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1. I'm trash.

2. This year, I am hoping to be hella trash.

3. Or perhaps a trash king.

4. The traschan in my room is a flower pot.

5. I'm at the trashy age of 13.

6. I have 999999999999999999999999999 raised to the power of infinity "friends". I'm not freaking lying here.

7. I can be sarcastic at times, and at times, I mean often.

8. Do you wanna build a snowman? I do.

9. I'm not in the mood right now to fix my grammar or anythin'.

10. I'm sleepy AF but I don't even know why I'm still typing here when I'm supposed to be snoring loudly while having drool flow out of my mouth at this moment.

11. I believe in that tale which says "your wish will come true if you say it at exactly 11:11". Though I never tried it because apparently, I would always be busy reading.

12. FACT DELETED.

13. I love the previous number. Cough.

14. I'm waiting for the day when my parents will become as so kind to replace my rotten glasses (which I've worn for about a year now) with new ones.

15. I'm going to get a black, square-rimmed frame next time.

16. The current one is green and has half-circle rims.

17. The school doesn't allow students to bring headphones, and that devastated me but oh well.

18. My goal for next year is to be able to buy the wireless soundproof headphones (Philips brand).

19. And yeh, my current one is an all-black, wired, Philips, still.

20. ILY all.

21. But then again, I can be quite sarcastic.

22. I ate instant ramen for dinner and I'm currently calculating the unhealthiness.

23. Don't take me out telling you'll buy what I want because you wouldn't have the money to pay the bus or train or taxi and then you won't be able to go home.

24. Unless you decide to walk, walk, walk or run, if you're dynamic enough.

25. My body does not know what stamina is.

26. Heck, even though our house's location looks like the stupid architect was trying to compete with the placement of the Zoldyck mansion, my maximum is 400 meters multiplied by 8 (hahaha just making it look like much), not on full speed with occasional walking.

27. I hope everyone agrees with me on this one; I think Death Note had a very happy ending!

28. I hope everyone can pick up on sarcasm though.

29. I hold the crown to being the world's most talented wing spiker.

30. In my dreams.

31. I have been sued and almost executed publicly because the teachers at school were afraid of the fact that students are gradually outwitting them.

32. I did the sign of the cross and prayed so you wouldn't take everything literally.

33. I like a few boy x boy pairings but I'm not really sure I can survive a whole yaoi smut book.

34. BUT NOW I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE, AND I SURVIVED MORE THAN A FUCKING BOOK.

35. AND NOW I NEED TO BE DIPPED IN HOLY WATER.

36. No, drowned.

37. I almost drowned in a 5-foot pool when I was a kid.

38. FACT DELETED.

39. FACT DELETED

40. By me, of course.

41. WHAT THE FACT.

42. Almost all of my performances in groups involve freak shows because of our stupidity.

43. Like that part where we inserted the barbecue scene in Haikyuu!! and then people start talking about Kiyoko but then Noya and Tanaka plus the Tora guy from Nekoma threaten them?

44. Why does Yamaguchi Tadashi look like a damned strawberry?

45. USHIjima. COWjima. BAKAjima. (Ok, you need to speak my language in order to get that cow joke.)

46. The lights in my room are still on.

47. The temperature right now, I think, is 8 degrees Celsius and I know it's not a big deal for people who live in countries that are located on parts of the globe which sit outside the equator but hell, it's cold.

48. And then I still went to drink a large cup of shake 03 hours:37 minutes:59 seconds:93 milliseconds ago.

49. So there's this classmate of mine who keep bothering me and telling me to teach them how to serve.

50. Guess what I did? They actually thought I was that accurate in my serve tosses so they fell for it. It's seriously stupid.

51. "Make sure not to have the ball get past 0.576 mm away from your center point and hit it with a force of... somewhere around 4 kg is good enough for you because, according to my observations, your maximum arm strength has only reached a sum of 9.376 kg regarding force which is not put into motion. Judging by your stride length and jump, you are only" and blahblahblah, etc etc etc. I did that in English, too. / YEAH, I WAS AN ASSHOLE. WELL, I STILL AM, BUT THIS SHIT WAS HILARIOUS.

52. I stopped doing this last night and am continuing it in class.

53. I'm surrounded by people who are playing a multiplayer game which involves guns.

54. AND NOW I PLAY THIS SHIT WITH THEM.

55. I'M EATING WAFER STICKS.

56. I ABSORB NEGATIVE ENERGY AND TURN THEM INTO GUNPOWDER.

57. Oh, they were playing about 5 hours ago and now I'm at home typing this again.

58. The teacher was out earlier.

59. HOW I MISSED THE DAYS I DIDN'T LIKE YAOI.

60. SOMEONE KEPt poking my back during an activity in health subject.

61. I honestly am wondering how the Mosasaurus managed to swim with that damned weight.

62. The Avimimus is very light, though. What kind of 2-3 meter creature weighs somewhere around 10 kilograms?

63. IDK why I'm talking about dinosaurs now. Shall we move in to aliens and theories?

64. I guess not. It's not safe.

65. I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED "FUCKING HORSE".

66. And he keeps falling for the same prank; I ask for a high five and then push his fingers back as if to break them.

67. WANT SUM CANDIES, KID?

68. I WANT TO PLAY INOTIA AGAIN BUT MY SAVED DATA WAS FUCKING TERMINATED (LEVEL 110) SO FUCK IT.

69. This was the answer on our math review item number one in evaluation.

70. I don't seriously think algebra is that bad. ATTENTION: ALGEBRA IS SHIT.

71. So is history. It's pretty interesting. HISTORY IS AWESOME.

72. Science is seriously awesome, too, but our current subject teacher just makes it confusing because he doesn't even teach anything at all.

73. English is one of the most famous nightmares. Why do we have to memorize and make speeches infront of the class? Other than that, English is fine. One of the easiest stuff I've been around with.

74. Language is quite okay. Just a more confusing version of English.

75. TLE sucks. I hate the teachers.

76. PE is... death. Quite enjoyable but just... PE is death. BUT YEAAAH, ENJOYABLE AS FUCK.

77. Research is f**king stupid! Lame! Useless! What else?

78. Before I start enumerating all our remaining subjects (5 or 6 left if I'm not mistaken), I shall move on.

79. Archery? Tried it once, tried it twice but not with real bows.

80. I want to make a time machine and go back to the Late Cretaceous period.

81. Kids these days are descendants of the Riojasaurus.

82. Is the Euplocephalus an ancestor of the armaddilo? And how the heck does it carry itself?

83. Velociraptors are savage AF... and guess what?

84. They look like 4-meter TITANS. NOW WE KNOW THE ORIGIN.

85. I cannot understand why people can actually talk about their fights and then laugh at every single scene they make to appear funny. I cannot.

86. I can't get over the fact that I was exactly Levi-sized the last time I checked. I'M TALLER THAN HIM NOW THOUGH.

87. To be honest, I've stopped watching Vocaloid.

88. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS... NANANA... POKÉMON~

89. I'm slowly becoming a person who doesn't mind using Japanese words randomly. HELP.

90. STAT UPDATE FROM FUTURE: I AM A WEEB.

91. MY OLD PUNCHING BAG IS NOW MY PUNCHING BAG AGAIN.

92. I wonder why I like strawberries even though they aren't really that sweet?

93. But then, I hated ripe mangoes when I was a kid. I don't fancy eating 'em these days too, but I can tolerate if forced.

94. I haven't mastered the art of using chopsticks. LOL BITCH I NOW HAVE.

95. Why do I get a sudden urge to memorize the table of elements and then feel it leaving me from time to time?

96. My favorite vegetable is broccoli. I honestly do not understand why everyone hates it.

97. Lettuce is best with salad dressing.

98. Seriously awesome; COSPLAYER FRIEND gave me two anime pendants for free.

99. And I won't give her the Yuri Plisetsky keychain. I'm not selfish, you're all just too generous.

100. I'm sleepy AF again.