You're so full of... SHIT!

I spent the next couple of minutes helping hifumi out with the milk tea, he seemed excited to have my help. Complimenting me a couple of seconds, he thanked me overall for standing up to Celestia. However when we finished only two people were left in the cafeteria.

"Where did everyone go?" I asked as Makoto spotted us.

"Well...nobody's seen Byakuya this morning, so we've all decided to go look for him."

"Wh-What!? That's not good at all!" Hifumi clutched onto the teacup as if it were going to break at any moment. "However...this little piggy needs to... I have a holy edict to deliver a proper milk tea to my master! To bless this undeserving swine with such an honor...! I will serve you with all my heart and soul!"

'Hifumi please...'

"O-Oh, okay. Good luck with that..." I begged the lucky student to take me with him, I've had enough of Hifumi and his BDSM for the day. We ran into the rest of the cast, some were in the bathroom, others were in the back of the room.

In the end we found byakuya safe and sound. Makoto offered to show me one of his favorite dishes before the night time announcement went off, how i shouldve said no...

"Hey, Makoto! Y/N! Perfect timing!" This was the first thing we heard when we walked into the cafeteria. Taka was waving the both of us over to him and Mondo.

"Huh? What's going on?" Makoto asked.

"I have a favor to ask!"

"C'mon, guys. You gotta be our witness!" Mondo exclaimed, looking at each other before asking what's the matter. "This guy's been talkin' shit about me since day one. Callin' me a coward and shit like that..."

Taka immediately shot back, "You are a coward! That's why you turn to violence to solve your problems! That's why you can't do what society asks of you, why you walk around dressed like that!"

"...The fuck you say? You dunno shit."

"You've already lost to yourself, but you're such a coward you don't even realize it!

"So what, you sayin' you're *not* a coward? You think you're tougher than me?

"I know I am!"

"Okay, then let's throw down. Prove you got what I don't get!"

"I accept your challenge!"

"Good luck Makoto, i'm not dealing with this..." I patted the short male on the shoulders quickly trying to remove myself from the situation. However I didn't even get to walk away before Makoto gripped onto my shoulder dragging me back to the table.

"Hell no, if i have to deal with this, then so do you."

Mondo brought both of our attention back onto them, "So that's what's happening', guys. You gotta be our witness!"

"You're gonna...throw down? You're not gonna like...start punching each other, are you?" Makoto released my arms.

"There's a bathhouse on the 1st floor of the dorm, right? With a sauna inside?"

Taka grinned, "I see...a simple endurance contest, is it? We're going to see who can stay in the sauna the longest, am I right!?"

"Goddamn straight!"

The two lead us down the hallway back into the washroom where I took off my apron. I felt like I was suffocating with the heat and extra layers on my body.

I folded the apron and shoved it in my purse, "A-Are you guys really gonna go through with this?"

"Shit yeah!"

"He'll be done in a matter of minutes, anyway. People like him are, without exception, all talk!" Taka snarled.

"Bring! It! On! Hell, let's make things interesting. Wouldn't wanna win without a challenge, right?"

"Interesting...?"

"We're gonna battle with all our clothes on!"

"Th-That's idiotic! Suicidal!" Taka pointed at me, "Even Y/N who isn't participating took off their apron!"

"Y/N is a wuss, What, you afraid?"

"Y-You're going to regret this!"

"Shut up and let's do this!"

'Did mondo just call me a pussy?'

I watched outside the sauna with Makoto, the two males inside were currently pulling a montero and meeting Satin themselves. Taka completely nude excluding a simple towel and Mondo who thankfully was clothed.

"H-Hey, Mondo..." Taka looked over at him worriedly.

"What, asshole?"

"You can take off your uniform, ya know. Go ahead, I won't judge."

"And you can shut the fuck up and mind your own business. I mean, look at you. Your face is all red. What're you, one of those goddamn hot spring monkeys?"

"I-It just so happens...I was born with a red face...!"

"You don't have to act all big, man."

"A-Act, you say? Hahaha! I'm still plenty good to go! I'm so good, I could eat a steaming-hot bowl of soup right now!"

Makoto looked over to me, worried as the two bickered, "Are they...okay?"

"I'm tempted to make Taka a bowl of noodles--"

"Don't you dare." I heard a muffled voice from the inside of the room. Even playing this game a bunch of times before, I was still concerned. A few minutes passed... Then a few dozen minutes... Then an hour...

Taka chuckled, "D-Don't you think...it's about time...you gave up?"

"What about you? You can't even hardly talk...dumbass."

"Say wh-whatever you want...I'm still totally...good to go! In fact, I'm starting to feel...kinda cold!"

"That's...prolly not good..."

"H-Hey, uh...guys? I know you both wanna prove how big of badasses you are, but...don't you think you've done enough?" Makoto softly tapped the window. Both males shouted at him to shut up. The nightime announcement made me jump out of my skin, "...Hey, did you hear that? It's nighttime. How about we call it a tie?"

"In a true competition...there's no such thing as a tie! You win, or you lose. That's...the only thing that matters!" Taka shot a hand out before it fell back onto his lap with a slap.

"Listen to you...you son of a bitch...! Then bring it on...! I'll...I'll push you right up to the gates of hell!"

"Th-This isn't good, guys..." Makoto tried to convince both males. "Y/N help me out!"

"I want to go to bed."

"You're no help.."

"Yeah, you hear him? Better crawl on back...to your room...! I'll let you know how it went...in the morning! Then you can start spreading my...my legend...!"

Take grinned, "Come tomorrow morning...you'll fall down in front of me..down on your knees. I'll show you where to do it...!"

"Big talk from someone...whose face is about to explode...!"

"Right back a-at ya!"

"...Okay, well...g'night then." I leaned onto Makoto and explained that I'll turn off the sauna after a couple of minutes to get them out. We walked down back to our rooms, Makoto wished me a good night before slamming shut the door.

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