This belongs to Parks and Recreation
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*everyone is standing around a broken energon processor*

Fowler: So... Who broke it?

*silence*

Fowler: I'm not mad, I just want to know.

OP: *deep inhale* I did. I broke-

Fowler: No, no you didn't.

OP: .....

Fowler: Megatron?

Megs: Don't look at me... Look at Ratchet.

Ratch: What? I didn't break it.

Megs: Huh, that's kinda weird... How did you know it was broken?

Ratch: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Megs: Suspicious.

Ratch: No, it's not!

Bulk: If it matters... June was the last one to use it.

June: Bulkhead I don't even drink energon!

Bulk: Okay, so why were you by the processor today, huh?

June: I used the table as a space to leave my purse, everyone KNOWS that, Bulkhead!

OP: Let's not fight, I broke it, I'll replace it.

Fowler: No. Who broke it?

*silence*

Megs: Arcee has been awfully quiet.

Arcee: reeAAALLY?!

Megs: Yeah, really

Arcee: oh my god!

*everyone starts yelling at each other*

Fowler: *steps out of the room*

Fowler: *bulldozes the 4th wall*

Fowler: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it.

Fowler: *looks back to the chaos*

Fowler: I predict that in ten minutes, they'll all rip eachother apart with war paint on their faces and spears carved out of whatever they can find.

Fowler: good.