— Imagine dating this snack

Key word imagine

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jinniethepooh: quick question... where's the snack?

jinniethepooh: because what I'm seeing here is a four course meal 🤩

kookoonut: whY ARE ALL THE HOT GUYS TAKEN 😫😫
> taesty: I'm not 🥴

hobisexual: Fuck, can I be the Seok to YoonMinSeok?

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— Felt kinda hot, might delete this later

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kookoonut: fucking

kookoonut: HELL

kookoonut: Can you please blur your hands, they're triggering my choking kink

kingnamjoon: don't fall backwards-

yoongay: once again, why am I taken

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TWITTER CHAT
taesty

JUNGKOOK
not to be soft or anything

JUNGKOOK
but I kinda want you to just wrap your fingers around my throat and choke me 🥰

TAEHYUNG
Get out of my DMs you horny little shit-

JUNGKOOK
not my fault if you post 18+ pictures that make me go 🤰🏻

TAEHYUNG
how was my picture 18+??

TAEHYUNG
And please don't be pregnant I'm not gonna pay for child support

JUNGKOOK
It's fine, I'm rich on my
own sooo 🤰🏻🤱🏻

TAEHYUNG
I hate kids

TAEHYUNG
And how are you even rich?

TAEHYUNG
Jimin told me you're a waiter

JUNGKOOK
Well, not that it's any of your business but I'm a little more than a waiter actually

TAEHYUNG
Care to clarify?

JUNGKOOK
Nope 😩

JUNGKOOK
and btw

JUNGKOOK

JUNGKOOK
THIS is 18+

TAEHYUNG
it's literally just hands-

JUNGKOOK
correction: it's YOUR hands

JUNGKOOK
your big sexy veiny fucking hOT HANDS

TAEHYUNG
Wow

TAEHYUNG
Um okay

TAEHYUNG
I had no idea you liked my hands that much babes

JUNGKOOK
who wouldn't like your hands 😩

TAEHYUNG
I don't

JUNGKOOK
Excuse me?

TAEHYUNG
I don't think they look that good tbh

TAEHYUNG
they're just hands

JUNGKOOK
fair enough, maybe if they were around my throat they'd look better 🥴

TAEHYUNG
are you always this horny?

JUNGKOOK
most of the time

TAEHYUNG
well that's better than what I thought-

TAEHYUNG
and what do you do when you're not horny?

JUNGKOOK
Wow you really turned on the detective mode huh

JUNGKOOK
If you're part of the FBI you could have just told me

JUNGKOOK
I've never tried policeman x criminal roleplay before 👀

TAEHYUNG
What the fuck-

TAEHYUNG
I'm not part of the FBI 💀

TAEHYUNG
I just want to know more about you

JUNGKOOK
woah hold on there tiger

JUNGKOOK
I don't want a relationship

TAEHYUNG
what??

JUNGKOOK
I don't want a relationship so if you're doing this to see if we have anything in common and could be a good match, forget it

TAEHYUNG
I-

TAEHYUNG
💀💀💀

TAEHYUNG
omg Jungkook who hurt you lmfao

JUNGKOOK
what?

TAEHYUNG
I'm serious

TAEHYUNG
who put this stick up your ass

JUNGKOOK
shut up

JUNGKOOK
you're annoying

TAEHYUNG
sorry I just punctured a lung laughing at your bullshit

TAEHYUNG
You really think anyone who asks questions about your life wants to date you?

JUNGKOOK
no, of course no

JUNGKOOK
I'm not a fucking narcissist-

JUNGKOOK
but most of the times people ask that and then three months later they're like oMg I ThiNk I'm iN LoVe WiTh YoU

JUNGKOOK
or "I've had feelings for someone lately... no I can't tell you who! Yes you know them.... Okay fine guess who it is" 👉👈

JUNGKOOK
and then you have to pretend like you don't know

JUNGKOOK
ugH

JUNGKOOK
so well I'm just warning you

JUNGKOOK
we're not a good match

JUNGKOOK
and won't ever be

JUNGKOOK
so I'll answer your question but don't get any ideas, okay?

TAEHYUNG
okay geez mr bossy pants no need to get all worked up for nothing

TAEHYUNG
I literally just asked what you do in your free time

TAEHYUNG
aren't you the one who's getting ideas, sweetheart?

JUNGKOOK
very funny Taehyung

TAEHYUNG
thanks, I'll write that down on my dating resume 😩

TAEHYUNG
now are you gonna answer my question ?

JUNGKOOK
what was your question again?

TAEHYUNG
What do you do when you're not horny?

JUNGKOOK
tough one 👀

TAEHYUNG
💀

JUNGKOOK
I usually smoke while listening to music

JUNGKOOK
or go have fun at some party

TAEHYUNG
That's surprising

TAEHYUNG
I didn't quite pinpoint you to be a fuckboy but I guess I only know so much about you huh?

JUNGKOOK
I'm not a fuckboy

TAEHYUNG
your resume says otherwise 😩

TAEHYUNG
c'mon Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
you're hot, act hot, are horny all the time, fuck people for a living, don't want a relationship, know shitty pick-up lines, like to smoke and party...

TAEHYUNG
admit it

TAEHYUNG
you're a fuckboy

JUNGKOOK
don't fucking call me that

TAEHYUNG
then tell me the truth about what you do in your life

TAEHYUNG
don't paint yourself as a fuckboy if you don't want to be one

JUNGKOOK
okay geez why does it feel like I'm talking to my  therapist

TAEHYUNG
you're seeing a therapist?-

JUNGKOOK
who isn't?

TAEHYUNG
boomers

JUNGKOOK
good point 💀

TAEHYUNG
Yep

JUNGKOOK
ANYWAYS

JUNGKOOK
I actually like animes

TAEHYUNG
omG what kind?

JUNGKOOK
uh

JUNGKOOK
I think it's better if you don't know about that-

TAEHYUNG
aw don't be embarrassed if you watch yaois

TAEHYUNG
we've all been here as confident gay men

JUNGKOOK
shut up I don't watch yaois

TAEHYUNG
so if I say

TAEHYUNG
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shoujo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

TAEHYUNG
it doesn't ring any bell?

JUNGKOOK
Absolutely not...

TAEHYUNG
I smell C A P

JUNGKOOK
🙄

JUNGKOOK
of course it rings a bell, everyone knows about this traumatizing anime

JUNGKOOK
but I wouldn't really consider it a yaoi honestly

JUNGKOOK
Just the unnecessary product of someone's twisted imagination

JUNGKOOK
I only watched it because I wanted to know what all this fuss was about

TAEHYUNG
I was only joking but yeah same actually

JUNGKOOK
opening slaps though

TAEHYUNG
hell yeah

TAEHYUNG
but if you don't like yaois then do you like basic romance animes?

TAEHYUNG
wait omg don't tell me you watch straight romance animes 🤢

JUNGKOOK
wtf no

JUNGKOOK
I mostly watch animes about sports

JUNGKOOK
like um

JUNGKOOK
haikyu? It's one of my favorites of this genre

JUNGKOOK
and horror animes

JUNGKOOK
especially psychological horror animes

JUNGKOOK
And fine, maybe SOME yaoi animes but only VERY occasionally

TAEHYUNG
omg 🤩 there's my little queer

TAEHYUNG
we should watch an anime together one day 🤰🏻

JUNGKOOK
I'm not watching Yarichin bitch club with you if that's what you want to ask next

TAEHYUNG
shame 😔

JUNGKOOK
But I guess we could watch an anime together

TAEHYUNG
🤩

JUNGKOOK
not right now tho

JUNGKOOK
because I need to get ready for a party

TAEHYUNG
😔

TAEHYUNG
eh, can I come?

JUNGKOOK
lmao no

JUNGKOOK
you wouldn't like my friends

TAEHYUNG
they must suck then

TAEHYUNG
I like almost everyone

JUNGKOOK
yeah well

JUNGKOOK
Even if we become best friends you're not meeting my other friends any soon sooo

TAEHYUNG
are they that bad? 👀

JUNGKOOK
none of your business

TAEHYUNG
Fricking lunatic 😤

TAEHYUNG
show me your fit for the party at least

JUNGKOOK
why would you want to see my outfit

TAEHYUNG
because you're a snack

TAEHYUNG
and you never send me any pictures 😔

JUNGKOOK
If you wanted a dick pic you could've just asked you know?

TAEHYUNG
Jesus Christ no-

TAEHYUNG
I'm not interested in seeing your tiny dick

JUNGKOOK
you know what they say?

TAEHYUNG
No...?

JUNGKOOK
you won't know until you try 😉

TAEHYUNG
Well I don't wanna try your dick

TAEHYUNG
I'm a top and I'd like for it to stay that way

JUNGKOOK
you're a top but you're not topping anyone 😩

TAEHYUNG
huh?

TAEHYUNG
what was that, Jeon?

JUNGKOOK
Nothing

TAEHYUNG
do you have something you want to tell me 👀

JUNGKOOK
Stop

TAEHYUNG
stop what?

JUNGKOOK
Asking stupid questions

JUNGKOOK
you already know what I mean

TAEHYUNG
wouldn't hurt you to say it more clearly tho

JUNGKOOK
but I don't wanna

TAEHYUNG
your loss

JUNGKOOK
wait what-

JUNGKOOK
come backkkk

JUNGKOOK
taehyung

JUNGKOOK
tae

JUNGKOOK
daddy

JUNGKOOK
master

JUNGKOOK
hyung

JUNGKOOK
oppa

JUNGKOOK
father

JUNGKOOK
uncle

JUNGKOOK
king of my jungle

JUNGKOOK
fucking fine 😤

JUNGKOOK
I want you to top me

JUNGKOOK
No homo

TAEHYUNG
No homo? Really, Jungkook?

JUNGKOOK
shut up about it

TAEHYUNG
never 😌

JUNGKOOK
brat

TAEHYUNG
who are you calling a brat?

JUNGKOOK
you

JUNGKOOK
what are you gonna do about it?

TAEHYUNG
I'd fuck you but you keep playing around

TAEHYUNG
I'm that close to changing my mind and going after someone
else 🥴

JUNGKOOK
What?????

JUNGKOOK
Whyyy

JUNGKOOK
come backkkk

JUNGKOOK
Fuck mE

JUNGKOOK
rheEEEEEE
delivered

Some insight on Jungkook's personality 👀

Enjoy these chill chapters with crack because I'm planning to fuck shit up real soon

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