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Tricky woke up from his newfound bed. His bed reeks of dead raccoon smell, which is pleasing to Tricky. His head kinda hurts... As if it's telling something's bound to happen. But, he doesn't know what it means.

Eh, it's just probably the Improbability Drive acting up, again. Tricky's gotta fix that later.

Anyways, he went to meet Whitty, Tabi and Zardy outside.

"...still had that painful headache of yours?" Whitty questioned Tricky.

"Yee." Tricky answered. "I don't know why it's happening, but something tells that there is something's bound to happen."

"Feh, probably just your Improbability Drive." Zardy assured Tricky.

"Yeah, maybe." Tricky said. "Anyways, where is Matt?"

"He's training the kids in P.E." Tabi said.

—
Meanwhile In Matt's P.E. lessons...
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The students were exhausted from Matt's training. Holy shit, is he fast?

"Matt-sama, can you slow down?!" A teenager said. "I'm getting all sweaty here!"

"What? I thought you're here to impress the girls?" Matt said.

"I know, but I think I got enough."

"...this is just the warmup and now your giving up?"

"...you're not serious, right?"

"What? You thinking I'm kidding you?"

—

"Trust me, you guys, I don't think Matt is the kind of teacher who would go easy on you." Tricky said. "Especially in P.E."

"Eh, it was Rias's idea." Whitty said. "Besides, I'm sure Matt would go easy on the kids."

"Whitty, Matt's meaning for 'going easy' is completely different."

"Eh, don't really care for them."

"Hey, guys." Tabi said. "Anybody noticed that the atmosphere today is... Kinda eerie?"

Tabi was right. Today feels... Odd. As if something is staring at them.

Wait.

Could it be...?

"No fucking way." Tricky said.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Tabi said.

"Is Starecrown here?" Whitty said. "That guy gives me the creeps."

"I am right here, fine gentlemen."

They turned around...

...just to see Starecrown smiling.

"Hello. :)"

"GAAAAH!" Whitty screamed.

"In the name of my cornfield, you don't have to scare us like that!" Zardy said.

"Sorry, feeling like we will surprise you today." Starecrown said.

"...'we?'" Tricky said.

Starecrown moved to reveal that he is not alone. There is Hex, Sarvente, Ruv and Sky.

"...Hex?" Whitty said.

"Sup, Whitty!" Hex said.

"Oh god, it IS you!" Whitty said, all giddy.

The two Russians looked at each other.

"...you still smell like rotten Vodka." Tabi said to Ruv.

"So does you." Ruv shot back.

"Heya, Tricky!" Sky said.

"Sup, Sky." Tricky said.

"Ah, what a wonderful sight." Starecrown said to himself.

All of them got awkwardly silent for minute.

"So... How are you guys doing?" Sky broke the silence.

"It's... Pretty swell." Zardy said. "Nothing like a family reunion in the middle of an empty street."

"Well then, where are you guys going?" Sky asked them.

"We're going to school." Whitty said. "I... Actually don't know why we go there."

"Plot convenience." Starecrown said. "That's what I'm guessing."

Starecrown slowly looks at the reader.

Ah, forgot to mention, Starecrown knows there is someone's looking at the situation as of now.

The fourth wall will be constantly broken, from now on.

Goddamn it.

—

"So, you guys are friends?" Rias said.

She was interviewing them with some questions that might be personal or not.

"Why, yes!" Hex said, happily. "We are friends! We met in a basketball match with Keith!"

"Who's Keith?" She asked.

"Some midget with blue hair and a really smug personality." Whitty answered.

"And my future husband!" Sky said.

"For fuck's sake, you haven't moved on from him?" Tabi said.

"She's a Stan, man." Tricky said. "You can't expect to live their idols alone."

"Well, still." Tabi said to Tricky. "It's been like, a year and she haven't moved on!"

"I dunno, man." Tricky said.

Suddenly, their eyes were briefly blinded by a light that just came out of nowhere. They turned around to see a man in a green shirt and brown pants.

"Shaggy Rogers." Rias said.

"Sup, Rias!" Shaggy said. "Long time no see!"

"Who's this guy?!" Issei exclaimed.

"Well, to sum it up, he is a god. Even powerful than Lucifer and God, himself." Rias explained. "He even defeated Riser in a blink of an eye, one time."

"...damn." Issei said. "Is he more powerful than Matt-san?"

"By power, yes." Shaggy answered his question. "In speed, however, I might struggle."

"What brings you here, Shaggy?" Tricky said.

"I have come to bring good news and a VERY bad news."

—

Shaggy comes to visit Rias' peerage! What's the news he brings forth in the table?

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Next time on "Tricky And The Devils!":

Shaggy reveals to everyone that Riser has a deal with a greater evil he shouldn't have a deal with. He also brings a special someone to Whitty.