Lyra has updated her status~  A funny thing happened to me the other day

Comments:

Hilda: What happened?

Lyra: OMA Hilda! You're still alive!

Hilda: I'm sorry, I just haven't been on Facebook lately. What happened?

Lyra: Oh yeah! Well ya see, I was surfing along Route 42 and a wild Pokémon appeared

Lyra: I was thinking, 'Alright, what kind of Goldeen do we have today?' Ya know, the usual?

Lyra: But NOOOO

Lyra: It wasn't a Goldeen

Lyra: Or a fish

Lyra: Heck, it wasn't even a Water-type!

Hilda: Lyra, you're scaring me

Lyra: Do you even KNOW WHAT I RAN INTO!?

Hilda: No, that's why you were telling me

Lyra: While I was surfing...

Lyra: Along Route...

Lyra: ...42

Lyra: I ran into the Fire-type...

Lyra: Legendary Beast...

Lyra: Entei...

Hilda: ...The who and the what now?

Lyra: UUUGGGGHHHHH

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Rosa has updated her status~ Quick question, do any of you think I have a crush on you or anyone you know? I want to know if I'm being obvious enough.

Comments:

Blue: Everyone has a crush on me, if not, attracted

Leaf: Wow, that's just, wow

Red: ...*steadily raises hand*...

Gold: Nah, it's obviously me

Rosa: Who are you?

Gold: *faints*

Silver: Eh

Rosa: Alright, anyone else have their input?

Rosa: Like...

Rosa: At all...

Rosa: Hilbert?

Hilbert: I don't even know

Nate: You seem despite

Rosa: OH do I now

Hugh: Yeah you do

Rosa: I know, that's the point

Hau: How about me?

Rose: Nahh

Rose: Better than Sun thou

Sun: Offended

Gladion: I'm wondering if I should even think about it

Lillie: Oh shut up

Hau: Lillie, love me!

Lillie: Nahh

Lillie: You remind me of Tracey

Tracey: Excuse me

Teari: That should be a good thing

Tracey: ...

Teari: What

Lillie: You both have green hair and can be accepted as adopted children by the fandom in 5 seconds flat

Bonnie: FOURTH WALL BREAKING

Drew: valid points...

Everyone: FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING

Hau: True that, but I don't know about the second one for Tracey...

Lilly: LEAVE MEH CHILD BE OKAY! I HAVE ATTACHMENT ISSUES!

Rose: *whispers* like Pickett...

Baylakynn: GOD DAMMIT, ROSE! NOBODY NEEDS YOUR REFERENCES!

Hau: ...okay

Rosa: Hugh?

Hugh: Yeah

Rosa: What do ya think?

Hugh: I think you have a crush on Nate

Rosa: ....

Rosa: WHY

Rosa: WHY MUST IT BE LIKE THIS

Rosa: I TRY

Misty: BUT I CAN'T PRETEND THAT I

Rosa: DON'T FEEL FOR YOU

Misty: THE WAY I DO

Rosa: CAN'T YOU SEE

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Ash has tagged Delia Ketchum in his status~ Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I just wanted you to be sure that you know I'm thinking of you.

Comments:

Delia: Aww, thanks sweetie! That makes my day! <3

Ash: Yay! <3

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Ash has tagged Misty, Brock, Tracey, and Gary in his status~ So what are you guys going to do for your mothers for Mother's Day?

Comments:

Brock: I'm preparing a huge meal for the big family reunion we're going to have!

Ash: That's cool! How about you, Misty?

Misty: Um....

~Misty has logged off~

Ash: Um... okay! Tracey?

Tracey: *looks down steadily*

Ash: Uhh, Gary?

Gary: You bastard, we have don't have a mother
~Misty and Tracey have sadly liked this comment~

Ash: I-I'm so sorry. My apologies.

Iris: 'My apologies'? Who are you? Cilan?

Cilan: I could evaluate my thoughts on your remark, but it wouldn't be very inspiring.
~Lilly, CilanSavageStalkers, and 1 other has liked this comment~

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Brock has tagged Ember in his status~ Would you like to come to my Mother's Day family reunion with me?

Comments:

Brock: That is, if you don't have any other plans

Ember: I try Natu celebrate Mother's Day...

Brock: Oh. If I may ask, why?

Iris: Is everyone trying to be Cilan today!?

Cilan: Audino

Ember: It's... It's because that's when my mother died... when I was 9... on Mother's Day...

Brock: Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.

Teari: Now you're starting to sound like Tracey

Tracey: I could object to that, but that's pretty accurate

Iris: Lol

Cilan: Lol

Wild Audino: Sorry I'm late, you called?

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Teari has tagged Tracey in her status~ Tray! I can't find Angel anywhere! Have you seen her?

Comments:

Tracey: No, and I can't find Scyther either!

Teari: ...

Tracey: ...

Teari and Tracey: Lyra...

Lyra: WHAATT

Tracey: Is Scyther there with you?

Teari: And Angel?

Lyra: Yeah... just... don't worry about it...

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status~ NO! Ash X Baylie is brilliant!

Comments:

Ash: BOi fite meh!

Ash: Baylie X Gary 4ever!

Gary: GaSp! HOW DARE YOU RUIN THE CUTENESS BETWEEN ASH X BAYLIE WITH THE HIDEOUS THOUGHT OF ME RUINING THIS PURE WORLD!

Ash: XD

Gary: WHAT'S SO FUNNY

Ash: The Great Gary Oak saying 'cuteness' like a fan girl

Baylakynn: >√<

Gary: SHIP

Ash: SHIP

Gary: SHIP

Ash: SHIP

Gary: SHIP

Baylakynn: Sheesh boys, calm the f**k down

Lilly: Here it comes...

Ash: Here what comes?

Baylakynn: I'm gay

Ash: 0_0

Gary: 0_0

Baylakynn: I

Ash: ...

Gary: ...

Baylakynn: SHIP

Ash: ...

Gary: ...

Baylakynn: IT

Gary: ...

Gary: ...

Gary: ...

Ash: Well I'm just going to go apologize to Misty in person right now for what happened earlier. Brb.

Lillie: How? You're in Alola.

Ash: Lillie...

Lillie: ...

Ash: ...

Lillie: ...

Ash: I'm leaving for Kanto.

Lillie: ...

Lillie: ...

Lillie: ...

Lillie: 'Kay

Lillie: Seems legit
~Lilly has liked this comment~

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Lyra has tagged Entei in her status~ Since when the f**k did you learn how to surf

Comments:

Entei: Audino. Ask the programmers.

Wild Audino: What programmers?

Lyra: The ones that went data way

Entei: ...

Wild Audino: ...

Entei: ...

Wild Audino: ...

Entei: ...

Wild Audino: ...

Entei: I'm unfriending you

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Lol! Happy late Mother's Day fam!

I typed most of this up on the day (as well as the last chapter but whatever) but I didn't have internet so yeah.

Have a nice day!

And also check out Baylie's YouTube Channel called "Baylakynn"

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