S1 - 1 - OMFG CLOWN!!!

What a beautiful day.

Everything was painted with blood and gore. It was all beautiful.

All of the doing was done by one guy and his name is Tricky, The Reality Bending Super Zombie Clown.

He is basically a clown with god-like powers that could even kill Jebus Friest himself. Like, he killed him like a thousand times now.

For his origin story, he was a normal grunt with clown face-paint and a jetpack that turned into what he is now, thanks to Hank, Jebus Friest and his Portable Improbability Drive. Well, not quite sure if we had to blame them but, yeah.

Actually, he is sleeping for the whole time.

All of that was a dream.

He was awaken by the sounds of birds chirping... Huh. That's strange. In Nevada, all of Nature's animals are dead, thanks to Hank literally killing the sun.

He opened his eyes and see that's pretty surprising.

All he see is green grass and some occasional trees. He stands up and began walking in this strange place.

Not gonna lie, he is glad to have Nature back but this place... It doesn't feel like Nevada, its less destructive and less... Mad. Now, that's something to get used to. A world that is not driven by Madness, that will take a long time since... Y'know. The entire world was driven by Madness.

Any who, he sees that he is just outside from a village.

Somehow, something is telling him that he should go to the village.

He grabbed his pocket and felt something. He grabbed it and unveiled that it was a letter.

He opened it and it reads:

Dear Tricky,

You have became way too powerful than expected. So, we transported you to a new world that's probably gonna fall to your madness. Have fun while it lasts.

Sincerely,
The Auditor and The Gang

P.S: There is a house near the gates of the village. It might give you some of your needs (the key is in the mailbox, btw).

P.P.S: There is a box in the living room's table that gives you a perfume and some good guns.

P.P.P.S: The purpose for the perfume is you need to freshen up. You smell like a rotten dead skunk who got fucked to death by some weirdo.

Well, damn, okay.

The last part left Tricky giggling like a maniac. Like, really? He really smells that bad? He smelt it his arm pits and, damn, they were actually right. He has never taken a bath ever since he became insane with the Portable Improbality Drive.

He walked to the house near the gates. Like the letter said, the key is in the Mail Box. He opened and grabbed the keys. He went to the house and, boom, the living room is here.

He went to the said box and opened it. There is a perfume and a M.16. Goddamn, the M.16 brought some of his memories.

The perfume is a brand called "Auditor's Perfume." It promised that it will make your body odor to go away forever. Weird.

The Auditor isn't really type of guy who makes Men Bodycare products. But, Tricky guessed it was only for this situation.

Aside from that, there is a another letter.

He opened it up and it reads:

Dear Tricky,

Here is the stuff you need. The M.16 has unlimited bullets (nobody knows how the fuck Auditor got it) and the perfume is for that rotten skunk smell you have. Hope you have fun and take over the world with madness!

By the way, we enrolled you in a school that's just nearby. Heard that it was once a all-girl school turned into a co-ed school. Cool, right?

Anyways, I gotta stop writing this, now. Cya next time!

Sincerely,
A Grunt Who Is A Big Fan Of Tricky

Okay, a grunt whose a fan of him. Now, that's just weird. Even for him. Sure, his world is weird in a very deadly way, but a grunt who is a fan of him? That's next level of weird.

Now, about this school.

Someone enrolled him there for some reason.

For what, exactly? Is it fate? Or its just Lazy Writing? Who knows.

He sprayed his body with his newly-found perfume so he will not smell like a rotten dead skunk as the letters said. They really hate his smell that much?

So he grabbed his things (not the M.16. He is sure that's not allowed in the school) and went to the school.

Wonder whats gonna happen.

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Time skip.
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Damn, that was boring.

Like any other school, its just students just learning without actually learning everything. Except the majority is girls and the minority is boys.

Weird.

Earlier, the principal was weirded out by his appearance. His skin is rotten green and there was some occasional scars, too, which is concerning for the kid (even though he is not really a kid. The papers lied.) He has a mask too. Which brings to the conclusion that he is a special case. The papers also said that he has a case of Hyper ADHD.

...what?

Okay, he is just gonna roll with it.

The principal introduced him to the entire school.

As expected, they were weirded out. A few murmurs, he suppose.

"Who is he?"

"Why does he look like that?"

"Why is his skin green? He looks like a zombie..."

And other stuff.

He didn't mind. He was pretty tolerant to insults. But, please, don't piss him off. He is gonna smack you with his stop sign.

After awhile, he met a kid who goes by the name "Issei Hyodou," who is really perverted kid. All he talks is tits and tits and tits. Thats it.

Tricky was never really a pervert. He talks about women, too. But, he respects them. Give them their privacy.

After awhile, Tricky Caught Issei and his friends peeking at the girls' bathroom, which he ignored. He is gonna get his ass kicked by just looking at girls, anyway.

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Right now.
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He was walking with Issei and was talking mad about tits and girls again. Like, bro. All he talks about is girls and tits and even more tits.

Its annoying, but he is a friend he just made.

They stopped at a place for a moment.

"...man." Issei started. "What a dark youth I have."

Here we go.

"Will I ever touch tits, Tricky? It seems I have no hope..."

Tricky shrugged. He is pretty sure that Issei is just desperate for affection.

Or not, I don't know.

Suddenly, Tricky felt a energy. It's weaker than the Improbability Drive energy but its here.

"Uh... Excuse me?"

Tricky and Issei looked at the side. Its a girl with black here. Tricky could've sworn that's the energy coming from.

"Are you Issei Hyoudou?" The girl said.

"Uh, yes?"

"I'm Yuuma Amano..." The girl said. "And... I want you to be my boyfriend."

Tricky was shocked, to say the least. Like, OKAY. Why so sudden, though?

Thats suspicious.

"WOOO, YES!" Issei cheered.

Oh boy.

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Okay, I might do a remaster of this chapter. This seems way too rushed. Even for me.

Also, don't worry, Tricky will show his Madness to the world in later chapters.

So, whaddya guys think?

Let me know in the comments.

Also, for the looks of Tricky, he is gonna look like this:

(Credits to Pest Gremlin.)

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Next time in Tricky And The Devils...

Tricky tries to find out why that this... Yuuma wants to be Issei's girlfriend, since y'know, Issei is perverted enough to have a girlfriend.

However, in their date, Tricky uncovers a dark secret.

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