Sammy unlocked the room into the apartment. Painted on the door was the words Triple S System in blue, green, and yellow, so that everyone knew where the music teacher was.

Spring looked up from his manga. "So how was your first day?"

Sammy flopped into the nearest chair, covering his face with his hands and groaned. "I forgot how hard this shit is."

"Oh." Spring's ears drooped before bouncing back up. "Quick question: do you think it's possible to marry a fictional character?"

Sammy whipped his head around to look at his animatronic best friend. "Sorry, what?"

"Is. It. Possible. To. Marry. A. Fictional. Character." Spring repeated slowly.

"Exactly what are we dealing with here?"

Spring held up the Hetalia manga. "Okay, so there's this one dude in here, his name's France, and, I dunno, but I think I've fallen in love. Honestly, I think we'd be perfect for each other."

"Spring, how high are you?"

"Seven foot three." Spring lowered the book. "Dude, I just want some answers."

Sammy inhaled sharply. "Think about this logically."

"So...is that a yes?"

"Oh my- NO YOU CAN'T!"

Spring gasped and hugged the book closer. "IT'S TRUE LOVE!"

Sammy threw his hands up. "Great. My best friend went batshit crazy."

"Hey." Spring pointed at him. "If you were me, you'd be writing self insert smut too."

"Self insert WHAT?" Sans came in, carrying the bag of groceries.

"Hey, did you get the pommes(Note that I don't speak French and might be wildly wrong)?" Spring forgot all about his fight with Sammy.

"What." Sans asked.

"The pommes. The red round things, that are edible and juicy." Spring began waving his hands around. "Pommes!"

"English, buddy, English." Sans encouraged.

Spring stood up, went over to his friend, and began rummaging through the bag. Finally he pulled out a single apple.

"That's the bitch." he whispered.

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