Scrape It All Off"
Vinny Said.

Branch And Riff Gasped And Held Each Other.
"YOU USED A KNIFE?!?"

"A Plastic One"
Vinny Corrected.

"Phew..."
Branch And Riff Let Go Of Each Other.

"So What's Your Purpose Here, Other Than Being The First Baaaaa......AAAATTLEGROUND TROLL HEH HEH, WITH THOSE...ARMY PANTS"
Branch Quickly Corrected Himself.

"My Purpose?"
Vinny Said.

Branch And Riff Nod In Synch.

Vinny Broke Into A Speech.
"My Purpose....Is To Protect And Serve. Protect Those Who Arent Able To Themselves. Serve The Ones In Need And In Need Of Perfect Service And Health To Live. My Purpose Is To Be There For Those Who Need The Saving. My Purpose Is To Guide Those To Survive And Demolish Those Who Interrupt That Survival! My Purpose Is To Serve Great Dignity To This Troll World.....And Give It Justice 🇺🇸"

"..........BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!"
Branch Pointed Again.

Riff Lifed Up His Hat.
"MY EYESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vinny Glared At Them.
"-.-, Anyways. I Was Lurking At You Two To Warn You Not To Pull Any Shenanigans Around These Alleyways. Or Else Something Could Appear"

Branch Scoffs.
"Pffff- Pretty Sure We Can Handle Ourselves"

Riff Raised His Hand.
"I Can't Handle My Self.."

".......Pretty Sure I Can Handle Myself"
Branch Repeated.

"Mmmm, Well I Do See Some Potential In You Boy"
Vinny Said.

"Well Thank Ya Mister, Been Workin On This Alllll Summer 💪"
Branch Flexed His Muscle.

"Just Work On The Flab, Blubber Blue"
Vinny Tapped Branch's Stomach.

"HEY!"
Branch Covered His Stomach.

"But Just Know....I'll Be Watching You Two. So Don't Try ANYTHING....I'm This City's Guard"
Vinny Said Firmly.

Vinny Then Hopped Up Back The Street Light.

"Pffft"
Branch Rolled His Eyes.

"He's Awesome"
Riff Gestured.

Vinny Looked Back Down.
"Oh And One More Thing....Watch Out For The Street Troll Dogs. Or They'll Go Woof Woof On Ya"

"Street Troll Dogs?"
Branch And Riff Say.

"This Is Their Alley, And They Don't Like Trespassers"
Vinny Hopped On The Roof Of The Nearby Building.

"Street Troll Dogs? HA! What A Bunch Of Dickaloo"
Branch Chuckled.

"Mmmm I Don't Know Branch....This Alley Does Look Sorta....1990's 👉👈"
Riff Fiddled With His Fingers.

"Relax Riff, That Vinny Is Crazier Than My Uncle Skylar! And He Is Whackco"
Branch Said.

Suddenly, 10 Shadows Began To Come Up Around The Two Boys.

"I Mean Cmon, There's Such Thing As A Hybrid Between A Troll And A Dog"
Branch Said.

The 10 Shadows Revealed Themselves To Be Upset Looking Troll/Dogg Hybrids With Gang Clothes Called "Street Dogs".

Riff Saw The Street Dogs Around Them.
"Uhhhh Branch..."

Branch Kept Talking.
"I Mean Sure, There's Fish Trolls, Horse Trolls, Fairy Trolls, Giraffe Trolls. But Dog Trolls? YEAH RIGHT!"

The Street Dogs Crowded Around Both Boys, Looking Angry.

Riff Tapped Branch.
"B-B-B-Branch.."

"I'm Surprised There's No Pussy Cats"
Branch Snickered.

"DUDE!!!"
Riff Lifted Branch's Head Up.

Branch Then Turned Around All The Way To See All 10 Street Dogs Surrounding Them.

Branch Blinks.
".....I Stand Corrected..."

The Street Dogs Started To Growl And Come Closer To The Boys.

"OHHH MAN, THAT VINNY GUY WAS RIGHT! WE ARE IN STREET DOG ALLEY!"
Riff Pulled His Ears.

Branch Gulps.
"AND WHAT'S WORSE! WE'RE MADE OF BONES!"

The Street Dogs Got Closer And Closer.

"THEY'RE GONNA EAT OUR BONEY FLESH!"
Riff Shook Branch.

"AH!"
Both Held Each Other.

D A N C E !

The Street Dogs Then Broke Into Gang Dance Number With Music And Flashing Lights.

Branch And Riff Saw The Street Dogs Dancing, And Let Go Of Each Other Confused.

Rising Out Of The Sewer With Smoke, A Blue Spotlight Shined On A Blue Street Dogg Named T-Dogg, (Portrayed By The Celebrity "Snoop Dogg") With Swag Clothes, Gucci Shades And Gold Medallion.

T-Dogg Slid Out His Mic And Rapped To The Music.

🎵 Boss dog!🎵

🎵 Even when I'm on,
I'm off y'all 🎵

🎵 Lookin for the boss?
But it costs Ya'll-🎵

🎵 Better leave now or
you're a lost dog 🎵

🎵 Big Jack,
yeah i sniff him coming-🎵

🎵 Og crew, gonna be
the first ones running 🎵

🎵 You're in the wrong town,
wrong city, wrong street,
got a spot to fill 🎵

🎵 Cause we down here
gettin woofs woofs!🎵

Branch And Riff Looked Around At All The Street Dogs Dancing.

🎵 Bones for breakfast-🎵

🎵 Bones on the menu,
gotta check the checklist 🎵

🎵 Dogs, pups,
towards the exit!🎵

🎵 The fire in his eyes
ain't hard to catch it-🎵

🎵 Big jack, the haunting dog 🎵

🎵 Tik tok to work!🎵

🎵 He the boss that i know,
big scary guy no?🎵

🎵 He is where the drama is-🎵

🎵 But no more running,
here comes the doggy beat!🎵

All The Street Dogs Sung The Chorus In Synch.

🐾  See's when the love
that always bands
us together 🐾

🐾 Yeah! Yeah! 🐾

🐾 We want the lives
so we don't stoooooop-🐾

🐾  DANCE! 🐾

🐾 We're the
baddest crew! 🐾

🐾  Hands high! 🐾

A Black Car Drove Nearby Down The Street And Parked In Front Of The Alley.

🐾 Cause the city- 🐾

🐾  It's hot! 🐾

🐾 Cause of us- 🐾

🐾 We dancin cause
it's how we do! 🐾

🐾  Big jack is on his way! 🐾

🐾He's the one
true canine-🐾

🐾  DANCE! 🐾

🐾 Off our chains-🐾

🐾 We dancin'
cause it's-🐾

🐾 H O W
W E
D O ! 🐾

The Big, Tall Boss Street Troll Dog Named Big Jack, (Portrayed By Celebrity "Jack Black") Came Out The Car And Looked Down At The Alley.

Branch And Riff Slowly Turn Around And Look Up At How Tall Big Jack Was.

"O___O....H-H-He Really Is Big...
Branch Pointed.

"What Did I Tell You All About DANCING WHEN I'M NOT HERE!!!"
Big Jack Yelled.

"But Boss, It's Freestyle Friday-"
A Street Dog Said.

Big Jack Realized.
"Oh.....Okay My Bad"

T-Dogg Whispers To Both Boys.
"Ayo Trolls, Big Jack Really Do Be Scary. So I Gotta Dip. Ya'll Got This"

T-Dogg And The Street Dogs Walked Away Down The Alley.

"BRING THE TRESPASSERS TO MY OFFICE!"
Big Jack Ordered.

Riff Was Confused.
"Huh, What Did That Guy Mean By tReSpAsSeRs?"

Suddenly, A Cage Came Down And Locked Branch And Riff Inside.

"AHHHH!"
Both Scream As Riff Jumped In Branch's Arms.

"Pretty Sure That's What He Meant..."
Branch Mumbled.

Riff Held Branch Tighter In Fear.