It was a beautiful day.

Tricky was hanging out with Issei at the park. Issei was asking some questions 'n' stuff and Tricky answers them (through Telepathy, of course). Currently, Tricky was answering Issei's question on why he joined Occult Research Club in the first place.

"Why did you join the Club, anyway?" Issei asked. "I thought you like being solo?"

"Well, I was bored." Tricky answered, telepathically. "And, besides, it gets a little boring if you are all alone. So, I wanna tag along."

"...fair point."

They were silent for awhile, not knowing what to do.

"Hey, Issei."

"Yeah?"

Tricky held out a MP3 player.

"Wanna listen to some tunes while we searching?"

"Uh... sure?"

Tricky gives the MP3 Player to Issei. Issei searched for some tunes. Normally, he likes some music from Pop Artists like Ariana Grande and Billie Eilish. They are very hot. Though, his playlist isn't really what he'd expect.

They are tons of artists he have never, ever in his life, heard before. The genres are obscure, too.

The fuck? Infant Annihilator? Suicide Silence? Whitechapel? First of all, who the fuck names their band "Infant Annihilator?" That's way too edgy.

"Dude, you are looking at the Metal/Core section." Tricky reminded Issei. "If you wanna listen to Techno/Dubstep or some shit like that, just go to the 'Genres' section, then find 'Techno/Dubstep.' You'll see some music you'll like."

"Is there any Pop music?" Issei asked. "Like... Billie Eilish or Taylor Swift?"

"Fuck no, I ain't having none of that shit." Tricky said. "Well, Taylor Swift is good, but, she is way too mainstream for me."

"...is there Metallica?" Issei asked.

"Few of their albums." Tricky answered. "Like their Self-Titled, Ride The Lightning, Justice For All, Kill 'Em All, Master Of Puppets, and Death Magnetic. Still haven't downloaded Hardwired, though."

"Ooookay..."

A few minutes after, Tricky and Issei walked nearby the Church. Tricky remembers Jeb. What a hypocrite, Tricky's gotta be honest. He had a rule of no killing in his Ten Commandments, yet, he "purges" the sinners. If he loves everyone and forgives sinners, why does he kill the wicked? Tricky just wonders why.

Enough of being too real, Tricky. We got a job to do. Find some people for Rias's Peerage.

Suddenly, Issei crashed into a girl.

"Aw, for fucks sake, Issei." Tricky said. "What did I tell you about look at where you were going?"

"Tricky, I swear to god, you're acting like a mother to... me?" Issei trailed off.

"What? Cat got your tongue?" Tricky joked.

"N-no!" Issei said.

"Uhm, excuse me?" The girl that crashed with Issei earlier said. "Mind if I need some help?"

"Ah, sure!" Issei answered, while standing up. "Here, let me help you!"

He gave her a hand and she accepted it.

"Ah, thank you! You are very kind!"

"Ah, n-no worries!" Issei said, while blushing.

I swear to Jeb, Issei. If you dare adding the girl to your list of your Harem, I will go all out. Tricky thought.

Later...

"So, this is the place?" Issei said, somewhat uncomfortable.

Right in the mountains was a church, a place where a devil shouldn't go near it. Tricky was just standing there, looking at it, somewhat suspicious about it.

"Yup!" The girl said. "By the way, what is your name?"

"Ah! My name's Issei! And that's Tricky!" Issei said, pointing at the Clown.

Tricky waved his hand.

"Ah, its nice to meet you two!" The girl said. "My name's Asia Argento! I'll see you again!"

"Y-yeah! We will see each other again!"

Tricky knew that they will never see each other again, for that Issei is now a devil and he cannot go near a church.

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That night.
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Tricky was drinking tea.

Delicious tea.

He may be a dangerous Reality-Bending-Super-Zombie Clown, but, he cannot go wrong with tea. For tonight, they killed a stray devil. After that, Issei went to someone who wants to join their peerage.

The thing is that he is taking so long. So long, that Rias and her friends has to go after him.

He never minded that. For he was drinking tea.

Suddenly, a portal appeared and Rias's peerage (and Issei) appeared.

To sum it up, Issei was wounded by a Stray Excorcist named Freed or something, a type of priest who serves under a Fallen Angel.

What's interesting that Asia was there, powering some sort of barrier.

Issei cannot move on from Asia.

"I'm telling you Tricky, we have to save her!"

"Cut the bullshit, Issei. We don't even know if you could survive a fallen angel."

And the argument goes on and on.

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Til' the very next day, waddle, waddle...
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"Goddammit, Issei, what did I tell you to move on from Asia? Damn."

This day, he got injured again. Thanks to the Yuuma girl. Man, Issei can't take a break, does he?

He doesn't really know if he can move on from things.

To sum things up:

> He got disciplined by Rias (and, no, not the sexual way).

> Out of nowhere, they're going on a urgent meeting.

> Issei plans to save Asia.

What Tricky didn't expect that Kiba and Koneko somehow follows Issei. Kiba turned to Tricky.

"Hey, Tricky." Kiba asked. "Wanna join?"

Tricky thought for a moment. He held a whiteboard and scribbled on it:

Sure, I might need some tools first.

"Alright, then. We will go. Just catch up so you don't miss out, though."

Tricky nodded.

Then, they walked out of the door.

Tricky looked around and he somewhat disappeared, as if he teleported.

Wait. He actually teleported.

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Somewhere In Japan, An Abandoned Train Station...
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Tricky teleported with his Reality-Bending powers to a abandoned train station. He have been planning to use a train for awhile. Ever since he used it to kill Hank. Sadly, he failed.

He chose the longest train possible, which had 15 carriers. He smiled sadistically.

Let's move in and move fast.

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The Church...
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Issei, Kiba, and Koneko had gotten inside the seemingly empty church.

"Hahaha! Looks like you found out that we're here!" Freed shouted.

"Freed! Where's Asia?!" Issei exclaimed with defiance.

"Ohoho! You're too late, Young Devil! She is going to used for... important services. HAHAHAHA!"

"Why you little-?!"

"Wait." Kiba said, stopping Issei from attacking the Stray Excorcist. "Does anybody feel the ground shaking?"

Indeed, the ground was shaking.

The more chilling fact that there is some... music. Guitar was playing to be exact.

0:00 - 0:08

"Is that... Tricky?" Kiba said, somewhat confused and afraid.

"I don't know but," Issei said, knowing that something is wrong. "But I guess we need to..."

CHOO-CHOO! Was the sound they heard from a distance and the ground was shaking even more violently.

"MOVE AWAY!"

0:08 - (Til' The Very End.)

THE WALLS BURSTED INTO PIECES, REVEALING A TRAIN DESTROYING EVERYTHIING IN ITS PATH.

No, like, really. A motherfucking train.

(Imagine the train appearing out of nowhere and destroying the entire church.)

"What the hell?!" Freed screamed in anger and terror.

"HOLY SHIT, IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN FROM HELL!" Issei exclaimed in bewilderment and in horror.

"Just... w-where did Tricky come from and where did he get that train?!" Kiba said in utter horror.

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Outside...
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"What in heaven's name?!" Dohnaseek exclaimed.

Rias and Akeno looked at the HellTrain in bewildement. The fallen angels looked in utter terror.

THIS IS YOUR TIME TO PAY,
THIS IS YOUR JUDGEMNET DAY!
WE MADE A SACRIFICE,
AND NOW WE'RE READY TO TAKE YOUR LIFE!

WE SHOOT WITHOUT A GUN!
WE'LL TAKE ON ANYONE!
IT'S REALLY NOTHING NEW,
IT'S JUST THE THING WE LIKE TO DO!

Tricky stepped out from his Train.

Time to make some bloodshed.

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Looks like Tricky is going all out! Will he succeed in killing the enemies?

Spoiler alert: He did.

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NEXT TIME ON TRICKY AND THE DEVILS!:

The cat is now out of the bag. The peerage learns that Tricky is not what they would think. How would they handle the Super-Reality-Bending-Zombie-Clown?

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