Body & Gender Swaps
WARNING!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
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Ember has tagged Teari and Tracey in her status~ So does this mean you're together now?
Comments:
Tracey: No...
Teari: Nope! :3
Ember: What!?
Ember: I don't...
Ember: ...What?
Cilan: This evaluation just gained more difficulty than I was anticipating
Ember: Triple what?
Ash: No one understands you when you talk like that Cilan
Nobody: (Dang it! He said no one!)
Iris: Is it bad that I'm starting to understand him?
Ash: ...
Cilan: ...
Ember: ...
Teari: Let le shipping begin...
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Hilda has updated her status~ N...
For the last time...
Stop
Using
Slang!
Comments:
N: NOOOO
N: LET MEH FIT INTO SOCIETY
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Ash has tagged Misty in his status~ I wish I knew more pick up lines...
Comments:
Misty: Ha
Ash: This isn't funny, Misty! I thought I'd be good at this!
Misty: I know, but do you know what is funny?
Ash: What?
Misty: That the one that doesn't have a girlfriend is beating your a**es in
Teari: Yeeet
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Green has tagged Blue in her status~ I still can't believe you did that...
Comments:
Blue: Shut up. You know you loved it.
Green: But I was so embarrassed!! ×^×
Red: *scoffs*
Yellow: Red be jealous XP
Leaf: What happened?
Green: Blue pretended to be my boyfriend while we were at Yellow's Bir-
Yellow: ShHhHhHh!!!
Leaf: You didn't invite me to your birthday party!!?! Yellow why!!?
Yellow: I dIdN't WaNt YoU tO sTeAl ReD fRoM mE oN mY bIrThDaY!! ^~^'
Green: -Because he claimed that "he didn't want any perverts looking to rape me"
Leaf: ....
Leaf: Blue...
Blue: Hehe...
Blue: To be fair, Red was looking in our direction WAY too much
Yellow: Did you ever consider the fact that it was probably YOU he was checking out
Blue: ...Yes
Green: But you still did it anyway
Blue: Duh
Green: Don't tell me that you-
Blue: -Still want you, too bad
Blue: You can't stop me
Green: Yes I can
Blue: I won't stop until you call me "babe"
Green: Babe
Green: HA!
Blue: Just saying babe doesn't count
Green: Alright, babe >v<
Blue: Sh*t
Yellow: Lol
Leaf: Lol
Yellow: SpecialShipping shall prevail!
Leaf: Go Team BurningLeaf!
Yellow: #TeamSpecial
Leaf: #TeamBurningLeaf
Fire: #TeamOriginal
Yellow: ...
Leaf: ...
Red: ...
Green: ...
Blue: So I heard you liek Mudkipz...
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Hugh has tagged Nate in his status~ Are you still salty?
Comments:
Nate: Yes, f**k off
Rosa: Le
Rosa: Salt
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~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~
Bianca has tagged Cheren in her status~
Cheren?
Comments:
Cheren: Yes, Bianca...
Bianca: I'm bored. I miss being able to hang out all the time...
Cheren: I guess...
Bianca: What
Cheren: ...you could come over
Bianca: Awe! Thank you so much Cheri! <33
Cheren: I'm regretting this already
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Ash has updated her status~ Why am I Ash? A female Ash, to be precise
Comments:
Tracey: We all must have switched bodys and genders
Paul: This isn't okay
N: I always wanted to know what it was like with N's hair...
Barry: Nooo!
Misty: Who is who rn?
Teari: I
Drew: Don't
Harley: Know
Ember: This is weird...
Brock: Why! Because I'm black!
Ember: No... Because I'm a guy Ember...
Tracey: So Ember is Brock
N: I'm Teari
Drew: Lucky
Barry: Nooo! Don't touch my hair!!
Paul: N is Barry!? XD Pfft!
N: Who's in Drew's body
Drew: Hilda
N: Then who's in Hilda's body?
Brock: Who's in my body?
Ember: Iris
Brock: Oh, that's cool
Hilda: Um... I'm not Dawn
Cilan: Suuure
Hilda: Who are you!?
Cilan: Paul
Hilda: Oh...
N: Who's Tracey? I need to see if he thinks I look good with-
Barry: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW OFF MY BODY AS IF IT'S YOUR OWN
Ash: I'm Tracey
N: Oh... um... well then
Harley: Where's Ash?
Paul: Here... Who are you?
Harley: Misty
Paul: Oh...
Tracey: I'm totally not May
Ash: Oh geez
N: May in my practically boyfriend's body... Mhm... I don't like it
Solidad: I'm Brock...
Misty: Ooo, I'm in Misty's body
Paul: Get away from my girl Gary
Misty: How did you know!?
Harley: DON'T TOUCH ME
Ember: Who's Cilan?
Gary: Um...
Ember: Wow
Ash: But who's in Teari's body?
Teari: Drew
N: What? Why is Drew in my body of all people?
Teari: Does it look like I know?
Angel: I don't feel any different
Ares: That's because you're in my body...
Scyther: I feel weak
Breez: I'm offended
Silver: You guys think you have problems, I'm Lyra
Lyra: Why did you have to be in my body?
Silver: Silver, honey, we've talked about this
Drew: Lyra... since when do you call Siver "honey"?
Silver: I call everyone honey
Ethan: No you don't
Silver: Who are you?
Ethan: Gold
Lyra: That doesn't change anything
Ethan: That's exactly my point
Ethan: I didn't switch bodys with anyone
Serena: I'm Clemont...
Clemont: You're an ugly girl Clemont
Serena: Shut up Serena
Max: I'm Bonnie!
Bonnie: And I'm Max...
May: Solidad here
Tracey: Am I a handsome man?
N: Woah- Oh wait you're May, I was about to go off on Tracey
Ash: Wow
May: Eh... I mean... I've seen worse
Tracey: Like who?
May: Like Harley
Dawn: Owie
Hilda: DON'T LOOK AT MEHHHHH
Pikachu: ...I'm Barry...
Paul: Pfft! XD
Cilan: Priceless
Chiko: Pika... chu?
N: Oh no, Chiko got involved with this too
Ash: Then where's the real Chiko?
Everyone: ....
Rose: Chiko...?
Mudkip: I'm confused
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Tracey has updated her status~ How did this even happen!?
Comments:
Teari: Does
Teari: It
Teari: Look
Teari: Like
Teari: I
Teari: Know?
Tracey: You say that a lot
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Short chappy!
Deal with it
Bye Bye!
I can't handle my own madness
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