Optimus: Ratchet! Something terrible has happened?

Ratchet: Tinkerbell broke up with you?

Optimus: Worse! Megatron said that even Starscream would make a better Prime than me! Make him take it back!

Ratchet: I am not a part of your guy's Facebook arguments. We've been over this.

Optimus: But he hurt meeeee!

Ratchet: Then block him! It isn't that difficult...

Optimus: *hugs Ratchet and starts bawling* Bbbbbbbbut... *sniff* But I wuv you and you wuv me too so u gotta help me....

Ratchet: -.-

Optimus: *puppy eyes*

Ratchet: :T

Optimus: *sniff sniff*

Ratchet: ALRIGHT! I'LL TALK TO HIM! *opens up Facebook* Kjuiukgngbsbsi the things I do for you....

Online Chat:

Ratch: Megatron r u there

Megs: Yeah :T

Ratch: U hurt our leader's feelings

Megs: Lol I dun care

Ratch: ..... *silence*

Megs: ..Ello? Ratchet?

.....

Megs: Ratchet r u there?

Real world:

Ratchet: *busts through the door* MEGATRON?!

Megatron: ... Ya?

Ratchet: *flamethrower* DIEEEEE!

Megatron: AAAAAAAAQQQEKRVEKEBWJE

~~

Optimus: Thanks for sticking up for me, even if you used a flamethrower :)

Ratchet: :T

Lesson: Don't ever say anything mean to Optimus. He knows all the right people to shove it right back into your face.