S2 - 3 - A White Blob, A Black Blob, A Misogynist, And Little Man. (SHORT)
Compromising Reality:
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"So, first things first." Shaggy said to Sarvente, Ruv, Sky, Hex and Starecrown. "The four of you, not counting Sky, might need to keep a low profile. Since, y'know, you had strange appearances to the human eye."
"Can't you just use some of your power to disguise us?" Ruv said. "I mean, your all-powerful being that even god above fears you."
"Hmm, you do have a point." Shaggy said. "Oh well! I guess I'll 0.004% percent to disguise four of you."
Then, Shaggy snapped his fingers. Making Sarvente, Ruv, Hex, & Starecrown look human.
(A/N: god, human Starecrown might be weird looking.)
"Uh, Shaggy." Whitty said. "I got a question."
"Share right ahead."
"Can't you like use some of your power to disguise look human?" Whitty said. "It's been like weeks and we still look like... this."
"Oh yeah, I kinda forgot." Shaggy said. "The Author kinda didn't think this through the entire book."
Goddammit, you broke the fourth wall again.
"Who's the Author?" Hex said.
"Uhh, personal business." Shaggy said.
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"Tricky, I got something to tell you." Rias said.
"Sure. What's it all about?" Tricky said.
"There's a white blob, a black blob, a walking folder (for some weird reason), and a very tiny man wants to meet you and your friends." Rias said.
Oh shit, Tricky completely forgot.
But first, let's figure out what happened before.
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Shaggy Explains Why They Are Here...
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"So, we've been sent here to due to a project malfunction in Nevada?" Zardy asked Shaggy.
"Seems like it." Shaggy answered. "Though, that might not be the case. I suspect that someone more powerful than The Auditor is behind this."
"Hmm." Tabi hummed. "Who might that be?"
"Even though I'm all seeing, I can't put my finger on who's the suspect." Shaggy admitted.
"Anyways, I kinda invited some of my close friends." Tricky said. "They'll be here in a few minutes."
"Let me guess, Bob, Opheebop, Ron, and Little Man?" Shaggy said.
"You bet your ass."
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"Sup, bitches."
"...fuck." Whitty said. "Not you. Couldn't get worse."
"Ayo, the pizza here."
"Fuck. No." Tabi said. "Tricky, of all people, you brought them here?"
"Why not." Tricky casually said.
"Dream-Looking Ass~"
"No. Just no."
"WHY?" Senpai said. "Why them?! of all people?"
"Why the fuck not." Tricky said.
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Meanwhile, in Riser's Fortress...
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"It seemed that Tricky brought Bob." Lemon Demon said. "Why, of all people..."
"So, who's this Bob we're talking about?" Riser asked Lemon Demon.
"Bob is an... Anomaly, I suppose." Lemon Demon answered. "He is a powerful being, too."
"...shit."
"No need to fret, though." Lemon Demon. "Tomorrow night, we'll corrupt the military in this Country. So, nothing can stop us."
Riser smirked.
"Alright then." Riser said. "So, how does the Corruption works?"
"Simple," Lemon Demon said. "It infects the subject, then, it'll be under our control."
"Sick." Riser said.
Lemon Demon chuckled darkly.
Riser, this might be one of your biggest fuck ups in a demon's history.
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Gonna be honest, I don't like how this chapter came out. I ran out of ideas.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed this.
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Next Time on "Tricky & The Devils":
Ribbit.
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