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      The 2nd floor is laid out much like the first, though it doesn't have a dormitory attachment. Couple classrooms, bathrooms and some big rooms to explore. Chihiro happily allowed me to follow the girls into the pool area.

          Aoi already having fun in the lobby spotted us, "Oh, Y/N! Hey, guess what! Guess what I found! A pool! There's a pool here! A POOL! Pool pool pool!"

           "I see, a pool!"

           "And there a ton of exercise equipment in the locker room! Sakura's gonna go nuts when she finds out!"

          "Yeah, you're right about that." Hina turned to Chihiro asking if he were excited we all got to be able to swim in the pool.

         "No... I...don't like wearing swimsuits." He shook his head and clasped his arms. "But still...it sounds like the locker rooms here have all the exercise equipment you could ask for. Maybe I'll give it a try. I'd kind of like to get a little stronger..."

         "You want to get stronger? Hmm... I guess i also need to get stronger, hey why don't you come get me sometime and we can go work out together?" I suggested to the smaller boy.

           Instantly he shook his head, "Your arm is injured!"

           "I always have my other one? And i could just do leg workouts." I encouraged, he brought his hands up to his chin and I flashed him a smile. "Just think about it, okay?"

           Aoi walked towards the girls locker eagerly, she pulled the door however it wasn't going to budge no matter how hard, "Oh! And I guess you need your handbook to get into the locker rooms!"
Celestia asked, "Really?"

         "Really really!" Monokuma explained, "If you wanna unlocker the locker room you'll have to swipe your personal e-Handbook across the card reader next to the door. However, to ensure maximum security within each locker room only a boy's handbook can open the boys locker room, and the same goes for the girls! And that's the bottom line!"

         Celestia twirled a strand of hair between her fingers, "Hmm...but what if someone opens the door, and then someone else sneaks in?"

          "Anyone who commits such indecency will be punished without mercy for their scandalous sexual depravity!"See, there's a Gatling gun mounted on the ceiling, right? And it'll be all DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA DUKKA!"

           Aoi mumbled, "I bet it'd really hurt to get shot by that thing..."

          "Um, no...I think it'd be a *little* worse than that..." Chihiro bit his lips.

        Celestia nodded, she turned to monokuma and asked, "But what happens if someone loans their handbook to someone else? A boy could borrow a girl's handbook, and that would get them into the girls locker room, would it not?"

          "Wh--!?" The bear held his hands-- er paws, up to his face "That never even occurred to me! To think someone could be so low, so cowardly, so devilish!.... Hmm... Okay, then how's this sound? Time for a new rule! As of this moment, loaning your e-Handbook to another student is strictly prohibited." My purse buzzed, I pulled it out and boom, there was the new rule. "There! So now nobody can give their handbook to anyone else, right? You like that? I'm kind of a genius, right? It's cuz my brain is 100% cotton!"

          "I do not imagine anyone would have lent their handbook out in the first place. After all, they would likely be held responsible for anything that person might do using their handbook..." Celesita hummed.

           "But ya know, you seem awfully concerned with all this locker room security stuff..." I played with the hem of my apron.

         "It's cuz all you teenagers are sex-crazed maniacs! You're at that age you'd try humping a plastic bottle! So to keep anything unseemly from happening, I have to maintain a rigorous watch!"

        "Then in that case, I would ask that you keep the same close eye on our dorms. If some man and some woman decided to share a room, there would be nothing to stop them." Celestia argued.

        "All I care about is protecting the holy image of the school itself! I don't care what happens in your private dorms! By force or by cunning, do whatever you want!"

         "Maaan, that stupid bear totally ruined my mood! Maybe I'll go take a dip to cheer myself up." Aoi stretched, she looked back at us with a cheeky grin. "Y/N, Celeste, Chihiro, you wanna come with me?"

         Celesita immediately declined, "There is nothing I hate more than getting water on my face."

        "Sorry...I'll pass this time."

        "Uhh, i don't do pools.."

        "How come! When you're in a funk, there's nothing better than a good swim to pull you out of it!" Aoi winned, she pulled on my arm trying to get me to rush into the locker room. "Let's actually enter the locker room this time."

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