i meant, aw, not ew.

anyways, i was looking thru my pile of garbage and i found this slambook thing hiding from the hands of the holy me *does da angel pose* so i thought I'd look through it.

and i saw 3 versions of my past self.

oh god here we go, get ready for long af chapter:

5th grade as was written on top ( thou shalt not be shamed for thy lovely temperament hath been shaken by death ):

( btw keep in mind that i used proper capitalization and stuff. just too lazy rn )

name: *insert my real full name*

nickname: *my real nickname*

birthday: 12 - 24 - 2003 ( ok, it said birthDAY, not birthDATE. so you mean, 2003 was my first n last celebration wat )

e-mail: [email protected]

address: *casually slips my full adress wid no abbreviations*

landline: none

mobile no: *my old mobile number*

facebook: ( . . . actually, i think i'll skip this bc the account name was too embarrassing oh god )

twitter: none

ym: none

school / work: *my elementary skul*

course: none

zodiac sign: capricorn

chinese zodiac sign: sheep

likes: some are anime, manga, arts & poetry ( ok, wow, that was quite redundant wid da arts and poetry i mean poetry is a form of art . . . or did i mean the arts subject? fcuk meh idk )

dislikes: ( hoooely shiet so cringey prepare urself ) kind people, forgiving people, simply put, humans. ( told ya )

hobbies: drawing, reading, writing poems & more

motto: ( . . . passing this up too. i was so chuuni omg )

ambition: ( . . . FCUKING CHUUNI OML PLS FORGIVE ME AHHH I NEED HOLY WATER )

greatest dream: to be able to make them kneel and bow infront of the me who is going to be very successful in the future ( ok so, other than the grammar, this whole thing is making me cringe so bad oh god was i Fitzgerald or something xnanakdvajwn )

favorite

music: opera/classical, anime music

singer or bands: VOCALOID ( sure )

food: i have a lot. . . but chocolate, i guess ( why was i such a )

drink: secretly tea ( why did it have to be kept secret wat tell me wtf )

color: black. maybe green. . . ( ok fyi black ain't a fcuking color beetch )

fashion trend: what? ( oh god i sounded like an arrogant jerk holy crap )

book: no favorites. i love them all.

author: same answer with the books.

subject: science. ( OH GOD I BOW TO MY PAST SELF HOW FCUKED UP DO YOU THINK SCIENCE IS OMG )

teacher: none ( very typical answer for a wannabe )

movie: NONE ( i swear, that was in caps )

celebrity: *insert a chuuni answer saying there is none*

sport: murder. ( . . . hoe no. i wanna bury my head into a ditch n suffocate in shame )

athlete: aomine daiki ( this was the most normal answer so far )

( oh ok so this was rlly on gr 5 because i was knb trash back then )

tv program: *put the title of a very corny, mushy romance tv drama ryt here oh god why was i even hooked to that show holy crap*

pets: no pets. i have a disgusting dog but. . . ( oh, i remember my disgusting dog. --//killed )

radio station: *randomly (?) puts the radio station whom some adult i know worked in*

DJ: *dat adult*

accessories: wrist watch, but i want a pocket watch ( beetch i have one now. AND IT'S DEAT NOTE BOOH YAH tho it cost me lots ugh )

video game: no pc. ( very good )

fashion brand: NET

gadgets: all gadgets

perfume: N-O-N-E~☆ ( what )

character: I HAVE A LOT ( that was in caps lock too )

hang-out place: roof.

make-up brand: N~O~N~E~☆ ( hoe shiet it got worse )

past time/hobby: there's the same question above, but i do not have a favorite hobby so just look up. . . ( what the heck )

school activities: maybe plays, festivals and programs ( stuff i hate now, oh god )

describe yourself: you can never figure out my real personality, and even I am confused! 0-0 ( wow, okay then, wat chuuni wat )

friendship means: an utterly important and strong connection that can be your cause of death if you break with me ( ummm half nice and half no )

qualities you look for a friend: understanding, supportive ( oh, i still had a grudge xDDD ), crazy, and LOYAL ( oops, total grudge ryt there xDDD )

funniest moment with your bestfriend: NONE. NO BEST FRIEND. NEVER. ( THE GRUDGE IS STRONG MY PEOPLE HAHA I'M LAUGHING AT MY YOUNGER SELF )

define love: love is the only thing idiots can understand because it is an idiot. ( . . . waht )

crush means: ew ( ok )

who is your crush: anime ( IT SAID WHO, IT WASN'T ASKING WHAT UNIVERSE HE OR SHE WAS FROM OH GOD )

when and where did you meet: screen

what attracted you the most: *describes the anime character*

im happy when: I HAVE MONEY, I CAN EXTRACT REVENGE AND I CAN-- *slapped* ( . . . i see fitzgerald and akutagaw . . . a. and tsurugi )

im sad when: TOO MANY TO WRITE ( yeah, yeah, i was always sad wtf )

im most confident when: i win something, i have authority etc

dream travel destination: *puts anime places*

most unforgettable moment: when i was born ( . . . do u even remember it )

most embarrassing moment: when a classmate pushed me and i landed on spilled spaghetti ( . . . wait. . . THIS FREAKIN HAPPENED? )

i like to overcome my fear of: DEATH ( it was in caps )

my usual mannerism: NONE~☆ ( srsly what is that star doing there )

my fashion style: badass ( . . . *hides* )

what i like about myself: WHAT NONE ( . . . you fcuking tsundere )

I'd do anything just to: [THIS ANSWER HAS BEEN CENSORED BECAUSE OF VIOLENCE] ( . . . eating cupcakes? )

my most treasured possession: my life ofc ( . . . very good. )

I'd love to personally meet: the people i met in the internet ( couldn't you just say online friends you little )

6th Grade ( it said 12 years old so maybe it was the edge of gr6 )

name: *full real name*

nickname: *real nickname*

birthday: 12/24 ( makes more sense )

e-mail: [email protected] ( this email sounds dangerous )

landline: none

mobile no: *another ded mobile number*

fb: *my real name oh thank god*

twitter: none

ym: none

school/work: *name of elem school*

course: i'm still in elementary school ( very good )

zodiac sign: capricorn, the sea goat ( complete be like )

chinese zodiac sign: sheep

likes: peace, justice, laughter ( . . . totally me *hairflip* )

dislikes: death, war, poverty ( . . . wow, nice )

hobbies: drawing, writing stories or poems ( still the same )

motto: if we fall, we fall forward. ( . . . is this a quote from nishinoya? but i didn't watch haikyuu yet back then????? )

ambition: graduate as a good student ( . . . i hope i am still like this )

greatest dream: to become an all-rounder, become an expert in my skills and to be with my senpai ( . . . that took a fcuking dark turn ryt there. . . oh. . . i remember. this was my senpai obsessed year ohhh sh )

favorite

music: classical/opera and jpop

singer/ band: A LOT

food: none ( . . . how )

drink: water or wine ( . . . you little )

color: blue ( yay )

fashion trend: as long as i have clothes ( true tho )

book: TOO MUCH STUFF

author: MYSELF. HAHA. ( . . . that was in caps ok )

subject: All of them. ( . . . wow, sure )

teacher: my past mistakes. ( why does it seem like i had been too positive back there )

movie: none

celebrity: senpai ( . . . *TRIGGERED* )

sport: none. i hate sports. ( very good )

athlete: senpai ( there was a heart. THERE WAS A FCUKING HEART NEXT TO IT )

tv program: nat. geo ( okie )

pet: neko :3 ( this was where my weeb days started but i think it disappeared during g7 )

radio station: none

DJ: none

accessories: watch, earrings ( this was where cuff earrings started )

video game: ???

fashion brand: NET ( i was loyal ok )

gadget: phone

perfume: none

character: xerxes break ( wowowiwow yaaay )

hang-out place: room ( one letter changed xDDD )

make-up brand: none

past time/hobby: fantasizing about senp(AIIIIYOUKNOWWHATWTF)

school activities: festivals, school plays, programs ( oh it's still da same )

describe yourself: someone who will change for the standards of senpai ( WAAAAHHHT TTTRHHHHEEEE FFFJDJSJ )

friendship means: a bond that is very much legendary in rarity ( was i speaking pokemon )

qualities you look for a friend: someone who wouldn't try to take senpai from me ( . . . i give up )

funniest moment with your bestfriend: *it was blank i guess i still had that grudge huh*

define love: it is like my undying love for senpai ( THERE WAS A HEART )

crush means: admiring someone and protecting them from the demons ( . . . *facewall* )

who is your crush: secret~☆ ( WHO WAS IT )

when and where did you meet: ^ ^ ( THAT IS SUSPICIOUS )

what attracted you most: hardwork ( . . . i didn't know i was that kind of person )

im happy when: i can spend time with my senpai ( what did i expect )

im sad when: ( some fcuking cringey senpai answers oh god ill pass this up )

im most confident when: ( ANOTHER SENPAI ANSWER UGGGH )

dream travel destination: greece, japan, germany, france, and senpai's house or room ( . . . no )

most unforgettable moment: when senpai said i did my work well ( . . . NO )

most embarrassing experience: i fell over while running and senpai was there ( . . . WHO IS THIS SENPAI I DEMAND OMG )

i like to overcome my fear of: losing everything again ( . . . pls eradicate 'again' from the answer idek what i was talking about )

my usual mannerism: adjusting my glasses

fashion sense: simple, or else senpai will hate me ( . . . WHERE )

what i like about myself: i can be what you want me to ( very suspicious answer )

id do anything just to: ( SOME VERY CENSORED STALKER-Y SENPAI STUFF SHOO )

my most treasured possession: can't choose between mine or my senpai's life ( choose yours omg )

I'd love to personally meet: my future and past selves ( deeep )

AAAND WE HAVE-- *deep breath*
SUMMER VACA AFTER GRADE 7

name: what is a name? --//killed ( . . . i can already see myself tbh )

nicnkame: onii-chan ( . . . no )

birthday: i have 7 million birthdays ( *facewall* )

e-mail: [email protected] ( ok so it went back to the first one )

address: *insert full address* so yeah come here and kill me now ( . . . )

landline: neh

mobile no: *another old mobile number*

fb: Elliot Whydidyoudie Nightray ( i missed this acc )

twitter: none

ym: none none none

school/work: leader of coins division ( ok i think this was arcana famiglia )

course: killing n stalking ( i do not )

zodiac sign: capricorn

chinese zodiac sign: sheep

likes: i love me ( ok then good ), da feeling of drowning ( um yeeeah it started when i accidentally slipped in le pool and ), anime crack lol, etc etc

dislikes: hinata shoyo ( wait what ), ppl who like to act cool, ppl who pity themselves so much, ppl like you ( . . . )

hobbies: tying a knot FOR A RIBBON DECOR OKAY ( it was???? )

motto: i have none

ambition: is ded

greatest dream: become the strongest creature and get as much skills as i can ( i remember being addicted to re:monster . . . )

favorites

music: your screams ( . . . )

singer/band: none

food: your soul ( what )

drink: water ( IT WAS NORMAL HOLY SHIET )

color: none

fashion trend: skin. ANIMAL SKIN.

book: the history book of my life ( i hope this existed tho )

author: none

subject: TEST SUBJECT #673 ( . . . ok i will ignore )

teacher: *name of some elem teacher whom i only came to appreciate this junior high*

movie: i don't movies

celebrity: none

sport: volleyball, kendo, suicide, cricket, tennis, badminton, archery ( suicide was in pencil.

. . .

. . .

what )

athlete: william shakespeare : ) ( i was a genius )

tv program: none

pet: YOU. ( . . . *remembers all the freakin illegal stuff I've been reading last week* )

radio station: none

DJ: none

accessories: CUFF EARRINGS, chokers, rings and bracelets that look like shackles ( *still remembering the stuff i had read* )

video game: none

fashion brand: none ( oh ok i thought it'd be NET again )

gadget: scalpel ( . . . this reminds me of hakui no ou sama )

perfume: the stench of bitchy blood ( WHY )

character: Yamaguchi tadashi ( dont judge )

hang-out place: none

make-up brand: none

past time/hobby: don't make me repeat myself ( yeh tying ribbons is weird i think )

school activities: holidays ( is that even a school activity )

and

um

that's the only part that had been answered

. . .

holy shiet

just compare da changes wat

. . .

aaa

aaaaaanyways

tsurugi is wearing a straight jacket.

why?

I MEAN, WHY? IT'S CALLED STRAIGHT JACKET FOR A REASON, TSURUGI.

***

mikuni: yeah bc he crazy

jeje: . . . mikuni u r innocent. . .

misono: surprising. even I got the joke.

touma: he gay for me

mahiru: CAN SOMEONE KILL THIS TOUMA PERSON