Silverdust: guess what guys! It's time to go bug my Sire! Because we have a dare for him! Let's go!

*ground bridge opens to the bridge of the Nemesis*

Starscream: *startled shriek*

Megatron: *sighs* I assume you have a dare for someone on my warship, daughter?

Silverdust: *grins* Indeed I do! I have one for none other than you, my most annoying Sire!

Megatron: WHAT?! I refuse to do this dare.

Miko: you don't even know what it is. 

Silverdust: Miko! What are you doing here?

Miko: *shrugs* I wanted to see how Megatron reacts.

Silverdust: *sighs* Okay. Anyway, Megatron, you have been dared to take care of a human toddler by @ShadowGod611 for one hour!

Megatron: *groans* I refuse.

Silverdust: too late, I brought the Author's little cousin, Abby!

Author: What! Silverdust! He'll kill her and then my aunt would kill me!

Silverdust: Oh well. I'll be here to make sure he's taking care of her properly. Besides, I'm adding a rule where he has to be in holoform the entire hour.

Megatron: I already said I refuse!

Silverdust: so you want to use one of your chickens?

Megatron: what? What are chickens?

Silverdust: They are earth animals. Basically, everyone is allotted three chickens. Ratchet used one of his with his refusal of being a maid to Wheeljack, and Heatwave and I have each used one with our refusal to make out for one hour. If you want to use one, then you may.

Megatron: Fine. Where might I find these chickens?

Silverdust and Miko: *snickers*

Miko: You don't have to find them. For this game, they're metaphorical. It means you're too afraid to do one of the dares.

Megatron: Megatron is afraid of NO ONE!

Silverdust: Not even a cute little human toddler? *holds out the small child*

Megatron: *groans* FINE! I'll take care of it!

Silverdust: Ah, ah, use the correct pronoun.

Megatron: *grumbles* I'll take care of her.

Silverdust: good Sire.

*1 hour later*

Megatron: Silverdust, come take this human child from me immediately! It's been an hour!

Silverdust.exe does not exist.

Megatron: Silverdust!

*silence*

Megatron: Silverdust?!

*more silence*

Megatron: Siverdust?

*cries from the smol child*

Megatron: Shh, shh, it's okay. Let me give you back to your cousin, the Author. Since my own daughter refuses to help me.

*silence*

Megatron: *gently picks up child and shows up at the Author's house* Take your little cousin back! I have work I need to do!

Author: You had fun taking care of her, didn't you?

Megatron: NO!

Abby: ba da ga ba

Megatron: Is that so?

Abby: ba ma ga ba

Megatron: Yeah, I did have fun.

Abby: *giggles* buh buh!

Megatron: *small smile* buh buh, little one. buh buh.

Silverdust: *grins* He had fun.