Kyle wasn't quite sure what to expect from Kenny 98% of the time, but he really wasn't expecting Kenny to break into his room in the middle of the night and blurt out: "How long have you and Stan been fucking?"

Kyle sat there in Stan's t-shirt and his underwear as Kenny stared expectantly at him for a long while in silence. Kyle blushed pink before stammering out, "What?"

"How. Long. Have. You. And. Stan. Been-"

"No, no, no, no-" Kyle shakes his hands at Kenny cutting him off as his blush reddened. "I heard what you said, but what the fuck, dude?"

"What the fuck?" Kenny repeats, "I should be the one asking you 'what the fuck,'" Kenny said crossing his arms, "Why did my sister know you two, my best friends, were fucking but I didn't?"

"Why does Karen know!" Kyle half shrieks, feeling more embarrassed.

"That's not the point!" Kenny pouts. "You guys should've told me when you started banging."

Kyle covers his face. How many people actually know right now...? "Ken, dude," Kyle starts bashfully, "We're dating. Stan's my boyfriend... I think."

"You think?"

"Well," Kyle readjusts himself awkwardly, "Stan was the one who wanted to keep it a secret, sort of. We haven't really clarified anything about our 'relationship,'" Kyle made air quotes, "I just... we might just be fucking, but I want to date him. Openly. But I don't know. I'm scared."

Kenny looked at Kyle's downcast face and he wrapped his arm around Kyle's shoulders, "Why are you scared?" Kyle leans into Kenny's touch, finding his friend comforting.

"What if he doesn't actually want me?"

"Kyle," Kenny says with a small smile, "Stan is crazy about you. Anyone who sees you two knows that. He's always wants to be around you and is doing anything you ask him-" Kenny laughs quietly, "He's so whipped for you. He loves you so much and everyone can tell."

Kyle wipes at his watery eyes but smiles at Kenny. "Then why didn't you know we were together?"

Kenny smiles, "Because you two always act like a couple. You always have. Even when he was dating Wendy you guys acted like a couple... It was so obvious I couldn't see it," Kenny laughs and Kyle laughs with him, hugging Kenny. "Let's get you your mans," Kenny says smirking.