S1 - 2 - Clown On The Move

Tricky was preparing for the things about to come. He prepped his mask and guns and his trusty Stop Sign for... Reasons.

(If you know Madness Combat very well, then you know what's the reason why he brings that stop sign.)

He went out to find his new friend and his girlfriend. He knows something is suspicious here. First of all, why would that girl whom he and Issei never met comes up to them so suddenly and asked Issei to be her boyfriend? Second, there is a dark energy emitting from her. Nobody can't deny that.

He put on his mask, he brought his guns (particularly, his M.16), then he went off from the house and locked it. Nobody likes robbers and burglars, right?

He went to the place where the date will occur.

The park.

Where is it exactly?

Just outside from this village and near the city. He brought up a map and pointed it exactly where it is, walked out from his house, and locked the doors so no stranger will get killed. Nobody likes robbers and burglars, right?

He walked fast. So fast, that he bumped to a girl with things she probably bought at a grocery store.

"Oh! Sorry!" The girl said. "Didn't see you there!"

Tricky looked at the woman. She's pretty, not gonna lie. She got curves. A suspiciously skimpy jacket. And a very short shorts.

(If you know this girl from somewhere, then you're a man of culture.)

"What's your name?" She said. "You look like some new guy here."

He brought up a sign and written his name: Tricky.

"Ah! Nice to meet you! Name's Pixen, by the way." She said, while examining him. "I gotta assume you are a mute?"

Tricky nodded.

"Ah, I see." Pixen said. "Hey! You could come to my house later this night! We got a huge party going on. Here is my address."

She then brought up a card where the address is and her additional information.

"Cya this night!~"

Ooookay...? Thats a weird encounter. Tricky could've sworn he have seen her somewhere. He looked at the card.

69420 Street, House Number 21
Pixen Ambers
Age: 21
Job: [Secret!~]
If you wanna contact me, here is my number:
0907694001

Sorry, Pixen, but Tricky's got a job to do.

Wait, was the job he was gonna do?

Oh shit.

ISSEI!

He ran as fast as he could. Probably a little too fast.

-

It was a beautiful and awesome day. Its the weekend so Issei and Yuuma is in a date now. Lucky bastard, isn't he? Well, unbeknownst to him, Tricky was mysteriously spying on him. Well, we know why.

He detects some sort of energy from her, that's what.

The weird thing is... nobody around to see them. That pushes his suspicion to the ninety-nine percent. If this ends up being a murder, then Issei's name will not die in vain. Sure, he is a perverted bastard, but he seems like a good guy deep within his heart.

They stopped in a fountain.

Here we go.

"Uh, hey Issei, can ask you a favor?" Yuuma asked.

"S-sure! What is it?" Issei said.

Tricky knew this is going to be it. He can sense it, the threatening aura is starting to darken around Yuuma.

"Will you be drop dead for me?"

"Eh?"

HE KNEW IT! TRICKY KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

Wait, there is something that Tricky doesn't understand. Why would she kill Issei in the first place?

Suddenly, TRANSFORMATION!

Tricky was blinded by the lights for a short time, then, he sees that Yuuma isn't exactly who she seems.

She is a angel.

No, like, literally. She is angel with black wings with skimpy clothing.

God, why it has to be skimpy clothing?

"I must admit, we had a very fun time with together. But, unfortunately..." Yuuma started to say.

She formed a spear out of her hands.

"...drop dead for me."

NO, YOU AIN'T.

Suddenly, she and Issei heard a screech not far away from them. And, out of nowhere, Tricky slapped the hoe with his trusty Stop Sign.

"TRICKY?!"

Tricky started to speak telepathically.

"Sup, Issei. You should've been sus about her like that one game... uh, what was that game again?"

"You can speak?!"

"Yep! There's no time to explain now. I am going to beat this bitch for almost killing you."

"Ah! So you are his friend from last week!" Yuuma started to say.

Tricky growled in an animalistic kind of way.

"Too bad..."

SHINCK!

Wha-?

"Issei really needs to die." Yuuma said. "He is a danger to us."

SHIT!

He turned back to see that Issei got stabbed by the spear.

Goddammit!

He was about to throw his Stop Sign but it was too late. She was gone without a trace.

He ran towards Issei's almost dead body and started speaking to him telepathically.

"Issei? You there buddy?" He asked.

"Why are you so casual about this?" Issei answered.

"Hey, this is not my first time seeing somebody die in front of my eyes. In fact, I have seen thousands to die before my eyes."

"Man, atleast before she could kill me, she could've let me squeeze her tits."

"...goddammit, Issei."

"Man, why I gotta die in the most confusing way, possible?"

"..."

"If I am going to reincarnate, please..."

Suddenly, a glow started to emit from his pockets and a paper flew through the air. Then, out of nowhere, a redheaded girl with demon wings materialized.

"So, you must be the one who called me?"

Tricky said nothing.

"Well then..."

A glow started to appear from her hands.

"Live for me."

...

"You guys seriously cannot remember?"

"What do you mean? We don't remember this... Yuuma chick. You must've been out of your head."

Issei could've sworn that he had a date.

"Hey! Why not watch some... gentleman movie collection?"

MEANWHILE WITH TRICKY...

That's strange. People around Issei could not remember what the heck happened yesterday. Well, except for Tricky, atleast. How is this possible? Must be some sort of Improbability Drive.

But, an ordinary Improbability Drive doesn't erase someone's memory, right?

Damn.

Maybe some rest would cool off.

. . .

AND THATS A WRAP!

Sorry if this is kind of rushed, though.

So, Tricky have learned that there is something going on around this universe. What else can he do?

Anyways, cya in the next chapter!

. . .

NEXT TIME ON TRICKY AND THE DEVILS!:

Tricky is on a hunt for mysteries. When he witnessed Issei die (again), he learns about angels and devils. What lies before the Super Reality-Bending Zombie Clown? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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