Body & Gender Swaps

WARNING!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

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Ember has tagged Teari and Tracey in her status~ So does this mean you're together now?

Comments:

Tracey: No...

Teari: Nope! :3

Ember: What!?

Ember: I don't...

Ember: ...What?

Cilan: This evaluation just gained more difficulty than I was anticipating

Ember: Triple what?

Ash: No one understands you when you talk like that Cilan

Nobody: (Dang it! He said no one!)

Iris: Is it bad that I'm starting to understand him?

Ash: ...

Cilan: ...

Ember: ...

Teari: Let le shipping begin...

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Hilda has updated her status~ N...

For the last time...

Stop

Using

Slang!

Comments:

N: NOOOO

N: LET MEH FIT INTO SOCIETY

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status~ I wish I knew more pick up lines...

Comments:

Misty: Ha

Ash: This isn't funny, Misty! I thought I'd be good at this!

Misty: I know, but do you know what is funny?

Ash: What?

Misty: That the one that doesn't have a girlfriend is beating your a**es in

Teari: Yeeet

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Green has tagged Blue in her status~ I still can't believe you did that...

Comments:

Blue: Shut up. You know you loved it.

Green: But I was so embarrassed!! ×^×

Red: *scoffs*

Yellow: Red be jealous XP

Leaf: What happened?

Green: Blue pretended to be my boyfriend while we were at Yellow's Bir-

Yellow: ShHhHhHh!!!

Leaf: You didn't invite me to your birthday party!!?! Yellow why!!?

Yellow: I dIdN't WaNt YoU tO sTeAl ReD fRoM mE oN mY bIrThDaY!! ^~^'

Green: -Because he claimed that "he didn't want any perverts looking to rape me"

Leaf: ....

Leaf: Blue...

Blue: Hehe...

Blue: To be fair, Red was looking in our direction WAY too much

Yellow: Did you ever consider the fact that it was probably YOU he was checking out

Blue: ...Yes

Green: But you still did it anyway

Blue: Duh

Green: Don't tell me that you-

Blue: -Still want you, too bad

Blue: You can't stop me

Green: Yes I can

Blue: I won't stop until you call me "babe"

Green: Babe

Green: HA!

Blue: Just saying babe doesn't count

Green: Alright, babe >v<

Blue: Sh*t

Yellow: Lol

Leaf: Lol

Yellow: SpecialShipping shall prevail!

Leaf: Go Team BurningLeaf!

Yellow: #TeamSpecial

Leaf: #TeamBurningLeaf

Fire: #TeamOriginal

Yellow: ...

Leaf: ...

Red: ...

Green: ...

Blue: So I heard you liek Mudkipz...

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Hugh has tagged Nate in his status~ Are you still salty?

Comments:

Nate: Yes, f**k off

Rosa: Le

Rosa: Salt

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~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~
~Bianca has poked Cheren~

Bianca has tagged Cheren in her status~
Cheren?

Comments:

Cheren: Yes, Bianca...

Bianca: I'm bored. I miss being able to hang out all the time...

Cheren: I guess...

Bianca: What

Cheren: ...you could come over

Bianca: Awe! Thank you so much Cheri! <33

Cheren: I'm regretting this already

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Ash has updated her status~ Why am I Ash? A female Ash, to be precise

Comments:

Tracey: We all must have switched bodys and genders

Paul: This isn't okay

N: I always wanted to know what it was like with N's hair...

Barry: Nooo!

Misty: Who is who rn?

Teari: I

Drew: Don't

Harley: Know

Ember: This is weird...

Brock: Why! Because I'm black!

Ember: No... Because I'm a guy Ember...

Tracey: So Ember is Brock

N: I'm Teari

Drew: Lucky

Barry: Nooo! Don't touch my hair!!

Paul: N is Barry!? XD Pfft!

N: Who's in Drew's body

Drew: Hilda

N: Then who's in Hilda's body?

Brock: Who's in my body?

Ember: Iris

Brock: Oh, that's cool

Hilda: Um... I'm not Dawn

Cilan: Suuure

Hilda: Who are you!?

Cilan: Paul

Hilda: Oh...

N: Who's Tracey? I need to see if he thinks I look good with-

Barry: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW OFF MY BODY AS IF IT'S YOUR OWN

Ash: I'm Tracey

N: Oh... um... well then

Harley: Where's Ash?

Paul: Here... Who are you?

Harley: Misty

Paul: Oh...

Tracey: I'm totally not May

Ash: Oh geez

N: May in my practically boyfriend's body... Mhm... I don't like it

Solidad: I'm Brock...

Misty: Ooo, I'm in Misty's body

Paul: Get away from my girl Gary

Misty: How did you know!?

Harley: DON'T TOUCH ME

Ember: Who's Cilan?

Gary: Um...

Ember: Wow

Ash: But who's in Teari's body?

Teari: Drew

N: What? Why is Drew in my body of all people?

Teari: Does it look like I know?

Angel: I don't feel any different

Ares: That's because you're in my body...

Scyther: I feel weak

Breez: I'm offended

Silver: You guys think you have problems, I'm Lyra

Lyra: Why did you have to be in my body?

Silver: Silver, honey, we've talked about this

Drew: Lyra... since when do you call Siver "honey"?

Silver: I call everyone honey

Ethan: No you don't

Silver: Who are you?

Ethan: Gold

Lyra: That doesn't change anything

Ethan: That's exactly my point

Ethan: I didn't switch bodys with anyone

Serena: I'm Clemont...

Clemont: You're an ugly girl Clemont

Serena: Shut up Serena

Max: I'm Bonnie!

Bonnie: And I'm Max...

May: Solidad here

Tracey: Am I a handsome man?

N: Woah- Oh wait you're May, I was about to go off on Tracey

Ash: Wow

May: Eh... I mean... I've seen worse

Tracey: Like who?

May: Like Harley

Dawn: Owie

Hilda: DON'T LOOK AT MEHHHHH

Pikachu: ...I'm Barry...

Paul: Pfft! XD

Cilan: Priceless

Chiko: Pika... chu?

N: Oh no, Chiko got involved with this too

Ash: Then where's the real Chiko?

Everyone: ....

Rose: Chiko...?

Mudkip: I'm confused

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Tracey has updated her status~ How did this even happen!?

Comments:

Teari: Does

Teari: It

Teari: Look

Teari: Like

Teari: I

Teari: Know?

Tracey: You say that a lot

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Short chappy!

Deal with it

Bye Bye!

I can't handle my own madness

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