That GIF is what I'm feeling on top rn

Some guy PMed me, requesting for a Reaper x Reader lemon and while I may like recieving requests, can't you see how much I need to write?

It's already hard writing three chapters at the same time, making sure it makes sense, no mistakes which is hard, and constant writer's block.

So I politely declined it saying I could do it once I'm done with requests and wanna know what they said?

Me: Sorry buddy but I don't accept anymore requests and the bonus slots are taken as well

Me: I will note it down though and when I accept requests back in it will be in the new batch's list

(name of a jerk actually more like those popular girls that hide their fake faces with make up): OH MAH GAWD YU SO RUD BITCH! I just want my boufrend to lek my cunt

Me: okay 1) *you, 2) *Rude, 3) *boyfriend, 4) *lick, 5) I didn't do anything rude and 6) I already accept the request I'm just not writing it now.

(barbie): BUT I WANT TO BE FUKED IN MY ASHOL NOOOOOOOW

ಠ_ಠ) dude...

ಥ_ಥ) what the heck man?

I'm sorry but I do not tolerate people like that, it's just this. Why the heck are you rushing me?

I already have problems and I'm doing my best so I can update a chapter, even going so far to hide so I can just connnect to the pocket wifi my cousins won't let me use.

I'm sorry if I grossed you people out...

Hope you enjoy the oneshot

Third Person POV

It was already almost the end of the day, the school decided to have ectra time on clubs so they cancelled the last subject just for today.

(this happens on Fridays -w-)

"(Y/n)!" You giggled as Palette tackled you into a hug, Goth snickering as he watched you two fall to the floor.

"How's my little sister doing?" You smiled and hugged back as he got off you.

"I'm doing fine! I was just talking with Xahji." You smiled as Xahji gave out a hand as you took it.

She pulled you up as you dusted yourself off.

"Oh really? Are you really talking to Xahji or are you spying someone~?"

Goth and Palette laughed as you glared at the two with Xahji giggling before placing a hand on your shoulder.

"Don't anger her guys, you know how she gets when she's enraged." You huffed as you looked away.

"But really, when are you going to confess?" You blushed as you shook your head.

Goth smirked as he eyed a certain table and walked to the shelves, getting a few books.

"Come on F-fresh! She's literally a few t-tables away!" Alphys mumbled to the lightly blushing skeleton.

"We don't even know if she likes me." He whispered while looking down.

"Oh don't get so nervous now Fresh! How about this, we all try to ask our crushes to hang out?" Paps suggested a bit shakily but kept his smile.

"Y-yeah! That w-would be great!" Alphys mumbled, blushing as Blook whistled. "And... I could... help you... Paps, maybe I can... ask Mettaton... for you." The ghost faded a little as the tall skeleton beamed.

"Thank you Blooky! Now will you ask (Y/n), Fresh?" Fresh blushed and crossed his arms, looking away but muttered. "Fine."

That was all Goth needed to hear, he walked off and went back to the table where you sat with Palette and Xahji after placing the books he was sorting back to their rightful places.

"I don't think she needs to guys." He smirked with a smug face as Palette looked behind Goth and grinned.

You gave a confused look until you saw Xahji's face and deadpanned, "Really?" Even Palette and Goth copied her.

"Uh... (Y/n)?" You gulped and slowly turned around and blushed as Fresh stood in front of you, rubbing the back of his neck as he avoided eye contact.

"Do y-you want to hang out?" He suggested as you could literally feel the smirks of the three monsters behind you.

"Uh... Sure, if Palette agrees." You said simply but on the inside you were about to explode as Palette immediately came beside you.

"Of course I agree! Just don't go having fun too early~" Fresh's face flushed into a deep purple as you pushed your brother playfully.

"Pally!" He laughed as he wrapped his arms around you, bringing you into a hug.

"Oh I'm just kidding! I'll tell daddy that you're coming home late." You smiled as you stood up and hesitantly grabbed Fresh's hand, letting him lead you out the library.

"Over here, I want to show you something." He smiled as he looked at you, loving the feeling of you being close to him.

Fresh looked forward and felt his soul beat rapidly as he saw the familiar tree.

"Wow." You whispered in awe, feeling Fresh's hand let yours go as you looked up at the cherry blossom tree, mesmerized by the beauty.

"Here." You felt an arm around your shoulder as the other one wrapped arpund your waist, you looked behind you to see Fresh with a gentle smile.

You smiled back as he lead you to the tree, sitting under it as you sat on his lap.

You gave a sigh, relaxed as you heard the birds chirp and his breath brushing your neck.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the nerd." You looked up, scared as you saw BP smirking with Skate as PJ and Undyne stood at the back, not interested.

"Just leave us alone BP." Fresh pleaded as he gripped you tighter, hugging you closer as you shivered.

"Ha! Like I'd ever do that, now how about you date someone else doll?"

You almost cringed but all you could do was have a face of shock when you were out of Fresh's grip, BP grabbing your arm and staring at you.

What you didn't expect was a fist colliding with the cat monster's face.

You yelped a bit as you were back in the warm protective hold as Fresh glared at the hissing cat.

Undyne actually laughed and hid her surprise while PJ looked at him in disbelief.

Skater looked a little nervous but was about to punch him until you heard... An animalistic growl?

"Next time, take my advice and leave us alone if you're just going to mess with my girl."

Your eyes widened as you were suddenly carried bridal style and back into the school building.

"Since when was I your girl?" You mumbled as Fresh blushed and chuckled nervously.

"S-sorry it just slipped from my tongue." He stammered, you giggled as you wrapped your arms around his neck, and gave a peck to his cheek.

"It's okay, I kind of l-like it." You admitted at this the skeleton froze for a second, face overheating as he couldn't find the words as he looked at you.

Yoy stifled a laugh as he shook his head but stopped when you suddenly saw him smirk.

"Are you sure you want to be this nerd's girl?" You gave him an 'are you serious?' face and answered, "Yes! I admit I have had a crush on you since we were freshman."

At this Fresh's smirk turned into a soft smile, though inside he had a grin as he slowly entered a room.

You squinted your eyes, trying to see anything in the dark after the door was closed but gave up as you felt Fresh shift a bit.

"Fresh? Where are we?" You asked as he gave a chuckle, "Well we're in the janitor's closet and I think you know what that means."

You felt a pair of lips meet yours and felt the wall pressed against your back.

Fresh would lie when he said he wasn't addicted to your lips. He's been looking at it the day you two met a few years back.

You grabbed him by the shoulder while the other hand placed itself at the back of his head, bringing him closer and kissed back.

Fresh smiled within the kiss, hands instinctively around your waist, pressing you a bit more onto the wall.

You pulled away as you panted a bit for air, smiling as your eyes finally adjusted in the dark.

You kissed his chin as Fresh buried his head at the crook of your neck.

"I need to thank Alphys and the others after this." You giggled as you rubbed his skull, gaining a hum of approval.

"Wait you were nervous?" You snickered as he pulled away and glared at you playfully, booping your nose to where his should be.

"Well who wouldn't be? You're gorgeous like an angel, if you looked around you'll see a lot of boys looking at you. I actually thought I never had the chance."

You were flattered by his comment bur relaxed as you felt him kiss your forehead.

"You never had the chance because you already captured my heart." Fresh laughed as you gave a grin.

"That was cheesy." You nuzzled him as he cuddled you back.

"But that's just one of the many things that I love about you."

"Look who's cheesy now!"