[June 23]

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[Kegar] whispers: Now would be a good time to check the forums.

To [Kegar]: Why?

[Kegar] whispers: The troll king has struck again.

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Raptar
Lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Citizens of Area 51. It's with a heavy heart that I seek your aid in returning my darling kitty.

It's been a week since I last laid eyes on her and I'm afraid she's seeking sanctuary in the arms of another.

While this is troubling I have great faith in you, the people of these fine kingdoms to band together in the search for Roari.

While I can't give you a physical description I can say that I'm 90% sure she is, in fact, a female and you will be able to identify her by sassy remarks and outlandish demands.

The fate of our future is in your hands.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Take this down. NOW.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

There you are my kitten. Do you know how worried I've been?

How have your dreams been by the way? Satisfactory, I presume ;)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

First of all, I was never lost. I CHOSE to discontinue whatever you think this is.

Second, the perverted comments are creepy, NOT attractive.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

And here I thought they were like Sriracha hot sticky rice chips ;)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Gross... no, and I have no desire for an explanation.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Spicy, flavorful, and mildly entertaining if you're not the one eating them.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Did you seriously compare me to snack food?

Are you right in the head? Maybe a few screws came loose.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Only the best snack foods are worthy of being compared to you kitty ;)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Take this down. And stop calling me that, I have a name.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Oh, but why would I do that? I'll let you in on a little secret, I enjoy watching you squirm ;)

And let's be honest, you're more of a kitty than any other name you could possess.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Take. It. Down.

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Raptar
lvl 120 Goblin Hunter

Tisk Tisk. Manners go a long way these days kitty.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

...please

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Shout-out to GamerGirlRomance! I have a hunch you may be a fellow gamer ❤