Jungkook had always liked the dark. There was something about dark places that made him feel at peace, and he had no idea why, for most people were afraid of the dark. Maybe it had to do with the fact that he was used to it, that he was familiar with it and his mind didn't make up creepy scenarios like other people would. After all, he didn't believe in ghosts, supernatural creatures or monsters.

To him, the only monsters he should be scared of when he was standing in the dark, were others.

That's why when he woke up to a dark room, he didn't feel agitated at all. His eyes fluttered open, slowly getting used to the gloominess of the room; obsidian pupils dilating to focus on the wall in front of him while his head rang with thousands of high-pitched frequencies. The vengeful hangover of yesterday. But he was used to it by now, so used to it he could easily discard it and concentrate on something else instead.

He was still in one of the private rooms of the strip club. Little by little, the events of last night replayed in his mind and he licked at his dry lips, letting out a small sigh.

Leaning down, he squinted his eyes to better discern the shapes beneath him. It didn't take him long to find his clothes, for Taehyung's ones weren't here. The man had probably left while Jungkook was asleep.

Typical.

The boy glanced at the clock on the wall.

9:49pm.

He still had time before meeting with Han. A dozen of minutes wasn't much to prepare his speech, but it would have to do, since he didn't have any other choice anyways. Hopefully he would be able to find a deal with the older man. If not, he was screwed. Completely and definitely screwed. Playing with the nerves of someone like Han wasn't a fun game at all. Especially when you were game-over.

Jungkook buttoned up his white blouse, adjusting the tie and rolling the sleeves down to cover up his inked-up arms. He then slipped his leather pants on and took a quick glance at himself through the black screen of his phone. He fixed his hair and wiped his face with a tissue before looking around the room to make sure he wasn't forgetting anything.

He extended an arm, placing his large palm on the knob of the door and twisting it slowly. The door opened with a slight creak but he didn't mind the sound. He walked away from the private rooms, not looking at anyone or anything on his way back to the main room. Moans could be heard through the thin doors; he tried his best to block them out and come up with a plan instead.

To put it simply, he didn't have the money.

To put it the hard way, he had the money but couldn't give it to Han because he needed it for himself.

Either way, he was stuck. He messed up with the guy and now he was paying the consequences: a knot in his stomach and a lump in his throat due to the anxiety. But it was all his fault after all. He couldn't blame anyone for it, not even Han. He had done this to himself.

He had been impulsive. He had made bad choices. And now here he was, walking fast, with his head up. Radiating confidence which he, in reality, was sorely lacking at this moment.

But it didn't matter. The only thing that mattered was that he needed to live, to hold on for a little longer. Nevermind what he had to endure in order to stay alive, he had to.

He owed it to all of those who wanted him dead.

Once he arrived at the bar, he cleared his throat to get the attention of the girl behind the counter, who didn't take long to recognize him.

Park Seoyeon was a beautiful woman with a caramel complexion, curly jet-black hair and bright, hooded eyes. She was a smart woman, especially good with other people's emotions. Indeed, she could tell when someone was lying right away. You could say she had an intuition for these things. She was able to see right through you very easily.

Jungkook usually stayed away from this kind of people, as they were the most-likely to try and dig into his past or ask personal questions. He liked to consider himself a decent liar, but some people were on another level and he didn't want to test them at all.

However, he and Seoyeon had really clicked. If he weren't gay, it probably would've been love at first sight. Thank God, he was gay and so Seoyeon was his very first trustworthy friend — besides Jimin, who was his childhood bestfriend. They often argued, having rather different perspectives of the world and society, but Jungkook knew she'd come running to him if he needed her. And he'd do just the same for her.

"You're finally back." Seoyeon greeted him with a kind smile. She finished washing the glass she was holding and made her way towards him, the only thing keeping them separated being the counter of the bar. "Your one-night-stand left hours ago. Did you fall asleep? It's so unlike you." Her thin brows furrowed into a deep frown. She knew the man better than anyone else: he never fell asleep after sex. He always made sure to stay awake and kick the person out before they could start asking questions or request another round.

"Yeah, I fell asleep. I was feeling a little anxious, but I'm fine now." Jungkook hummed absentmindedly. "Would you mind getting me something to drink? I'm thirsty." His throat was still sore from yesterday, and he cursed Taehyung for it. It felt like every time he spoke, embers were lit in his esophagus, causing his voice to come out deeper, raspier than usual. Although Seoyeon didn't fail to notice it, she decided not to ask and just got Jungkook what he asked for: a drink.

"The usual?" She asked, already anticipating the other's answer. And as expected, it was a yes. So she grabbed a glass on the counter and rubbed the rim with a piece of lemon, coating the surface of it with the sticky substance. She then turned around and opened the big fridge behind her to grab a bottle filled with a green, translucide liquid, putting it on the counter. She poured it in Jungkook's glass. "You waiting for someone still?" She inquired as she pushed the glass towards the man, who chuckled in response.

"I guess you could say that." His voice was hushed; he didn't want to linger on the topic. He took a sip of his margarita, the sour liquid burning his throat as he drank it down. He ignored the pain and exhaled heavily, closing his eyes for a second while he attempted to get some rest, even for a brief moment.

"Jungkook." Seoyeon called. "I think your guest is here."

At that, Jungkook's eyes snapped open and he glanced at his surroundings, easily spotting the man he was waiting for.

"Han." He said, voice cold. He didn't bother using honorifics, despite the man being ten years older than him. Sometimes even the oldest people weren't worthy of any respect. And Jungkook had always despised honorifics anyway. He especially despised using them on people who didn't deserve them. Like people with power, or money. Or both, most of the times. Those people had it all, and yet, to Jungkook, they were nothing but a bunch of scumbags. Garbage. And he was waiting, patiently, for the day each one of them would go down and get their karma.

"Long time no see, Jungkook." Han, the man, who wore a goatee beard and rectangle-shaped glasses, smirked. The action irked Jungkook, and he let out a scoff.

"We should keep it that way."

"We would, if you didn't keep fucking up." He had a point. At the end of the day, the only reason for this unwanted encounter was Jungkook's stupidity.

Silence stretched between the two as Jungkook tried to muster up the courage to talk, to just drop the bomb already, while Han seemed to be lost in his own thoughts.

Jungkook glanced at him briefly. If they were to fight, he knew he could easily defeat him. Han wasn't that strong, nor was he clever or quick-witted.

The only problem was that Jungkook didn't know if he came alone. Because while Han didn't do good in fights, he was a very strategic person. And Jungkook highly doubted that the man had come here alone, knowing the situation could turn sour at any moment.

"Actually," The thirty-year-old male started, cutting Jungkook's train of thoughts short. "I came here to make you an offer."

Jungkook's brows shot up at that.

An offer?

"What kind of offer?" He asked, careful with his words. He didn't want to fall into a trap and end up in an even stickier situation than he already was in. His dark eyes scanned the man in front of him, analyzing his body language and facial expression. He was standing straight, arms crossed over his chest and feet a few inches apart. His eyes were fixed on Jeongguk, but he kept his expression neutral.

He was definitely confident about whatever offer he wanted to propose. And that alone, made Jungkook remain guarded.

"I know you don't have the money." Han blurted out, his eyes digging into Jungkook's skull as if he was trying to read his mind. The latter opened his mouth to talk, ready to bluff, but Han cut him off by putting one of his hand in the air, silencing him. "And I'm ready to drop all your debts if you come back."

There it was.

The offer.

Jungkook stared at the man for a couple of seconds, bewildered by how blunt he was.

Then he laughed. A loud, guttural laugh that escaped his mouth before he could even stop himself. Head thrown back in sheer amusement, his eyes glistening with nothing but mockery as he looked back at the man.

"Come back? Why the fuck would I come back, Han?" His voice wasn't serious. Playful almost. As if he thought that this was just a big joke. A prank.

It wasn't.

"Then you owe me. And you ought to give me all your debts by tomorrow. I was lenient on you Jungkook. I really was. But I'm done. You're not fourteen anymore, you should be more responsible now. And you should be able to keep your promise. I kept mine: I let you walk away from us without any consequences. Even after that, you kept fucking up. So now, either you actually let me explain the details of my offer, either you pay your fifty-one million won debt."

Fifty-one million? Was it that much? Jungkook couldn't remember. However, he stopped laughing. Instead, he furrowed his brows, taking another sip of his margarita while he thought about the offer.

"Let's say I come back, which I probably won't..." he trailed off as he wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, sucking it clean afterwards. Then, he averted his eyes to the man before him and sighed. "What would I have to do?"

"Sell." Han shrugged.

"That's all?"

"You were one of our best sellers, Jungkook. We don't need anything more from you." Han explained. He was still in the same, confident posture as earlier. Jungkook hated himself for actually considering this offer.

He knew it was risky. Dangerous, even. Wasn't that why he quit the first time?

Yet, this was an easy way out. All he had to was sell. It couldn't be that bad, right? He was good at this.

Really fucking good at this.

"Looks like you've got yourself a deal." He finally hummed after giving it a thought. It was probably another one of his impulsive decisions which he'll regret later on, but right now he didn't care. All he cared about was his debt, or in this case, the lack thereof.

Han's eyes twitched at the man's response. Surely, he hadn't expected him to give in that soon. He most likely had many more arguments up his sleeve, some of them being even more convincing than the ones he had already used. Jungkook couldn't care less, he didn't want to hear any of it.

"70/30." Han said, sternly. "70's for me."

A scoff slipped past Jungkook's plump, strawberry lips. He put down his drink and crossed his legs, leaning back on the counter. His gaze as emotionless as ever and his brows raised in a challenging manner. He didn't have the upper hand right now, he knew he didn't. Yet, to anyone around them, it would look like he did. His posture said it all. He was way too confident, asserting dominance when he had none. His whole aura screamed leader, yet he was a mere puppet in Han's theater.

"60/40. If I'm selling drugs again, I want it to be at least profitable." He negotiated, trying to keep his voice as neutral as possible.

"Profitable?" Han snorted. "You owe me, Jungkook."

"Well." The younger tucked a strand of his jet black hair behind his ear, "not anymore, since I accepted the offer." He grinned.

"Fine." Han said, seeing no point in arguing further with Jungkook as 60% was already enough for him. "But don't even try to trick me."

"Trick you?" Jungkook's doe eyes twinkled in amusement. "I would never."

—

TWITTER CHAT
taesty

TAEHYUNG
so I think we need to talk

TAEHYUNG
about the bet

TAEHYUNG
and the fact that I won

TAEHYUNG
therefore I think you owe me a favor, don't you Jungkookie? 🥰

JUNGKOOK
stop calling me that

TAEHYUNG
what should I call you then?

JUNGKOOK
Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
boring

TAEHYUNG
You're not fun

JUNGKOOK
And I took that personally

JUNGKOOK
I'm very fun

JUNGKOOK
didn't you know? I was the class clown back in the days

TAEHYUNG
yeah?

TAEHYUNG
tell me a joke then

JUNGKOOK
Wow alright then

JUNGKOOK
you're very demanding

JUNGKOOK
but okay

JUNGKOOK
what's goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?

TAEHYUNG
...

TAEHYUNG
maybe I shouldn't have asked

TAEHYUNG
y'know what I'll just go talk to someone else

TAEHYUNG
someone who's not a sEx AdDiCt

JUNGKOOK
the answer was gum

JUNGKOOK
what the fuck did you think about?

TAEHYUNG
right, so now you're trying to make it look like I'M the one who has a dirty mind

JUNGKOOK
I mean, you were never innocent either

TAEHYUNG
I obviously am

TAEHYUNG
I'm like

TAEHYUNG
A little angel

JUNGKOOK
yeah, sure

JUNGKOOK
and what does that make me?

TAEHYUNG
the devil himself 😩

JUNGKOOK
If I were the devil, do you think I'd be wasting my time on you?

JUNGKOOK
hell no

JUNGKOOK
( pun intended )

TAEHYUNG
I-

JUNGKOOK
I'd be busy making sure everyone gets their karma 🤭 maybe not proportionally to what they did wrong tho... maybe I'll go a little overboard who knows

TAEHYUNG
you don't have to be the devil to do that

TAEHYUNG
do something cooler!

JUNGKOOK
like burning a whole country? Getting rid of all the unnecessary people on this Earth?

TAEHYUNG
...

TAEHYUNG
who are the unnecessary people on this earth...?

JUNGKOOK
Bitch, is that actually a question?

TAEHYUNG
yup

JUNGKOOK
you're dumb

TAEHYUNG
I've been told 😩

TAEHYUNG
I learnt to live with it 🥰

TAEHYUNG
I'm very versatile, you see

JUNGKOOK
sure 🤠

TAEHYUNG
so are you going to tell me who are the unnecessary people?

JUNGKOOK
do you want the whole list?

TAEHYUNG
The list?- do you own a death note or something?

JUNGKOOK
I used to, but it didn't work

JUNGKOOK
so I threw it away

JUNGKOOK
I have other methods now <333

TAEHYUNG
I'm-

TAEHYUNG
you're scary, Jeon

TAEHYUNG
Really scary

JUNGKOOK
I've been told 😩

JUNGKOOK
I learnt to live with it 🥰

JUNGKOOK
I'm very versatile, you see

TAEHYUNG
I-

TAEHYUNG
Did you pull an uno reverse card on me just now?

JUNGKOOK
maybe

TAEHYUNG
I hate you

TAEHYUNG
every part of you

JUNGKOOK
nah you don't

JUNGKOOK
you love my body 🤩

TAEHYUNG
And you love my voice

JUNGKOOK

TAEHYUNG
you're annoying

JUNGKOOK
So now using memes is considered annoying? Damn, Kim. You're boring.

TAEHYUNG
says whO?

JUNGKOOK
I told you a joke!

TAEHYUNG
I didn't laugh

JUNGKOOK
sounds like a you problem

JUNGKOOK
my jokes are hilarious

TAEHYUNG
As hilarious as Jin hyung's horrible dad jokes

JUNGKOOK
I take that as a compliment

JUNGKOOK
Jin's dad jokes are really funny

JUNGKOOK
Your humor's just broken

TAEHYUNG
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that

TAEHYUNG
and swiftly change the subject

TAEHYUNG
because don't think I forgot about our bet 🥰

JUNGKOOK
god, you're still thinking about that?

JUNGKOOK
must really want a favor from me then

TAEHYUNG
maybe?-

TAEHYUNG
anywhores

TAEHYUNG
I think I won

TAEHYUNG
you're not gonna deny it this time right?

JUNGKOOK
no

TAEHYUNG
good

TAEHYUNG
SO

TAEHYUNG
looks like you owe me a little favor, Jungkookie <3

JUNGKOOKIE
I swear to god if you keep calling me that-

TAEHYUNG
moving on 🥰

TAEHYUNG
I want you to play a game with me

JUNGKOOK
a game?

TAEHYUNG
yup

TAEHYUNG
NOT A SEXUAL ONE

JUNGKOOK
sad

JUNGKOOK
I've got a feeling I'm not going to enjoy that game at all

TAEHYUNG
don't be so pessimistic

TAEHYUNG
it's a great game 🥰

JUNGKOOK
Alright, what is it called?

TAEHYUNG
10 questions 🥰 easy right?

TAEHYUNG
because all you have to do is type

TAEHYUNG
and use your brain to think

TAEHYUNG
which I think you're able to do

JUNGKOOK
10 questions? Really?

JUNGKOOK
you're like, 12 yo

TAEHYUNG
shut up

TAEHYUNG
It's a good game to get to know each other

JUNGKOOK
I never said I wanted to get to know you

JUNGKOOK
or you to get to know me

TAEHYUNG
Ah my connection is so bad I can't see your messages

TAEHYUNG
guess we'll have to start then

JUNGKOOK
🙄

JUNGKOOK
what if i don't want to answer?

TAEHYUNG
if you don't answer every question then what's the point of playing this?

JUNGKOOK
I don't want to play

TAEHYUNG
Should've thought of that before lying to yourself, doll

JUNGKOOK
I didn't lie to myself

TAEHYUNG
You said you didn't have a degrading kink

TAEHYUNG
which you clearly do

TAEHYUNG
hence why we made that bet

TAEHYUNG
that I ended up winning

TAEHYUNG
resulting in you owing me a favor

TAEHYUNG
is your memory that bad?

JUNGKOOK
whatever

JUNGKOOK
just ask your questions already

TAEHYUNG
now that's more like it 🥰

TAEHYUNG
Let's start, shall we?

JUNGKOOK
sure

TAEHYUNG
Tell me a random fact about you

JUNGKOOK
that doesn't sound like a question

JUNGKOOK
do you need to study basic grammar some more?

TAEHYUNG
oh shut up

TAEHYUNG
CaN yOu TeLL mE a RaNdOm FuN fAcT aBoUt YoU pLeAsE?

TAEHYUNG
Is that better for you, Jungkookie?

JUNGKOOK
very much better

TAEHYUNG
good

TAEHYUNG
I guess you can answer then

JUNGKOOK
No, there aren't any fun facts about me

TAEHYUNG
...

TAEHYUNG
c'monnnnnn

TAEHYUNG
there has to be at least one!

JUNGKOOK
nope

TAEHYUNG
no fun stories?

TAEHYUNG
No random fact about younger you?

TAEHYUNG
no embarrassing moments that make you cringe when you think about it?

JUNGKOOK
nope

TAEHYUNG
liar

TAEHYUNG
everyone has at least one random fact about themselves

JUNGKOOK
guess I'm an exception then

TAEHYUNG
oh don't you dare play dumb

TAEHYUNG
dig into your memory!

JUNGKOOK
fine

JUNGKOOK
I have a scar on my cheek

JUNGKOOK
It's from a fight with my step brother

JUNGKOOK
When we were young, he spent all his time on the computer

JUNGKOOK
and we only had one computer for all of us

JUNGKOOK
I wanted to play, too

JUNGKOOK
so we fought

JUNGKOOK
And I ended up hitting my head on the edge of the table

JUNGKOOK
but it was worth it because he broke a key during our little fight and wasn't allowed to use the computer for days

TAEHYUNG
See? Wasn't that hard now, was it?

JUNGKOOK
Shut up

TAEHYUNG
again, I'm choosing to ignore that

TAEHYUNG
Anyways, you said "all of us"

TAEHYUNG
does that mean you have other brothers and sisters? How many are you in your family?

JUNGKOOK
that counts as two questions, I hope you know that

TAEHYUNG
no

JUNGKOOK
well there were two question marks

TAEHYUNG
jeez, you're annoying

TAEHYUNG
How many are you in your family?

JUNGKOOK
five, including my mom and stepdad

TAEHYUNG
damn 😩

TAEHYUNG
do y'all get along?

JUNGKOOK
not really

TAEHYUNG
oh

TAEHYUNG
That sucks

JUNGKOOK
nah it's fine

JUNGKOOK
I don't need to get along with them, nor do I want to anyways

TAEHYUNG
but it's your family still

JUNGKOOK
and? Just 'cause they're my family, doesn't mean they aren't a bunch of little bitches

JUNGKOOK
I don't have to get along with my family

JUNGKOOK
They're doing peachy without me

JUNGKOOK
and I'm doing peachy without them

TAEHYUNG
are you really though?

JUNGKOOK
What do you mean?

TAEHYUNG
nothing, sorry

TAEHYUNG
let's just keep playing

JUNGKOOK
fine by me

TAEHYUNG
So what do you do in your free time? Except watching animes because I already know that

JUNGKOOK
I told you already

JUNGKOOK
I usually go to parties

JUNGKOOK
or spend some time alone

TAEHYUNG
right

TAEHYUNG
And what do you do when you're alone?

JUNGKOOK
Stuff

TAEHYUNG
Jesus Jeon you're not making this easier for me

JUNGKOOK
good

JUNGKOOK
I don't intend to

TAEHYUNG
why are you so

JUNGKOOK
so..?

TAEHYUNG
so closed?

JUNGKOOK
if you want me to answer your questions can you please try to make them make sense at least?

JUNGKOOK
that'd be really nice

TAEHYUNG
I'm just trying not to be too straightforward or rude

TAEHYUNG
but fine

TAEHYUNG
Why do you shut me down? Why won't you just open up? It's not like I'm asking anything too personal

TAEHYUNG
I'm literally asking you simple questions

TAEHYUNG
what are you so afraid of?

JUNGKOOK
that's 3 questions, Kim

JUNGKOOK
you're running short

JUNGKOOK
only 2 left after that

JUNGKOOK
but since you're so desperate for answers I'll give you just that

JUNGKOOK
I'm not shutting you down, I'm choosing not to tell a complete stranger about my life

JUNGKOOK
I don't open up because I don't want to

JUNGKOOK
and I'm' not afraid of anything

JUNGKOOK
especially not you

JUNGKOOK
if that's what you thought

TAEHYUNG
I didn't think you were afraid of me

TAEHYUNG
if you were, we'd have a problem

TAEHYUNG
but I'm not a stranger

TAEHYUNG
at least not a complete stranger

JUNGKOOK
still a stranger

TAEHYUNG
god, you're complicated

TAEHYUNG
but alright, let's keep playing

TAEHYUNG
Tell me what you do when you're alone because 'stuff' doesn't count as an answer

JUNGKOOK
ugh, you're so annoying

TAEHYUNG
I know 🥰🥰🥰

TAEHYUNG
Sooooo? The suspense is killing me, Jungkook

JUNGKOOK
I

JUNGKOOK
I paint sometimes

TAEHYUNG
really? That's cool

JUNGKOOK
I guess

JUNGKOOK
yeah, I paint a lot... especially night time or dark landscapes

JUNGKOOK
I listen to music, too

JUNGKOOK
and all the basic stuff like watching series or playing games

TAEHYUNG
I play games, too!

TAEHYUNG
we should play together sometime

JUNGKOOK
I'd beat your ass in every game, Taehyung

TAEHYUNG
hey, you don't even know if I'm good or not!

JUNGKOOK
Oh I bet you're a god

TAEHYUNG
sounds sincere

JUNGKOOK
Aren't I always?

TAEHYUNG
sure-

TAEHYUNG
anyways, what music do you listen to?

JUNGKOOK
alt stuff

TAEHYUNG
Wow

TAEHYUNG
do you think you could specify a little, big guy? Or is that too much to ask?

JUNGKOOK
shut up

TAEHYUNG
stop telling me to shut up all the time!

JUNGKOOK
then stop being annoying!

TAEHYUNG
I'm not annoying! I'm literally just asking you questions

JUNGKOOK
the way you ask your questions is annoying

TAEHYUNG
yeah?

TAEHYUNG
how so?

JUNGKOOK
Nuh-uh

JUNGKOOK
you're out of questions, Kim

TAEHYUNG
you didn't answer half of them!

JUNGKOOK
I did

JUNGKOOK
I answered all of them, except the last one because you were being annoying

TAEHYUNG
fine

TAEHYUNG
I'll stop being annoying

TAEHYUNG
just answer

JUNGKOOK
okay

JUNGKOOK
well um

JUNGKOOK
Like I said, I like alternative music styles, especially alternative rock

JUNGKOOK
so Nirvana, Mother mother,  The Cure, Deftones, Grandson... that kinda stuff

JEONGGUK
Oh and I like Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood and Chase Atlantic, too

TAEHYUNG
The Holy Trinity 😍

TAEHYUNG
You have really good taste in music

JUNGKOOK
TikTok's ruining all the good alt songs though

TAEHYUNG
I don't think TikTok ruins songs

TAEHYUNG
if anything it only helps small artists become big

JUNGKOOK
it also helps shitty artists get big

TAEHYUNG
oh c'mon, no one is THAT shitty

JUNGKOOK
Addison Rae's song?? Don't tell me it's not shit

TAEHYUNG
she could've done better

JUNGKOOK
right

JUNGKOOK
Music isn't for everyone

JUNGKOOK
and if you do want to make music at least make sure your voice stays on beat?

TAEHYUNG
now you're just being mean again-

JUNGKOOK
no, I'm honest

JUNGKOOK
Bella Poarch's song was good though

JUNGKOOK
At least she has her own style

JUNGKOOK
Obsessed was just a basic, boring song that'll be forgotten in a year

JUNGKOOK
but people LOVE basic songs nowadays, so... I guess that's good for her

TAEHYUNG
look at you go, emo kid

TAEHYUNG
You sound like my 89 years old grandpa who always criticizes our generation

JUNGKOOK
yeah, and wanna know the difference between your grandpa and me?

TAEHYUNG
sure...?

JUNGKOOK
you grandpas's hearing must suck because he's old

JUNGKOOK
but my hearing is perfectly fine

JUNGKOOK
I have the incredible ability to detect shitty music

JUNGKOOK
And my shitty music detector goes off when I hear Jake Paul's song for example

JUNGKOOK
or Oli London's 'diss track'

TAEHYUNG
Everyone knows this song is shit, you don't need a special ability to realize it

JUNGKOOK
it has 15k likes

TAEHYUNG
they're probably just trolls

JUNGKOOK
I hope so

JUNGKOOK
but still

JUNGKOOK
Mfs pretend they hate people who are Asian fishing and then go give clout to Oli London 🧍🏻

TAEHYUNG
Tbh I'm just waiting for the day he'll grow up mentally and start missing his natural face

TAEHYUNG
that'll be the best moment of my life

JUNGKOOK
Y'know there's this saying

JUNGKOOK
"Drawing lines on a pumpkin doesn't make it a watermelon'

JUNGKOOK
it's stupid, but it's true

JUNGKOOK
my mom is like, obsessed with surgery

JUNGKOOK
and her appearance in general

JUNGKOOK
she got pregnant multiple times so of course she doesn't have a perfectly flat belly

JUNGKOOK
you can't really get rid of pregnancy belly but she keeps doing all these stupid diets and other shit

JUNGKOOK
but like

JUNGKOOK
she's full of shit

JUNGKOOK
She looks so different now than she was before I was born

JUNGKOOK
but she doesn't look better

JUNGKOOK
it's kind of sad

TAEHYUNG
Have you ever had one?

JUNGKOOK
had what?

TAEHYUNG
plastic surgery

JUNGKOOK
never

JUNGKOOK
and I don't intend to

JUNGKOOK
I love my body

TAEHYUNG
I figured 😩

JUNGKOOK
You do too so shut up

TAEHYUNG
not gonna deny that 💅

JUNGKOOK
we stan an honest guy

TAEHYUNG
hey, isn't it amazing?

JUNGKOOK
what?

TAEHYUNG
us having a normal conversation that doesn't revolve around sex!

JUNGKOOK
I can change that real quick if you want

TAEHYUNG
NO THANKS

TAEHYUNG
I mean, I love talking about sex with you but this is a good change

JUNGKOOK
if you say so

JUNGKOOK
well, I'm off to get some sleep now

TAEHYUNG
Right, it's getting late

TAEHYUNG
I should go sleep, too

JUNGKOOK
Yeah

TAEHYUNG
we should meet again soon, though

JUNGKOOK
Can't get enough of me?

TAEHYUNG
I knew you'd say something like that

JUNGKOOK
It wasn't a lie tho

TAEHYUNG
I should really go sleep

JUNGKOOK
You're not slick Taehyung

JUNGOOOK
oh so you really went to sleep huh?

JUNGKOOK
Pussy
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