Optimus: hey Megatron
Megatron: what?
Optimus: why dis the chicken cross the road?
Megatron: dunno why?
Optimus: to go to the idiots house
Megatron: *not getting it* okay?
Optimus: knock knock
Megatron: :/ who's there?
Optimus: the chicken *left while snickering*
Megatron: ☹️
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Megatron: *sweeping da floor while listening to 'I'm a barbie girl' and humming the song*
Optimus: >:) hey megsy
Megatron: hmm? *stops da song*
Optimus: have you seen the bot that hides from the idiot?
Megatron:...no I haven't why?
Optimus: 😂 *leaves laughing so hard he fell in the hallway*
Megatron: * shrugs and continue to do his chores while listening to his fave song*

~one hour later~

Megatron: * sitting in a couch after done doin chores* ...........
wait...* finally gets what Optimus said* *TRIGGERED*
aaaaaAAGHHHHHHHH OPTIMUS! YOU ARE SO DEAD!