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god i adore steve carlsberg's voice- idk why its just nice

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cecil spontaneously sharing what the group of certain things are called is iconic and i love him

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!!!!!!!! I KNEW HED BE THE PRIME SUSPECT I LOVE BEIG RIGHT

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hdnefhsjfbe

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i hate beingg stupid i hate being stipid i hate that everyone sees me as stupid i hate that im not worth anyone's time because of how stupid i am and that nobody is under any illusions i am and i Hate Being Stupid i want to fucking die and be reborn as someone decently intelligent i fucking hate living in this stupid dumbass of a body i hate it i hate myself i want to fucking vomit

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back to the show

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"sheriff sam talked to reporters. these reporters were confused and angry, upset that such a good man, their brother-in-law in fact, could be confused for a master criminal." HAHAHAHD THIS HAS THE SAME ENERGY AS KEVIN'S COMMENT ABOUT THE MEDIA- DOUBLED MINDS THINK ALIKE

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"the frustrated, enraged reporters" "the infuriated reporters" "the displeased reporters" "the disgusted reporters" oh its ANGRY angry hours (which is pretty understandable IM mad because of how that interaction went

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HEKAHFSJBF "EVEN IF IT MEANS STARTING A PODCAST"

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whys carlos being investigated hes barely been here this episode

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last episode of the trilogy time!!

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god i love the night vale theme its so Catchy and it makes me Happy

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!!!! YAY HIS HUSBAND CARLOS IS HOME and steve's still imprisoned that sucks BUT CARLOS :D

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cecil does Not sound good im kinda worried ab him

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"carlos has been home for a couple of weeks and in a terrible funk. he said steve has a nearly impossible case. the police are convinced of steve's guilt and all their evidence points directly to him. carlos hardly has any energy or emotion to work, or even leave the house. i feel awful for steve too, and we are doing our best to support him and our family." aw no D:

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""i ran out of gel, cecil," he said, prone on the couch not opening his eyes. "i couldn't work on that, even if i wanted to. which i don't."
hm. i wanna curl up on the couch too, stay home from work. but i know that would be terrible for carlos. there are many times ive felt flat or depressed, and carlos has been there for me, keeping me company, taking in my sadness and reflecting back not a false smile but attentive eyes, a listening posture that makes me feel heard and understood, and that's what i want to be for him." I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH ARE YOU AWARE

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okay gtg ill finish this ep later

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taking a quicm break

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the nice thing ab my parends making me do schoolwrok is i dont have time to feel absolutely fucking worthless hence why this break is going to be speedy

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if i lived in night vale i wluldnt have these problems

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i kin cecil gershwin palmer because i too have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

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rhenhd its my hourlong break but i gel blaevk so im gonna finish this episode if wtnv before i do anything becausw then ill feel better hopefully

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cecil sounds like hes gonna cry over steve carlsberg aaaaaaa D:

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"and a perfect brother in law... its just not- its not possible" MY HEART

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station management do be remindig cecil about libel laws in a really threatening way tho

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no yeah i bet it was that sue-anne wilson bitch i agree mr palmer

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cecil: i have a th-

station management: HEGRHEHEHEHE

cecil: -hoooooooought that is very much not me picking random people to blame for the crime

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"i dont know. i feel helpless!! reading the news and getting angrier and angrier, but you know theres little i can do about the terrible things that keep happening!!" NOO CECIL BUDDY,,, this sounds exactly like how i feel before a meltdown so adhd cecil but at what cost

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oh he does Not sound good doing the community calendar,,,,,, cecil ily,,,,,,,,,,,,

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"that did not cheer me up" ):

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A LIGHT GREEN GEL??????? EXCUSE ME????????????

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"maybe my space slugs theory was correct" im actually glad that was where cecil's mind went because he seems Really Fucking Upset and he doesnt need the added stress of carlos being a suspect

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OH FUCK ITS DAWNING ON CECIL

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CARLOS HI I LOVE UR VOICE

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HIS VOICE IS SO NIIIIICE

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oh fuck they hung it up

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its weather time

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nobody:

not a soul:

cecil whenever hes on the verge of breaking down: lets go to the weather

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OKAY THEY OVERTURNED STEVE'S CHARGES NEAT

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wait wait no

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oH ITS JESSE NOT CARLOS OKAY THANK GOD- they really had me going for a sec there goddamn

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"he was all smiles saying he had figured it out" carlos is a kevin kinnie confirmed ?????

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OHHHHHH THE GEL LETS YOU REACH THROUGH THE REFRIGERATOR WITHOUT OPENING IT- IM FUCKING DUMB I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FRIDGE WITH THE DOOR TAKEN OFF AND I DIDNT CONNECT THE GEL TO IT AND I WAS VERY CONFUSED

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im so confused as to why ive seen fics tagged with post 155 that wasnt that big of a deal??

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hrnfrrgfg

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have to read stats for homework and its interesting enough but im really not in the mood

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cct

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fhejfjrnfnfnfnfnnfn. gnfngnfnnnckelwllwo

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tma time

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funeral director time

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dhdnxxnnxdnnnnmd

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kevin kinnie moment

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tallying up the number of times ive gotten a character on a wtnv quiz wih no repeats

erika: one

dana cardinal: one

steve carlsberg: two

carlos: two

cecil: two

kevin: five, which is both validating and worrying

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i have to play overwatch with a damily friend later and i reallt really reallt dont want to i tjink ill cry if i have to spend time w people right now

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i quite like this story

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got through 37, prob gonna watch 38 39 and 40 after i do this thing

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uhhhhhh bored

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ily <33

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comment for a compkiment owo

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i wanna get this up before i leave, bye!! this spam was mostly wtnv shit sorry