♡

♡

June 8th, 2023
9:30 am

Relief flooded through my trembling body the moment Sawyer's rambunctious laughter and scrawny arms were wrapped around my neck choking me in a bear hug. I held onto him, feeling like it had been fuckin' ages since I'd seen my best friend in this entire fuckin' universe.

"BITCH!" he hollored into my ear, "Have you gained weight? Your tits and ass were smaller through video chat."

A snicker escaped my lips, "You think so? Well, at least I put on weight where it matters. No matter how many cheeseburgers you consume, your tiny dick won't get any bigger."

Sawyer released an overly loud gasp of offense, "I'll have you know that my cock is a decent size! You've seen it yourself." his dramatic whine left his puffy lips and was said into my neck. I shoved him off playfully and laughed loudly, "That tickles!"

The wicked grin on Sawyer's lips only widened, "Bitch, you know that only makes me wanna do it more – now I got greeting you off my long ass to-do list, where's that scrumptious big-dicked neighbor?" he bit his lip.

An immediate cringe left me as I remembered what happened not even ten minutes ago. Fuck's sake, do you think he's calmed down now?

"You look dumb tryin' to be sexy, my dude – but anyways, something's up with that fucktard–"

The loud slamming of the front door cut off my sentence and both Sawyer and I turned to investigate. Lo and behold; was Jungkook – looking even fuckin' angrier as he slammed the door and locked it.

He stormed off the porch, wearing a black tank top that clung to every ridge, curve, and indentation of his robust chest. I shivered, seeing the tattoos, the chains around his neck and his wrist, and the multiple rings on his sexy fuckin' hands.

FUCK–-I would totally let this sexy motherfucker rearrange my insides with that big pierced dick and those hands of his around my neck–

"My dick is so hard right now," Sawyer said in a whisper, eyes as wide as two fuckin' dinner plates as Jungkook passed us, coldly glaring at both of us whilst placing a black beanie of his dark fluffy hair.

Bitch.

Why is he still acting like I would drop Bam off at the nearest dog pound?

"I'd let that sexy beast tear my ass up, I swear I would," he whispered into my ear.

"Ew, TMI, you little cunt muffin." I snorted, biting down on the edge of my lip as I watched Jungkook unlock his sleek black Mercedes and hop inside. Sawyer's hairy leg bounced up and down in anticipation while he shoved his hair back with a low sigh.

Out of the corner of my eye, I watched Liddy Johnson skid down the sidewalk, approaching us quickly. She shoved her red hair out of her eyes and pouted when we all stood, side by fuckin' side, as Jungkook revved the car's motor and sped down the street until he was out of sight.

"Awh," Liddy pouted, stomping her long foot on the ground as Sawyer and I side-eyed each other. "Where'd he go? He seems to hate you two like he does me."

I rolled my eyes, "It's not my business to know where he's going – I ain't his fuckin' keeper. But if I had to guess, I'd say he's heading to a brothel to get his dick sucked."

Yeah...I was pissed at the way he was acting.

Sawyer snickered and fist-bumped me, "Yeah, bitch. Go on home. And he doesn't hate us. He probably saw you coming since you kept stalking him." He shot back at her, propping a hand on his lean hip sassily, "Lemme give you a piece of advice, sweetie...guys don't find stalking cute. Learn to be a pro dick sucker and that'll turn his head."

I slapped my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing my ass off when Liddy thought over his advice and hummed. "I'll consider that. Thanks, Sawyer! Later, guys!"

Sawyer and I were left, dumbfounded, as Liddy skipped back down the street to her house.

Sawyer ruffled his chocolate brown hair and raised his perfectly shaped brows. "That was fuckin' wild, bro. C'mon, let's go pig out at Gramps' diner and you can tell me everything I missed."

"You won't believe most of the shit I've been going through the past couple of days – I even had to have the nut house on speed dial 'cause of JK."

I would have called him Jungkook in front of Sawyer...but on another hand, I liked being the only one to call him by his full name. ( I didn't want to admit that it made me feel special and it was also the fact that I wanted to respect his privacy — even though he was a major ass ).

Sawyer squealed like a little girl and grinned wolfishly – the two of us already hauling our asses to his Kia.

"I know this shit is gonna be GOLD," he giggled, "Now tell me! Don't leave a bitch waitin'!"

***

June 9th, 2023
11 am

Nearly an hour and a half later, Sawyer and I were pigging out at Gramps' diner – while I filled Sawyer in on everything that had been happening. Not to mention, Sawyer had been fangirling like the little bitch he was.

"That fucking beech nut makes me so fuckin' mad that I have to remind myself that I'm an adult and I'll be fuckin' charged as one." I sneered at the thought of that fuckin' bastard turning a fucking one-eighty and switching moods faster than a bitch dog in heat. "But some days I believe that my horoscope is gonna tell not to fuckin' kill anyone today." 

Sawyer gnawed at a chicken bone – the fucker hadn't realized he ate all the chicken off it – and clicked his tongue. "I think you're just mad that he hurt your feelings."

I huffed and avoided his eyes, crossing my arms across my chest. "Ain't true," I argued weakly, "I'm always annoyed by him. And I'll have to use my fucking earplugs tonight." I grouched, envious of the bitch he's gonna bring home tonight.

My feelings toward him were confusing for me to understand...but I'd rather deal with that at a later date ( a much later date ), and continue to be fuckin' angry with him.

Today was beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS.

Sawyer snickered, "You lyin' little bitch."

"You nosey little peach-fuzzed dicksucker."

"HEY! Just because you have a beard doesn't mean you're not a man, cunt licker. Virgins can grow hair too. I could grow a nice long-assed beard if I wanted to."

"Bitch puh-lease. I was there when you were crying your fuckin' eyes out when you sprouted your first ball hair – last fuckin' year."

"You're just bitchy 'cause big daddy JK is mad at your ass. Just admit you're scared of your feelings for him and of him when he's pissed."

I scoffed, "The only person I'm afraid of is myself because I'm fuckin' crazy. And I DON'T have feelings for him. Don't you remember that day he was so rude to me?"

"Try to forgive and forget, you wussy."

"Forgive and forget? Please. I'm not Jesus or a senior citizen with Alzheimer's."

Sawyer rolled his eyes and threw down the clean chicken bone, smacking his lips together to rid them of the sauce coating them. "Explain it to me, then."

Nope. Nope. Fuckin' NOPE.

I don't have the patience or the kindness to get into this conversation. I did not have feelings for him. Right? The only feelings for him I had were hate.

"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."

"Well fuck you then," Sawyer sucked loudly from the straw inside the cup of coke by his side. "At least my birth certificate isn't an apology from the birth control factory."

"Bitch please, I'm fuckin' fabulous! I piss glitter, sweat diamonds, shit cupcakes, and fart motherfuckin' rainbows."

"You're actin' so fuckin' fake China denied they made your moody ass!"

"Kids these days...no sense of respect." An old lady, around the age of fuckin' ninety muttered, pushing her walker across the floor of the diner, sending both Sawyer and me a death glare.

"Listen, Miss, we're at the age where "fuck you and your life" or "Fuck that shit" and "Fuck off to the fiery pits of hell" is the answer to almost everything," Sawyer said with a sigh, making himself look older than he was. I snickered loudly and bit my fist to smother my laughter but ultimately failed the moment the lady gasped and shoved herself and the walker along.

"I'm trying to cut down on my fuckin' swearing! Let's see how the fuck that goes!" I called out causing Sawyer to bang his head against the wall howling with laughter.

My laughter soon joined his and for the first time in a while – I felt free, having Sawyer by my side. If there was one person in this world I relied on and respected the most; It would be my family and him.

"Ah, bitch, I missed you so much." he wiped the tears of mirth underneath his eyes and ran his hands across his freckled face. "But, be real with me; how do you really feel about this?"

I chewed my lips and surrendered to his questions. "Like, it kinda hurt my feelings. Since it came out of nowhere...and I thought we were starting to, ya know, get along? I know I'm a bitch and everything...but that's just how I am. I say most of that shit to get people to laugh since...I don't got anything else to offer anyone. He even got to the point where he was smiling at me...and then out of nowhere, it's like he hates me again."

Sawyer nodded and gripped my hand from across the table. "You got a shit ton of amazing qualities, my love. He's a fuckin' skunt if he doesn't see it."

I laughed at his reply and tucked my curls behind my ears, "Skunt? The fuck is that?"

Sawyer gave me a smug smirk, "Because sometimes Skank and Cunt isn't enough, lovey. What will you do now?"

"I don't fuckin' know. Just continue to hate him more."

"How much hatred are we talkin' bout?" he matched my smirk.

A nonchalant shrug left me, "Not too much, but I'd unplug his life support to charge my vibrator."

"You fuckin' savage! You know what," Sawyer clapped his hands and jumped up and down in his seat happily, "I just got the best fuckin' idea!"

I matched his enthusiasm, "Tell me! Don't let me wait in suspense!"

"Imma stay with you tonight! My folk are still off in New York with Grams and Gramps so I'm free!"

I balked, "Stay with me? Bro, JK would fuckin' drown me in the pool. I can't bring guys home! It's a rule."

I was woman enough to admit I was scared of facing him when he was really, truly pissed the fuck off.

Sawyer smirked, "So he's allowed to bring skanks home and you can't? And don't be acting so innocent, we both know you're a pro rule breaker."

I pursed my lips, thinking it over before a sigh left my lips, "It's his house, plus, you wouldn't want to stay. You couldn't survive it."

JK got stamina and that motherfucker will be up all freaking night. I shivered, I won't be getting any sleep – I wouldn't want to bring Sawyer down with me. That bitch is grumpy as fuck when he's tired.

...and I wasn't willing to share my earplugs. Those were mine and I'd kill a bitch over them.

"Please?" He begged, puppy dog eyes on full display, "I swear, he won't know I'm there."

"...ughhh..." I muttered to myself, already regretting my decision, "Fine. But don't get bitchy if you don't get any sleep."

"Like that'd ever happen."

a/n ; SAWYER IS HERE! Don't you all love him already?? He's like, the perfect friends for Athena!
Tell me your thoughts on this chapter, and, as always; THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!!

IMPORTANT ; imma gonna start giving some fanfic recommendations!

If you enjoy my BTS ffs, please check out svnbtluvs , her stories ARE SO AMAZING ( She's such a great writer and friend to me ) so give Niyah a follow and read her amazing books!

If you enjoy academy ffs, please check out Teta-Ray book — a hero who stole 14 broken hearts! She's a terrific writer and such a good friend to me! Give her a follow and read her book!