[June 29]

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

It has come to my attention that my beloved kitten may have a slight aversion to being obedient. My question is simple. How does one deliver obedience training for a kitty that doesn't want to be tamed?

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Babbafett
lvl 120 Goblin Priest

This is really quite simple.

Cats need daily predatory play man. The opportunity to grab, pounce and sink their teeth into something for stimulation bro.

Count yourself lucky she's picked you ;)

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Raptar → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘵
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

So would this be a situation where biting back is appropriate?

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Lagspike
lvl 120 Tauren Druid

Cats are very expressive creatures! It's just her way of saying, HEY I LIKE YOU! No problem here, you just need to grow a pair haha

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Oldmanshiver
lvl 120 Troll Shaman

No true man would want a tame a lioness ;)

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Raptar → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘖𝘭𝘥𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Oh, you misunderstand. I'm only concerned about how she treats my guests ;)

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Ragefist
lvl 46 Orc Warrior

You just need the appropriate toys ;)

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Raptar → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘵
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

What toys are we talking about here? Feathers, balls, maybe some string?

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Ragefist → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳
lvl 46 Orc Warrior

Those balls better be connected by string if you want to really excite her.

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Geris → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳
lvl 120 Blood Elf Priest

Probably should use something a little stronger than string lol

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Lagdeyim → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘳
lvl 120 Blood Elf Death Knight

Make sure you get the feather wand, better quality, and more diverse use ;)

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Skirmish
lvl 68 Gnome Mage

Pretty sure she's tried to warn you about this dude haha

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Unsound
lvl 120 Blood Elf Warlock

Those dilated pupils don't mean what you think man, she's just not into you.

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Tuskamus
lvl 119 Troll Hunter

Bro, just reduce her anxiety, if you know what I mean lol Right now she's fearful by an unfamiliar person so just get familiar ;)

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Raptar → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘶𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Trust me, if it were that easy we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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Thicco
lvl 120 Tauren Druid

Kittens are notorious for rough play. You are in for a real treat!

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Raptar → 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘤𝘰
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

*flexes muscles* I think I can take her.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! Take this down NOW!

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Guess the cat's outa the bag... Since you're here, look at all these wonderful suggestions!

We have a plethora of options for our little conundrum kitty.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

So which part of this sounded like a good idea to you? I'm honestly curious. This is NEXT LEVEL sick! What were you trying to accomplish?

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Don't worry my little fuzzball, we'll get that temper under control. Once we have the proper equipment ;)

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Oh my Raptar!

Did he go too far or is he even more alluring now?