Squidward: Wha..? (Looks at window) Oh, my. (looking at future Bikini Bottom, but in silver and chrome color) Impossible! He's lying! (non-chrome colored flower pops, then a fish sprays chrome color onto it, goes back to the truck and drives away.) He's right!

(Patrick walks into the cashier.) Random Fish caller: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick. (Patrick whistles and the telephone rings again.) Random Fish caller 2: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: (a little bit furious) No, this is Patrick. (He whistles again, the telephone makes its one last ring.) Random Fish caller 3: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick:(already furious at the caller) NO! THIS IS PATRICK! (He jumps when putting the telephone back to the cashier.) I'm not a Krusty Krab. Spongebob: Uhh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant. Patrick(in shock) Huh?

The next quote is from: http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/One_Krabs_Trash_(transcript)

Fish #2: I understand you're selling this rare novelty drink hat. [holds up a picture of the hat that SpongeBob just bought]Mr. Krabs: Fresh out.
Fish #2: Let me explain. [takes out some money] I'm prepared to give you $500 for that drink hat.
Mr. Krabs: [drools] Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-...
Fish #3: Not so fast. [elbows the other fish out of the way] I'll give you $1000 for such a hat. [Mr. Krabs is stammering and drooling]
Nat: I'll give you $100,000, in cash, for said hat. [Mr. Krabs is drooling up a river]
Fred: [in a row boat] Sir? I'll give you one million dollars for that hat! [row boat drifts off]
Mr. Krabs: [runs off to find the hat, leaving a trail of drool behind] SpongeBob!

Narrator: Sounds like a lot of-
Tiny fish: Hoopla!
Narrator: It sounds like a lot-
Tiny fish: Hoopla!
Narrator: Sounds like a-
Tiny fish: Hoopla! (Camera zooms to him) Hoopla! (gets hit by a brick)
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty right? (laughs)
WRONG!!!
Narrator: The Krusty Krab today!

Next Quote!: http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Can_You_Spare_a_Dime%3F_(transcript)

SpongeBob: I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it? [Jumps on top of Squidward in bed] You know why? Because when I want a job [pokes Squidward's nose] done I get someone with a job [pokes Squidward's nose] to do that job!
Squidward: What are you saying?
[This turns out to be the last straw. Outside, SpongeBob's house jumps into the air before the side is smashed out as a manic SpongeBob pushes the bed, with Squidward still in it, outside and towards the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: [talking on his phone] Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for me? [SpongeBob grabs phone and throws it away]
SpongeBob: You want your dime back?! [takes one out] Take it! Now Squidward can come back right? [Mr. Krabs checks the dime through a telescope]
Mr. Krabs: Wrong. That ain't me first dime.
SpongeBob: Then have some more dimes! [throws out more dimes] I've got plenty of 'em!
Mr. Krabs: You can't put a price on me first dime! And I can't forgive that thieving bilge rat, Squidward for stealing it!
SpongeBob: [finally snapping in extreme fury, he grabs Mr. Krabs by the throat and holds him up in the air] Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! And you're not going to hire him back all because of a stupid dime?! [a prehistoric dime falls out of Mr. Krabs' back pocket after SpongeBob shook him back and forth] What's that?